Design a character and backstory based on this

She's basically a cross between Suzy from little witch and Dylan from Golan

To some up, people identify with and want to fuck trashy characters.

Just making sure

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I was thinking Panty Anarchy and Tomoko

A fusion, perhaps? What's another sullen goth we can combine her with?

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Suzy is just creepy suzy ripoff with weeb artstyle

The tired eyes, hair, slouch, and shark teeth are what made me think Suzy fit.

>Not black hair
>Not emo bangs
>Not mostly-dark clothing

thats cool

t. hobo

>mid twenties
>college dropout
>works in some dead end service job
>draws porn commissions
>has a goth e-thot older sister

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>Zettai Ryouiki

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Late 20's intern. She doesn't get paid all that much and hates her job and her lot in life. Banged a monster and now has a child monster hybrid. She says it's the most metal thing she's ever made. She's also super single.

A wannabe witch summons a demon from the Black Gate but fucks up the binding spell summoning a lazy low rung loser of a demon that everyone hated back home, now the demon's soul has fused to the idiot girl and it is bound to a fleshy prison of young adult girl problems. It cannot get home no matter what it tries because the other demons are holding the gate shut to keep it out.

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Oh boy that's hot.

By the way is that SB99stuff (ScoBionicle99)

Thanks, bro.

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to be fair, they use them for a reason, man.

>Normal gloves are too hot and make your hand too sweaty, fingerless is the superior glove
You know it bro. I love jerking it with finger less glove. On one side you get the soft sensation of your fingers covered in vaseline and on the other side you have the near sandpaper like texture of the glove grating on your johnson. The contrasting temperatures, hardness. and textures are where it's at.

Not the direction I expected that to go to
i'll try it out later

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She walks with her legs crossed so awkwardly in an attempt to keep her gargantuan penis tucked between her legs.

>shes not actually overtly goth, she just likes dark colors and comfy clothes

based

>she's actually an unbearable happy nerd that loves sun light and hugs so wears dark clothes to get as much rays as possible.

what if she's secretly a deep one

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Kinda wanna draw her. Would she have chub?

How is a potato face and weird flipper hands hot.

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>the show revolves around her being half monster in a lovcraftian world

>Normal gloves are too hot
That's probably a you problem. I wear regular gloves all the time and they never bothered me in my regular life.

>just the right amount of thickness
You decide.

>just the right amount of thiccness
yes. but dont overdo it.

Post the one with her amazon positioning a dude

Normal gloves can be hot
Mittens are exclusively for cute

I was talking about gloves. Like actual leather gloves

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>Female Deep One
I guess we'll finally solve Neonomicon's greatest mystery.

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... well...
Is better than nothing

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not true, they just want to use them up before moving on to the actually attractive girls.

She starts off as a Peppy Girl until she gets hit by a bus and dies.
Her family, mad with grief, take her body to a witch doctor in the hopes of bringing her back.
They know about the witch doctor because he ran over their dog and brought it back to life as an apology.
The witch doctor tells them that he can bring her back, but in the process it'll also create a polar opposite clone of her determined to ruin and/or take over her life
Hence Peppy Girl's inverse was born, a surly horny goth girl who wants to take everything from Peppy Girl.
Also there's a subplot about Peppy Girl's little brother having a crush on her evil doppleganger and trying to woo her and Peppy Girl being buttmad about it because she wants to be closer to her little bro.

At least fingerless gloves serve a practical purpose.

The Innsmouth shit started with one guy fucking a Deep One and convincing everyone else to get on board with fish pussy

She got into web development because she thought it'd be easy. It wasn't exactly what she expected but "Eh, whatever." she'd rather stay indoors mostly but keeps getting dragged out into the public due to her friends. She's really good at skeeball though weirdly enough. If she got to choose where to hang out it'd be the pizza place where she can get a slice. She has a very specific spot she goes to and she always orders the same type of pizza, but nobody really knows why. Turns out it was the last place she went with her dad before he died. He was a pretty happy dude actually, generally chill, and loved his kid, her dark mood didn't even phase him. She doesn't really care about being goth it's just the way she chooses to dress and despite her overall angry and sad demeanor she does care about certain people. The story really starts when she gets an email about everyone she cares about: Full name, address, credit info, everything. If she tells her family and friends about it then something very bad will happen to them, but they never specify what. If she so much as acts in a way that makes them question her behavior the 'very bad things' will happen too. It becomes her goal to figure out who these bad people are while acting like everything is fine. She meets various folks on the way to the discovery but it's only mind-games as she can't ever be sure if these new people are being genuine or not. She's either the most qualified person to figure this out, or she's the worst possible she's not sure yet, but she has to try.

apparently its canon that the hybrids in innsmouth were mostly from male humans fucking female deep ones

>girl is just an asshole instead of a closted sweet grill

dropped.

You're welcome by the way are you okay with a request.

Nah, she's only an asshole to Peppy Girl.
Because, Y'know, she wants to take over Peppy Girl's life

Just want them both to fuck

I'd be into if for nothing else but art of Peppy Girl getting sexually dommed by her evil clone

Then make a Peppy Girl design and take it to the /aco/ donut steel threads, satan

>girl is half monster in a single mother house
>world is trippy and psychedelic
>initially starts with no friends but gets more as the show goes on
>running gags that imply this is blatant
fantasization for internet nerds
>show revolves around her trying to find her monster dad

Why am I getting a strang "taken" feel from this? Will season 2 be about how she finds out they killed her father so she gets revenge?

Ridiculed all her youth for her shark teeth, tired looking eyes and her awful case of pigeon toe, she develops an introverted and hateful personality towards most everyone and the world. Except her parents. They're loving and supportive, and she loves them back. Except when they bring home the wrong chicken strips for dinner. She wants SPICY tenders dammit, not some mildly seasoned bullshit.

A filthy little NEET, she's forced to confront the outside world in her early 20s when her parents force her to go to college. Just to get her out of the house and have some goals a few days of the week. She doesn't really try to make any friends, but she gets plenty of attention from men. Weird, just a few years ago boys were calling her a hammerhead and how they want to hammer her head. Feels nice.
One day between classes she sees a black squirrel in the campus park. It's kinda cute, so she follows it, and it leads her to a woman who looks to be in her 40s feeding birds, squirrels, and a single pig. Also she appears to be absolutely blind. As GothGirl shambles over to her, the blind lady says "that's a right downer of a shuffle you're scootin' there. Wanna talk about it?" Gothgirl, confused at whatever this woman just said, considers it. She's got nothing better to do for the next 30 minutes, so...

Does GothGirl talk to the strange blind lady who she knows absolutely nothing about?
Will she learn to not be a shut in and maybe go to a movie with her parents once in a while?
Does she find love? No
Can she resist the urge to argue on forums during particularly boring lectures?
Will she wear a different hoodie tomorrow? Because damn, that one reeks, you've worn it every day for like 3 years, at least wash it, girl. God.

Also her huge tits bounce a lot I guess.

>All those loli fuckers getting extra salty that the generic anime loli girl design was kicked off before voting happened

Nice.

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10/10 would lovingly cuddle and cherish

Your doing God's work, my boy.

