Guess what

B-But I like being white.

>spidey has a threesome with an angel and a demon

I'm ok with that. That should be the plot of Spider-verse 2.

Claymore, the Manga?

Which comic is the one where he's talking to the Horse?

Introducing the tag-team of his half-succubus/half-spider daughter and half-war angel/half-spider daughter.

War of the Realms Strikeforce: The Land of Giants #1

I'm sure Scops is on it as we speak.

SAY IT WITH ME
BITCHES LOVE SPIDER-MAN

Peter you lucky fuck. Thats my fetish

Seems that a bunch of dykes angels are gonna get UNCLED BEN'D

Why the fuck did Thor ask spidey for help? I thought almost no one liked or took spidey seriously, guy never fucking shut ups.

>Everyone wants to be black! Black is the new Black.
>Unless you're racist...
>Good, because I can't stand racists. Also, Jenny's profile says she goes nuts for black guys.
B-but that's r-r-racist, Deadpool...

>I thought almost no one liked or took spidey seriously
The problem most heroes have with Spider-Man is how much of a badass he is when serious, so when he's fucking around they think he's not giving it 100%.

It's a war. And Thor is relatively fine about Spidey in general. That and Pete have been somewhat mature this tie in, after PTSD hard in Strikeforce.

More like Parker Cuck. People who see him as a ladies man are delusional

What?

This.

>Carol
>Gwen
>Felicia
>MJ
>Silk
At least 3 out of those 5 are super model tier, and I am missing a shit ton of girls.

This.

>More like Parker Cuck.

Seeing that brought back memories of that artist that seemingly specialized in porn of Peter getting cuckolded in various ways, usually depicted as vigorously jacking off his microdick while being verbally degraded by one of his girlfriends as he watched. Worst case scenario was him getting forced to suck the guy's nut off when he was finished, or straight up raped while his girlfriend watched and laughed.

That guy had issues.

Isnt he fucking mockingbird rn?

Storytime?

He slept on her couch while she insulted him daily for fucking up Parker Industries

Doc kind of set up the company to fail.

>His fetish is the "corrective" rape of LGBTQ individuals

Fucking sexist trash. I thank the stars that heteronormality is slowly being chipped away so it can stop men like you.

Not worth of it now. It's better have the things finished first.

> deep sigh

But I liked the first issue.

Jessica Jones?

I'm black and I don't know if that's racist or not.

>107885531
Cope. Don't even deserve the (you)

More like Parker Dick.

HOw's the event anyway? I was thinking on jumping back to Marvel since there are a couple of books I'm interested in (Spidey, Hulk and Hickman's X-Men)

Peter didn't fuck her. Though she wanted his dick

The event is pretty mediocre, some of the tie-ins are alright.

I think they turned out to be K-Box in the Box.

...

He could have meant angels. That's a respectable fetish

>Not lesbian angels.

This why a party always need a diplomat or a bard.

Well, I kinda like "Old Parker Luck" here. Asgardian characters are all too much on the battle/blood thing, but Spider-Man's friendly nature surely opens the door to another way to win a war with heart and brains, instead of brawn and blood.

Sounds like a Marvel event.

I'm surprised the tie ins aren't total shit

I'd prefer if Spider man dated another horse because he had seen the superior light

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That horse thing looked like a nod to all that Peter Parker x Twilight sickery shippers.

so there's a bunch of 10th realm/angel stuff, that's fine.
where the fuck is Angela?!!?! She's Marvel's most known character associated with the 10th Realm. hell they created it just for her. so where is she?

>Sounds like any event
FTFY

Bitches love his ass. Men do too.