Captain Marvel vs Shazam

>be Billy
>See cute girl
>Cute girl is Captain marvel
>SHAZAM!
>Hey cutie how about we go kiss behind those bushes
>Captain marvel screams:PATRIARCHY! And lands a lucky punch on Shazam, knocking him out and reverting him to Billy batson
>Captain marvel stands above Billy's unconscious body
what happens? Does Captain marvel curb stomp this fledgling example of toxic masculinity?

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Carol stop starting these threads. You have enough shotas already. Leave Billy alone he's a good kid.

I mostly see Carol as a side character in other hero's series. Is she the actual man hating Nazi everyone makes her out to be?

She paralyzed a guy for asking her on a date. Not even in a creepy manner

holy shit, scans?

she rapes his unconscious teenage boy body

She can never have enough shotas. The only thing that matters is keeping Mary safe at this point.

>be Billy
>see cute spider-boy
>SHAZAM!
>hey there peter parker
>got something for me?

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Why would anyone ship Billy with Carol when Kamala exists?

I prefer polyamory with Carol getting young Billy and Kamala getting adult Billy

Your fetish is lame

No she's actually a sex offender and kidnapper of teenage boys

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If only this porn starred Grace Fulton as either Captain Marvel.

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Once she'd see he's actually a prepubescent boy, her attitude would do a 180 and instead Billy would have to fight to peel Carol off him

Fpbp

>having an all you can eat straight shota buffet in front of her for free.

Geez, i really don't know what would happen.

Yeah, I don't see why Billy would ever go for Carl when he's already got the perfect woman at home

>knocking him out and reverting him to Billy batson
Is that how it works? I don't think it is.

>implying Billy's preferences will have any bearing on what will happen to him

OP also called Billy an example of toxic masculinity so it's safe to say he doesn't know jack shit about the character.

This was clearly a stealth "Ara ara" Marvel thread

>Still waiting for the edit of these panels but with Peter and Carol

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That is the thing, Carol works better in team books, while Billy works as its own comic.

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Source?

She hates men, but loves cute little boys. Billy is fucked.

Then why hasn't Billy ever had a solo as good as Carol's?

>Hey there, Billy Batson. Got something for me?

Threadly reminder that to fix Carol she needs to be more like All Might
>Power handicap
>A fun showboat with times of vulnerability
>Mentor

>Mentor
because that worked out so well the last time

>can't stop your superform from /ss/ing your pals
That's rough

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And then Kid Miracleman shows up and rapes her to death before impaling her body on a street lamp.

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Captain Marvel has other ways of curing incel.

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Threadly reminder that to fix Carol she needs to be a pedophile
>Rape till handicap
>Showboat the vulnderable shotas
>Be a molesting mentor

Now cue Billy, Freddy, and Peter going on a global and universal trek to try and run and hide from Carol's /ss/ rage, especially for Freddy. Could you imagime the amount of mommy nurturing Carol would do for a crippled cute boy? Freddy would be ruined for life within a week.

>mommy nurturing
>not mommy abuse

>Cute girl is Captain marvel
I can't answer your question because the conditions that have been set are clearly impossible.

>Not mommy nurturing while abusing
>It's time for your special spongebath Freddy.
>But I'm not in a hospital, y-y-you're not a nurse and I can definetly wash myself, no problem.
>Don't be like that Freddy dear, I can clean you up better and really get those, *hard to reach places.*
>Uh, uh, ahah! But you wouldn't want to wash me, I got a really bad rash s-somewhere, super bad, you wouln't want to touch it.
>Oh my, then I'll just have to be extra thorough and look everywhere on your body for it. Don't worry, I won't be gentle
>Uh, I need to take a walk now, stretch my legs.
>I'll stretch them fkr you, but first let's take of those clothes and lock the door. We wouldn't want any interruptions now, my dear prince?
>Aw crap

Pure kino

Stop. You keep going and I might like Captain marvel

>Trying to pretend this is a different thread so you can secretly have your autistic /ss/ club meeting.
Carol's not attractive. Your fetish it shit. Your autism is a cancer to this board.