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Holy shit user i'm supposed to be studying and I can't do it with just one hand

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>Inb4 some jackass edits her to be slimmer

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are you okay with a request.

very nice

Are you the same guy behind ?

That drawing, yes. I didn't make the post, though.

What if both of them kissed?

You knew this was coming.

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Or pressed their bellies together?

imagine thinking the personification of Yea Forums would be a girl

>as fucked up as they are
Oh wow, this super attractive girl with clear skin, straight hair, and the "right amount of thickness" is totally fucked up. Tomoko was too pussy to even use pissjugs.

>be me
>frizzy hair from constant picking
>actually disgusting eyebags
>acne
>not really fat because I /nightwalk/ but body fat is awkwardly distributed so that it's all at my stomach and none on my legs or arms
>fucked up face

I'm so fucking tired of men oggling over 6-8/10 stacies who decided not to wear makeup one day and got themselves some bangs and then pronounce how they just want their looksmatch who is totally average u guise. Just admit you like hot chicks, you just like hot chicks that don't appear to invest a lot of time into their appearance because the demonstration of effort (ex. obvious lipstick) shatters the illusion of effortless, casual beauty.

>I am one in a row of specimens. It's when I try to flutter out of line that he hates me. I'm meant to be dead, pinned, always the same, always beautiful. He knows that part of my beauty is being alive. but it's the dead me he wants. He wants me living-but-dead.

I hate men.

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>I didn't read but I was triggered enough to respond so here's a meme from 2003
Get fucked.

wow. that is BOLD.
happy to see another girl on here. i was beginning to lose hope. but you sound batshit insane, lady. go back to r/nicegirls
>oh my god
>men,,, like,,, features in women???!??!? that they're biologically programmed to like?!??!?!?
ohhh noo oo oo o o o oo

No need to be so angry. We're all friends here.

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Nice blog post. If only they could see your shining charisma.

Now i'm a little awkward to tell you all that user is also a girl

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>body fat is awkwardly distributed so that it's all at my stomach and none on my legs or arms

I'd like more detail, please.

btw i know you don't know this but male attention feels really, really good

Where's that image of the nerd and the shy girl looking at a chad and stacy couple and then they look at each other and hate each other.

>teehee I'm also a girl but I'm a girl who makes excuses for men please like me boys
My issue was obviously not "men liking features they're biologically programmed to like"
>although the fact you're so much of a brainlet you lazily apply Panglossian style evolutionary psychology to things is infuriating
but that they then delude themselves and declare such features "average". Try reading. Or better yet, masturbate with a cactus.

I'm always mad.

"Blogpost" is just a buzzword that newfags use now because they're children who can't read.

Exactly what it sounds like. My BMI is average, but my arms and legs are stick thin and my belly is fat. I look like a children's drawing where there's a giant floating orb with features on it.

Speaking of male attention, how long has it been since you talked to your dad?

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not gonna read all that, but here's an example of what "the right amount of thick" is

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I'll bite. You seem like an angry person who's very defensive. If you wanted male attention or a significant other how would you approach them?

>Not her

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That's an awful lot of words. How are your thicc bits?

>thread about comfy character design is derailed by shitter shattered roastie
this is why you dont have a boyfreind.

From this description, I'd like to draw this user

Well, we both know that some user will be perverted enough to find it hot, some user would be desperate enough to try to fuck you anyway, we all will be shallow enough to want something more conventionally attractive and miserable enough to be shitposting about it on vietnamese trapmaking subterranean network.

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>My BMI is average
dios mio...

OO ROASTED SJFOSIJF
i don't make excuses for guys! i think that it's fucked up that in our society women aren't really allowed to be ugly, and that how pretty we are is the one thing that determines our worth. buuut according to your insane, deprived 2/10 ass
>men aren't allowed to be attracted
>to attractive women
the reason why i'm defending it is because i'm not jealous of a drawing of a goth girl, because i'm not Fucking Crazy and i'm attracted to her too. also because there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a girl.

obviously. roastie

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Blogpost is a real word to describe the interesting phenomenon of selfish assholes hijacking a thread to be about themselves. At least the world got lucky that your misshapen physical appearance matches your personality.

seethe harder femaleincel

DRAW HER PLEASE I WILL TOO
it'll probably suck but this whole thing is just too good to pass up. this is probably the most male attention femanon has gotten in her whole life btw

I think she would look cute, give it a shot!

>also because there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a girl.
That's where you're fucking wrong faggot

would shark teeth girl be angry and bitter or just grumpy with a nice personality underneath?

I'm gonna level with you, chief.
No one cares. You're just making as ass of yourself. Take it to Reddit or whatever hugbox will coddle you.
Just know that no man will let you touch his dick.

aww it's ok user i know you secretly want a qt anime boy to blow your back out

A bad case of resting bitch face would be funnier

better if she bites too

what about both?

You can't fight the will to COLONIZE.

I would like to save her with holy dickings.

>Just know that no man will let you touch his dick.
You overestimate men.

In our society woman can be old, fat and ugly. It`s just she loses the unspoken innate worth of fertile female.

while i respect the honesty, messing with her is so much fun. such a bad idea to make yourself so emotionally vulnerable here

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>Implying he doesn't want to get violently sodomize by said qt anime boy.

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yes I really want that

that's what "blow your back out" means, right? idk

>aloof meme response

I approve. Sticc is shit.

3DPG.

Try asking or , she's desperate for boys to pay attention.

>wanting a boyfriend
>when the Hitachi magic wand exists

Here you go, with my mouse.

Basically. Men will fuck anything, which is why I find BPD thots like amusing.

>anime profile pic
>allusions to lesbianism
So you're a tranny?

See I thought it referred to "person who gives someone (You)s while complaining about derailment".

>say I'm mad
>"hahah you're mad"
Okay?

I have a dad, brother, and nephew, so I'm good with the male attention, but thank you for the art. It'll probably suck since you likely only draw in 3/4s.

>men
>denying women their dick
Yeah okay, bub.

>emotionally vulnerable
>words on the Internet
You really overestimate the quality of your trolling.

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grumpy resting bitch face who bites when provoked with a soft personality underneath her grumpy shell.

wait... sultan? is that you?

There's a tranny afoot

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Thats my kink

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>Men will fuck anything,
aside from you, obviously.

With the self portrait they drew? I don't doubt it.

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Now i have slight urge to post Sparrow`s Tomoko stuff, but it would be a bitch to crop to blue board standarts.

Is this the kind of bait that attracts the newfags now? I see this garbage all the time on Yea Forums.

>when the Hitachi magic wand exists
Sounds like you aren't going far enough.

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>witnessing an MtF have a mental breakdown in real time
fascinating.

>Llllunnngph?
>HOR HUN HHHGORD

i really seem to have gotten under your skin given the fact that you mention me 5 times in that post lmao. you called me a BPD thot but you're the one that said
>I am one in a row of specimens. It's when I try to flutter out of line that he hates me. I'm meant to be dead, pinned, always the same, always beautiful. He knows that part of my beauty is being alive. but it's the dead me he wants. He wants me living-but-dead.
which is just about the craziest roastie shit i've heard in my life. can't you just cry in a corner about it like a normal girl? also fyi, bi and cis. not a lesbian, not a tranny, and definitely do not have bpd you silly 2/10 roastie

That's crazy they haven't said "incel" or "have sex" once.

