Why is pizza so expensive there?

maybe some of the money goes to a charity

Because capitalists appropriate LGBT culture in an attempt to make money and frankly I love it because it shows that we are being accepted, so who cares if Hallmark is making shitty gay greeting cards at least they are making some at all.

Event food and drinks are usually way overpriced like at sport arenas, movie theaters, or music events.

no i dont

I though Dobson caused inflation

cuz youre a homosexual, the gays flaunt in your face that they have the gay, are prone to violent mood swings and love expensive shit

>amethyst will never stick your dick between her titties in a back corner of the street as pride day goes on
>you will never cum on amethysts 5 dollar pizza slice

Oh u

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Or maybe the artist is a normal person and didnt think a bunch of weirdos would give him shit for such trivial detail so he just picked a random number.

Square pizza is so disgusting to make they have to charge double

Why live, I guess?

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yeah
beach city is a tourist trap

Time to stop posting Steven

Because Koffi knows to gouge the gays.

You mean to say they squared the price?

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thats everyone on this board

It’s one of those jumbo slices that are basically half the pizza

So you're saying she uses it as a condom-ent?

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>Koffi and Fryman hike up the prices on the day of the pride parade
>Just get the cheapest dollar store stickers and slap em on the plates.

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CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Nigga, no normal person writes "$5 a slice of pizza" and doesn't think something's wrong.

Local business taking advantage of the faggot parade by raising prices.

Remember than a good third of those fanartists are from south America or Canada, where getting gringos to give you 5$ a month on Patreon is a legit career thanks to the exchange rate from USD. So those guys wouldn't know how much pizza really cost, look it up on google and find some hipster food truck selling 7$ a slice

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im assuming by the gays you mean eccentric flamboyant fuck boys

I fell for the tourist trap meme when I went to this highly reviewed pizza place. I thought I was going to get a small (as it was a hipstery sort of place) but proper pizza for the money I paid.

I got a slice. Beer was nice tho also expensive.

No nono, that's faggots. Gays and homosexuals are the 'normal' ones.

I work near a place that sells 5 dollar slices.
Mind you, their pizzas are massive so it's more like having a little over two slices.

It’s an upscale cause its nots pizza its pride pizza, I mean sure you could go for the regular priced pizza if you’re not proud or hate LBGT.

Because Beach City is a decrepit shithole that has like 30 citizens. They should be charging $50 a slice if they actually want to make a living of it.

Last street fair I went to had $3 bottles of water and $9 cups of beer. It wasn't even fancy craft beer or anything, it was just budweiser.

I remember there was an entire episode of Woody woodpecker where Woody lost his shit because 5¢ slice became 10¢

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Someone post the edits

*ahem*
Fuck queers.

>It's a big event in a town notorious for being a tourist trap
>It's probably made with rainbow food dye or like basil Leaves, Guacamole, Bacon, and Tomato slices for an LGBT pizza

Beach City got gentrified with the fury of a thousand hipsters, the gem temple is scheduled to be bulldozed and replaced with a Panera Bread by the end of the fiscal year.

Maybe they're huge slices.

>you will never cum on amethysts 5 dollar pizza slice

Well my day is officially ruined.

Do the gems pay property taxes on their giant statue home?

They have existed on the planet for at least a few centuries probably before America even existed so could they claim Native American status?

it's the price for white people

The best pizza place close to me is literally housed on an old renovated house next to a gas station. New York style pizza with the best sauce and toppings. They even have a pizza style just for the city's hockey team that is 6/5.

>Normal
>"Lol, how much is moneys? XD"
Quit trying to cover your ass. Your pic is bad AND stupid. Learn how economics works, hell, go down to a locally own pizzeria at LEAST. Freak.

So, what you're saying is that the place will go out of business under a year for the blatant sexism and racism?

Artistic economics is a serious matter here on Yea Forums

>Do the gems pay property taxes on their giant statue home?
Well, they aren't even citizens, IIRC.
So I guess not?

5 dollars is normal if it's a big slice with meat and spices and stuff on it, at least in CA it is.

>California

Everythings tripple the price there

knowing the pizza family, its likely the first one

>ywn have your cum-rags stolen by an Amethyst that's become accustomed to the taste
Death would be mercy from this hell that is reality.

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$5 a slice is perfectly normal for an event like a parade or festival. That's not the normal price but places do things like cut larger slices and then only sell by the slice while the event is going on.

Lemme tell you, Steven Universe is based on the east coast, it's the DelMarVa area. I'm from that area and you'd not get anything that ridiculous, even though Beach City is clearly based off of Ocean City. Even in that hell hole you can get a slice for like ... 2-3 bucks I wanna say.

In Manhattan there's the dollar slice gimmick too. Pizza is not something that should be priced at 5 dollars per slice.

The image is supposed to depict the horrifying collision of hedonism and consumer culture as well as the ravaging effects it has on spirit, mind, and especially body(notice the slight sign of worry for the future on the only character that is not overweight).

I'm looking at prices of pizzerias in Ocean City and their prices are like 3-4 a slice which 5 bucks a slice makes sense for an event like a parade.

Fuck, is that so? Man I haven't been to Ocean City in about a decade, so I guess this makes sense.

Yeah I looked at a bunch of menus and they were all like $3-3.50 for just a plain cheese pizza and then 50 cents for each topping.

