They're cute.
Disney-Pixar's Onward
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Let me guess, fat one is going to be voiced by Jack Black.
Chris Pratt.
The twink is voiced by Tom Holland.
Why are they green? Are they orcs who lost their beastly features over centuries of relative peace?
>The film is set in a suburban fantasy world where humans do not exist, instead populated with elves, trolls, and sprites, where unicorns are as common as rodents. Two teenage elf brothers embark on a quest to discover if there is still magic in the world in order to spend one day with their father, who died when they were too young to remember him.
That's an extremely subtle Cars reference.
There's gonna be so much homo porn.
There will be so much gay incest porn
I look forward to the porn.
This look solidifies it.
Yeah well that doesn't answer my question. They can't be elf/troll hybrids since their mom is green too. Are elves just naturally green in this universe?
This just looks so garbage after Into the Spiderverse
So bog standard Coming of Age/Road Film dressed up with Elves.
Fucking hell Pixar.
Can't we just, not do this, this one time? Let them be wholesome brothers?
Please tell me this is just fan art. Those designs are just fucking lazy and the mix of Elves and Modern day locations is so stupid.
you can't be great forever.
No
Fan-content has no impact on animated films, user. Just let people create what they want, even if you don't like it.
Damn I still hate they gave them all eyeballs.
I look forward to that parrot biting the shit out of that cat and teaching it a good lesson.
If Pixar is seriously trying to put out this low-effort of a design that matches The Emoji Movie quality then yeah I will lewd them and get something out of this
it was to make them more expressive
and avoid book of life comparision
No
I want to fuck the mom
oh, so the dragons are dogs in this universe.
But it makes them even more unsettling having sallow sunken faces than just eyeless Skulls.
Hell they tried to do that to Jack Skeleton back in the day.
They don't have to be Tolkien elves. There have been numerous interpretations of the fair folks over the centuries.
What is Yea Forumss obsession with that mediocre piece of shit?
>it look pretty so best movie ever
all these cgi movies were all about wow factor, now that's pixar is inferior to other studios they need to come up with something else
>”suburban fantasy”
>just write a story and reskin the characters as elves, reskin the dog as a dragon, throw a unicorn in the background, etc
Hate it. Biggest thing this movie has going for it so far is “well at least it’s not another sequel or remake.” But that’s not gonna be enough to make it an interesting movie. The gimmick it’s got is doing nothing for me.
>A fucking car
>In a fantasy setting
This one gotta be shit.
And then all the ipfag armchair imagineers will go "omg replace haunted mansion with this so amazing"
That's not how cat and bird relationships go most of the time.
whoa something different?
>elves
>everyone wants gay shit and not the thick milf
There’s no good reason to make this of all things the exception.
there's no magic there anymore, and the houses look like mushrooms!
>piece of shit
>spiderverse
Low quality bait, my friendo.
And the elves are people! And the trolls are people of another skin color! Aren't you hyped?
>Take elves
>Put them in human clothing
>Stick them in regular human setting
What's the fucking point. It's the same shit as Good Dinosaur.
This.
Ths movie looks ugly and soulless and Disney/Pixar should just give up. There is no soul left.
You take that back, you shit taste faggot. I agree that this movie is just uninspired trash, but fantasy with modern tech is great.
please kill animation. it's all so bad
This would make a cute short, but the execution of the story would have to be damn good for it to justify making this a feature length.
Who needs soul and risk when you got numbers you can go by?
Give an example.
But didn't you fags love Zootopia?
>the mom (voiced by ELAINE) isn’t a MILF
fucking why
No, but that is how cat and parrot works out. Had an aunt whose parrot got out while she was at work. Came home to the cat and the dog scrunched against the door waiting for her to save them.
No, god. Zootopia was an ear bleed. Fuck Zootopia.
maybe if you try harder, spam on every thread and spread to social media, I mught give a fuck (then again, maybe not)
>but fantasy with modern tech is great.
I can't agree more with that. But, come on, just look at this, this is just a generic suburban setting, but small changes were made, this is just mediocre. If I were looking for modern tech mixed with fantasy, Hilda is a better example of this. Were "a world were fantasy elements are common" I've got hyped because Hilda was the first thing in my mind. This one gotta be "main characters living a normal life until some magic shit comes to their lives".
