DC Super Hero Girls

No, not everything is gay

Some things are

No. But, I get the feeling that Faust really wants ownership of her idea to make Applejack and Rarity ship bait. So, expect a lot of Zera shipbait. To make up for the fact that Faust left the horse show early on.

>had to wait months for the reservation.
>wanted to specifically take Kara
>act like a bickering old married couple

Hmmm

Nice

yurifags need to die in a fire

>girls can't be friends

holy fuck! Faust really wants to make the next big fetish cartoon, doesn't she?

She wants to do all the things she couldn't for her previous shows. But can now from behind the armour of 'it's just random humour and positive body diversity, what are you talking about?'

No she wants to make a cartoon for little girls. She grew up in a hick town where sushi was something exotic and horizon-broadening. It still is, in most parts of the USA. The joke is that Kara is a hick that just wants a burger and ketchup, while Zee is "sophisticated" because she eats sushi.

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but Kara was obviously being raped by tentacles in this short

Took the words outta my mouth

That's feminism.

Teenage girls and tentacles... it never ends well.

Its perfectly reasonable wanting to share the things you like with your friends, but when its something expensive and rare like a reservation in a five stars restaurant you cant possibly take them all. So what do you do? you choose the one with the biggest rack of course! The Naruto approach.

>The one with the biggest rack
>Not the one with the biggest lips.
For shame, user.

Do you have autism?

I want Zatanna to force me to eat things

So when are they gonna do it boys ?

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I love Zatanna when she's bossy and snooty and also I love her always.

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it's called hang out, friends normally do it. also go back to tumblr, you sjws already ruined the horse fandom

>he's never heard of bromances

Pretty sure autism ruined the horse fandom.
Hack writers ruined the show, however.

I don't know but it WILL be a parody of this short. Which is unfortunate because I think tentacles are boring.

Sonic Sez!

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have any of you considered that the reason she took Kara and not anyone else is because she's the poorfag of the group?

Well, yeah. Kara is the opposite of Zee and opposites attract is a favourite romantic trope amongst plebs. I love Faust's work. But, she can be a bit of a pleb; when it comes to the romantic genre.

so she is breaking in Kara's cunt so she can make her own money by being a dominatrix

I hate you both

why so mad?

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Kara literally lives on sunshine so she can't be a poorfag unless the sun goes out, and if she needs money she can mine gold from wherever or do some odd jobs like incinerating an entire country with her heat vision.

No they don't. Couples get together and have to meet in person. Friends text each other and go about their own days.

you are really reaching here

Kara's voice is so familiar.
Who is her VA again?

why Faust is so based? this is the best show in the century

>Friends text each other and go about their own days.
user... Do you not physically hang out with your friends off the clock?

Nicole Sullivan I think

>mistakes chopsticks for magic wand
>result is rape tentacles
I shouldn't find this as funny as I do.

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No I hang out with significant others like the rest of humanity not trying to hide their society driven shame.

Normally I despise the term, 'zoomer', but right now you are the exact definition of one. What kind of a faggy ass world do you live in where friends don't even see each other, Tumblr?

kinda pathetic that you don't hang out with your friends
I assume you have autism

The non-closeted world, you should come out too

>Hang out with ""friend""
>Got shopping
>eat out someplace
>see movie

You described a day, you were on a fucking date. You just want to remain closeted about it so strongly with this
>Imma go out on a date with a bro but totally no homo! I'm super straight!

Just be reasonable with yourself and you might not be so angry all the time there

>doings things in a public place is a date
you autism is really sad

I wouldn't do it because hanging out with another guy on a fake date like that is incredibly gay.

Yea everyone that is not a closeted boomerfag in denial does not do that either

You're either baiting us or you're autistic, either way this is an incredibly sad way to live your own life

that is really super gay

just what makes you think your "friend" did not consider it a date?

Zoomers really need to be reeducated or killed off. They're killing our future.

Siding with user on this one, people don't really Hang Out like some 80s highschool movie. People have too much going on in their lives to have meaningless man-dates or hover after someone that is definitely never going to fuck them. It's a waste of time and pretty sad when you take a second out to think about it.

>Poster count not increasing
he's definetly baiting

get out of the house and look around you autist

I’ve encountered some boomer age crowds who use “date” to refer to both romantic date and just a friendly hang out. It’s not a generational thing. Unintelligence doesn’t discriminate by age, it hits everyone equally.

Not ringing any bells here.
Who did she voice anyway? I swear her voice made me remember a character I liked as a kid.

