Has he ever gotten laid?

has he ever gotten laid?

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Wasn't he married to Aunt May at some point?

There’s a “Mole Queen” who loves him isn’t there?

Mole Man also married Aunt May?

His short, but oddly girthy dong is very powerful.
The ladies always come back for the moledick.

the moleoids don't like to talk about it

I love the idea of Aunt May going from one pick up to the next, who all happen to be Spider-Man villains on the side.

I wanna say that's a hard "maybe"

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The recent F4 issue with the bachelorette party for Alicia had the Mole Woman come back

Does rape count?

At least once

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Based.

With that height it's not likely.

he is a king

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He fucked She-Hulk.

Why does he have Captain Cold’s glasses?

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Cold wears snow goggles (or "ilgaak", if you must) because of all the snow and ice that comes with his gimmick. Moleman likely wears them for a similar reason: to protect his eyes from bright lights.

obviously. look at that cape

>that tinge of sorrow and humanity Kirby gave his monsters

This is why he is the GOAT and one of the main reasons Marvel was light years ahead of DC at the time

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Yeah. That makes sense. The TV show said they were to protect from the glare the Cold Gun create.

Do Moloids count?

more than you, trannyboy

She hulk looks really cute here

>Losing your V-card to Shulkie

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