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>Peter we neef to go back, and get my brother from that blonde ditz.
>Billy, trust me when I say this, but it's too late. Freddy's already a goner.
>He's my brother, how could I just abandon him like that?!
>Because even if we try going back, we'll only be putting ourselves in danger and you wouldn't want to see your brother.
>How do you know that?
>I've seen what she does Freddy, those boys she likes, you know what she does to them? First she gorces herself onto them and just goes full tounge while rubbing their junk. Then she doesn't even give you any hope that she'll be gentle, ahe just rips your clothes straight off your body. After that she gets on top of you and just rubs her vagina on your dick while also grinding your pelvis to dust. And that's only the appatizer for her, after that she just has her way with you, you name it and she's done it. Finger up the butt, cum denial, booby asphyxiatian, hell she can even fit both your balls and dick in her mouth and give you a power suck.
>Your bro is crippled right? Then by now she'll be going to town on a young boy with a physical defect. I f we go back now then we'll never leave, she'll have 3 boys to play with and we will be broken worse than War Machine's legs and Hulk's fapping arm.
>Now do you understand? Now get up, we're gonna run out of time and you need to fly the both of us to Japan by sundown, we may have even less before she finds us. I'm pretty sure she's also a mutant whose power is to sniff out and trick young guys that she likes.

Damnit man. Now I’m emotionally invested

How does it feel knowing that your thread was so shit, other people had to hijack it just to save it?

>Implying this wasn't going to be a Carol /ss/ thread from the very beginning.
It's funny. Nearly every thread involving Captain Marvel devolves into autistic /ss/ fanfiction at some point. So if shitty threads need to get hijacked by these people, then by your own logic, Captain Marvel threads are shit by default.

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This thread was obviously shitting on CM. So by your logic, shitting on CM is also as shitty as CM threads, and with that no one progresses anywhere except /ss/fags

Odd. The single common denominator in all of this is Captain Marvel. Perhaps Captain Marvel is shit, talking about her is shit, and being in threads with her generates autism.

he has

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Arrested for assaulting a minor.

That's fucking absurd. No way that happened

Sauce? Can't find it anywhere

>>See cute girl
>>Cute girl is Captain marvel
k you can stop lying loser

God I want an idealistic pure hearted teen boy who can turn into adult chad with superheroes to be partnered up with a drunken violent angry superpowered woman. Will the boy shed his naivete? Will the woman learn to control her impulses? Also to answer your question OP, she fucks him.

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If only he was in his true form, none of that would have happened.

>trick young guys that she likes.

Are there young boys she DOESN'T like?

Skrulls

>Human boys get as tender loving sex as she can give
>Skrull boys get brutal domineering sex.

>Be young immigrant skrull boy
>Half of Earth got snapped but you and part of your family lived
>It's been 5 years but everything is still okay, you finally turned 13 and you're spending some alone time in the park
>Yet for some reason, things feel off
>Suddenly, you see a yellow streak in the sky coming towards you, start running a bit but you bump into a woman and fall on your ass
>Holy shit it's Captain Marvel.
>You start asking her a bunch of questions, yet she never answers any of thrm, sbe inly looks at you as you drone on and you could've sworn her eyes were going all over the place.
>About to ask her for a selfie, but out of nowhere she slaps you silly and back into your natural skrull form. You'd ask why but she gives you no time before taking you and flying away to the top of a skyscrapper.
>You get no time to recover as she holds you down and starts ripping your pants off
>You scream for help once as loud as you can but no one can hear you. You try for a second time yet however, she: stops holding you down, brings you into her chest and starts carressing you gently.
>She's saying everything will be okay and you should just relax and enjoy what's going to happen.
>You don't believe any of it for a second, yet she sounds so soothing and your head starts feeling cloudy.
>Eventually you start saying yes to every false promise she tells you and you lay back down to ket her do whatever she pleases.
>What ensues is a 10 hour romp of brutal domination and rough sex.
>She's completely merciless to you but you it's okay, that's just her affection. When she starts hopping on your dick and grinding your pelvis into the ground, it's a good pain and beg her for more. When she starts choking you, forcefully kissing you and licking your tears, she's the most loving person in the entire universe.
>By the end you're a shriveling mess of sweat and semen sprawled across the ground.
>You say thank you but she spits on you and flies away and leaves you on the roof.

>being this mad

must be hard to be a bullied retard like you summerfag.