Most female characters in shows made around 2003ish? You might remember Shego

yes faggot, that's what GIRLS do. because they girls don't have prejudices like guys, they can even grab their hands and hug and no one will give a fuck

I really don't if you are baiting or you have never seen a group of girls in your entire friendless life

Strongly depends on if I am going to fuck them at the end of the night. Am I going to fuck them at the end of the night? Because if not then nope, not doing any of this shit.

I think he's just desperate to make this /u/

Shopping, eating and watching a movie are all shit girls do.

is this ivy based on the uma thurman?... because I dont know what to feel about it

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>when the facebook definition of "friend" becomes reality
Every day we move further from the light...

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Catwoman is definitely Eartha Kitt so maybe

Faust said her to be inspired by Ally Shady's character in The Breakfast Club

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>Denying Faust's attempt to have a pony do-over, including Rarijack, has lead to anons complaining about how zoomers hang out.
Really showing your autism guys.

No one's talking about horse show here, get out

>the end game for her character was to conform so boys would like her

What the fuck

The end game was everyone realizing she was only acting weird and random for attention, she was not crazy at all just dumb thinking it would get her attention points. She grew up and quit doing it at the end.

When will we get the Sivannas, Yea Forums?

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Doesn't matter. Faust wants to do the horse show again and people should just accept that she's bringing the same ideas to the table. You can cover up your ears and make noises. But, you're only really fooling yourself at that point.

pretty sure it was creep cancer

Not much to say about this one except "I can't wait for the porn".

That is not really the definition of friend here. Friends are people that you just know. Boyfriends/girlfriends are the one you go out with and do stuff together with. I do not think anyone knows their regular friends well enough to want to go meet in public. People get abused and killed that way.

>when it comes to the romantic genre.
Have you considered taking off your autistic shipper goggles?

>user never been in a relationship in their life

Maybe you are just retarded and cannot see what is clearly happening on screen?

She was on MadTV and King of Queens. She's done voice work as well.

Have you considered not projecting?

>relationship s defintely happening on show
>eternally alone loser cannot recognize it since they never been in a relationship before
>claims everyone else is a shipfag in sad defense

user it's not a fucking romantic genre and they're not on a date. Quite being a fucking shut-in.

>bringing up horse show for no reason except to start bullshit
Do you see that "X" button at the top right corner of your screen? Click it and get the fuck out.

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Romantic tropes in the genre and actual romantic drama are two different things. Faust is ship baiting the fuck out of her favourite do-over pairing. There's nothing romantic about it. It's just bait. If you're mad, go yell at Faust.
And stop projecting already. Calling people autistic and shut-ins isn't doing you any favours.

>Incoming DC Super Hero Girls episodes for June
>6/2 #SheMightBeGiant
>6/9 #FightAtTheMuseum

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You see that hand attached to your arm? Use it to slap yourself for being born such a dumb shit. If Lauren Faust's prior work relates to her current work, people are going to talk about both.

>There's nothing romantic about it
That's what I'm saying for fuck's sake. Are you even capable of following a conversation? The other Anons are the ones going "they feel like a couple to me" and implying that Faust writes them as a romantic couple because opposites attract is a shipping trope.

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Yeah, take your ball and go home.

I feel that you're the one who's incapable of following a conversation. Other anons are saying that Zee and Kara feel like a couple, because they're being ship baited. Faust is obviously flirting with the idea of Zee and Kara as a couple. But, she's not going to commit. So, you've got nothing to be upset about.

>faust writes normal episode
>autistic shippers can't see anything other than shipping whenever opposite acting characters are on screen
>begin to autistically ship to the detriment of everyone around them
>I'm not supposed to be upset

No one is being put out, by fans calling out that Faust used a trope to bait people. I'm beginning to think that you just want to feel put out.

Different user but these are my ideals fir shipping
>Ship as much as you want, but don't try nor insist that your ship could actually happen. Keep it in your own head

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I'm beginning to think you're dumb and didn't read the thread.

That's not a bromance user, that's the bossy, perfect girl taking the hick of the group to be "sophisticated" so that she won't bring the image and style of the group down to the mud. It's done for hilarity as you can see with kara's reactions.

Soon, I hope. The Thunder versions of them are hilarious in how they operate via Sivanna magic. Too bad we don't see Beautia in that comic, would have been fun. Now I wonder if anyone saved that macro with the Sivanna brothers being both the virgin and the chad hanging out.

Why should other people have the ability to cancel my ship? What the fuck gives them that power?

gee the thing to the right manages to be even weirder than the one on the left

Hal Jordan why do you have poison ivy rash all over your body?

