Who do you ship and why? Tell me you scum

Who do you ship and why? Tell me you scum

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I like to imagine Ernesto killed Hector more out of fear of losing him to his wife again rather than wanting his songs and he coped with the guilt by basking in fame

Then when he died the guilt got even worse and he forced himself to become the gloryhound to and beyond the point of madness

goofy NO I AM NO SHIPPER I STICK WITH THE OPT HONEST!

Shinzen Electrical Components, Corp, Co.?

I can’t help myself, it’s just instinctive.
I’ve been shipping since I was a kid watching digimon, and all these years later I’m still fucking mad.

zim and gaz

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All the peridot episodes with amethyst in them bring the best of her, that snarky, weird but not overly meme-y vibe she has.

They both have really good chemistry together and they play off each other really nice, when Peridot's character went down the drain Amethyst somehow managed to bring the best of her back up.

Also they're like 5'0 them both and that's hilarious and cute.

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>Interspecies
>Size difference
>Soothing emotional trauma with dicking and cuddles

Just ticks the boxes, you know

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I ship this boy with everything that vaguely looks like a woman because I like him lots and feel bad for how things ended up for him.
Also he's cute.

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>not endorsing the superior peri-ship

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Beast Boy and Raven because they're a cute odd couple.
Greg and Pearl for much the same reason with the added bonus of having some healing/character development undertones.
I'm a sucker for an odd couple.

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I admit it! I ship Shantotto and Donald Duck.

>Greg and Pearl
>healing and compassionate fucking
Are you me?

YOU CHEAP GAY BASTARD

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I want to touch her squeedily spooch.

>Shipping an adult with a 14 year old

No thanks, user, I have standards

Furry in denial

>denial

I fully admit to being a degenerate

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There are dozens of us out here user!
Dozens!

>moralfaggotry
Steven deserves a romantic interest thats actually good. Connie a shit

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>Furry
>Browses Yea Forums
>Admits being a furry with no shame

that's kind of chad on your side, user, my respects

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Doesn't necessarily needs to be a gem.

Amedot is still superior anyways, Amethyst was the first to break her out of her shell for a reason, shy nerd/extrovert party animal relationships are the best kind.

Id prefer theyd be a gem but if they werent but still a good character then id be okay. Amethyst/steven was my first ship and the only other character i ship him with is peridot. Pearl is for occasionally fucking at night and sharing with his father.

I want to touch her boobjes

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This promotional pic implied that Dave (the brown guy) had a crush on Scarlett (Redhead)

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Its perfect... the brains, the brawn, and the charm all mixed into one relationship- completely dependent on each other.

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I always thought that Jean/Raychel Phoenix would make a good couple with Thor

Lalli and Emil
Sigrun and Mikkel

Disgusting.

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She's a flashy but insecure witch, he's a cracker barrel journalist who hits like a truck made of diamonds. They fight crime and go to Royals games on summer weekends.

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NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
2019 IS THE YEAR OF ANNIEKAT!
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES!

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I ship an adult with a 12 year old
Who's also his mom
Get on my level, fag

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I just think theyre neat

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This. Also Steven+Connie.

>Steven+Connie
Worst fucking ship

Their faces literally fit together like a jigsaw puzzle.

Optimus Prime and Sally Acorn. Anyone old enough to remember will know why.

Also Edward Elric and Lina Inverse, but that's Yea Forums shit.

It isn't 2006 anymore user, half of this goddamn site is furry now.

I'm a degenerate, but I still have self-respect. Shipping is something I never did and will never do.

>when you love someone but you suppress it because you're worried your weird alien love is not how they love you
>when you finally let the passion take over and it creates one of the best moments in your life
>when it ends tragically faster than it started
Bittersweet is my favorite emotional flavor.

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No.

That doesnt stop it from being a shit ship. Connie is the worst character on SU

I genuinely can't think of a single pairing.

Does anybody have this without gumball

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Do you even know where you are

I mean her grasp of earth culture/customs are low enough that she's basically at Steven's level of maturity if not lower, and speaking biologically well...
I mean she's a rock i don't really know if that's how they work.

no, that would be stupid.

OT3 poly ship.

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Me and your mom, mostly because I can clean my room for her unlike you.