Damn that kinda gets me hard. Nice work, user.

You mean the amazing Kar-El?

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And so she continues on her quest to give pleasure to all the young boys in the universe

>Billy's subconscious desire to be /ss/ed made him Carol
>Now he is the one doing the /ss/ing

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>Billy and Carol share the same body a la Birdy the Mighty
>Carol just constantly jerks off knowing she's in a young boy's body

>You must be new here because all 4channers love my autistic fanfiction
Keep seething retard

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Is it rape if they're willing?

>Carol we need to find Dr. Sinerva
>CAROL NO

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She doesn't hit hard enough?
To turn him back to Billy, shed have to kill him.
That isn't possible for Carol.

She'd make him turn back to Billy so she can take his teen cock in her pussy.

>Billy turns into Shazam to hit on Captain Marvel
>Carol punches him back into being Billy
>"Now we can date."

I wish I could have been sexually molested at the age of 12 by a grown woman, preferably a sexy teacher or a hot aunt. Unfortunately, I had neither. Fortunately, I was still too ugly to molest.

First Peter now Billy. Whose next?

Young Jon Kent

>Billy tries to keep Carol from Freddy but it's no use

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>Billy and Peter have to hear his screams of pain turn into moans of pleasure.
>They realize they're next.

The real common factor here is /ss/ makes everything better

>This also had the effect of ruining the young Skrull boys life forever, as he can no longer get satisfaction from anyone other than Marvel

If that's the case then Robin's coming with him.
But as a result of that Catwoman will be on her tail for horning in on her turf.

Hmm. Imagine a "Marvel vs. DC" war built entirely around straight shota and who fucks whom.

>>Captain marvel screams:PATRIARCHY!
lol wut

That makes no sense in-context.

Every shota in Marvel, then DC once she's done, then comics when she's done with them too and hopefully she'll be branching out to other mediums

Hot.

>billy trying to pretend he's her age
>carol trying to work out why she feels like she should be in prison
fund it

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>Carol wants to get back in the game after the Thanos mess
>Uses a superhero dating app
>Gets matched with Billy
Make it!

That's brilliant

>Billy calm down
>I'm going back there Pete
>Billy, it's already too late
>But
>Just cover your ears and run
>And that's supposed to make everything better?!
>Keep it down man, be lucky you only have super hearing in your Shazam form. Me? I'm getting goosebumps after goosebumps from my spidey sense alertimg me of what's going to happen after she's done with him.
>Oh god it's getting louder Pete
>Then we got to move now, I'm not sure whether to pray that she ends him quickly or for God to give us more time.

Bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen

Fpbp

She's going to corrupt Mary just like she did Kamala.

It’s her plan to take down Superman, send Mary after him

The maniac! How do we stop this?

Just embrace it, Clark already has.

This is genuinely horrifying. I still have a boner, but its horrifying

That's it Carol. Work your way up. Soon Gotham will be free of crime. Soon everywhere will be free of crime.

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GORDON YOU MADMAN, HE'S TOO OLD! IT'LL NEVER WORK!

He's too old NOW, user. But if we turn back the clock a few years... few decades... well.

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>my mind's telling me no
>but my body
>my body's telling me ye/ss/

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>Gordon trying to get Carol to rape a shota Joker
the most ingenious plot yet

>She finds them
>They scream and piss their pants
>"Ara ara, urine isn't the only thing coming out of there by the end of this day."

This time it'll actually work

What If Carol IS the reason Freddy is crippled?

>Carol went back in time to break Freddy's leg to make sure he can't run away and to give her mommy instinct a full kick when she sees him helpless

Why would Billy even hit on that ugly old dyke when he's got Freddy?

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>Gordon ends up screwing up the de-aging process and instead nearly all the men at Gotham turned into shotas

>Implying he has a choice
>Implying either of them will have a choice

I think Carol had it in her mind to have /ss/ ever since

Fuck that's a scratchy looking shitty drawing.

you mean Superman's cousin Supergirl?

>Japan as a safe place for shotas
Baka Peter.

They're both named Danvers

needs fanfics

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>If I can't have the /ss/, I'll BE the /ss/!

Other way around.

Poor Billy, knows that there's a molester inside of him and he's powerless to stop this alter ego

>Freddy, you gotta get out of here. I can't hold her in much longer.
Wow, WB really steered into hiring a horror director.