And some user said before, after seeing Spiderverse I can't stand traditional CGI, and, o gosh, this shit look generic, like illumination shit tier.
Well, I have a similar story, but with a different ending. I guess it just depends on the cat.
>THICC
>onward
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OH SHIT I'M SORRY
He's not wrong about the mediocrity though. You're just so used to garbage that anything slightly above that level is a masterpiece to you.
>people bitching in this thread as if they aren't going to end up ugly crying over A Goofy Movie but with brothers and the dad is dead
Zootopia attempted to do creative things with it's setting, such as using various attributes of the different animals for different gags. Here, it's "The houses have mushrooms for roofs".
Hellboy, Fables, Shadowrun.
If you think that I'd assume that Onward would be a masterpiece compared to anime?
They look more like goblins than elves to me.
Yeah it's always jarring for me when someone says 'elves' and the they're short and blue or green. I was thinking like, LOTR elves.
Yea Forums for you, fella.
we're all girls here, user-kun
After the last couple of Pixar films have been stuff like Coco, The Good Dinosaur, and Inside Out, I don’t expect this to be on the same level of writing as Goofy Movie. It’ll at best be decent, and yeah maybe there will be a cheap heartstring pulling moment towards the end, but I don’t expect it to be great or overall very memorable.
>voiced by Tom Holland and Chris Pratt
This is going to be the next “Good Dinosaur”
That legitimately sounds terrible.
they really are reusing models, holy shit this is bad.
>>The film is set in a suburban fantasy world where humans do not exist
What's the special shit with "humans do no exist" if the elfs will be act just like them anyways? Oh god, I'm so pissed right now. It could have been great. It wasn't that hard.
>shirt hair
>THICC
>milf
>sweater
It’s a shame the brothers are gonna be the ones to get all the porn.
>It could have been great.
I’m curious what it is you other anons were expecting from this.
Looks more like a DreamWorks movie.
>Quads don't lie,
I loved Spider-verse but holy shit Yea Forums strokes that movie's dick way too fucking much.
Her face is ugly.
All right, Pixar Theory. Let's see you guys explain this one!
I was interested in the concept of a van mural brought to life but this screen grab is low-quality effort seen in Russian knock off movies. The wall on the left is so empty & I cannot imagine Julia Louis-Dreyfus''s voice coming out of that ugly troll. Casting feels off, but I will say it i's premature to pass final judgment.
Alternate universe or Pixar shared universe died with Lassie.
miss Lasseter yet?
Looks alright so far, hell of a lot more interesting than Toy Story 4 that's for sure. NOW WHERE'S THE FUCKING WDAS LINEUP DIDNEY I CAN'T WAIT FOR D23 DAMMIT
I thought I was the only one. I love it too, but people act like it's the second coming of Christ or whatever. The only thing that REALLY hyped me up about it was that Sony realized they can make great animated films now, I'm glad to see another worthy competitor for Disney and Dreamworks rise.
Pixar theoryfags should be gassed, just accept easter eggs are a thing.
I'm interested to see what he does at Skydance.
looking forward to the porn
>Her face is ugly.
Fanart will fix this
Eisner, now I know, I was wrong.
Bob fucked up and now you are gone.
>not a MILF
Are you fucking blind ?
I want to see if Lasseter was the talent or if this is just Iger being Iger
I'll see once he gets his new project underway
Wanna know the worst part?
Most of the gay art will be done by women that will make the little brother an effeminate submissive bottom slut.
WDAS is fucked with Jennifer Lee as corporate's bitch. She has no fucking business to be in animation, probably thinks it's just for kids, & had proven to be an incompetent credit-usurper when months before she was promoted had A Wrinkle in Time flop by her pen.
Disney wasn't thinking when they promoted her. They saw a loud vagina & replaced chronic hugger John with it.
she's just a figurehead, it's the executives who pull strings now
>Telling anons not to lewd something
>check imdb
>she actually fucking wrote that disaster of a film
Holy shit. This doesn't bode well. Fuck Iger and his Frozenboner.
Wow, this looks fucking boring.
Just look at him. He’s already an effeminate submissive bottom slut.
