Questionable Yea Forumsntent Thread

I see that Jeph is continuing to make Marigold prettier and prettier, removing her facial marks.

This comic is terrible.

First may, then sven.

Or maybe he just forgot like usual.

Soon, she'll lose that guy and get a more attractive lifestyle.

it was still censored?

Yep, all a ploy to get more people to cough up more Patreon money claiming he would have more uncensored versions of the comic there. Was full of shit.

Yes Jeph said it was in order to jew as many people as he could into subbing to his Patreon only for them to see that
was Jeph's definition of """uncensored"""

Where's that user from last thread that was REEEEEing about the way Jeph draws characters being flustered using the same hand expressions every time?

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Call me when somebody finally fucks Brun....I don't care who...

Based terrible poster!

I forgot what Jeph did to Momo's hair. May has a nice body.

For a second, I thought that half a melon was a hentai style cross section of her robo-ovum being fertilized.

gotta trick pervs out of their betabux somehow

Well, can't say he's wrong. Never seen anyone do that except for kids on tv shows and such.

what is this expression trying to convey?

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Hot af.

Where they making a how to basic video?

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She wants her mouth port to be plugged and abused.
God I can't wait for a sven may momo threesome.

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Who is the target audience for this trash?

Haven't followed QC in years, but this whole fuckbot saga kind of makes me want to check out what I missed.

>said he won't pry
>lol not your face just with other people

So either they will pry despite it being none of their business or some stupid bullshit circumstance will reveal what she was doing. The only certainty is it will be terrible.

It was a heavy petting zoo.

She’s transforming into a human. Her robot neck crease disappeared.

>If there’s one thing I know about May, it’s that she’s serious about not fucking up her probation

Like the time she risked fucking up her probation by having her face repaired at an illegal robot fighting ring?

It doesn’t feel like Momo without the pigtails.

nice

Don't mind the fucking details and buy some merch or donate to my patreon.

I mean jeph patreon of course. How do I edit a post?

>people actually discussing the mundane sex lives of a zombie web comic

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canadians

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Nice

Nice try not-jeph. We all know the real jeph would never post like that because he doesn’t have any balls.

Hipsters and people who are aggressively woke.

>foreshadowing

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Motherfucking 1000 strips ago
That's how long on average you have to wait for Jeph to make anything happen
1000 fucking strips

I'm sure Brun will finally get fucked by #5500

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>implying brun isn't already having threesomes with her fat friend to help pay rent

I waited for so long waiting for someone to finally stick it in Hanners
I knew it was a longshot but fuck what a letdown.
The closest we got was when Martin saw a boob when she passed out on him from the flu

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THIS IS GARFIELD OF THE 2010's, AND IF YOU'RE READING IT, YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER GETTING STERILIZED.

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it would have been sven if not for stabby suddenly deciding he was an irredeemable shitbag

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Her friend is too busy infantilizing Brun to let her have sex.

Imagine reading this fucking dogshit comic and being such a fucking retard that you not only enjoy it, but complain when the art style changes slightly.

What was the deleted post?

>imagine seeing a thread you care nothing about and being such a fucking retard that you not only click on it, but complain to people that don't give a shit what you think

Stop. I can only get so hard.

It’s been going forever. How could it be awful?

It's funny. I never see anyone justify their love of this trash. Only the usual >stop liking what I don't like

Bruh, we get it: you started reading it in high school and now you're attached. Doesn't make the artist any less creatively bankrupt from dragging basic bitch plots into years-spanning """"epics"""" that always end with readers slightly more disappointed in the characters.

Imagine getting so triggered by a fucking comic that when you see a thread about it you REEEEEEE out so hard that you not only click the thread, but then proceed to make this post crying about how other people should join you in your limitless autism

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Just a shitpost about jannies. And saying how Hannelore was the only good thing about QC

jesus fuck the lips in this are tim B^Uckley tier.

.3. .>.

and some more

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>May has a tearful breakdown in the bathroom after discovering her chassis can't support a synthvagina install

>but it does support the latest model she ordered from Prolapse Monthly

Momo's definitely equipped and ready to go

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Now post the ahego edit.