They couldn't last without each other.

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>Both have mother issues
>Both groomed since childhood to be a warrior
>Both Royals of an empire with a history of death and destruction
>Same age
>She’s the one who never got a chance and he’s the always who always gives chances

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neeeeeeeeeerds

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Because of their interactions in Injustice

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What's the point of shipping?
I'm not against it I just don't see the appeal.

maybe someday you'll feel human emotions, robot-user. keep working at it

Batman and power girl.
Because bats need a fun loving partner and damian needs a new mommy.

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They had incredible chemistry in Fractured But Whole, and both Kenny and the goth kids are terribly under utilized at this point.

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>Moon & Sun
>Day & Night
>Introverted & Extroverted
Prove me otherwise

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Is that Henrietta and Princess Kenny?

It’s Henrietta and Kenny yes

The only ship I support is friendship.

hey have some cute shit

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Oh that reminds me of my digimon ship. I used to want Matt to get together with Mimi. They only interacted like twice in the entire show, and there is no canon rationale behind why I pair them.
The reason is because they look like Cloud and Aerith.

Brains x Brawn

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Tony Stark and Nebula solely because of endgame
Captain America and Wonder Woman

>Captain America and Wonder Woman
>Steve goes on mission to weed out HYDRA/Nazi bases in the Bermuda triangle
>Get's lost and washes ashore on Themiscyra
>Diana nurses him back to health
>Diana remembers him when he is found and revived out of the ice
>Is in NY at the time so she's one of the first to meet him in the current era
>They reconnect
Later
>During Endgame/Infinity Gauntlet Diana wields Cap's shield

You're confusing you not liking a character with the two characters not being good for each other. Common mistake.

I'm a dirty shipper, help me...

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Makes a little too much sense

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It's already canon tho.

Okay I'll help take a deep breath and say this slowly
fenneko

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Bless your ship.

Here is my disgusting one.

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I think in the future episode Bart was supposed to sleep with her, but since she died they replaced her with Lisa teacher

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Supes and Mera
Mera deserves a good husband, Clark deserves a good wife.

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That's the best part

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I do not use any person for transportation OP, that would be unpractical.

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Not my fault you have shitty taste, user

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Damnit Rogal it's Impractical

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Well fuck me. I never knew I wanted it. Thank you, user.

A man of culture, I see

Eyup. I don't need to justify myself to you

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She deserved to win the sokkabowl.

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based

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Ot3

Sometimes a family is just 3 rock mothers and an adopted hybrid kid

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based

Glad to help.

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Is it shipping if it's blatantly advertised in the show itself?
I usually just ship whatever's closest to canon if they're a cute couple...
That being said, patrician taste my friend

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She sounds old as shit, but I guess we never get a clear age and she's always got that scarf on

unironicaly based

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I... Don't think I want to remember

In all she just deserved something better than what LoK gave her.

LoK making Toph a single mother was one of the stupidest decision.

>Yes it mattered to the narrative
>No you aren't pleasing fans by leaving it ambiguous
Just pick a decision who Toph ended up with and have the balls to stick with it. Anyways I think the comics implied it was some random nobody Toph trained, even if they did.

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Based porn dubs.

...

Goo and Mac from FHFIF because it's cute.

Based, the absolute madman

I ship Daron Nefcy and Tom King because they're both fucking crazy.

Well now I wanna ship Rebecca Sugar and Geoff Johns

nice

JohnRose
Because John is dorky and fun, which Rose needs
And Rose is controlling in a manner that doesn't necessarily get in the way of John having fun, which is nice

Inb4 mods delete it

I don't usually bother playing god to in works I don't made, what more with me being a bit conservative from my upbringing...but then I see how pic related developed so nicely I think, "why the hell not"! Wouldn't be too far fetched in that setting anyway.

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y tho

It's just very cute and pure

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What can I say? I'm a sucker for friends falling in love.

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Marco x Connie because they look good and work well together

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You forgot
>They're both sexy as fuck

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i ship goods to homes

Ronnie from Whomp and Mary from "Let's Speak English!"

>the ballad of buster scruggs.jpg

No idea, seem cute together.