A trannie cannot have sex because they are incel.

now now, we can't be sure they're trans until they mention that they use Discord

Nope!

Samefag. Here's another self portrait. Used my phone this time.

>what is anisogamy

>say I hate men
>"you must be part of the group that exemplifies male entitlement the most"

>John Fowles is roastie shit
Read a book.

>she says she's bisexual
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA OH GOD THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Or until I mention "programming socks" or use anime to avatarfag.

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is it gay if i like being a man?

>Post the one with her amazon positioning a dude
?
i want to see this

>It'd be just like one of my DA HOOTCH comics, geez...
Can't say it's actually funny but you might as well.

yep, thats an MtF

aw it thinks it's an artist. would you be a perfect 10/10 if you were cute or cisgendered?

>references stephen jay gould
>anisogamy
Are you a biologist?

Wow, this is a real shitshow.

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Oh this isn't even the craziest one we've had.

>Came here to see art of cute goth girl
>Got involved in this clusterfuck bc I made a joke about man wanted to fuck messy girls

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All I wanted was cute goth girls. Not this.
Anything but this.

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OP here.

what the fuck went wrong. i was having fun thinking up backstories for a cute semi-goth girl and then some seething basedboy ruins it.

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Trannies happened, OP.
Trannies.

I guess low-key my fault? sorry dude.
Made this post and some femanon took it too personal

i'm sorry op i'm so sorry

The best-laid plans of mice and men, OP

It happens user, there is always next time.

isn't it a little hypocritical to be a trans person who is against bisexuals..?

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When you mature, you will learn.

I also feel bad for the people who come up with some fun and creative backstories and instead of having a chill time and talking about that...here we are.

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It is if you find it hot.

You guys are trying way too hard. Protip: If you're mad about derailment, don't respond to the person.

Anyway, I'd be happy to discuss the hair on my nipples or the way blood clots feel on my period.

Vet school, actually!

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>thread

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Here's something.

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>You guys are trying way too hard
>"she" says as she was the one who desperately tried to shill her disgusting body for attention

good job user!! i like the colors!!

Are you the guy who draws all the Loud House pics?

God bless you if you are.

I like your style user!

You're a funny guy, drawfag.

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kek

KEK

please do more drawings of shark tooth girl

Give her fucked up teeth and we'll have a waifu.

So I have piss troughs in my room because obviously peeing without a dick into a bottle is a fool's errand. I noticed that my pee troughs were evaporating away, leaving behind this grey crystal stuff that was pretty hard to clean away. So I tasted it, thinking it was sugar and if so, proof I was diabetic like everyone else in my family. It didn't taste like anything but the texture felt nice so now I try to keep five or six piss troughs active at a time so I always have something to munch on.

Holy shit. Pretty spot on except I'm naturally a redhead / brunette / have a way worse nose. Had the same hair stripe in green, same hair length, same acne, walk around in my underwear to the chagrin of my normie roommates, etc. I was expecting low quality drawfaggotry and am pleasantly surprised.
forgot the tummy and leg hair, though
also saging because I'm crashing this thread with no survivors as a joke, nothing personnel kid, tch

god, you are actually fucking crazy

Bait too obvious, entertaining, but obvious

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>So I have piss troughs in my room because obviously peeing without a dick into a bottle is a fool's errand. I noticed that my pee troughs were evaporating away, leaving behind this grey crystal stuff that was pretty hard to clean away. So I tasted it, thinking it was sugar and if so, proof I was diabetic like everyone else in my family. It didn't taste like anything but the texture felt nice so now I try to keep five or six piss troughs active at a time so I always have something to munch on.
no one fucking cares about how disgusting oyu are.

literally no one fucking asked for you to open you upper lips.

@107844946

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Uh, what else?

Okay so I worked in a laboratory that focused on tropical ecology, which gave me access to a whole bunch of ants from foreign countries. I know it was highly unethical, but I took some out of the lab and kept them as pets. I started finding them in my hair and in my closet. I don't know how they escaped but they had a clear incentive: I mostly stockpile dishes rather than cleaning them because I think the physical representation of my food consumption is interesting. Anyway, when the dishes get full of mould I just piss in them and I guess the pH is such that it mostly cleans them so I can reuse them instantaneously.

I'm not completely gross, however, the piss jugs I eat from are different than the ones with the mould. I have standards!

>So I have piss troughs in my room because obviously peeing without a dick into a bottle is a fool's errand.
Lost me on that one.

ok

the moderation of this site is an absolute joke.

(mods please prove me wrong)

You're trying too hard, mate.
However, these are weirdly entertaining, not bad for a fake story made for Yea Forums

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ehh she overdid it with the pissing in the mold dishes thing, and the last comment about having standards.

>just wanted a cute OC thread
>some schitzo has to ruin thread with blogposting
this site has plummeted in quality from the tumblr purge.

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Hey, at least this gives you something to do.

Don't worry user. Tumblr's owners are looking to sell, and Pornhub has been sniffing around it like a hungry dog.

You think pretty introvert goth gf is one of those that is super quiet in bed? Because that's hot as fuck

What would pornhub do with tumblr? fill it with porn blogposts?

>haha im so ugly and disgusting! this will totally get people to like me
self awareness does not make it more endearing.

>normally shes grumpy and assertive
>in sex shes quiet and submissive, sometimes not even making a sound.

WHAT'S WRONG Yea Forums I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A SLOB GOTH GF

Basically it's hard to aim. You can try to press the urethra up against bottle tip, but all it takes is a labia too close to the sides and sploosh, piss all over.

I'm actually being sincere. I post a lot on /r9k/ and derailed a Yea Forums thread before by discussing body hair.

Anyway, some other gross stuff.... So basically I freebleed most of the time because I wear granny panties and don't really care to. Sometimes when I do wear pads, however (not hardcore enough for tampons, being a delicate virginal flower) I rip them open and play with the engorged crystals.

It's what we in the scientific community call "self awareness".

I'm procrastinating from work.

Or instead of relying on mods you could ignore me. Notice how I'm replying to people.

>wanting to be liked
>by normal fags
Nah, I just enjoy annoying you people.

>The bitter virgin who got mad over a drawing instantly goes off with the transphobia and homophobic remarks once confronted with a girl who actually shows a shred of confidence and doesn't share their insane bitter roastie mentality

It wasn't a tranny. This is a real genuine 2/10 who is mad they've never touched a dick. It's fascinating finally seeing a femcel actually blow a fuse in real time.

where in the thread did anyone say they wanted a slob? being disgusting is different from being introverted you brain dead cretin

Wh..where are the qt goth girls?
THIS THREAD IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE QT GOTH GIRLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>My dick

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this puts r/aisanmasculinity to shame
do women really have no sense of self awareness or is this just an isolated case?

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I don't think she counts, but here you go.

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It can't be a goth girl thread without best anime gothie

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I'm very confident, user! And I've touched two whole seperate penises.