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A plot about May and Marigold trying to case mod May's chassis to fit a high end sex toy anus would be pretty great.

hi that's me and the image you posted makes me want to put my fist through jeph's retarded no-talent face

seriously jeph I know you read these threads and I genuinely hope you kill yourself

I just realized its in this comic too
Why does that bother so much?
Like, I agree that it's pretty uninspired but you seem to hate Jeph to the core

> but you seem to hate Jeph to the core

It's not the fact that he's a talentless hack. Lots of people are talentless. It's the fact that he's gone on, year after year, doing the same retarded uninspired dogshit OOH WHO'S DATING WHO shtick, paired with extremely lazy art that is on par with with something a high schooler would doodle in his notebook.

On top of that, his politics are basically as obnoxious as is humanly possible and he injects them into his shitty comic as often as he can.

Here's the worst part. As a reward for all of this ridiculous faggotry, he is a millionaire making insane amounts of Patreon bucks every single month of his life. This lazy douchebag doesn't even do updates on the weekends.

He's basically a mouthbreathing lazy retard who won the lottery, and I hate him for it.

Ahh I see. I personally don't mind the comic at all. I look forward to it

However his insufferable SJW cucking is pretty unbearable though. Then the thought of him making that much money for said faggotry is, I agree, pretty fucking nauseating.

It's not the fact that he's a talentless hack. Lots of people are talentless. It's the fact that he's gone on, year after year, doing the same retarded uninspired dogshit OOH WHO'S DATING WHO shtick, paired with extremely lazy art that is on par with with something a high schooler would doodle in his notebook.

On top of that, his politics are basically as obnoxious as is humanly possible and he injects them into his shitty comic as often as he can.

>Here's the worst part. As a reward for all of this ridiculous faggotry, he is a millionaire making insane amounts of Patreon bucks every single month of his life. This lazy douchebag doesn't even do updates on the weekends.

Well, he kept doing that - producing shit or whatever. He kept his audience going.

He's basically a mouthbreathing lazy retard who won the lottery, and I hate him for it.

Yea, nice strawman, Jaqueline.
Keep doing whatever you want, i don't care.

Its really not worth.

stab your hand again friend

I absolutely get where you're coming from on this, but I want to offer this consolation: you know he hates himself, right? I don't think he even believes in those SJW politics at all, it's jsut that he HAS to be hyper politically correct for the cat ladies funding him. Working on the comic has stolen his soul to the point where he can't even enjoy his ill-gotten gains.

>he HAS to pander to his readers

No he doesn’t. There are options available to him. He could downgrade his lifestyle a smidge and give up a few luxuries, save or wisely invest his money, get a “real job,” and fucking quit this comic he clearly doesn’t want to do anymore. That would be the healthiest and most honest option for him. Alternatively, he could fuck off with catering to his fanbase and write whatever he wants, and he’d still probably make plenty to live comfortably. He chooses to continue doing what he’s doing and stew in his stagnation. No one is forcing him to do shit.

>I don't think he even believes in those SJW politics at all
I assure you you're mistaken
He's an insufferable SJW faggot
He's posted shit about being against "transphobia and hate-speech bigotry" and other such horseshit

>Working on the comic has stolen his soul
Nothing like $100,000+ /yr to help him with that

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I am so fucking glad May got her clownface syndrome fixed.

>he could fuck off with catering to his fanbase and write whatever he wants
He tried that already and it resulted in the disastrous Alice Grove. That was actually the entire point of the Patreon in the first place, supporting the creation of Alice Grove.

Didn't he say that someone else was going to be taking over drawing QC a year or two ago?

I remember that happening and I was thinking it was going to be so obvious because the art would change so much. Nothing seemed to happen though.

I don't remember that. Jeph's big weakness is his complete inability to delegate and expand his business, or at least to improve the existing product while also reducing the burden on himself. He can't even optimize his own laziness correctly.

I want to say it was around the time he started that Alice Grove comic. I looked at it for like 2 days then said fuck this.

Does he ever stream drawing the comics anymore?
I remember watching him years ago.

I noticed that. Is this the first time she's been drawn without them?

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He may have just forgotten. Momo is also missing her neck joint in the last panel.

I'll bet his last stream was 2009 or something.

Her skin has always kind of fluctuated between clear and acned up.

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What in the sweet hell is Momo supposed to be doing in the second panel?