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Based

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Is Brie really a predator and the line in Endgame just a codephrase and she's flaunting it in front of everyone?

Based

>Carol teams up with Dr. Sivana to kidnap Billy
>Together they manage to tie him up in a secret holding bay
>when he's not looking Carol dispatches of Sivana
>"Oh, but don't think I'm untying you just yet, Billy~"

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>If I can't have a mommy I'll be the mommy

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Holy fucking based.

I wish Angie would do hardcore.

>Tapes his mouth shut so he can't turn into an adult

Fucking minx.

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Or Pedro, at least Pedro’s actually gay

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What happened to my thread

Was improved

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HEE HEE HA HA HA HYUK HYUK HO HO

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You like what we did to it, boss?

>Billy Batson is just a gateway that a horny Carol Danvers uses to enter his universe to molest young boys (and occasionally defeat supervillains)

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Based if true

>to molest young boys (and occasionally defeat supervillains)
why not both? at the same time?

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It is essential that defeating supervillains is merely incidental to her main purpose of molesting little boys

>Billy is technically barred from within a mile of his school

>this whole thread
BillyCarol is for Kamala!

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>ugliest boy is the gay one

Literal waste.

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That kid's gonna come out with the MeToo story anytime now

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for some reason I can't see kid miracleman beeing a rapist
he is a, well, psychopath, but I guess he would just kill her
kill her bad, don't get me wrong, but not rape

Carol is basically Kid Miracleman but instead of being a psychotic mass murderer, she's just a psychotic pedophilic rapist

Billy is for Carol to mindbreak until he becomes a real man and a father. They are not the same person

Billy is for Carol to mindbreak from the inside until they are the same person

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I'd watch that horror story.
A boy noticing that there's an alter ego convincing him that his friends need to be molested by him and that she could help him achieve that

After Billy fully realizes his actions after Freddy, do you think he would ask Peter to take him out or take the powers of Shazam himself

Just straight up murder him man, Kid Miracleman style

He could try, but all that'd come out is "Hey spidey~"

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do people really find Carol hot?

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>not finding Carol hot
What are you, gay?

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post proof

Billy does. He let her keep the name after they fucked. Carol is too eager to please teen dick.

Carol "Queen of the Teen Peen" Danvers

Carol vs Brightburn. Spoiler alert. She gets bred and they create a little terror. .

>Carol shows up to the Not!Kents shooting energy out of her ass and saying she can help train him with his powers
>They don't know any better so they agree
>It's clear from the long periods they stay in the room alone and the stares she gives him that something isn't right
>They learn she's been in a sexual relationship with him and she goes fucking nuts
>She gets rid of the people who would keep her away from him in gruesome ways
>He tags along because she's groomed and brainwashed him into being her devoted little lover

Is Carol infecting the power of Shazam?

Beautiful

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It b came good

I think Brie Larson is kinda cute, at least as Carol.

No, Billy eventually shares it with Freddy
This makes things twice as worse for Spidey

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>That 15 minute long sex scene where she fucks him in the amazon position and ensures he cums inside

Fucking hell, Raimi.

>Peter's entire appearance in Endgame was him in a ballgag and leash while Carol walked him around like a dog
It was strange but brave interpretation of the character

>Thor?
>Off planet
>Captain Marvel?
>She's legally not allowed near minors after y'alls incident. Besides I'm not sending a pregnant woman into a fight.

I like that touch in the FFH trailer

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>tfw Billy can never be friends with boys his own age

Brie isnt ACTUALLY Carol, user. Dont get the two confused

Poor Billy.

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>Carol gets short hair in the comics
>Disgusting trash
>Carol gets short hair in Endgame
>My dick

not really, she's just unlocking more Zeus traits

main issue with short hair in comics is the art.
she's often drwan bad

She looks like a fucking muppet in this.

Except really only the Zeus/Ganymede part and nothing else

>Carol stop starting these threads. You have enough shotas already. Leave Billy alone he's a good kid.
This. Also, he belongs to Power Girl.

Powergirl belongs to Billy

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>belongs to BillyCarol

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>Billy belongs to Powergirl and Carol

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>Billy gets gagged as Carol

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