Fair enough. But complaining about tfw no fucked up gf while getting mad about slovenly behaviour is quite weak.

theyre coming mate, im working on one

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I'll throw you a bone and despite your weirdo /r9k/ femcel rant and revelations about how you eat your own solidified piss...
>I'm so fucking tired of men oggling over 6-8/10 stacies who decided not to wear makeup one day
>you just like hot chicks that don't appear to invest a lot of time into their appearance because the demonstration of effort (ex. obvious lipstick) shatters the illusion of effortless, casual beauty.

This is absolutely right! Casual attractiveness is super hot and the fact that you blow a fuse over people preferring that over someone who uses rots away in their own filth is mental!

>But complaining about tfw no fucked up gf
literally no one complained about that. not even the post you responded to said that.

you are so self absorbed that you think an off hand joke is an invitation to turn the thread into a hug box for disgusting femcels. if youre wondering why no men like you, its because you are as self absorbed as a sponge.

>Goth girl thread
>No Gwen

You all should be ashamed

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OP, please take back control of your thread.

Is Mavis a goth?

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Just don't respond to the femcel!

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its no use. retards get baited in and xe will continue to seethe regardless.

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>Attention whore post copy pasta tier wall of text
>Dozens of people respond
>Almost 2 hours later they are still responding
>All of the people that genuinely believe no one in the internet tells lies
You fuckers go ahead and keep responding but if you ever bitch about Yea Forums going to shit remember today and how you couldn't stop responding to the attention whore, a fucking waifu thread with 5 pieces of new content that devolves into circle jerking for a week would have been better than this

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>thinks my issue is that being preferred
Not at all, I just like honesty. I think people apply a very consumeristic outlook on their own sexual preferences, and self identify as a more casual person by saying they prefer plain janes over bimbos. The issue comes when their conception of plain jane is above average in attractiveness.

Nice blogpost.

This.

Anyway, I noticed that the hair on my nipples and tummy are more prone to pili multigemini.

The fact that this two never fucked is a crime, they have good chemistry

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>The issue comes when their conception of plain jane is above average in attractiveness.
but youre not even average. you are a disgusting goblin who is too lazy to clean yourself.

Yes, though I've been drawing fanart of other shows lately. Thanks though.

I appreciate the feedback. What sold me was the BMI detail.

I'm going to draw one more goth tonight. Either irl like or just a description.

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I need pictures! Pictures of fetish bait goths!

Btw, how would you classify Cultist-chan?

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i honestly just like the OP goth the most. shes peak laid back goth.

just curious user: when'd you start this lifestyle? you've got work so you're not a NEET presumably, do you just clean up before you go to the lab?

either a white knight or a samefag.

Where did I describe myself as average? Reading comprehension, try to keep up. Also, I mostly keep my powerlevel hidden.

Haha, I've been on /r9k/ too long. I define everytime in terms of BMI, height, facial symmetry, etc.

I just sort of compartmentalise it. I work two jobs - nanny and lab tech. - and am in a professional program. I share my house with three roommates, and I'm actually the one that cleans the kitchen, bathroom, living room, etc.

It's just when I get into my room I let loose. I like to work out and don't want to lose momentum by going to the bathroom, so pissjugs. I have a lot to do so dishes are not a priority.

If it wasn't for the fact images would disrupt my sage I'd show otherwise.

>Where did I describe myself as average?
in your original rant about how men didnt want average girls.

protip: men will take average girls. if they dont want you; then you are below average.

>this thread
i just fucking hate americans.

Specifically quote me, 'cause I didn't.

your actual first post.

>early-mid twenties
>still giving college a try
>works at retail
>isnt entirely goth but friends are so she poses as a goth girl due to abandonment issues
>naive

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You think this is bad? There have been worse threads than this.

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a nation of children.

its the nature of the person who disgusts me. its the most american thing, to try and make everything about you by flaunting your lifestyle in everyone elses face. i hate them so much.

Is that a broomstick in her dress or is she just happy to see you? You decide!

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>itt. femcelposting
Literally just lower your standards, and if you don't want to lower them, git gud. Same goes for incels btw.

no one wants her regardless.

Have you tried dating girls?
If so.. I'm here...

Hello, Olivia

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e621.net/post/show/1234478

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Either way she's a cutie and I wanna cook her a nice breakfast and make out in a lazy Sunday

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>No broom behind her
>"Happy"
Why did you make it so tough?

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Yeah, that ain't a quote. Sounds like you're a brainlet who knows he can't back what he's saying.

I had a couple of boyfriends in the past but it's just not for me. 3DPG.

I gave it an honest attempt, but women are a lot more demanding / high maintenance in relationships than men.

>tfw I'm into scalie shit and femdom
Welp.

I'm actually a leafbut I'm a kiwi.

dont try and fucking deflect, youre an american and its obvious to see. your kind disgust me.

>but women are a lot more demanding / high maintenance in relationships than men.
you mean they actually ask you to bathe?

And, if we are talking MTG

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Have you never been to /pol/? This is par the course.

and /pol/ is majority american. unsurprisingly. the fact that you get so defensive means you are a confirmed mutt.

Damn you, Nahiri.

>Edgy is the one who starts shit to fuel her sadistic tendencies
>Sunshine is the innocent one, often the target of Edgy's bullying
>Tumblr is the voice of a reason, prevents Edgy from feeding Sunshine lollypops with razors, also prevents Sunshine from getting into vans with strangers

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this 3 are dating each other

>>Tumblr is the voice of a reason
fuck off and go back to your containment site.

>tumblr
Oh god, I forgot about that design. Gives me an idea, thanks.

Haha, well in that respect men are more demanding, since my ex-boyfriend asked me to shave my pussy and legs, whereas women did not. I was referring more to how women want to be texted regularily, etc. It took me a month to respond to my best friend's pregnancy. She was mad.

Anyway, this one time I used hair removal cream (Nair?) on my pussy because my boyfriend asked and then shaved. And then repeated. And repeated. And repeated. I kept doing it and in the end my upper vulva still had a trump-esque tuft of hair and whenever I tried to pee it burned super bad. I had to hold my piss for five hours.

Well, I'm half black, so yeah. Mutt. Still not a Yank.

OP here. liked what was presented in the first bit. i guess ill try again tomorrow.

why are you still talking about yourself? no one asked.

I'd watch this.

I wish you luck, user. Godspeed.

>Little brother wants to fuck his bizarro sister
I'm really feeling it!

See you there. ;)

Several people asked, actually.

>Several people asked, actually.
no, they really didnt.

>still not banned
does Yea Forums even have mods?

>into scalie shit and femdom

Unless you're "Gone Girl" levels of crazy, there'll be at least a handful of people that find you hot.

usually asleep at this hour

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make the backstory on this ...

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Except they did: You COULD ignore me. Perhaps I am a mod, here to teach you guys through demonstration.

Well, my original post was very much akin to the "gone girl" rant, but yeah, I guess some people would find that sexy. Too bad, to paraphrase Ghost World, I hate people who share my interests.

how the fuck is that an invitation to talk about how disgusting you are?

>You COULD ignore me
seeing as how you write out paragraphs and respond to everyone in the thread, you actively prevent that from happening. why did you even enter this thread? just to talk about yourself? typical of an MtF

You asked why I was talking about myself and gave an example. Now you're shifting goalposts. Do try to focus.

You could ignore me.

Unironically, just stop responding.

