Jesus slow the fuck down, these voice actors talk faster than when someone's ass is on fire

Jesus slow the fuck down, these voice actors talk faster than when someone's ass is on fire.

Was this show originally meant to be 20 minutes long, but the scripts were already written, they had to cut the animation budget to 10 minutes so they had to speed up all the dialogue?

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What is Fred Durst doing with the cast of recess?

We replaced the mid to late 2000s deviantart fad of giving everyone plugs with giving everyone tattoos now. Especially upper forearm tattoos on white girls.

Take a fish oil pill for your soggy old brain, grandpa.

All the voice actors were actual kids, so they talked at normal kid speed.

I liked it better when tats were for sailors or bikers. Now everyone just looks like poor trash.

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Shut up and gaze into their pretty eyes and kissable lips. You cannot resist them, user.

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Gus was 100% gay

Are you rewatching episodes on youtube? I've always thought people are just speeding up the videos to avoid copyright detection. I don't remember the original episodes being that fast.

The gentle giant is always accused of being queer but I always thought that was low hanging fruit. Why not have the athletic afro-american be on the down-low? Much more nuanced.

Why do Buzzfeed artists always draw child cartoon characters as these "buff and attractive adults" Do they realize the average person isn't Chad or Stacy? I'm pretty sure the obese one would be dead.

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Gus is the one with glasses.

>You're right
Fuck me, it's been too long. Makes sense he'd be deep in the closet considering his Dad.

> All the voice actors were actual kids
One was not. It was the girl who played the tomboy.

I dunno. Ask Yea Forums drawfags. Or /aco/. They do the same

well, i like smut of my cartoon characters to be hot and sexy. I wouldnt want it all ugly and shit

mikey is more confirmed a hetero than vince gus or tj, he was in love with his music teacher

Yea Forums drawfags put effort into their stuff, Buzzfeed just traces already existing art and makes them into uncanny abominations.

I want to FUCK Mikey!

I wonder how many STDs spinelli has

>TJ has the same hat
How small would his head have to be if he can wear a fucking hat he owned in 5th grade?

>I'm pretty sure the obese one would be dead.
I was a fat kid and I didn't die.

>that episode where she got molested
if they dwell up on that. It could be at least two

>tomgirl
they either grow into fat dykes or the biggest sluts.

are you sure?

Tommy looks sketchy as fuck, like a guy who’d be selling me some drugs or used cars.

In middle school (or early high school), there was one fanfic where Tommy and Phil are drug dealers.

It's not buzzfeed, it's tumblr and deviantart.

Are you watching a rerun on TV? It's an unfortunately common practice to speed up episodes of older shows to cram in more ad time and a lot of people don't notice it.

...That and in some cases slowed down a notch. I remember my little sister watching some Peppa Pig on Treehouse and the sound is a bit lower pitched than usual.

>Tattoos

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I definitely noticed when I was in elementary (I was a big coward). I'd run out of the room at the end of rugrats during the credits just because I was scared of the weird face and noise it made. I had nightmares for weeks. I bought a DVD of Recess a few years back, so I know everything is fine (it really is just as you said; sped up for ad time).

>(I was a big coward)
And a big qt

Why does this look like a no-metal band

This has to be the most on point design. The only one who's off is the need because army fags always look serious and are more bulky from the training.

This isn't grown up...this is like 12th grade/college. Op's pic is "grown up"

Most teens I see do look like Chad and Stacys. Kids are more fashion and health concious than the previous generation

or how about none of them are gay? what would the odds be on that?

he tried to warn us Yea Forums

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It's a baseball cap, they can be adjusted

I seriously doubt Gretchen would get a tattoo

In 6th grade Spinelli accepted her Ashley persona and became a cheerleader in high school. She is a professionally trained ballet dancer, beauty queen and kickball champion so has al the skills she needs

I knew a guy in high school who looked exactly like Gus who was the definition of “gay BFF”, he always hung out with girls and he sounded like a sassy black women and would do hand gestures and snapping when he talked

spinelli would have a million hardcore tattoos
tj would have a shitty meme tattoo on his ankle that was funny at the time
gus, full amurican eagle across the chest
vince keeps his skin perfect
mikey is the most likely candidate for hipster inks
gretchen would maybe have one of those cyborg barcode tattoos that lets you open doors

>gretchen would maybe have one of those cyborg barcode tattoos that lets you open doors
She'd probably be the type who would get a magnet installed in her fingertip and then rant about how it's functioning as a new sensory organ.

>five seconds later, she is failed to clear an airport metal detector and is taken away by the feds

Medical waivers tho

Damn seems Tommy got Stu's ugly genes, Did they ever show what Lou's wife looked like? We know Drew takes after Lou so Stu must take after momma.

Nobody gives a shit about your life lardass.