Incest is always fun
I did call her corporate's bitch. She has done only one project, a short film, before Johnson called her to write for some of Wreck-it Ralph. She wrote a lot of Vanellope's dialogue & the scene where Ralph wrecks the cart, but I'm pretty sure she couldn't tell you who the main character of The Legend of Zelda is. She got on Frozen, lucked out with the Lopez writing a song for Idina Menzel to sing in the body of an Aryan goddess in a dress made out of crystal, & now thinks she's the shit who made Frozen so popular because she directed & wrote it. She somehow got credit for writing Zootopia, though it seems like she only contributed to Just crying about being a racist & the epilogue voiceover. She gets her dream project of A Wrinkle in Time & rode that bitch to hell with the most mainstream black female SJW director they could think of.
Lee is going to fuck over WDAS, but she won't get fired because of feminism & Frozen.
>that will make the little brother an effeminate submissive bottom slut.
>will make
user
I’m a fan of THICC MILFs, and even I don’t wanna fuck her. Therefore, I don’t think she’s a MILF.
is pretty disappointing after just recently getting Mamá Imelda and more Elastigirl.
>unicorns are as common as rodents
That’s a lot of fucking unicorns
>those boring generic character designs
It sure is
I'm more interested in the film after this one. The title leaked a week back and I find it odd how Pixar isn't saying anything about it despite how it's only a year away. They are probably saving it for D23 but this is cutting it close.
Looks just like all the other trash that gets made.
>tfw WDAS is the one to give us sexy elves
Wow, Pixar really did a 180 after all those "ElasTHICCgirl" news articles
Chances of "the real magic was the friends we made along the way" ending?
Yep, it was made from the director of monsters university alright.
>Worst part
user this is fantastic
Are you talking about soul?
What games was she from?
>Soulless
Reminder that Tom Holland is getting his big animation debut in this year's upcoming blockbuster: youtube.com
Also worth noting this will be Tom Holland's first real appearance in a Disney animated film as well
No I mean the supposed title after onward is soul.
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>The Pixar Animation Studios movie of June 2020 did not have a title yet. Until now...
>The French sitecbo-boxoffice.com, official and serious, updated directly by the French subsidiaries of the various studios, and which recapitulates the figures of the box office as well as the future outings, has just proposed the new line-up of the films of Disney France. It can then be seen that the second Pixar of 2020 bears the title of Soul.
>This information still needs to be confirmed because Pixar has not yet officially announced the title of the film.
You know what? You're right.
They both look too similar, right down to the huge nose. Why?
It'll still be soulless. Brace for the memes at its D23 reveal.
0%. Magic will actually be lost human technology.
Yeah, Soulless is a joke based off the name and Pixar's current state. Sorry if I wasn't clear
Hey me too
Based user
I think that's due to Brad Bird being a control freak.
>Down 2.76%
Not down enough
They look bland and generic as fuck but at least it's not another shitty sequel
“Soul” is the rumored movie about angels in heaven, right?
Brad Bird worked on Kino of the Hill?
Yes.
I'm assuming this is Mark Andrews' new film. The next year should be Pete Docter's. Doesn't Soul have something to do with Angels? I heard that somewhere but it kind of came from a shaky source. The Pixar Post and other sources know what it is but they all won't say anything because of Disney's iron fist. I don't get why they are holding back so close to it's release. It's getting to the point where it could negatively affect the film's advertising.
Have you seen The Giant's Dream, it sort delves in that for a moment.
everything he suggested looks shit if you use KotH as your subject. KotH wasn't about zany cartoonishness. Fuck Bird.
I dunno, I feel like it's moreso taking cues from the game industry and announcing projects much closer to release to be safe. It would make sense after Gigantic was announced to much pomp and circumstance but ultimately floundered in development hell disappointing many when it was finally canned. Disney would save a lot of trouble doing it like this more often.
why does disney have a fetish for single-word movie titles for their animated features?
It's probably just easier to market, especially if a sequel is in the works and you don't want the title to be a mouthful. I'm not a fan, but I ultimately don't care as long as the films are still enjoyable.