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Her reasoning will slowly lower over time.
She will go from "Edgy you probably shouldn't watch this anime, it objectifies women" to "Edgy you dumb fucking whore stop starting fires in Sunshine's room."

Also fuck you I will stay.

to the user blogposting I wanna say something
I'm an extremely unattractive woman I have a unsymmetrical face,big hook nose,I'm 5'10,I never wear make up,I have love handles and non existent breasts and most people think I'm a tranny
I did find someone who loved me for who I am but this was after years of rejection and loneliness
I know you will find someone who loved you as well

>black goth girl
The unicorn of goth girls.

>blatant tumblr bait
you need to go back.

blatant samefag

tfw no big titty goth girlfriend.

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you had strong will, this MtF is having a mental episode on Yea Forums.

That's awesome user! With that said, I'm not looking for a boyfriend. Had three, was disappointed, sticking to 2D. I still find a lot of incel hypocrisy rage inducing, though. Nonetheless, I deeply appreciate the sentiment.

I ain't not-saging.

Retard

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Neither of those anons, but I don't think they're the same.

I've seen the user with that anime girl (guess is his waifu?) in other Yea Forums threads, he's not fuckin crazy.

Also stole the gun edit from him a few days ago, would post but is duplicate file.

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R8 my random shitty ideas for this
>Anti-Peppy tries to steal Peppy's BF
>He's a pure soft Christian boy who's never even held hands before
>As soon as she shows some leg he goes full despair but also an erection and runs away.

>Anti-Peppy tries to subvert Peppy's position as Student Council President
>All her attempts to cheat blow up in her face or make Peppy look even better in the Student's eyes.

>Anti-Peppy somehow misses the fact that Peppy's little bro wants to pork her and how much it pisses off Peppy

>Anti-Peppy lives on the Streets because Peppy's parents don't want their Daughter's evil clone in the house.
>Litte Bro lets her live in his room without the Parents knowing, leading to comedy.

>Anti-Peppy has a daydream of what her life will be like if she supplants Peppy, acting as a what if kinda deal

>If Peppy or Anti-Peppy die without the other being the one to kill them they'll both die.
>Anti-Peppy uses this to torment Peppy.

>Peppy starts attending a Group of people who've been fucked over by the well meaning Witch Doctor's magic.

>The Witch Doctor tries to solve the Peppy/Anti-Peppy problem only to end up body swapping the two.

>I've been in relationships
>I hate men
That's actually pretty par for the course for femcels, at least the sort that post on the Farm. /cgl/'s splinter site). Really it boils down to the old incel "women can't be lonely" meme and it's effective truth.

Hating men because you're a slob that magically can't get a 9/10 boy and you relegate yourself to 2D is no different than men that do the same for women. It might actually be worse, since the floor for men trying to get 9/10 savior-complex waifus is actually just nonexistently impossible ( It's a delusion from the start) whereas it's not to hard to take care of yourself and run the numbers until you find someone you like as a non-deformed woman.

armadillo? fuck off

Bitch. Think of the millions on zendikar that died because sorin was to proud to admit his fault.

>When Chad's see their "not trying too hard" goth Stacy's.

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And what, it's fair to make millions of people on Innistrad pay for Sorin's crimes?

I'm not samefagging. This is my post I use megumin because she has some quality reaction images.

>unironically sounding like an r/incel resident

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Merci.

Nice blogpost. Maybe it's because men are bad at sex.

Nope.

Certainly we have more drawfags than this?

Yeah I'm not samefagging. This is my post Her name is megumin and she has some quality reaction images.

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You don't need a man for happiness but 2d husbandos are not good for your mental health
here's some old school dating advice from the suffragates

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Hundred of thousands, but no, nahiri went mad in the helvault, and it all could have been prevented had sorin not locked her hin said prison for hundreds of years.

But this is really attractive girl. I prefer goth gf to this mainstream bimbo doll type.

Also, Peppy would look like the opposite of Anti-Peppy outside of their bodytypes.
Big poofy blonde hair, bright clothing, normal teeth, no bags under her eyes.
A very girl next door wholsome look to counteract Anti-Peppy's slutty goth chick look.

>Maybe it's because men are bad at sex
This is my reply limit but you know what it means when all you meet are assholes (or in this case sexlets),

>femcel also likes konosuba
o i am laffin

Femcels are just radical feminists.

Exhausted, physically and mentally damaged by work and life, thinks (s)he could lose a few inches, thinks (s)he needs to gain a few inches in certain places, has dreams of being a successful mall thief, called moody but just depressed about being destined to being a Doomer.
So yeah, guys like girls that they have things in common with.

>brown
>piercings
>spunky dyed hair
>stocky

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>Exhausted, physically and mentally damaged by work and life, thinks (s)he could lose a few inches, thinks (s)he needs to gain a few inches in certain places, has dreams of being a successful mall thief, called moody but just depressed about being destined to being a Doomer.
well thanks for giving the best answer to the thread.

Man I am not going to lie she's... kind of super hot
Your style is pretty nice dude

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Retard detected

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el atrocidad...

>Crookedtrees
Good taste.

you know them rules

Thank you. I'm glad you liked these, this was a fun night.

Yo think you could draw

looks like I found a new artist to fap to

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i got another one, whats her story

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ennuigo

was just curious, used to browse /r9k/ a fair amount and it's always interesting to find out how people got the way they are

i'll even throw in my horny adolescent phase necromancer OC

to sort of continue the argument though, i don't think anyone professes to love 1/10-2/10 people (outside of a select few /d/ threads.) people like beautiful people with beautiful traits, but they also want to be able to feel that said beautiful person is attainable, so self-contrasting archetypes develop that fill that need - sexy goth gf, hot geek bf, etc. i don't see anything wrong with that, honestly.

there's also the stylization element - not every blemish is drawn, not every callus rendered

honestly though you sound like you're doing pretty well for someone who may or may not actually keep piss jugs around

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this one is obviously a sexual predator

>to sort of continue the argument though,
neck yourself

i'm good

Cleo and Joan had good chemistry, but they never even implied they fucked because that would've been bad for the network way back when... Although they did get away with shit like the blindfold joke in Johnny Bravo

Femcel just admit you are a radfem lesbian

Reverse this and it'd be perfect
>a girl that is quiet and shy in public but dominant in bed, desperately wants to choke partner despite small/frail frame

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>whether or not shes quiet and shy in public and dominant in bed or grumpy and assertive in public and submissive and quiet and bed depends on her mood

tfw OCtards lose yet again

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Husbandos are life.

Most men are fine, but thanks for the write up, though.

>thinks my issue was with people liking sexy people
Learn to read. For the third time - liking hot people is fine, what I find annoying is when people argue that said hot people aren't actually hot to delude thenselves into thinking they have decent standards.

>doing well
I'm doing ok. Better than the majority of people on this Tumblr-infested board.

>All the time

I bet you have fun taking your gloves off and putting them back on everytime you do something that requires finger dexterity. That aside, I'm glad that you set the glove standard for humans everywhere. Where would we be without No-Sweaty-Hands user?

seriously Husbandos are not at all good for your mental health

gloves need to make a comeback

We need gloves as a fad back about as bad as we need leg warmers back.

leg warmers were cute tho

it's more common than you think
dated a really shy, quiet girl once. she liked biting. like, hard.

that didn't last. if I wanted to fuck something that bites me I could go out and fuck a stray dog.