Patreon user delivers

Oh man. Shit storm is a' fuckin brewin'
No fuckin' delay whatsoever.
Momo already on the verge of finding out.

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Leaning forward while walking.

Left half of panel four could make a good reaction image.

>That
>anime eyes

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Momo speaks the truth

She's leaning forward, with her legs still in frame, at least half a head taller than she should be, running fast enough for her hair to be pointing back, and coming from the store's bathroom instead of the front door.
Maybe I'm just seeing it wrong but her jumping while still in a Nartuo run is the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

Also where did the top little screen of the cash register go

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Well done. Even though it's not my fetish.

imgur.com/rNJ5uiB

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How do we get such great stuff so quickly?

By reading Questionable Content. The more we read, the more Liquidmark ascends.

Excellent

Terrible

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I sketched it last night.

based terrible poster

Another day that I'm happy to be in this thread.

You're good people.

I love you

You sound jealous

So what? Of course I'm jealous, you retard. I'm also jealous of people who win the lottery. However, at least with people who win the lottery, they can't pretend that it wasn't just luck. I hate the fact that this guy might actually think he's talented rather than the worthless but lucky hack that he is

It’s not luck that Jeph does well. He worked on the comic consistently for over 15 years. If you do almost anything on the internet consistently and put yourself out there like that.you’ll get an audience. the secret to internet success is just doin shit no matter what.

I just wish he wasn't such a faggy SJW infested cuck.

I genuinely enjoy QC and I'd actually consider contributing to his Patreon or even donating if he didn't shove that garbage down our throats every other comic.

This is honestly the best Momo's ever been.
Can I temp the Gods and ask for more?

Calm down nigger, exploding all this ass pain and autism because the world is unfair, but I bet you support Trump because he's "based" and makes people mad for legitimate reasons that you ignore

I know it's not canon, but this begs for braces.

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Terrible

>May giving Momo a detailed and extremely vulgar in depth explanation of the previous nights debauchery
Yes

>May and Momo swap bodies so Momo can fuck Sven

YESSSSSS

I love the perspective change! We've seen each of those memories before but not from Momo's pov

What do you have in mind?

Like this?

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>Momo knocks May unconscious and swaps their AI cores
>May races across town to stop Momo from cucking her with her own body

It's a surprising amount of effort out of Jeph.

You pack of morons had one job. Ahem.
You're beautiful.

Oh my God! Jeph is delivering!

Not that guy but, Muh Dick

How lewd are you willing to go?

Super lewd. But no hand holding.

What the hell happens between panel 2 and 3? Am I missing something?

>May brags to Momo about fucking Sven
>Convinces Momo to take part in threesome
>Momo has anatomically correct body
>May "Uses" Momo to get off by sitting on Momos face while Momo gets her plastic pussy stuffed by Sven
>Pretends that Momo is her genitals
>May and Sven have sex while pretending that Momo isn't there/ is just a sex toy

Hot.

Basically panel 4 here, , except Momo is facing the opposite direction, has ripped her pants off, and is screaming at May to rub Sven's cum on her pussy.

Yeah, just like that, hnnnng

IMAGINE
> "no, i can't breathe!"
> you don't breathe!
> "... oh yeah!"

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It's a callback to a strip mentioned earlier in the thread:

I get that it's a call back, but starting off with an angry "It's none of your business" just seems really odd. I think I get what he was going for but it's really awkward.

I think May sort of knew why she was there and what she was about to ask.

Given May's expression in panel 2, I think the intent was that May already figured out Momo was going to ask where she was the prior night but it's not really conveyed well. He should have just had Momo speak first, followed by the "None's your business," then added an ellipsis to the start of May's next speech bubble.

May just knows Momo well enough to tell what that expression means under the circumstances. I don't think it's awkward. Momo apparently levitating off the ground is awkward though.

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My bad, I was looking at the wrong strip when I replied. Listen to these anons instead:

i chuckled at may's expression in panel 5
please euthanize me

I swear if jeph delivers a threesome (no censoring jewish tricks) I will stop praying for another stabbening for at least six months

Hey, don't go saying crazy stuff like that! Try maybe 6 hrs at the most.

Let's compromise to six days.

Make that 6 days in QC universe.

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That's only something like 7 weeks.