>This thread with the Twin Elves and the MILF
the black guy's tiny little mouth is very unsettling to me and i don't know why
Ironic considering Disney and Pixar films lost their soul a long time ago.
No
Zootopia had a lot of creativity with its
"Animal sized animals living together" gimic.
shoulda had dot eyes like undertale
based
disneypixar has two emotional mines it keeps reusing, My Parents Are Dead and Fatherhood Is Hard
lee was the one who pushed for elsa to be more of an antiheroine which is the only thing that made that film even vaguely original
i think she works a lot better with other writers to bounce off, but her instincts are good.
Pinecest was, is, and will always be fucking disgusting
>there's been an hour long documentary on blu-ray sitting all this time
sure did
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learn about animation before posting moron
Warhammer 40K
Bojack Horseman has great throwaway gags with a similar premise.
Pinecest was, is, and will always be fucking based
correct but you won't find correct opinions here
This looks like actual shit. Like fuck, Pixar is actually finished with any good talented people, or quality ideas, and they're just shoveling what they can out the door every two years, over and over and over. Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave so fucking fast now he might start a fire in that apricot pasture.
>Implying I liked Pinecest in the first place.
Dipper is for Paddipica and Parapines or gay shit only.
Way to kill off an interesting premise with "black guy turns into animal" hijinks.
people like that it's decently stylized, which is a rarity since almost all 3D animation has been loaded with grotesque children's picture-book characters.
>mediocre piece of shit
how can a movie be both mediocre AND a piece of shit? you're so eager to express your dissent that you sperged it.
I'm gonna be honest, this is absolutley not what I expected the movie to look like based on the title. Like, at all. I was expecting something along the lines of Kubo or Secret of Kells.
i wasn't expecting the mushroom houses crossed with the modern car. there had to be a way to design a car that wasn't so jarringly out of touch with mushroom land.
Maybe make them look like Volkswagen Beetles?
Really boring looking characters so far except the dragon I guess
I was supremely disappointed that the monster side of the world in Monsters Inc and Monsters University was just exactly like our but random spikes or something everywhere. I kinda get the same vibes as that when I see those 2 images, especially with that car
Whatever. The characters really couldn't be anything other than super-generic looking considering the fact that this is Pixar. I'm sure it'll be ok
Dragon looks familar, like something out of pete's dragon or that loch ness short.
>t. Human supremacist
My only expectations went as far as this one piece of concept art. And even then, it was CONCEPT ART, so the final look of the film most likely wouldn’t follow it super closely.
>that loch ness short
hnnnnnghh
QUADS OF TRUTH!
that would be cute
or go the other direction and give them a skyscraper flat and a regular car
Image and font looks like something out of a Terry Pratchett novel.
what would be a masterpiece, then? i wasn't in love with spiderverse's story, but i'd consider it the best looking 3d film i've ever seen.
this movie is going to literally be the far far away town from shrek, isn't it
The mom character is giving me incase vibes
Vera is absolutely the best girl no discussion
>what would be a masterpiece, then?
I can safely say that nothing that relies on computer generated imagery is a masterpiece.
>Versarchery
Fuck, I gotta rewatch Shrek 2. There must be so many sign gags and cultural references I never got back then. I can only recall the Cops and Starbucks spoofs right now
>Onward
>Soul
I get that single nouns are a trend in movie titles now but come the fuck on.
I don’t give a fuck what says. How do we still not know what movie is coming out after Frozen II?
that pic was from the video game if i remember correctly
that film is going to be fucking ungoogleable
They aren't green they're blue you colorblind bitch
It's annoying as fuck but at least D23 is around the corner. Can't wait for the lineup to be equally as disappointing in both announcement and reception as last time.
This is not Yea Forums fuck off
No, I hated it the same way I hate all talking animal movies.
Robin Hood should have had people instead of furries and The Lion King should have been a straight up Hamlet adaptation fuck you.
lol, sounds like Disney animated films are not for you
>Soul
Do you think that might be an adaptation of that old short Alma?