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watch this and blow your mind
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GYaVwMiRE

Shit taste.
What did she look like?

Filipino, glasses, born in the us.

she had an overbite too so like, that parts funny.

>it's more common than you think
>dated a really shy, quiet girl once. she liked biting. like, hard.
>that didn't last.
Can't have been easy coming out of the closet before the early aughts.

patrician taste, right here

Nigga I don't like having to bleed every time I finna nut

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so would shark girl be overtly goth or just goth lite? because thats the impression i get from the image.

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>"hey, this prompt looks pretty cute! let me give it a try!"
>start trying to draw a qt goff gorl
>it turned into a depressing self-portrait of my late teen years
o-oh....... oh no. this was a mistake.
I'll never be as cute as OP girl or Mavin or Tomoko or Momo (more crappypasta than goth but still) or Creepie or Lenore or Hex Maniac or any of my cartoon goth favs!

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you just have to believe

tits or gtfo

why didn't you bite her back I'm sure that crazy bitch would have loved it

May as well describe how you look

oh boy here we go again

This, I hate biters and those that dig their nail hard on your back skin.

I get it they are enjoying it but for the love of God that shit hurts.

Im having fun with her too much now ...

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That's the point, you peanut-brained eunuch

I’ll be the one to tell you you ruined her by making her fat

>dated a really shy, quiet girl once.
And you let her go, dude?

Give this one a backstory.

Thanks, that's very sweet of you. Perhaps I will have to cocoon myself from the summer's horrid sun rays until the first sign of fall coming.

You can have Alice Angel's flat tats, plus a witch friend. No timestamp, it's almost 4 here and I'm tired.

Nah, I'll pass. I read a little further down and I think I'd be best if we just forgot about this thread and tried again another time for a nice sfw Yea Forums goth girl thread that doesn't read like I just opened the cr*st*l c*f* tab.

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How does it feel to have the worst taste in this thread?

OP here, ill try again with this thread tomorrow.

And that's why you're a little bitch.

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Feels patrician man. Glad I never fell for the fat meme.

I enjoy it more when they quiver and can't tell you Wether to stop or not, I really appreciate when they try to lock you in with their legs but they are quivering to a point they can't.

Meanwhile a biter tries to hold into you but only digs her fucking nails on you and if they are shorter than you they don't have the decency of biting you in the rough part of the neck, no you get bitten in the nipple for crying out loud, and they clamp fucking hard as the rest of their body gives up.

The bitches draw blood you sick fun, sex is supposed to be fun not some shit I have to worry about putting oxygenated water in my neck.

She enjoys teasing her other goth gal friends by using a thin thread to pretend she has bonner. She is a regular mortician and is good with a needle, chose her work because it sounded metal af but went through everything and just thinks her job is not all she hoped. Still pays okay, but she wishes her life was better and uses odd humor to make things better.

Why the fuck do you need vaseline for jerking off?

>almost 400 posts in
>nothing but just a single piece of oc for OP's character

wew
btw thanks for corroborating my belief that women are and will always be sicker and more disgusting than men

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"Tumblr is the voice of reason" - Yea Forums, 2019.

It definitely appeals to my dick in a big way.

Nope, just a Tumblrite trying to sound relevant.

Sharkteeth girl is all I really wanted out of this anyways. I just wanted to see what people would do with a personality and back story

dios mio...

It's either Tumblr or pic related, unless you have an another candidate

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i'd smell her butt

No, it's fine, I just found the quote funny.

Unironically get laid. Suffragattes are the last females you want any advice from as they are butthurt spinsters determined to make everyone as miserable as themselves.

Perfect for mating-pressing

>"you must be part of the group that exemplifies male entitlement the most"
I hate you but this is based. Terf haters can hang themselves

The same lazy rules apply to men too. See ichimatsu, hes adorable.
Btw, someone post pics of female ichimatsu. For scientific bi reasons, pls.

Cook your pasta elsewhere.

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i abosolutely would date someone who looks like this

too bad most of these girls end up being lesbians

wtf she is real

Is this really Orange or was I memed on?

Good taste

No its not.

if it was actually aqua teen girl squad then it would be
>Edgy is the shitty hedonist doing whatever makes them happy, usually making the other 2's lives a bit sader, literally just master shake except a thicc goth girl.
>Sparkle insists their life is fantastic, and they are happy, despite their life being shit, mostly because they ruin all their own shit worse than edgy does, starts a lot of problems for the other 2 because of childish bullshit. think meatwad but with more anger and less compassion.
>tumblrthe "voice of reason", like later flylock, pseudo intellectual with a false moral high ground, routinely fucks over the other 2 for minor reward, then preaches how it was the right thing to do.

This thread taught me that femcels exist in real life. I thought they were just a myth lol

I do get laid
I have sex with my Husband about once a week
we don't do any bdsm of kinky stuff Its just missionary(my favorite position),cowgirl(his favorite position) and oral
and I greatly enjoy having sex with him

mother of three that has a midlife crisis and tries to have her goth phase at the same time her oldest kid is supposed to be having his goth phase

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that beyond retarded inward feet stance is the most infuriating thing. And it's everywhere

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She just really wants to take a piss ok?

>I've touched two whole seperate penises

No offense, but I must know how you ever managed that

Everybody's got to sleep some time.

That's what piss troughs are for.

Yeah.

anal while holding the tail up would be totally suffering right now.

Okay so its pretty much just ATHF?

In my experience, the one type of girl that can manage to be just as fucked up as the average Yea Forums user are almost always lesbian.

See

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>psst, user. Want to know what gills feel like?

good job drawfag

>gills
Sounds pretty fishy.

Wasn't there an anime of this?

WHAT THE FUCK.
context, please?

Shape of water official comic book adaptation

>Wasn't there an anime of this?
yes, but I can't rewatch it ever again knowing whats going to happen and that 2 of the VA's are dead

>calling out the other femanon for being desperate for boys to pay attention when you've hijacked the entire thread yourself to the point where you respond to every single (you)

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maybe its because woman are more vain and therefore resort to make up and tricks to make up for their insecurities in the arms race that is dating. but nah im sure its someone elses fault it always is

Bisexuals exist ya know..

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I disagree with some of what you've said but you are very intriguing and made this thread interesting. But tell me is something eluding you, sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see?

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>everyone are responding to "grill"
>no one said tits or gtfo yet
I miss the old days.

It must be a bitch to keep those teeth healthy. Unless the outer ones are made from the same stuff tusks and horns are made of.

yes

Mileena to get out in the sun.

It's more about the cooling sensation

Could you do this?

How is it possible for one person to have such shit taste?

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could you draw something based on also, you got a place where you dump your art?

>how long has it been since you talked to your dad?
Okay sluganon I laughed.

kek
cope harder meat flabs

I would if there is no penis

What the fuck did I just read?

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You sound like a disgusting person. Both on the outside and on the inside.

My manifesto. Also a literary illusion to my favourite book.

>you're ugly so you're bad

>>you're ugly so you're bad
this but unironically

>being this obtuse
You sound like a genuinely shitty person, and not just in looks. Was that better?

