>finally watched Shazam
>best DC movie by far
>reminds me of old school Sam Raimi Spider-man
>Pedro turns out to be gay
Also, Pedro’s best DC boy (Freddy gets an honorable mention) and it Looks like the gay chubby chasers in Yea Forums have someone new to f-
>check google
>Pedro’s actor is 18
-ap to
Finally watched Shazam
Bentley Butler
Angel Adams
Marvel has better chub fap material with Ned
Mason Adams
Landon Wright
In all honesty, I loved the Shazam! movie. It's easily the best DC movie, outside of the cartoons 2010s & on.
Aside from the stupid ending, which felt a bit forced imo.
Oh. And the lack of blood. I don't need Tarantino amounts but like, come on. Just something to acknowledge the damage that was done/sustained ya know.
Cooper Foster
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Ryan Baker
>Getting off to disgusting fat dudes
Really? Why not delicious muscular meat that actually takes CARE of their body.
Cameron Parker
You haven’t been to Yea Forums a lot, huh? There were lots of them in the Steven Universe, Gravity Falls and (now) Victor & Valentino threads
Christian Gomez
Lad.
Jason Nelson
What was stupid about it?
Anthony Hill
Well now I have another reason not to watch that
Christopher Rogers
If you haven't seen it, spoilers ahead.
I didn't like that all of the kids got powers and the message became "friendship conquers all".
I liked the movie a lot beforehand, when it was Supes as a neglected 13yr old. The adult actor did a fantastic job.
Eli Hernandez
Enjoy not watching a fun ass movie
Elijah Gomez
guarantee you wouldnt have noticed if you watched it blind
Josiah Nguyen
>I didn't like that all of the kids got powers and the message became "friendship conquers all".
The movie's about family. He basically finally opened up and let his newfound family in after rejecting them all movie
Lucas Fisher
I don’t mind them as long as they’re good with their hygiene, good looking, not a jerk and not Boogie2988 levels of morbidly obeseto the point that they can’t walk
Colton Young
I know, I know.
I get it.
I still didn't like it.
I guess it felt...rushed maybe?
I don't know precisely what about it I didn't like. I just didn't.
Wyatt White
Pretty much this
Cameron Moore
>It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it
Isaiah Ramirez
Gotta keep that PG13 rating
David Harris
Well, that's what happens in the current New 52, so it was an inevitability that the others would get powers at some point. I was surprised they actually did it though.
Gavin Cox
One of my favorite cape films in a good while, which is great because I've been waiting a decade for a Shazam film and was really nervous that I was setting myself up to be disappointed.
Colton Carter
Jason Garcia
I love chubby guys but these two are just disgusting. Pedro’s head looks like it’s trying to devour his whole face.
Jordan Scott
>Ned
>disgusting
A lovable personality goes a long long way