Your pride pizza is here...

Your pride pizza is here. Wow i cant believe that you ordered pizza this deep into the city! Considing our shop is on the New York Bay. as show in spiderman 2 for PS2 In fact no normal human at this time of day with city traffic could reach such a high floor destination in half an hour. Why does my pizza shop even take your calls? Only someone with superablitys could get to you in time! This must be about 100$ in pizza.

Basicly im saying if you think im walking away right now to get fired from my cuck poo poo boss and lose my overpriced new york apartment im behind on rent you're fucking insane. You're a front desk lady I know where you work. And this is a small City and I'll figure out where you live. I'm a reporter for high profile news organization you think I don't know how to cover your shit up. I've done it before dont test me.

Bottom line is you can call security go ahead but you're paying for these pizzas one way or another. So I "suggest" you to give me my money right now. I wont ask again.

Btw you're never ordering from this pizza place again. People like you make me sick.

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sneed

I'm not pay for those

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>and then she was never seen alive again

>4 weeks later a body is found in the manhatten bay around a local pizza place

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>sony owns the movie rights to spider-man
>sony makes the ps4
hmm

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>Bones has to solve her own murder

It's 6th girl this year Parker. Sorry, but you fired.

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How the fuck is this asshole still in business? If a literal goddamn superhero can't get his shitty pizzas to people on time who the fuck can? Does he also employ the Flash and Quicksilver? How the fuck does he make any goddamn money.

>Brightburn 2

Obviously you didn't watch the movie. Peter was late when he showed up for work, the pizzas had been at the shop well after the customer had ordered it. If he had started delivering it on time he would have made it, even without spider-powers.

Whoa!
He just killed that girl!

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>and he was never seen again
>black man found dead near pizza place at 3:00pm

This is the kind of threads I missed the most.

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Why didn't Peter just rape the receptionist?

For fuck sake boy, stop dropping dead people near my pizza restaurant!
You even don't work here anymore!

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>This is for the Gaymers

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Am I the only one who thinks the English in these posts is a little poor?

Spider Slug, Spider Slug, radioactive Spider Slug.

>And he was never seen alive again
>Pizza shop owner found dead near pizza shop

You think that would stop her

You are the only faggot here

Even so, he still had to make eight pizzas and then deliver them 42 blocks away in under 30 minutes.

That's much better. Remember to punctuate though. That's a complete thought so you should end that sentence with a period.

She's not a Stark, she doesn't have rape zenkais

Tony has a rape zenkai? What's a zenkai, by the way?

IN NEW YORK TRAFFIC EVEN

MIDDLE OF THE DAY

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He is the great pepperonio, the man who can make time travelling pizzas. Back when he started out his business, his gimmick was showing up at your door the moment you suggested pizza, with whatever you would eventually settle on ordering. He took Peter on after overlapping restraining orders resulted in his shop being the only place he could occupy without being arrested.

The Starks from Game of Thrones, zenkais are what Saiyans from DBZ have that makes them stronger after near death.

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Who would even believe her if she claimed she was raped by Spider-Man?

[spoiled] other than Jonah J Jamerson [/spoiler]

I've just heard my friend died. Police said, some kind of maniac strangled him near his restaurant.
It's already 8th body, but they can't find this creep, even Spider-Man is powerless as it seems. Ohhhhh, difficult and scary time my boy... yeah.

Talking about difficult times... your rent in doubling now and I'm still waiting money for last month.

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>This a small city
>NY

This Buscemi looking motherfuker is next. So i hear on the streets.....

This killer is taking out random people even landlords who post obscene amounts of rent.

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