Jesus slow the fuck down, these voice actors talk faster than when someone's ass is on fire.
Was this show originally meant to be 20 minutes long, but the scripts were already written, they had to cut the animation budget to 10 minutes so they had to speed up all the dialogue?
We replaced the mid to late 2000s deviantart fad of giving everyone plugs with giving everyone tattoos now. Especially upper forearm tattoos on white girls.
Jacob Richardson
Take a fish oil pill for your soggy old brain, grandpa.
Gabriel Cox
All the voice actors were actual kids, so they talked at normal kid speed.
Mason Taylor
I liked it better when tats were for sailors or bikers. Now everyone just looks like poor trash.
Are you rewatching episodes on youtube? I've always thought people are just speeding up the videos to avoid copyright detection. I don't remember the original episodes being that fast.
Julian Smith
The gentle giant is always accused of being queer but I always thought that was low hanging fruit. Why not have the athletic afro-american be on the down-low? Much more nuanced.
Luis Murphy
Why do Buzzfeed artists always draw child cartoon characters as these "buff and attractive adults" Do they realize the average person isn't Chad or Stacy? I'm pretty sure the obese one would be dead.
>You're right Fuck me, it's been too long. Makes sense he'd be deep in the closet considering his Dad.
Levi Gomez
> All the voice actors were actual kids One was not. It was the girl who played the tomboy.
Nathan Baker
I dunno. Ask Yea Forums drawfags. Or /aco/. They do the same
Logan King
well, i like smut of my cartoon characters to be hot and sexy. I wouldnt want it all ugly and shit
Grayson Nelson
mikey is more confirmed a hetero than vince gus or tj, he was in love with his music teacher
Jayden Cook
Yea Forums drawfags put effort into their stuff, Buzzfeed just traces already existing art and makes them into uncanny abominations.
Ryan Adams
I want to FUCK Mikey!
Angel Williams
I wonder how many STDs spinelli has
Adam Nguyen
>TJ has the same hat How small would his head have to be if he can wear a fucking hat he owned in 5th grade?
Elijah Thomas
>I'm pretty sure the obese one would be dead. I was a fat kid and I didn't die.
Grayson Nelson
>that episode where she got molested if they dwell up on that. It could be at least two
Gavin Robinson
>tomgirl they either grow into fat dykes or the biggest sluts.
Jonathan Ortiz
are you sure?
Camden Hill
Tommy looks sketchy as fuck, like a guy who’d be selling me some drugs or used cars.
Hunter Collins
In middle school (or early high school), there was one fanfic where Tommy and Phil are drug dealers.
Nathan Martinez
It's not buzzfeed, it's tumblr and deviantart.
Owen Evans
Are you watching a rerun on TV? It's an unfortunately common practice to speed up episodes of older shows to cram in more ad time and a lot of people don't notice it.
Colton Foster
...That and in some cases slowed down a notch. I remember my little sister watching some Peppa Pig on Treehouse and the sound is a bit lower pitched than usual.
I definitely noticed when I was in elementary (I was a big coward). I'd run out of the room at the end of rugrats during the credits just because I was scared of the weird face and noise it made. I had nightmares for weeks. I bought a DVD of Recess a few years back, so I know everything is fine (it really is just as you said; sped up for ad time).
Blake Hall
>(I was a big coward) And a big qt
Asher Edwards
Why does this look like a no-metal band
Julian Campbell
This has to be the most on point design. The only one who's off is the need because army fags always look serious and are more bulky from the training.
Matthew Cox
This isn't grown up...this is like 12th grade/college. Op's pic is "grown up"
Landon Turner
Most teens I see do look like Chad and Stacys. Kids are more fashion and health concious than the previous generation
Eli Martin
or how about none of them are gay? what would the odds be on that?
In 6th grade Spinelli accepted her Ashley persona and became a cheerleader in high school. She is a professionally trained ballet dancer, beauty queen and kickball champion so has al the skills she needs
Julian Thompson
I knew a guy in high school who looked exactly like Gus who was the definition of “gay BFF”, he always hung out with girls and he sounded like a sassy black women and would do hand gestures and snapping when he talked
Charles Ramirez
spinelli would have a million hardcore tattoos tj would have a shitty meme tattoo on his ankle that was funny at the time gus, full amurican eagle across the chest vince keeps his skin perfect mikey is the most likely candidate for hipster inks gretchen would maybe have one of those cyborg barcode tattoos that lets you open doors
Wyatt Cook
>gretchen would maybe have one of those cyborg barcode tattoos that lets you open doors She'd probably be the type who would get a magnet installed in her fingertip and then rant about how it's functioning as a new sensory organ.
Adam Gonzalez
>five seconds later, she is failed to clear an airport metal detector and is taken away by the feds
Robert Martin
Medical waivers tho
Jayden Gomez
Damn seems Tommy got Stu's ugly genes, Did they ever show what Lou's wife looked like? We know Drew takes after Lou so Stu must take after momma.