So I guess it's not just the ladies who love Spider-Man, after all. Well, not just the HUMAN ladies, anyhow

HE BECKONS, DO NOT NAME HIM.
Barneyfag

>Spider-Man now flirts with fucking horses

How CURRENT YEAR

oh man.. that hits right where it hurts.

In the next issue with him in it, He leads a strikeforce full of murderhobos into an angel occupied city at the behest of Thor, and manages to diplomance his way into having the angel commander there cease the occupation of said city. Oh, and of course the angel is a lady, too.

Human or animal, mundane or magical, bitches fucking love Spider-Man.

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>how dare they having fun!

Speak for yourself and yourself only.

>Avengers mountain

Hol up. What now?

Mountain-based Avengers stronghold, hence Avengers Mountain.

>passing charisma checks

So, Spidey's not only earned the affections of several human women, he's also garnered the attention of many otherworldly ladies, and that's not even taking into consideration crossover material, like with MvC.

If Spidey were an anime character, he'd be a harem protagonist. If he were a DnD character, he'd be a goddamn Bard.

Motherfucker , calm down , no need to shit on Luke

I might have underestimated War of Realms.

or it's the usual "main mini is bullshit but everything collateral is great"?

>that's not even taking into consideration crossover material, like with MvC.
everything in Marvel vs DC suggested that he(well, BEN, but that's the same thing) would have scored with Lois Lane if she wasn't already married to Clark

nice

SpideyxSakura is totally canon

He dosen't even need a crossover to attract females, just ask Lucina.

Bitches, man...

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Why do writers live shitting on him on everything else and at the same time let thirsty women cum in his presence?

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Man women are so childish looking in being horny, it practically makes them silly and goofy as fuck!

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...dude's just talking to a horse, man. Not sure what weird-ass subtext you're picking up, but I'm pretty sure it isn't there.

The Human Torch is a butt-checker, pass it on.

Will someone reincarnate the horse as a girl who chases Spidey around?

Is Spidey a boob guy or ass guy?

Damn, that artist sure wish they were Cory Walker.

How long SJW get hold of this meme and strongarm marvel into making spider-man a beta orbiter

fuck off and die

Five bucks he's a Leg man.

There's a dead Celestial in the antarctic. The Avengers thought it would be a good idea to hollow it out and turn it into a base, which they call "Avengers Mountain."

This book made me feel for a damn horse. 10/10 would read again.

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Is it a smaller Celestial than the Knowhere one?

You know, considering Cage fought Satan before he should numb to this by now.

So she has fanart right? She didn't die for nothing guys

If it talks, its sapient.
It's okay to fug, Spidey!

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>Johnny Storm in a nutshell
youtu.be/8DqiYkQWOI0

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All horses talk tho...

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I'll...feign I don't know what exactly this is implying.

I still say that if they really wanted to break up Pete and MJ that should have been the route they should have taken. Pete discovers he has a weaker, male version of Spider-Woman's pheromones and leaves MJ because he now thinks her feelings for him *may* be the result of unintentional mind control.

Luke, you had a polite conversation with a frog. Don't front.

>Step 1: Make clones is Spider-Man
>Step 2: Sell Spider-Man clones to bitches as their own fuckboy
>Step 3: Profits

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I love the Spidey/torch bromance

There's literally nothing here implying sexual attraction, you sick virgin incel degenerate.

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Stuck in the shadow of Stan’s writing

There is a connection

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She could be one of those horse aliens I guess

Stop getting worked up user

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Beautiful

Queen Arctorius was a badass. I'm sorry she's gone.

Diplomacy is a euphemism, right?

>Mutated Spider human impressed by talking horse........ after flying on it

ok

correct

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...

How do you think he affords all those labs?

This was pretty nice.

The Knowhere one was always abnormally big.

If MJ and Felicia are any indication, both.

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Nova was impressed by a talking dog after all the shit he went through in Annihilation.

>/tg/ on diplomacy