I still don't know if I want them as bros or couple
But I'm still mad at "Shiro found his happiness"

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These two would be nigh unstoppable if Saiki would just give her the dick

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oh hell yeah forget about them. Been a hot minute since i've thought about ATLA

MTMTE Treated me Well

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Shipping is a r4etarded activity fit only for teenage girls, and teenage girls are living scum.

True!

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mad youre not a teenage girl arent you user

ships that make use of the sun & moon/day & night/two sides of the same coin aesthetic and meta narratives are some of the good shit.

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Why would I want to be a teenage girl? They are like regular girls but smaller, vastly stupider, and less hygienic. Let's be honest here, anyone below the age of 30 and plenty of people above the age of 30 are idiots, you can't actually be a smart and experienced person before then. And teenagers are especially bad about it because they think they know everything. And girls even more so. Adults are the only people worth talking to, ever.

Actually, why would anyone want to be a girl? They bleed out their crotch every month, have to shave their legs and put on makeup to not be disgusting, and have an intense pressure put upon them not to audibly fart, ever. Being a girl sounds like it would be a fuckload of extra work that's not worth putting up with. I am very VERY glad I am a guy.

Teenage girls are living trash.

BASED

I liked the progression of their dynamic as the show went, going from wanting nothing to do with each other to begrudging acknowledgement of other’s help, to friendship and trust. Scenes like where Gwen chews out Kai for referring to Ben as a Pet, and where she teaches Ben how to dance really stuck out to me partly because it highlighted how much their relationship had changed since the first episode, and partly because they were both a little ship-teasy.

Also a Fanfic really sold me on it.

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Sauce us on said fic brother

>Leona and Diana

Based

Well you better hit me up with that fic.

m.fanfiction.net/s/8440324/1/Little-Moments-Classic

Thanks man

Don't ask

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cute

I love this

I hope the fifth movie is nothing but dating shenanigans among the whole cast, I like Jason as Dave

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I hope there's a comic soon

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gay bricks

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Wow dude. You okay?

Doesn’t even have to be gay. They’ve just got great chemistry.

DAMMIT
R O G A L

>Also Edward Elric and Lina Inverse, but that's Yea Forums shit.
Nice.

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Put them in a box with a stamp, do it

Be quiet my Rogaly don don

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Greg and Pearl because I'm a sucker for a love redeems type story.

BBC

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Mah Thicc husbando deserved better
I unironically think Shiro is the best char in Voltron

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My foot and your ass.

this x 100

they were both scouts, both born leaders, both adventurous, and love solving mysteries above all else. Daph and Shag fit together quite well too if you think about it.

An user of good taste I see

good shit

I'm imagining Mako trying to make his voice sound like a younger man's and it's pretty funny.

no idea what this is but it looks pretty cute

Explain.

Who would you pair with who?

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they’re from the Uniktty! show

them 3 with each other

I'm honestly traditional with it. This is an anti example of opposites attract.

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Here's an obscure one from the Goon.

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So
>AxE
>TxB
>And SxJ

i see. thanks user.

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>3012▶
> (You)
>So
>>AxE
>>TxB
>>And SxJ
oh wow I just realized that pick isn't in the correct order silly me, this is what I meant.

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they're both just so broken.

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Nice. I don't read many fanfics, but the ones about them were cute.

Man it is hard to say, the show right now Brittany and Simon get along the best and Jeanette is sensitive like Theodore while Eleanor can dom Alvin
The movies however seem to be more like the classic setup of Teddy and Ele being open with their relationship, Simon and Jeanette being shy with each other, Brittany Alvin hateship

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>Brittany Alvin hateship
One of the best parts of the animated movie (hell, it kick started the dam plot). Makes ya wonder if they would ever try to make another Chipmunks animated movie?

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TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA, RODE A GOOFY ONE FINE DAY

none because I'm an adult man you fucking women

I'm a sucker for opposites attract romances. That and they would've actually worked really well, his parents were like Mabel copies.

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A movie about this show would be strange, I don't know if 2d movies are even a thing now

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Donkey Kong and Megamind

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Weirdly wholesome

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basically this

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But Father, using a person as a ship is a very bad idea, I have only seen crazy people try to do this.

