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Batman Damned #1 Storytime
Parker Scott
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Thomas Bailey
Caleb Campbell
Jacob Bennett
Connor Diaz
You know, like it or not, this book is going to be remembered as the "Batdick" book and not much else.
Nolan Jenkins
Logan Bailey
>As if that's a bad thing.
Jaxson Davis
Ayden Bennett
Leo Murphy
Angel Edwards
Eli Turner
Christian Parker
Bentley Robinson
Parker Wright
Is it the dick pic version or not?
Christian Murphy
This is the one with the Harley/Martha thing, right?
Nicholas Reyes
Adam Bell
Is this about how he became TBWL, or is this just another story where a fatally wounded Batman's too stubborn to roll over and die?
Noah Perry
Hey demons its m
Samuel Ortiz
ya boi
Kayden Collins
Adam Bennett
Nathaniel Mitchell
Joshua Rogers
I remember something about this book being a sequel to something else, but I forgot what.
Robert Russell
Being deadman is suffering
Ian Rodriguez
Joker and Noel (kind of)
Henry Watson
Lincoln Murphy
Oliver Martin
Man,Tommy banging chicks infront of Bruce is why he's fucked up.
Josiah White
Connor Cook
tis actually
Jayden Clark
If she as a good side check she would have adopted Bruce.
Tom needs to find better women. I mean, look at his bat worshiping death faking wife.
Julian Baker
spectre
Xavier Martin
Jonathan Peterson
run forest run
Colton Murphy
Tyler Jackson
Levi Anderson
get redy boiz
Luke Robinson
Jack Scott
Bentley Foster
NO! RECALL THIS!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Angel Richardson
Luke Smith
Nice, and juicy.
Aaron Peterson
THIS SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE
Jacob Jones
This is the dick that rocked DC to its core.
Mason White
Is it flaccid? It looks too big and girth-y to be flaccid. Why he has a semi-chub?
Cooper Hughes
Leo Bailey
He's probably not a grower and is just limp mostly.
Robert Miller
Slutty Zatanna
Hunter Murphy
>To Hell with the lad from KRYPTON.
Rent free.
Eli Hill
Brody Ortiz
Great page, stupid
Matthew Butler
>slutty Zatanna
What? This is easily as much or more clothing than she generally vamps around in.
Noah Johnson
Nathaniel Stewart
>read it in a Creole accent
>it's fucking Constantine narrating
>have to read the whole thing again in Cockney
Goddammit.
Adrian Miller
Evan Murphy
Is this fucking Den?
Ryan Phillips
Jose Sanders
Carson Thomas
This kills the Black Label
Brayden Ward
Jordan Edwards
why did this book come in such a weird format? How the fuck am I supposed to fit it in my longbox?
Dominic Cook
Tbh, Black Label needs more sexualization.
John Rodriguez
Gavin Morales
Holy hell, that's a big one.
Joshua Rodriguez
Evan Ramirez
How does he even have sex?
Ryder Ortiz
Parker Wilson
>image in a storytime
Shame on you user, you're right, but still.
Jaxson Anderson
Owen Powell
Squirrels can lie.
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Levi Torres
Logan Hill
Whoops.
Isn't the limit up to 250 now, though?
Ryan Ramirez
aand that's the end of batpenis folks, never seen ever again.
Oliver Ward
>Tbh, Black Label needs more sexualization.
No, the readers of comics need more sex.
"Adult", and I use the term here ironically, Superfriends books are just DC comics being willing to suck dicks for a dollar.
Surely by now WB understands that you build a reputation in media, brick by brick. and carefully curate your properties so that people trust them.
Thomas Allen
wtf is going on this comic. it's kinda like morrison's arkham asylum but worse
Eli Morgan
What the fuck is this
I don't understand, I'm retarded or something?
Nathan Hughes
That's a direct path to soullessness.
Nathan Rogers
Batman's in hell and the Joker's standing in for his absent father.
Gavin Evans
Reminder that Bruce wants to nut inside his own mom.
Christopher Long
Warner Brothers isn't a church, it's a media company with shareholders.
And it seriously needs to rein in some of the children playing with its toys. The Hack being fired is a pretty good start.
Tyler Bell
Man, the art in this series is amazing.
Jonathan Stewart
You're disgusting and not worth talking to.
Wyatt Smith
Bermejo's really fucking good, yeah.
Samuel Scott
Reminder that the Death of Tony caused grown men and girlfriends to weep in public theaters.
The Death of Truth, Justice and the American way elicited awkward chuckles.
Then tell me who's losing their "soul".
Carson Robinson
Doesn't matter who's losing it. What matters is why. Media companies at this scale are and always have been one of those reasons why.
Jackson Morris
Can we talk about how shitty an artist Jim Lee is in comparison to Bermejo? Fucking same poses and shit since 1970s. Lee needs to just stop drawing and act in the corporate level.
Eli James
>The Death of Truth, Justice and the American way elicited awkward chuckles.
Because it was shittily and soullessly done by a very desperate media company. Last (You), I'm not gonna abide shitposting in a storytime thread.
Jose Russell
Putting Batman's floppy dick in a comic book is an equally desperate act. I guess you are blind to that fact.
Sebastian Martin
did op die
Nolan Bennett
Wish I could rub it no homo
Bentley Hernandez
yes, i killed him
Robert Barnes
holy sausages and caves batman
Jace Ortiz
Deadman a qt
Brayden Barnes
>shits on Superman for no reason
Why?
Aaron Richardson
Because.
Jayden Russell
>Batcock
Okay.
Charles Scott
I like Deadman uniform here.
Joseph Roberts
Bruce should go to the dick doctor, that thing looks too to the right.
Brandon Walker
A lot animals lie, a lot of predators use deceptions to hut for pray.
Levi Russell
Consequences were never the same
Caleb Cox
Yes father I'll become a crow.
Elijah Martin
>Batcock
It's called the fucking BATAWANG