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>Written by monster university screenwriter
>co-written by modeler turned first time screenwriter
>staring memelord and Danny Blake from code red
>implying Monsters University was bad
WHOA. I knew Helen had big tits, thick thighs, and a fat ass, but I must've forgotten how gorgeous her face is! Imagine staring into those glistening orbs as you pump her full of cum
>Habdscrabble
>instead of Goth Monsterolympics chick
>imagine hearing her moaning that you fill her womb
>imagine her licking clean you cock after
>imagine her spreading open her puss and saying its still not full
Stop being such a faggot and enjoy the homo art
oh shit, i dont remember her. got anymore pics?
I dont want your homo elf fanart, i want thicc milf elf fanart you faggot
Its all porn, as expected
btw her name is Claire Wheeler
>giving a shit about people lewding characters
What's the point? Don't you have better things to care about, like your life?
Soul is Pete Doctor’s.
Andrews left the studio last autumn
Oh, I remember that chick. It took me a while to realize that was a screencap from Hotel Transylvania and not an obscure MU character. I've only seen the first Hotel Transylvania, and that was years ago.
The problem isn't that it's homo art. The problem is that it's incest.
Ohhhhh, SHIT! Prudish user BTFO
Hey, Yea Forums! Miss me yet?
>that subtle chest bounce when she first looks up
It’s all in the details
You got a source for either of those or are you industryfag.
>NOW WHERE'S THE FUCKING WDAS LINEUP DIDNEY I CAN'T WAIT FOR D23 DAMMIT
Their next movie is Dragon Empire and will be released on November 25 2020 according to my inside sources
They have a new movie Dragon Empire coming out in 2020
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I'm still mad
My contact who I will I won´t say his name because he might not like me to say this but now that it´s out for the discussion i feel i can say it, he told me that the new Pete Docter movie had the working title of Soul. I guess this confirms it´s gonna be the real title
If you got inside sources you better show some sort of Id or the inside source is the walls of your butthole.
And my uncle works at Nintendo!
This seems off. Pete Docter got his film done in five years? Doesn't it take longer than that at Pixar? And if Mark Andrews is gone then there's a hole in the pipeline. There's no way Brian Fee or Domee Shi's film will be done by 2021. Is there some hidden sequel or new director we don't know about?
He is being voiced by Tom Holland, of course he is an effeminate submissive bottom slut.
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Dragon Empire
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Dragon Empire
That's no inside source faguloid, it's an article from a year ago. I know Dragon Empire exists.
The winnie the Pooh and meet the robinsons director announced a year or two ago that he's directoring a new disney film. But I don't know if that the next one after Frozen 2.
Typical pixar male design, ugly face giant nose
Unrelated but Demon Days is one of my favourite albums. Every Planet We Reach is Dead kicks me right in the groove balls.
I like to imagine her and the enthusiastic bird jock got together and grew old together. Fuck you, you can't change my mind.
Make it yourself nigger
>angel movie
Where did you hear about this?
The nose knows
I didn't hate Coco or anything like that but that little quiet thought of "Book of Life looked cooler than this" kept needling me at the back of my mind while watching
BOL had fantastic art direction, unfortunately everything else was barely passable.
agreed
when's the sequel tho?
go home luddite
Looks bland, boring and uninspired, trying to cash on the cow that's been fantasy settings lately.
Seriously, those elves are the blandest elves I've seen in a while, Critical Role fanart has better designs than this.
>there’s no humans but we just have elves be exactly like humans
Literally what even is the point? What a dumb gimmick
Not even step (Thor and Loki) and foster siblings (Billy Batson and Freddy Freeman) can escape rule 34, unfortunately.
Is that... Marshall Lee?
Is this Disney's Shadowrun?
The flannel-jeans-chucks combo are kind of an American tradition at this point...
>’I’m not all dark and... a-angshty. I’m Elastigirl!’
Hardscrabble is still WAY better. Uptight, haughty women of authority make me diamonds like you wouldn't believe
Oh, boy! Another NuPixar film!
>A Pixar movie that isn't a sequel
Finally some good fucking food
Looks like a UAZ 452
>Reusing models
Tell me more?
No it doesn't, that's some Chevrolet or Ford.
the whole "omg the PORN" posting thing has been used by damage control paid marketers so much it doesn't even work, you know.
It’s Disney-Pixar’s Shadowrun
I'm more of a Paranorman crossover guy myself.
BASED
>Parapines
Based and best-ship-pilled.