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You told me to be more eco-friendly, Jess.

she's the smelly girl at school

And I know that you're falling back on projecting again.

>First it happened with SSSS GRIDMAN
>Now DCSHG
Am I cursed to have all the shows I'm interested in poisoned by /u/

What is that?

No. Because you're not important enough to be cursed. To have an interesting backstory. You do, however, live in a world where shipbait retains audience interest during dry periods and showrunners will make frequent use of that fact to make more money.

WHERE IS THE FLASH ANIMATION ZONE?!

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>shipbait
2 characters interacting is shipbait to you people, your so desperate to make everything gay

web.archive.org/web/20190517164951/https://cartoonnetworkstudios1.blogspot.com/2019/05/exclusive-cartoon-network-2019-2020.html

>DC Superhero Girls has been renewed for a second season set to premiere in 2020, with it's first season continuing to air throughout the year.

the end game for her is overcoming her depression and anxiety, dumbass

Well now you're just being a spiteful dumbass. You've already been blown the fuck out for being petulant and trying to press a strawman argument onto the people you're arguing with and now you've gotten to the point where people can't even discuss the episode without you butting in and crying about it. Feel free to stay mad, however, because baiting to keep the fanbase active is the norm now. I'm not happy with it, either. But, if it keeps you mad, good.

BASED AS FUCK

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>Kara can’t adapt to new foods from different cultures

What the hell was she eating on Krypton?

First look at Robin

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I can sleep tight now.

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Why does Lauren hate Dick?

Girls don’t eat, stupid.

I feel like this is a dig at how Robin has become the teenage boy fantasy insert, as opposed to the young boy fantasy insert he started as.

>can't discuss the show
we don't want to talk about your /u/ ship shit, stop trying to inject your shit tier fetish into every thread

because he is a male, but even she can't hate Barry

Apparently, you do. Because you're the only one who cares that it's a gay ship and the only one who believes, that the people you're arguing with, are into it.

>t. /u/fag

I'm willing to bet most people in this thread don't want to deal with /u/

what about craig?

>only one person hates shippers
dumbass

Think of it this way. Dick's character is meant to pander to teenage boys. He's a handsome lad that dates a superhot alien, lives with the richest man in the city and gets to play superhero. How do you subvert this? Make him lame and watch the fireworks.

Most people don't. But only one has clutched at their pearls as they incur the name of /u/ over and over again. Just because people know what how predictable Faust can be.

God damn is EVERY thread gonna be derailed by some stupid bullshit? Last time it was /pol/, this time it's /u/.

yuri is bland and boring

yuri is the purest form of love

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Technically, this time it's also /pol/. /u/'s just the one in the crosshairs.

how is this /pol/

>Eww, icky, I'm so mad about how many people think Faust is going to shipbait for viewship.
There's maybe one guy who's actually from /u/.

>not liking shipping is now /pol/
I wonder whats next

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I'm confused
Is this Dick, Jason or Damian?

Well, you guys could stop being sensitive and just let people talk about the episode. Which just so happens to feature two girls eating out at a fancy restaurant.

Tarley would be more palatable if Kaley Cuoco weren't killing it in the Harley cartoon promos.

we're annoyed by the autistic user who thinks friends eating at a restaurant is somehow shipbait

That's fucking Garth in a Robin cosplay
Also Babs isn't sanctioned by Batman in this continuity is she?

Not cute, very disappointing.

Do you think...just maybe....Babs becoming Oracle in DCSHG?

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A very especial episode cartoon? In current year?

>eating out a fancy
I see what you did there

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Yeah, you never really said how it wasn't. You just projected a lot of your own insecurities and trashed the thread. Good going drongo.

we explained many times why it isn't, not my fault your too autistc to understand basic human interactions

Pretty sure Faust is smart enough to not touch Legacies

>Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person.
Such a joke.

back at ya buddy

Just make him Burt Ward again. That should do it

Anything they do not like is /pol/

Sidekicks are the nerds now

Wait until Speedy shows up

Jarro when?

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Probably not, that's way too dark for this show.

They could give her some other reason for being in the chair and becoming Oracle rather than actually doing The Killing Joke. Or, they could do a timeskip and just have her be in the chair after it without saying exactly why. I think an episode of The Batman did that.

I don’t see why this show would choose to do either option, though. At least, not for a very long time. They’ve got plenty they can do with the characters as they are now without having to change things up like that.