No, the gems have no legal status whatsoever. In the eyes of the law, they don't exist.

I used to work on a airport food court and it was hell. The prices were stupid as hell, a slize was like 7 dollars but a whole pizza was 30. People would say it was like that so they would buy the whole pizza but no one did.

airports will be a different story usually because of the whole monopoly situation

>In the eyes of the law, they don't exist.

So rape is legal?

i loathe tumblr gifs like this that write a sentence and then clip a few words for the gif. what part is she saying, "could it cost?"

Glad i'm not the only one with this pet peeve

Finally someone said it.

Democrats

They always horrifically low quality and with awful framerates too, fuck them and fuck people that post them.

Whose making the pizza? It better be someone straight. I don't want some faggot getting cut and some of his AIDs written blood falls in the tomato sauce and everyone including myself gets infected with AIDs. Because would have wasted 5 bucks and gotten AIDs.

Eat at Imo’s and tell me that

Carbon tax

This thread taught me the you autistic fuckers don't realize that pizza by the slice is usually larger than a regular slice and its usually more expensive than if you buy the whole pizza.
Almost everywhere here has pizza by the slice in the 3 to 6 dollar range with places like Fat Slice charging 5 dollars.
If it's in San Francisco, that price would actually be cheap.

That's a good goy now eat (((your))) rainbow burger.

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Never go to the dollar slice places unless you are too drunk to care.

Tell you what, user. If you can manage to rape a gem, I'd say you earned it.

The pizza price tag is literally half the size of Steven and has so much empty space around it, that it's one of the first things your eyes look at when you see the picture.

libs don't understand economics amirite folks dohohoho

Why does Steven look so hyped and excited here, anyway? Theres nothing fun for kids to do in a pride parade. Parades in general are boring, and you have to be a legal adult to partake in a pride parade sex tent.

Over by Washington Square Park and the Chess Forum I remember there being a place that has pizza for a dollar a slice. Most other places I've seen are also like 2 bucks. I'm upset at the cost of that pizza I see there in the window.

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To be honest they won't even go to the sheriff to settle it. They're more likely to find you and do far worse than any legal Court could do. So I don't think it's a good idea to be honest.

But it is legal and it is a rape earned.

Because it's a PRIDE pizza. Gay pizza costs more because of all the social justice that goes into making one.

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Straight, but you'll still get AIDS. Of course the AIDS you're going to get isn't degeneracy AIDS, it's the AIDS acquired by a childhood of bush wars and massacres. The kind you get during a 12 year haze of gunfire, brown-brown, cutting the limbs off captives, more rapes than you can remember, and trading blood diamonds the size of eyeballs. Today he might be a humble pizza maker, but it wasn't so long ago that they called him Kofi Machete Machete.

He's not sure why, he only carried one machete.

I would think illegal aliens with no citizenship or legal status at all aren’t allowed to take care of a child.
Child Services trying to take Steven away from this unfit home should be the next season’s plot.

I would love if earth's government us the main antagonist of the final season. It would fit right in with the timing, too. Gemkind is nearly at peace with earth and the cured corruptions are settling in their "new" home. Humans finally made use of all that abandoned alien technology. Imagine those centipeetles being cured, only to be destroyed by weapons made from their own ships.

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>BUY, BUY IF YOU SUPPORT QUEERS AND TRANNIES, STUFF YOUR FACE FOR PRIDE AND SOLIDARITY
It will never not be hilarious to me.

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>big villain is a Trump expy who wants to deport all the gems and build a wall that Homeworld is going to pay for

>Homeworld shrugs and obliges since Gems don't need the same environment as Earth
>Steven, Amethyst, and Jasper have to figure out a way to escape Earth

That... is expensive?

Man I need to go to USA.

$5 a slice isn't uncommon in tourist trap places.

A single slice of cheese pizza at Disneyland is $8 and it's awful quality.

I know this is just a meme but in sjw central aka. san francisco I got this for $4.50. It was pretty good.

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That's a huge slice, too. I'd feel okay paying $4.50 for that.

>I need a faceless corporation to give me self-worth by indulging in my glorified hedonism crusade

I love how literally every character on this show is gay, I mean, I dunno much about who they are or their personalities and stories, but every character on the show is gay, and that’s really awesome, You don’t need a story or personality to be cool af when you’re gay af.

>WHUMP
Pizza Time.

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shit man, even like fucking Whole Foods stores up in LA don't charge more than $3.75 (2 slices for 6 bucks), and those are the size of dinner plates.

Yeah, they're like about that size.

Nobody should have to pay for shit like Budweiser.
Hell, even PAYING someone to drink Budweiser is a stretch.

>That'll be 148.8$, Ma'am. And trust me, you will pay for these like you'll pay for destroying our society when white Jesus comes back to judge us all. Once we're done with you, we'll keep the pizza oven running for all the other degenerates

What did Raimi mean by this ?

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It was originally like 1.50 or something, but raising the price made for amusing shitposting.

Blue state tax rates (and unions)

Haven't one of the creators stated that Steven doesn't exist in any kind of legal sense either?

look where they are, if their shithole allows for such open display of degeneracy they will pay up 5$ for that pizza slice and hope their parents or government will refill their wallet next month

Pearl outright stated in FOOOBC that she isn't a legal citizen.

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