>I’m mad because I’m a dried up clam

Your entire post and responses user. Get fucked

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ugly people are not human
you know it, and men know it a hell of a lot more than you
grow up

Everything was Par for the Course until one crabby femanon posted about how she can’t find a boyfriend.
My fucking sides

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If that's your stance, fair enough. Respectfully disagree.

>rephrases statement with no additional points or data
Brainlet confirmed.

I assure you it's very moist.

They keep falling for it.

No one asked about your vag user. This is a blue board.

Holy shit, a female incel. Nice.

who hurt you femanon?

LARPing trannies don't count as girls. Stop biting the faggot's obvious bait.

Thanks for the inspiration.

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tits or gtfo.

Naisu.

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13 hours too late, but I appreciate the jest.
t.

The funny thing is that user was probably talking emotionally/psychologically fucked up but you're the shallow one thinking they meant their looks rating out of 10 since you're fucked yourself in the head taking internet hyperbole bullshit seriously.

This thread reminds me of an older thread.

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Cringe

you’re an idiot. her point wasn’t that it’s wrong to prefer hot people who appear effortlessly attractive, but that it’s disingenuous to claim that you like people who are “fucked up” and/or “average” while having that preference.

I think a lot of anons are missing the point of this post. She's angry how men will claim that they want a homely plain girl, but in reality they don't. They still want a hot Stacy type but SAY they want someone plain and Tomoko tier. Someone actually plain like the above user comes along and gets rejected. False hope basically for the femcel posting.

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Casual attractiveness isn't casual. Shit takes work to keep up.

Tusks are regular teeth, only bigger.
The external teeth won't have anaerobic bacteria, at least. And if you eat like a regular human being you won't get foodstuffs on them.
Still, givent that she has skin between her mandibles, that doesn't look like a useful trait. Unless she's venomous and kills prey with it.

On a sidenote, why are the cute monstergirls always introvert nerds? An happy, partygoing girl with "deformities" would be a far more interesting choice, narration wise.

The above user was anything but plain.

>6 hours later
>femcel is still posting
I say it again, the moderation on this site is an absolute joke

>it’s disingenuous to claim that you like people who are “fucked up” and/or “average” while having that preference.
is it, tho?
I would be inclined to agree if the discussion was giving average, fucked up women a makeover to bring out their "inner beauty" to the fore. instead the discussion is about accepting and being attracted to average women with attractive features you find appealing enough to pursue despite them not being 10/10 cover page glamor models.

just because the overall standard has been lowered due to fat-acceptance and other forms of inclusiveness doesn't make average looking people any less average or fucked-up.
and that's just taking the physical into account, never mind the fucked up quirks in behavior like booger-eating, blackhead picking, nail-biting and/or whatever other gross disgusting habits humans enjoy in their private moments.

now now user
at least two of those posts have been deleted... hot pockets don't come cheap.

I guess I'm late to the party but I recall drawing this one in one of the older threads. Guess it's appropriate.

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Can someone explain the goth/dark themed fetish to me? I don't get it.

>space goth
I'm interested

it's simple. I see it and it makes the peepee hard.

Can everyone stop giving the tranny the attention it so desperately wants?
>wahh I hate how men give attention to these 2D "fake" stacys! they're not actually REAL ugly like 3D me
>unabashedly responds to every single (You) they get like a kid with ADHD
What a load of shit

she needs open toed shoes, maybe hipster sandals

>Can everyone stop giving the tranny the attention it so desperately wants?
But user, doesn't it only just disprove the she-beast's argument? Look how much attention she's attracting with the pheromones emanating from her bloody unwashed piss flaps!

the lads have gone mad, I tell you!

So what we had so far for shark teeth girl is
>grumpy and depressive exterior with soft and expressive interior
>only goth-lite, just likes the colors and comfy clothes
>versatile in bed, can be dominant or submissive depending on mood swings
>possibly half monster
Is this correct?

>That user who wrote about goth princess being super girly and a stereotypical pretty princess on the inside but needing to be an edgelord due to family tradition.

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And now she is in space. Nice.

I expect this behavior from /k/ and the vatniggers, but not from here

Above user is as plain as r9k is filled with normals.

post-comicgate Yea Forums is a weird bunch.

Sounds about right

>a female on Yea Forums
oh no, your virgin eyes

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>leaves home and goes to space for one of the classic goth girl motivations like "my parents dont love me :("
>cant go back because space is actually hard and she has no money
>joins up with a space pirate crew and has wacky space pirate adventures

This thread is still up? Cool. Would a drawfag consider doing something cute with the goth girl on the right? Claire.

Have some fun with it.

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there is no penis to be found on this one

Are you new?
I know you are.

Please, user, don't make me draw Finn as a goth girl(male), I beg you

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Draaaw iiiit!!!!

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Actually i just want them to kissing each other.

Dont delude yourself, this seething MtF is nowhere near as bad as armatard and his ilk

OR Here:No,i just want them to make out each other that's all

Remember how this led to nothing since Hiro wouldn't put in any work himself

DO IT

Don't you get the memo?

You're telling us like we care.

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Hello it's me the OR here,who post thisIf you don't want to do it's fine,i just want them to kissing each other on the mouth while hugging,that's all i wanted.

>"I piss in a trough and eat the crusty shit that's left behind once my piss evaporates"
>"That's gross"
>"OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A QUIRKY INTROVERT GF, DOES EATING MY OWN PISS WEIRD YOU OUT? THIS IS WHY I'M SO MAD I DON'T GET MALE ATTENTION, BUT ALSO I D-DEFINITELY DON'T WANT M-MALE ATTENTION, B-BAKA!"

The shit you've described isn't "quirky" or typical of "introverts" or even "slobs". It's the kind of shit that would have gotten you lobotomized in the 1920s or punted off a hill at birth in ancient Sparta.

Girls tend to be the default avatar for things, even masculine things.
Though I admit, the default avatar for Yea Forums should actually be a greasy manlet that looks like he's been working out for two months max and alternates between living at home and living with a friend in a shitty apartment.

based and cutepilled

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>I had a couple of boyfriends in the past
So what I'm hearing is that you're a normie who wants desperately to be an underdog

I'm the Amy Schmer of Yea Forums.

I used to get really bad pain in my vulva but then I blasted it with a shower head and I felt fine. Guess smegma built up around the clitoral hood.

I've had sex, but merci beaucoup.

I hate troons, actually.

Thank you! Someone who can think.

This is a test from the mods. Like a vagina, the board must be a self cleaning oven.

>standards have been lowered
Learn 2 history. Etiquette guides further back had to explain why belching and farting at the table was wrong, whereas later texts focus on fork position. Your perspective is so myopic if you think "fat acceptance" is indicative of any civilization wide trends.

>hurrr Sparta
If you knew anything about history you'd know about the xylospongium. If you're going to insult me, at least leave Sparta out of it, brainlet.

>default avatar
Maybe on Yea Forums where board tans and chibis are popular, but male is usually default.

>wants to be the underdog
Eh, not really, I just find the insane standards of anons laughable. But yeah, I'm usually such a norman I'm invading Bongland as we speak.

Cringe

>I hate troons, actually.
most MtFs hate themselves, so the story checks out.

you mean they actually want you to bathe? oh no the horror.