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RobinxRaven and Cyjinx

Why? Robin and Raven have a deep respect and understanding for one another that I don't see them having for anyone else. Cyjinx is just cute. And hot.

Steven if for Lapis

Go shitpost on /diy/ while in traffic

Dude, me too, unironically

Batman and Catwoman
Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon

damian needs to die

She was the only one who really believed in him. And he's not such a bad catch himself.

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weren't the actually going to do that if they had got renewed for a second season?

I ship it.

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>Who do you ship
Pretty much anything without males.
>Why?
Not attracted to dudes, and relationships with men in it don't appeal to me.

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I’m sorry for your disability.

Yup

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>disability
Nah senpai. I like my taste.

Why do people ship at all?
I'm very curious.

The vast VAST majority of humans like romance.

And the blind man says that he can know where he’s going just fine too.

They had some pretty great chemistry in the movie.

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Catch some bugs faggola

Based and patrician

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Ain’t that your schtick?

>Ain't that your schtick
You just officially lost this argument

Guess I'm an outlier then.
Not a huge fan of it.
I don't hate it, I just don't feel I can relate to it so...eh.

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Are you on the autism spectrum? Asking out of genuine curiosity not as a Yea Forums insult.

Morty x Popuko. Because they look cute together.

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sure would have been nice to have more time to see the personalities of each head grow into similar but distinct entities

but lol, who cares about them

And the for the other Shepard twin.

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Check'd. Uber Satan confirms.

I don't think I am, but I wouldn't know.
What would that have to do with anything?

How much older was he compared to her?

>You just officially lost this argument
I didn't realize hitting too close to home was against the rules

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Lina and Edward have numerous personality traits that both contrast and compliment each other, while still being capable of matching wits with one another. They're both legitimate geniuses and highly accomplished in their respective fields, physically impressive, and while have demonstrated questionable morals on occasion (Lina especially) they do have curiously similar and strong ideas on right and wrong. Add to it, Edward is a blonde and he's technically rich, both of which are things Lina likes. Both also amusingly have similar insecurities over their size.

I don't say this to discredit their canon pairings though, Winry is bestgirl, Goury is a lovable goof. It's merely an impossible thing that I thing could strangely work if ever given the chance. And any kids they produce would be utterly terrifying little hellbeasts.

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>Scrap cap saying fags are fags
user why are making my argument for me? Did you confuse yourself and forget what you were arguing in the first place?

>[Destroy] is the only ending where (You) can potentially reunite with Tali

Sorry Legion. Sorry EDI and Joker. But waifus, mang. Waifus.

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My point is only a faggot would be obsessed with someone not wanting to include dudes in their ships. You dumb faggot.
Only a gay boy would get offended by a guy not being interested in guys.

Reminder, this is what she looked like before Bioware got EA'd

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FRIEZA?!

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Nine.

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that actually looks cuter

kek

>Asaji Ventress rip-off

Could still work.

>My point is only a faggot would be obsessed with someone not wanting to include dudes in their ships. You dumb faggot.
Only a gay boy would get offended by a guy not being interested in guys.
>he’s not a Salty Lesbian, but actually a straight guy so insecure about seeing a dick that he has to excise them from any ships
>he doesn’t realize that Lesbians are still gay, just a far more boring variety of gay
Holy i haven’t seen this level of just since that one user who ruined his life comparing every porn star’s dick size with his own out of insecurity.

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Lance X Ilana

They actually had pretty good chemistry as the show progressed.

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Well put. Though I've never watched Slayers or Brotherhood

>insecure
I know what I like
>doesn't realize lesbians are a variety
despite what I say I actually don't have a problem with gay people, not even gay men (aside from bugchasers). I just know what I like.
I don't know why you're so obsessed with wanting me to like dick, its weird. I'm not saying you can't like ships with dudes in them I'm just saying I don't. I don't find it appealing in the slightest.

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Speaking of, OTP coming through.

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They had some cute moments. But mostly for the aesthetic.

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animoose might've charged a pretty penny. But he made some pretty works.

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This entire post stinks of a faggot projecting.

I ship my bloodied fist with all of your broken and scarred faces. It's just two things that can not be seperated you fucking twats.