Not if I use the secret forbidden technique of TAIMU SUKIPPU

>What do you have in mind?
How about more of that cum-play? Maybe using that Momo-tongue to work on some robo-creampies, if you catch me meaning.

wananana

>threads for this shit still happening
Anything notable happen since this?

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Faye fucked the Red Robot and May "fucked" Sven. That's about it.

Yes, you retard.

>What do you have in mind?
Make her pose as a chair for lovers to sit on, and make out.

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Marigold fucked Dale. Or did that happen before the other thing?

Centuries beforehand. I don't know if Claire even existed when that happened.

you're beautiful...

Why do you guys read this comic if you hate it so much?

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Didn't Hannelore go to space or something?

What are you looking at shitface? I got that new body for you!

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Edits and Liquidmark

>all night petting zoo
Sure, only one animal though; one eyed trouser snake. It tends to pet back.

On a world wide trip apparently. According to her twitter.

Does he Twitter keep track of how much third world dick she got?

>nubs
>almost textureless otherwise
I'll take intercrural and tits over nubs, and probably even over creases too. Where did you pawn your old body at, we're getting it back.
inb4 it's an elaborate jewish trick to make me buy you a new body.

anyone have that gif of "You and me" where the tranny ends up in the hospital then in a grave

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Yo

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in...incredible

What’s wrong with Momo finding out ?

Had a crush on Sven back when she was a midget and still does.

Ah shit forgot all about that. Can’t recogn him with that hairstyle.

Sven is one lucky guy.

Damn you a Picasso or something

What was the oven mitt for anyway?

She mentioned in one comic that because of the exposed joints on her hands, theyd probably rip the skin off a dick if she jerked him off. So oven mitt for safe hand jobs

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>
Oh wow. How did I not notice the oven mitt
>107861496

you're doing god's work

maybe she has wheelies built-in to her chassis

closest I got

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The shoes are hrngggg

good lord

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Please do something with this scenario

Aren't robots more close to furniture, if you think about? Also, she's going to be disappointed when people read that sign as just ornery, and not descriptive.

there's also the one where >she's beheaded

You're too good for us.

This one?

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I wonder if Jeph would have spent a little longer drawing the original comic if he had any idea that it would become the defining strip for the entire series.

It wouldn’t be what it is today if it hadn’t been so poorly drawn. Half the fun in meme-ing from the beginning was mocking how poorly made it was.

Kind of funny it's arguably worse than the previous defining strip from a decade prior.

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We both know the answer is no, mr dubs.

That actually wouldn't have been a bad strip. I might even call it sad and touching.

...However the shockingly out of place cartoonish BLAM! that's straight out of a cheesy super hero comic book COMPLETELY ruins it. Just.. wow.

fuck this gif for cutting out the part where they explode

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Don't worry, Faye changing her mind about being permanently affected by her father's suicide, leading to her inability to form sexual or romantic relationships, but then jumping in the sack with Sven immediately after this ruined the thing more than "BLAM!" ever did.

Do the one where she uses a time machine to try and stop him and he still kills himself.

what did momo ask Yea Forums?

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I just realized we're not going to see what happens until Sunday night.

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My main problem with this strip is that Faye is such a cunt, even this doesn't excuse it.

>Did you at least ROBO-CUM?

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saturday if patreonanon backs us up

Perfect.

I am struggling to figure out what I'm looking at. I get you stick your dick in it, but what's with the nubs? And how about the buttons on top?

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>What's your favorite type of Floor Tile?

Jesus Christ user this is a blue board fucking spoiler that shit.

It's really simple. Those nubs on the side are how you don't rip your dick off.

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In the future, Northampton is ground zero for an experimental program to mix incredible amounts of estrogen into the water supply in an effort to gradually turn the male inhabitants into girls, and the female inhabitants into cute girls.
Notice Dale has lost his beard as well.
Eventually there will be no unattractive people left in the town except for minor antagonists, who need to be unattractive so that the audience doesn't sympathize with them.

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Good reaction image.

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Yes! I thought it was a gif but maybe I'm remembering wrong, thx

Holy fuck steve knew all along thanks to his kgb ties and ran away makes fucking sense

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No new strip till Sunday?

he said that it was because google adverts have stringent nudity guidelines and that they wouldn't approve if he had posted the full version. his rationale is written underneath the comic itself.