Well, maybe except for Padippica, but both ships make Dipper happy and pursue his dreams so ayyy.
Poster
I don't know, I think it could be interesting
Why does that look like the Frozen font
Neat.
I hope Onward uses the "magic as new technology" idea better than Star vs did. The way magic worked in that mess of a show rarely ever made any sense.
Neat.
Because it is the Frozen font, doesn’t help Pixar’s distinct and varied artstyles are indistinguishable from Disney now
>That Unicorn on the van
Nice.
also, i'm curious, how magic and technology would coexist togheter in a society? Is there like Mecha Dragon as airplanes, is magic allowed by all species or just Elfs can use it?
i think he's retired already
Why does every CG animated character look like they're being done off a template? It's really weird. Like with 2d cartoons if you look at all their designs you can see them as being done by a multitude of people with varied tastes and styles. But if you look at 3d cartoons it feels like they're all being done by literally one guy with one rigid style.
>Pixar’s distinct and varied artstyles are indistinguishable from Disney now
Well yes, but actually no.
Disney has real anatomy (in some cases) and medium sized eyes
Pixar has more cartoony proportions (such as thinner limbs, large arms, etc) and the eyes are bigger
This poster really screams "teenager drama"
And looks like they trying to cash on that audience who loves shit like "Life is strange"
dreamworks were the better studio this decade.
nah, it just never had big expectactions
>Unicorn
Can we just merge the threads instead of reposting posts?
What did DreamWorks do this decade again? At the top of my head, I can only recall How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, Trolls, and The Boss Baby... and Captain Underpants :’ (
>Unicorn
>I ony watch nuPixar and nuDisney
>March 6th, 2020
TRAILER TONIGHT. NBA FINALS? ABC?
Tom Holland (Little Bro), Chris Pratt (Big Bro), Julia-Louis Dreyfus (Mom), Octavia Spencer (?)
rise of the guaridians, megamind, peabody and herman
httyd and kung fu panda outclasses every pixar movie since after toy story 3
Different planet.
No.
Trolls and Boss Baby were trash, but all those other ones were good.
>Ruined the only good franchise they had
>Shitty sequels
>Home
>Turbo
>Boss Baby
>And now are Illumination's bitch
Dragons 1 and Captain Underpants were the only good things to come out from them this decade.
Thumbnail reminds me of when the weasels showed up to Eddie's office/apartment and tossed the place looking for Roger.
kung -fu panda 2
Rise of the gaurdians
peabody and mister sherman
even if you don't think thats much compare it to pixar's output and its clearly better
>Rise of the gaurdians
>peabody and mister sherman
Fuck no
>March 6th, 2020
>Octavia Spencer (?)
magical negro trope character?
mammy? mammmy?
mods, you know what to do
When you are a large company with a tried and true method, your first thought won't be to change things up until the audience leaves in masses.
The elves in Onward look way too much like the trolls from Frozen
Linguini?
it's the modelling and texturing. every character has the same soft edge modelling style which makes them look like clones. they also all have the same eye type with the detailed irises. dreamworks has sometimes broke the mould with this in their cartoonier stuff(captain underpants) so i'd say they're better that way.
>story is about them getting one more day with their dead dad
Pixar's manipulative "5 minutes to make you cry" just leave me cold now.
Betcha the "pixar moment" happens in the last 10 minutes like coco and toy story 3.
The short felt phoney, pic related was drawn from the same director
option 1)the one day never happens because villain. however they find a letter or something their dad left them in the van and read it together and it gives them the strength to go on and fight the villain or whatever
option 2)their dad was actually alive and the villain the whole time
i wish pixar could surprise me
even straight women draw cheesecake pinups, calm down
Option 3) the man who the kids grew up watching on TV with their father and idolizing is the villain.
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you
>villain is some big celebrity elf wizard who has his own tv show.
>he levelled up through DARK MEANS
>the entire 'one day' was just a lie and could never really happen, because do elves have heaven? fuck we don't know man
>Rise of the gaurdians
>peabody and mister sherman
Fuck no
I'll give you KFP2 though but only 2 good movies in a decade=!better than Pixar
People expected a plot twist villain in Bo Peep or Giggles and instead got an upfront female villain who gets away with everything. Nu-Pixar has only just begun to "subvert" your expectations. You haven't seen anything yet.