>I know what I like
And what you like is pretty fucking gay
>>doesn't realize lesbians are a variety
A variety of gay
>despite what I say I actually don't have a problem with gay people, not even gay men
user, i don’t care about your opinions on gays, i just find it absolutely hilarious how a straight man could be so afraid of seeing a dick that he swears off straight porn and ships and do lesbian exclusively, and act like this is rational.

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These threads always make me wonder if any other board other than co ships characters.
I always want to contribute but all I have is v ships and that's not cool.

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jesus christ get a room

I have never EVER met a straight man this obsessed on a guy not being interested in penis.

>he’s so obsessed with the Penis existing and afraid of being gay by virtue of acknowledging it that he can’t even imagine it penetrating a woman without feeling icky
user this is just making you look more deranged

Beast Boy and Vixen, just so she can give their daughter the necklace so she can double up or combo on animal powers.

Jorels Brother and Lara

because they make a good dinamic duo and look so cute together

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>afraid of seeing dick meme
I fap to futa on the regular dude.
I'm just not physically attracted to men. If I'm not into men what logical reason could I possibly want to watch a man have sex or kiss or whatever? As a self insert? I'm not interested in projecting myself.
On the romance side of things hetero romance is just boring to me. The dynamic almost always ends up being 2 dimensional and predictable. Its boring dude. Also whats the point of this argument? You're not gonna convince me to start liking porn and romance with dudes in it. I've seen more than enough porn, and read and watched more than enough romance stories to know it does nothing for me. Thats the last I'm gonna say on this. Go watch some guys fucking each other or whatever, I'm done with you.

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Christmas Colours!

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>I’m just not attracted to men
And neither is any other straight person, yet you don’t see them going to futa because they’re afraid of seeing a dick attached to a guy.

Dude face it, you are irrationally afraid and it’s hilarious. Of course I’m going to laugh at it. I just though you were some Tumblr Dyke but the fact that you’re a supposedly straight guy who is this terrified of the male body he supposedly possesses just makes this so much more hilarious.

mother of god will you two cunts stop bleeding all over the place and find a goddamn room

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This is a simple matter of bad taste

My man

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good shit in this thread. extra points to my niggas over here
anyway move out of the way for best ot3

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Basically made for each other

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way to hog the popcorn timmy you jackass

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>beast boy with anyone

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Apparently it is assumed your mental condition influences your preferences
Also you put a simple joke in your subject line and your whole thread gets deleted because AUTISM

>not with Jake

Azula and my cock

Fuck you and that little asshole

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>Daph and Shag fit together quite well too if you think about it
because they're both useless foils to a more important character?

this but it's just an endless cycle of rape and dark-side vibes

I don't ship I just identify the canon pairing and leave it at that.

The only time I have been "wrong" was with LoK, but they clearly had no intention of making korrasami canon until about the middle of season 3, when they started laying it on thick.

I know Yea Forums tends to hate it, and I can't explain why I like it, but the only ship I really ship is Dick Babs.

I don't, because I am an adult and have personal relationships and enjoy escapism for the distraction.

sure, sure
that's why you're touting how cool you are on 4channel.org

I have a ship that matches both Yea Forums and Yea Forums. I ship Aqua and Terra, it's not that farfetched and they just fit nicely together after all they've been through. I also ship Lea and Isa somewhat but only to the extent of handholding

The fact they aren't shipped more often is a crime

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Memes.

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He's a large lad

He'll make you go Wowie Zowie.

Seconded, even though I'm a ruby/Sapphire person.

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Handsythyst is great

Ah, the original couple. The couple so gay that Rebecca was willing to quit her fucking job to make sure they could be the gayest of gays on children's TV. Bless her heart (that is also gay).

Oh god that fic
With the sex every other chapter and intense emotional romance every other chapter
Wew that goth shit

>Spider-Man x Shadowcat
>Parker Pryde World Wide
>Peter deserves a relationship win after 50 years of utter shit

this and pic related

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I liked the chemistry they had early on despite establishing that neither of them wanted to go that route.

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Yeah. I mean seriously, not liking straight ships but liking Yuri. Absolute plebian.

>All these anti beastboy fags
Holy shit taste batman!

You have good taste, user.