They don't really hate themselves, they hate women and are deeply narcissistic, but okay.

Do try to read, the thread before getting triggered and screaming baselessly. And I do bathe. That's where I masturbate and loosen the calluses on my feet from running so I can peel them with an exacto-knife.

>this is a test from the mods
a test in how little they need to do their job, more like.

>They don't really hate themselves
MtF delusion. trannys hate themselves but repress it so they can feel like they made a good decision, and when they cant repress it they kill themselves.

Hair long or hair short?

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you make a convincing argument for both.

Long if sticc
Short if thicc

Dude I married my neighbor from childhood, she wasn't that much of a girly girl and liked(still likes) to watch dragon ball and action cartoons with us or play futbol.
Most of us will marry that plain homely girl that reminds us of home, now I can watch cartoon with her and my kids.

Dont give up hope femcels, unless you are completely rotten inside someone will make you happy.

>having children
basedboy low T cuck confirmed.

More to see if you guys can self regulate. This is pseudo-Socratic.

Any male who feels entitled to make a woman shave his balls or wave his dick in a changeroom clearly loves himself more than he cares about other people. He might entertain delusions of self hatred to fuel his self perception of a victim, but only to justify their awful behaviour. It's self serving.

That's very sweet but I was discussing broad trends on consumerist attitudes regarding sexual attraction and self perception, etc.

do you not know what an MtF is? i dont think you do.

How sad do you have to be to criticize people that wanted a family from the beginning.

My parents have a good marriage, her parents had a good one too. It's only natural we wanted a nuclear family.

>More to see if you guys can self regulate
so... not doing their jobs of moderating? thats what this is.

being a nuclear family is actual cuckolding for the father. he has to provide for the entire family while the wife gets to do nothing and poison the kids minds by making them hate the father if he doesnt cater to the mother.

A man.

I think he was baiting you, but there is this pathetic trend amongst robots / incels where married men are dismissed as "beta bux beta cucks". It's classic sour grapes psychology, it also helps fight off any meaningful criticism of their ideology by someone citing the number of successful marriages as a counter to "tfw all women r evil whores".

TLDR: they're jealous, user, fuck 'em.

You could always ignore me and not need the mods. Mommy's trying to teach you self sufficiency.

>A man.
correction; MtF is a mental illness.

Oh I know. I see it all the time of average folk and even uggos ending up with happy lives and marriages. I'm just pointing out the point the previous user was making. Its here on Yea Forums, reddit, and other similar sites in love with 2D media that tend to have the mindset of
>"All I want is someone plain or even chubby like the thicc girls in my anime and cartoons"
>Meet said girl irl
>"oh god no, fuck that. "
>Then turn around with
>"Why does no one love me, guess I'll become a trap or incel."
I mean at least on Yea Forums we accept 2D is always superior and 3D can't compare.

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>"All I want is someone plain or even chubby like the thicc girls in my anime and cartoons"
but no one said that. the thread was just about creating a backstory for a character design. the most anyone got close was someone saying they want people similar to them, which for many people is true.

the mods signed up for a job, and they are expected to do it.

already got one.

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>waaah, waaah, my standard of hot is other people's standard of average, waaaaah

You realise someone can be mentally ill and a man? They're not mutually exclusive.

Exactly, and I appreciate you clarifying. I see theads all the time about average gf, and while some are definitely trolls, some comments are clearly indicative of the insane standards that develop amongst losers who never go outside and only consume media. Look at Yea Forums, for example. A bunch of creepy pedophiles shriekinh about a woman's elbows being too pointy.

And 3DPD, 2D is master race.

Sure, but individuals are responsible for the upkeep of the community.
>signed up
>expecting unpaid people to do well
Nice joke. Capitalism, learn about it.

>thinks we're bawwing and not mocking these people

Go back to r9k you fucking sperg. You’re disgusting and should feel bad about your very existence.

>still seething under the pretense of "haha no u"
I wish I had the deluded confidence of someone who eats their own piss and spends hours crashing a thread by crying about how men don't find them attractive, only to seek comfort in the imaginary arms of imaginary boyfriends

A home school latina with conservative catholic values is cucking?
Working in my own shop that I built from scratch is cucking?
Dude I'm my own fucking boss, well I would say that but I respect the costumer dealer relationship and I can proudly say the customer is our boss, kinda of my own motto, it resonates well with our demographic too in these anticonsumer times.
Seen my fair share of angry spergs and jealous women, there is this horrible pussy hat wearing cat lady that bitches at my wife for promoting white supremacist, my wife is a fucking latina for crying out loud.
Not precisely a looker but I always had a dadbod and I liked hiking, hunting and wrestling, my wife had an awkward face were being girly was the norm, this was back in the day when you could be a tomboy without activists trying to make a woman remove her tits, so she sorted it out, and to be honest I could never stand women that wear too much make up.
She never really got to have a real boyfriend growing up while I jumped in popularity by having a growth spurt and being good in our wrestling team, Let me tell you that not all cheer leaders are mean whores, most were good girls in extreme fit shape like the band boys but there were a couple of rotten ones that wanted to eat the V cards of every sports guy, I'm so glad I dodged that bullet and instead asked my friend out formally, some years later I got her pregnant and my grandmother gave me her ring to ask her to marry me.

We have been happy since that, despite a couple of hard times dealing with a low paying job and our first girl, but I persevered got enough rep to ask for a recommendation for a loan and opened my own shop, I can proudly say we are in the black and that loan will be paying itself in the following 10 years so we can start saving for our children college if the need arises.

I mostly visit Yea Forums because I watch cartoons with my wife and kids, some shit never changes.

There’s introvert and there’s a slob.
You’re so damn close to the upper echelons of being a slob fa/tg/uys will think you’re a Nurgle Worshiper.

>A home school latina with conservative catholic values is cucking?
yes. and your kids are mixed. ultimate cuck.

NEW THREAD SINCE THE THOTASS WRECKED THIS ONE

>but individuals are responsible for the upkeep of the community.
as are the people who have upkeep as their job. if they cant do it, find someone who can.

I fell in love man, I hope you can experience it one day.

What other anons are saying right now, they're just baiting you. You have a good life they wish they had.

>rayguns and latex jumpsuits
that's my fetishes right there

>draw hot or cute girl
>pale skin, black hair, thin and small so I can pretend she is ugly
>give her weird hobbies so I can increase the uglyness delusion
>not like other girls kind of bullshit personality
>make other characters pretend that stacy with bags under eyes or gothicc loli is fucking ugly
>draw other girls as generic nice looking so you can fool everyone by making the mc look different so it obviously means she is ugly isn´t it?
>lol girls shouldn´t do this or make jokes about that, you didn´t expect that isn´t it?
>retards beliebe their waifu is somehow different or special because she is a womanlet with black hair or autistic stacy
>delude thenselves even more by pretending their fascination is from the personality of said character

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I should but I don't!

You sound a bit upset, good thing I can't hear your tears over my vibrator.

I never found tabletop guys to be gross hygiene wise.

How about you?

Thanks for the link :)

I love how this is such a straightforward point and yet everyone who makes it gets shit on.

It's clear it struck a nerve with people.