Just do a Rear Window parody and have her be cooped up with a broken leg. While staring out her window with a telescope looking for supervillains and then tweeting about it over and over again.

Supergirl is more like Rainbow Dash than AJ.

Jessica Cruz is the moralizing AJ type character.

Look at the borders. This is clearly a fantasy Babs is having where she becomes Batman's new sidekick.

The actual Robin is probably an overly serious Batman Jr. (wouldn't be surprised if it's Damian) to contrast with Babs' hyperness.

I can totally see Hal ignoring Pam Isle while hitting hard on Poison Ivy

This one looks like Damian's personality.

He doesn't seem like Damian to me

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This was cute, but it was annoying how they too obviously used the same grunt/effort sounds Kara made in the arcade and picture day shorts for this scene.

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Fuck, I can't stand how cheaply performed Tara's voice for Harley is. She hasn't bothered trying for years.

I didn't think so until Kara said to take her somewhere different next time. That's slightly odd for just friends to say.

>friends can't hang out
>they must be lesbians

>that face
Zee really is making herself the team's resident rapist, isn't she?

she's practicing for Harley

So how is this show? I only watched the movie from the previous Super Hero girls show and it was okay. Is it just a toy commercial like the previous one?

No, it's a really good show that stands on it's own and does a lot with it's setting

it's less of a toy commercial and more of a real show

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If she said "hang out" next time, sure. But she specifically referred to asking Zee to "take her out".

It sounds to me like you're obsessed with this idea of relationships and the progression thereof. Yes, it's natural for friends to get closer over time, but there doesn't have to be some sort of fucking endgame where you kiss and get married or whatever. Not everyone you hang out with is supposed to be a romantic option for you.

>tells him to wash the car but hands him the keys
Is that Bats' way of insinuating Dick can go for a joyride?

your reading way too much into this

This and the bunny episode really made them look close to each other that's for sure, far more than any other relationship in this show so far.

I want thinking about shipping, it just came off that way the second she said that. I don't care about ships in this show. Just thought that line sounded a bit unusual.

Space burgers with alien ketchup, obviously.

>Never read DC comics before
>Had almost no Prior interest in the Marvel Family or whatever they're called outside of enjoying Captain Marvel in Brave and the Bold
>Read this single fucking page
>Kind of want to now

So, let me try to gauge this sequence of event using my limited knowledge of the DC universe.

The Marvel Family are a group of Transformation type heroes that transform when they say a certain word. At first, Billy's was an acronym that stood for the names of certain gods, but later on, it was changed to be the name of a monk named Shazam.
And once you utter that word, you change. Utter it again, you change back.

Busty McLonglegs is an evil Marvel in the vein of Black Adam, but she's a teenage girl who has sort of a complex about not being attractive. And she only recently got her powers, and doesn't super realize her weaknesses. Junior realized this, and decided, "I'll bet I can get her to reveal her name if I flirt with her!", and even goes as far to go down on one knee just to ask for her name. Which is a bit much, and couldn't set off more warning flags if you tried. But it fucking worked.

What run is this and where can I read it? Are there more wacky antics? Do more people get out-skilled on all fronts?

Maybe she just like Clark feels strongly defensive towards america culture due to the whole "american dream" stuff

She shouldn’t be like Clark though. Clark’s backstory has him growing up in Kansas from infancy, so it makes sense that he’d be all about being American. But this show has admitted that Kara grew up on Krypton. She was there when she was old enough to babysit baby Kal El. She must have gone through a big culture shock only just a few years prior to this scene, and shouldn’t be so particularly attached to american culture or cuisine because it’s not her native culture. Unless Krypton is coincidentally exactly like America right down to the hamburgers, which would be weird.

There’s an evil alien worm

maybe she grew to love america after living there for a while

WATCH THE TENTACLES!

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Because they are

yuri is bland and boring

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It's more of a typical 90s era type show with Looney Tunes quality physical humor and a moral lesson learned by the end of each episode. Usually about friendship. No overarching storyline, more like one off gag episodes starring 1-3 members of the main cast most of the time

>Romance is bland and boring
ftfy

it is when it's between 2 girls

That’s fine, but I don’t see why that would make her reject Japanese food so immediately and completely. She acts like she grew up with an american babymouth and it makes me think the writers straight up forgot that she’s an alien who grew up on another planet, which is unfortunate.

If Diana acted this way and refused to try sushi unless somebody brought her ketchup it would be immediately apparent why this is out of character.