Didn't Rashida Jones say that John Lasseter wasn't the only problem at Pixar while working on Toy Story 4? So according to her, nothing really changed at Pixar.
Fanart of that MILF is going to be delicious.
HAHA cant wait.
Well, would you look at that, there's already porn of it.
It's just a solo pic of the lanky elf Tom Holland is voicing, but still.
What about spies in disguises?
Better than What? most of pixars films were just as mediocre and Dreamworks, But they had more genuine good films and a bigger variety of films
Its a rare instance of quantity over.
Dragons 1, 2, 3 and KFP 2,3 beat Toy Story 3 and Inside out
not saying they're are better films, they all of a high quality, but dreamworks had more of them
and they had a better string of average movies than pixar's average
What the fucking shit? This looks like a fucking Illumination movie or one of the lazier Dreamworks movies like Trolls.
Pixar was the fucking cream of the crop. What the fuck happened?
I think the movie is shit I just want twink elf porn
None that I know.
Guess that's the power of awful merchandising.
That pic is pretty sweet especially since it happened before we even got a trailer
>we're stuck in lezzybean holding pattern with goat thing
depressing
It wasn't bad... but it was incredibly underwhelming for a film that came out just a couple years after Ratatouille, Wall-E, and Up.
The majority of the film is just "Pixar does a by-the-numbers College Movie" and it's only the subversion in the middle of the third act that saves the film from being entirely forgettable.
>cometh soon
God I hope the characters don’t all talk that way.
Yeah, but I expected to see him getting drilled instead of having a bigger than average cock.
Why does this not look like a Pixar film?
With time it'll come, he has one of the most twink appearances I've seen. Definitely going to get drilled in porn soon enough
True, but will it be able to be done by the time this thread gets 500 replies?
I'm not sure if she is in any position to be implying the personnel over there are of lower caliber than before now nor have I ever seen a statement like that from her suggesting otherwise, but ask anyone who has been following Pixar since the very beginning and they will tell you that the rot began in the 2010s after Toy Story 3. Whether that's actually a consequence of Lasetter leaving for Walt Disney or not is up to debate, but it can't be denied that they've gotten an influx of millenial SJW types that make bland movies (Brenda Chapman with Brave, Dan Scanlon with Monster University and now Onward, Peter Sohn with The Good Dinosaur). Their Sparkshorts are also super cringe like the yarnball one. It just screams of SJW nonsense.
>So I've been thinking
>Yes?
>Well, Frozen was about unwanted magic
>Yeah
>And also sisters
>Go on
>And you see, OUR movie is about missing magic
>Okay
>And our main characters are brothers, ha ha isn't that a funny coincidence
>Uh huh
>And well you are Disney, and we are Pixar
>Get to the point, Jim
>Don't you think it would be cool, like really cool, if you let us use the Frozen logo and pretend that these movies are, like, parallels or some shit? Just think of all the money we could make. No? And if we touched it up a tiny bit? ...please?
your question is autism. elves in this universe are that color, because they are.
After being used to the other way, this just looks like they all have their eyes closed.
If they trailer comes out tonight possibly
I’ve had my fair share of thicc MILFs I’ve fawned over, but she ain’t it.
According to Pixar Post, the trailer comes out 7:00 PST
It is a sad day when I long for the mild madness of Michael Eisner over the perpetual downward black hole of creative nihilism of Iger.
Brenda Chapman had a different vision for Brave that was castrated by executive meddling.
>Boomers try to relate to contemporary teenagers the movie
>mfw
WTF i love Chris Pratt character now
I like it. It's weird, kinda not Pixar in feel & more Dreamworks in tone, but it has potential.
PATAS [\spoiler]
>From the creators of Coco
I want to lick the mom's dirty asshole
>Dragons 1, 2, 3 and KFP 2,3 beat Toy Story 3 and Inside out
Look mom! A contarian!