I'd bang that like an overloaded freight train that's an hour late to the depot.
Pic very much related. what the sweet shit.

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>Worst Boy
>And Grapist

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Epilogues were hell but this, this delivered. They even had an actual sex scene

Thats the good shit

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i genuinely tempted to wretch through this screen and smack you, user

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Well, I got a list posted a while back, but it's kinda screwy..

I'd have gone with
>Truth_is_the_game_was_rigged_from_the_start.webm

Anyone got that story of super-Oppai Gaz getting pissed at Zim, because he gropes her so often that she started lactating?

FIRM
SUPERIOR
QUARIAN
POSTERIOR.

>Shipping saiki with anything but coffee jelly
What the fuck

Ult. Peter Parker X Ult. Jessica Drew

Both are messed up, both are complicated, both are confused, but both want to find a place to make their mark. And while the world becomes more complicated they can rely on each other well and find comfort in one's self

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Im intrigued

everything

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BASED

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finn and marceline
because they would be cute together

Because I'm literal garbage.

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Gila and She Venom cus I'm fucked.

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It's too long of a list, just kill me.

I personally think the point of it is that it encourages for you to pair up two persons you love the most, and get creative with them together. Think on the potential dynamics and kind of chemistry they may produce and demonstrate.

Or the point is it's just cute and lovely to pair up both you love the most together and think on them, just for fun and love emotions.

NOT SO FAST

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>MEN OF CULTURE

fag

That's so cute

I unironically wish they weren't siblings because they'd be the perfect relationship

I’m a lesbian and the self insertion comes real easily

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A character being shit in general means they’re shit in all concepts

My nigga

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No it doesn't you blithering retard. Stop projecting your faggotry.

>i don’t understand the meaning of the phrase “in general”
You really shouldn’t be trying to lecture anyone on definitions buddy.

Would you rather be Webby or Lena or Violet?

I like to think they do like each other, but put it to the side to focus on training students.

I think she's into him but he's too dense to realize it and is more of a chaste celibate "in love" with hero-ing

But only after daddy Shifu passed on the wuxi nono hold

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It is a doomed ship, and yet here I sail

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This because it's funny as shit

Also, star was always meant to domin some cutie, like Mable. Change my mind

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But that’s a straight ship user.

Never liked Cass, always acted like she had a massive chip on her shoulder, which is still grating regardless of the excuse.

I like them together, but they are the two least romantic characters in the show. It just seems wrong to have them showing affection.

I thought it was marco

This ship is my secret shame.

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its good and Im ok because it allows for Shaggy x Daphne

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I think both are fine.

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then they brought Suyin who is from another man which son looks near like a clone of older Sokka

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Where's that from?

Is that from some comic or just art? From where,too?

Disgusting. Utterly disgusting.

Look at the gun

The Dark One?

it was just the second season and they've shared screen time for only a couple of episodes
and she already replaced Catra
without even wanting to she upstaged Catra and basically took her place

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Yeah

>Why do you ship these two?
I mean, come on, two blue robots that fight crime while simultaneously trying to blend into society?
Sign me the fuck up.
also /ss/. mainly for /ss/

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>beast boy and Starfire
You have shit taste

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Nice.

Shipping teenagers with children is real weird, user and I'm not here for it. With that being said, I identify with Webby and have no idea who Violet is. I only watched season 1

>not liking beast boy x starfire
Sorry, i don’t let the mentally ill dictate what is and isn’t reality to me

>Identifying with the second worst character on the show

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>Sorry, i don’t let the mentally ill dictate what is and isn’t reality to me
Try harder

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>Try harder
At what? Seeing things like a madman?

>anxious
>bad at making friends
>likes conspiracy theories
Other than being upset that a side character from the original show joined the main cast, I don't see why more people on Yea Forums don't identify with her

By not having shit taste

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>Who do you ship
Me with most girls that look single and almost every Yea Forums female characters.
>why?
Because I'm a happy person

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so are there more evil science scientist/big bad pairings?

>Flug calls Black Hat basically 'cute boss' in the Spanish dub

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By i don’t need to try and do that. You look like you could use some more practice though.

>Basically a loser who steals screen time from better characters
There’s your answer.