It could be that trope where an alien tastes american food for the first time and immediately falls in love. It wouldn't explain why Kara seems to be so accustomed and biased toward one cultural food over another though, since it's all relatively new for her. Maybe it's a Hellboy and pancakes thing where he hates it before eating it.

not really romance when most lesbians beat their partners

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I thought this was debunked since the vast majority of straight couple domestic violence goes unreported?

>Not everyone you hang out with is supposed to be a romantic option for you.
if not then all you are doing is cruelly stringing them along. Way to be a selfish asshole user

a vast majority of gay domestic violence goes unreported
you have it the other way around

>forever alone

not liking yuri means i'll be forever alone? Do you read your posts before making them?

No but it definitely means you are an incel that has no concept of what a relationship even is

Sure thing.

this coming from the guy who thinks friends can;t go out and grab a bite together
get out of the house

the bait show still going?

Based

Like all DC neophytes, she views Robin (and the idea of the Sidekick) as a joke

but why does she like Supergirl and Batgirl

cuz girls

They're not sidekicks, they're extensions of their male counterparts

Batgirl is a sidekick thou

Ok you cant just post something like that and not give us the salsa, cabron.

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In this show it’s pretty clear Supergirl and Superman have more of a rival relationship than a hero/sidekick one.

Can’t say the same thing about Batgirl, though, so I dunno what’s up there. She’s clearly an aspiring sidekick.

True but she's seen as her own character more than Robin

Faust only transform into Zone with the full moon, thats why it takes her so long to finish her animations. Give her time.

Its not rape if they are willing, except for babs. She's just too weird and is very sensible to criticism.

This shit right here just strengthen the theory that Faust is Zone, or at least in cahoots with one another.

i love kara, she reeks of dumb bitch juice

>the average hero girls fan

>Over 6 hours and still no sauce
Don't do this to us, user

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considering this is BABRA's daydream and we are just seeing Bat's hands, im gonna assume this is how she imagines robin, not how he really looks.

That's his 2012 SBFF character deisgn

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my god that WW

Hadn't payed attention or seen her before. Damn.

Looks like his personality. The nose from the front looks like the typical piggy nose they use on cartoony brats, only the freckles usually go with ginger hair.
Not punchable enough to be Damian, though.

JUICY

Remember, Zee is a a fucking magician. She has all the powers of DC's magic at her command. She could have an entire, galaxy-sized pocket rape dimension hidden in her hat, where there are exquisite realms of pleasurable torture pointedly designed to break and manipulate any woman (or man) she can get her hands on. And she can erase the memories of anyone she comes into contact with, and alter their entire lives to suit her whims, making sure there's nothing standing in the way of her and her puppeteering of the lives of others for her own pleasure.

Basically, all magic users are kinky because magic lets you do weird shit without limit. I doubt Zee's an exception. She HAS been raised around it her whole life.

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i want zatanna to exist in my subsection of the universe

Except she fucks up her spells once in awhile. You might find yourself being fucked by something weird like a monster made of cute puppies instead of the tentacle monster she intended. Of course she'll pretend she meant to do that.

>"elssim cigam!"
>Metropolis fucking explodes

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The bait show?

So why are these only 10 minutes?
Been catching up since it looks so cute.

Also, dunno if this has been posted before but the Latin American intro sounds nice.
As a Taco, I was kinda worried they wouldn't translate "When super me becomes super we" correctly, since it just sounds awful plainly translated, but they changed it up quite nice.
youtu.be/ht4jJJUQDzY

this show is waifu bait

Better version

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So are Zee and Kara the only characters who have something even REMOTELY resembling chemistry? And I don't even mean that in a shippy sense, just that they're basically the only ones who seem to interact worth a damn.

A show can be waifu bait but also be an actual show with characters and feeeeelings, user.

it aint this one

Kara and Babras also interact quite a bit. Kara and Diana too. Kara just mixes well with almost anybody.

Name five waifu shows that are also good on their own if they didn't have waifus. If you can't, your waifu goggles are clouding your judgement of good shows in general.

waifu bait is the only thing this show have, you took it and thats why you think is good

Kara is a big dumb blunt instrument and it's lots of fun to see more sophisticated characters, like Zee or Babs, bounce off of her. She's like a golden retriever, she's big and dumb and lovable and everyone wants to pet her.

Not violent enough

>civilian clothes = busty
>villian clothes = flat

there is something wrong here

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>Babs
>Sophisticated

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that Pam...my fetishes...i think my dick is in trouble guys

breast bands

evil girls stuff their bras

>babra is a sophisticated character
Like hell she is.

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