>Centaur Futa fucking a chubby Milf
>Dragons 1, 2, 3 and KFP 2,3 beat Toy Story 3 and Inside out
Dragons 1 is not even Bugs Life tier, 2 us straight up garbage and 3 is meh. KFP 3 is straight up shit as well
>and they had a better string of average movies than pixar's average
>Turbo
>Boss Baby
>Home
>Trolls
Go shitpost somewhere else
Extended trailer
youtube.com
Hehe
>Troll booth
Also, the pet dragon is a female. It's rather rare for a pet in any Disney film to be a girl. Only ones that come to mind are Dinah, Cleo, Geogette, Nana, Perdita & a third of the dalmatians, Si, Am, Duchess, Marie, the horse in The Aristocats, & Stella.
Hen-Wen, Misty, Lady, Rita, Mary, Perla, Mittens, Kevin & Pepita. Didn't include Lady at first because she is the protagonist, Rita isn't anyone's pet really, & Hen-Wen is from Black Cauldron so forgettable.
Based and Mermaidpilled
THIS! It's really strange. I could see a lot of confusion happening for people. Could really put a dent in Onward's potential.
>centaur with naked lower body
I want to stick my head between the moms thighs and eat her puss out
>i'm so unique and special no one can understand me
Are you gay
>spy movie
>interesting premise
dude do you live under a rock?
Animated spy movies haven't been done in a less "family-rated" setting.
Could probably work, or minimum have good animation.
>fantasy creatures with 70's makeout van
>doesn't have regular humans painted on it
One. Fucking. Job..
Yeah, aren't unicorns the equivalent of raccoons in this universe?
She really isn’t that hot.
>Hen-Wen
Fuck, I don’t remember the pig being that sexy
FUCKING KNIFE EARS
It’s a PEGASUS on the van, not a filthy unicorn!
the bolt pattern on the wheels of that van don't make sense.
>twink elf
sign me the FUCK UP
I never considered this and god damn it I didn't NEED YOU TO PUT THIS IN MY HEAD
>Bad Dragon!
hehe
>If you think that I'd assume that Onward would be a masterpiece compared to anime?
Why would it be?
no it's Anthony Fantano
>paying to see a movie because it has your gay fetish in it
literal drone
>jealous waifufag
>implying im gonna watch this film in theater
Too bad this is coming in this age of purity culture when fujos refuse to draw underage characters or incest.
this looks very dreamworks
These designs are so bland is hurts
Why does this look so much more promising?
Even if Will Smith in something animated is a death sentence.
I want to fuck the main character
I love really dumb puns like these.
lmao both disney movies, the old studio system rebuilding itself
subscribing to pixar theory is definitive evidence that someone's a pseud. makes me so inordinately angry lol
Good let Disney die with Lee
>Bad Dragon!
Oh boy
The Pixar aestheic is so tiresome now, I hate how they bob about and have goofy lop-sided expressions.
Yea Forums is for trans women.
So this is what happens when all the major talent leaves Pixar huh
>every animal acts like a dog
I hate this trope
>every animal
>ONLY A FUCKING DRAGON
Am I the only one who thinks that a black super secret agent movie called "Super Fly" would be a good movie on its own?
They are doing it again. Pixar is honestly dead to me but this has a chance of being good enough to watch once.
lol, where on earth would they leave to?
disney. pixar and disney are different studios
>muh dead parent
The ultimate oscarbait
That's BLUE my dude.
I always dread the obligatory second act breakup between the protagonists plot point in Disney and Pixar movies, not sure if them being brothers would make it justified in this case or not
These are trolls not elves.
Looks boring and on the same tier as Cars 1, 2, & 3 and The Good Dinosaur. Animation is nice though.
Nice bait dipshit, NOW GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!!
What's the difference?
>Dipper is for Paddipica
Based.
>being colorblind
Linguini again?!
What's the odds of a scene of mermaids/mermen playing at a pool/beach and one of them is a reverse mermaid as a visual gag?
>Mabel: But Dipper can't be in relationship or pursue his goals. He has to give up everthing for what I want!
>Pacifica: Nah
Gill to zero
Fuck, I can already see it
>But... what about our quest?
>I never WANTED to come on this stupid “quest” in the first place!
God fucking damn it i had an idea similar to this and dixar stole it fuck fuck fuck
guess it's time to do some heavy rewriting.