Neo Cortex and his lab lieutenant du jour since Cortex is canonically not much of a scientist.

Sure buddy go enjoy your steaming pile of crap

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thanks to season 3

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>His mind is so far gone that he’s hallucinating feces in front of him
Poor schizophrenic bastard.

I like good boys with bad girls.

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>Ahsoka
>Sub
Nah.

They have the potential for some great chemistry together.

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doesnt help she was originally a next door girl love interest but then the writers saw that taking a neighbor along half the country doesnt seem about right so change it to cousin yet forgot to overwrite all the sexual tension of some episode out

>sexual tension
Iluminate me in those moments

is good, even his evil version wanted her

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Seconding this, im curious now

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Never got why the ladies loved Garrus so much, guess it takes the same mentality as the fish fuckers who loved shape of water? Dude was definitely a bro though.

"When all ships are Crackships, etc."

This is also nice.

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I like to think of him as the third to a poly triad with marcaline and bubblegum

not Yea Forums but

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>everything that vaguely looks like a woman
even his own mom?

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It's because he's a bro. If only cross species homosexuality was a thing in ME, I'd have made
Garrus my bro for life.

Tali for Dudeshep and Garrus for Femshep are the only correct answers

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Tokka 2.0

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I also like it that one but because of all the /aco/ threads of Bonnie and Ron I ended up liking it this shit more

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good shit

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Wait, are you telling me that's a girl? And I always though that that show was a complete sausage fest.

She cut her hair, hacked the records of the school and posed as a dude in order to get into the academy since She was previously kicked out before for forcing her way into the database of the station when searching info about his brother and what happened in the failed space mission

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based and everyone else here is a bigger faggot for not respecting the classics

Lance is the only one though that didnt noticed She was actually a girl though, others noticed it fast enough

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For you.

Now I have 3 questions to ask you:
Is this ACTUALLY worth it?
How gay is this?
In a scale from Clone Wars 2003 to Steven Universe, how cancer is this thing?

He’s exaggerating a bit with calling it “sexual tension”. it was more sort of “repressed little kid crush” vibes. You know, that kind of thing where kids start feeling odd around the opposite gender and swear they want nothing to do with them yet always seem to go out of their way to be around them, including bugging them.

Especially her

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>not staying single because your heart is full of cute bug queen
Big missed opportunity

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The show is objectively a high 7 or low 8 due to horrendous pacing management. How gay it is? Shirou, the leader, has an ex-boyfriend back on Earth and hooks up with someone new at the last minute during the final season.

Spidey and Black Cat. Kinda mad that they'll never get a happy ending together because comicbook writers are weaklings with no spine.

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Who has the clip? SOMEBODY PLEASE POST IT

Show is cheap and meh but Peter and Harry's interactions are pretty cute.

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I ship any female animal character with a faceless male human character.

Before you say anything I just want to say, I know, I know it so very well.

I ship Greg Universe with Pearl because I'm sick person who wants to see a one sided hate fuck... also no picture with this one because its NSFW and i don't feel like being banned

Fucking Noperabo fetishists.

>Cute
You spelled disgusting wrong

Which Spider-Man cartoon is this? The Drake Bell one?

Well now this image just makes it look like
>AxE
>onesided BxA
>SxJ
>And onesided TxS

Since they gave up on live action Smurfs movies and made an animated feature it would make sense to me, the two franchises are cut from the same cloth in many ways.

This makes my sword of omens the big sword of omens.

He also calls him "Jefe / Jefecito chulo" which is the equivalent of "Sexy / Hot boss"

Adora doesn't have tits, you shitlord.

>Space gypsy that steals your shit

How about no

Have sex

2D and Noodle.

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Faggotry is the last thing Bioware has left and they couldn't even do that properly

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Is Azula? Looks like a dude.

Sub-Zero and Starfire?

Yes

It's basically canon if you take Lois out of the picture, so I don't even have to work at it.

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I like good with evil thing with the good guy making the evil girl good or vice versa

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Frankie Foster and Bloo because /ss/

>Not liking the evil one corrupting the good one

BASED

Funnily enough, she does, she is just kind of a plank.

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I don't have to explain myself to you.

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Do you not know what vice versa means