What are your expectations for the upcoming Batman reboot written by Brian Michael Bendis?

What are your expectations for the upcoming Batman reboot written by Brian Michael Bendis?

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Like I said in a previous thread, Bendis will ignore Duke's entire existence and create a black teenage female to become Batman, because not only can Batman be a black person, but Batman can also be a teenage girl.

I'm already started working on convincing Bendis about blacking Batman.

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It will have the same quality as his superman run.

So what's more pathetic; getting mad at what King is actually doing on Batman at the moment, or getting mad at scenarios you made up in your head based on the theory that Bendis will be getting Batman in 2020, which he likely will not?

Pretty much what was saying.

i mean honestly i'm into black female/white male relationships entirely because of how rare they are in entertainment media outside of porn, so I'm down with this.

dumb question as ask
if it has a vagina of course batman will hit it

Batman stops being a cutter and a child abuser but now is LGBT and has sex with The Joker or Hush.

Damian becomes part black (so he retcons Talia and Ra to be black), aged up, and gay for Jon. Let's see them racist fujos still love their precious pedo ship.

Who's the Kitty Pryde of DC that he'll shove in as a love interest to every character possible?

Stargirl? I don't know how John would react though.
Maybe Wonder Girl or Raven is a safer bet.

He said himself he didn't want to do it

>He said himself he didn't want to do it
Seriously? Oh, thank god.

Bruce probably have a black bastard that he doesn't know about. Wouldn't be surprised if the bastard is a black little girl with super intelligence surpassing Lex.

based

the kitty pryde of the batfamily would be steph

>written by Brian Michael Bendis?
I expect it to be shit.

I hope it won't be. But we all know it will be.

>inceptioning the BMB
nice

I think he grew up reading comics in the 80s and so Batman doing detectiving things, Jason Todd might return as his sidekick and Drake becomes the Red Hood

>What are your expectations for the upcoming Batman reboot written by Brian Michael Bendis?
Batman is black and Gay.

Does anyone else find Bendis to be rather... troubled?
Blacks Kids.

>Let's see them racist fujos still love their precious pedo ship.
Jason Todd is still a sexual predator and pedophile .

>Jason Todd is still a sexual predator and pedophile .
Same goes for Scott Lobdell .

Bendis is the reason I quit buying Marvel and DC comics, he ruined them!

It's become apparent that Bendis has crushes on various characters, and uses others to live out his own sordid Black fantasies.

Bendis wants to be a black man and have anal sex with Tim Drake.

Probably isn't one. Generation X writers jerk off to Kitty because they all had crushes on her as teenagers. Bendis only got into DC when he had a mid-life crisis in a Superman museum.

>Who's the Kitty Pryde of DC that he'll shove in as a love interest to every character possible?
Tim Drake.

>Bendis on Wally solo book
>Skips Wally entirely in favor of black Wally.

You know it'd happen.

I expect certain portion of Yea Forums to suddenly worship Bendis again and say he's great despite the quality of the stories being as piss poor as always. I expect people who were going "anything is better than King!" to suddenly be silent as fuck. I also expect a lot of stupid retcons and nonsensical storylines, and some type of dumb, poorly built up crossovers.

Batman already has had black girlfriend. Jezebel Jet, remember?

>Who's the Kitty Pryde of DC that he'll shove in as a love interest to every character possible?

Cassandra Cain. Can't wait to see how Cass fans will react to her talking in Bendis-speak.

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Rape?

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I'd read a Kid Flash solo, he could use a dozen issues to grow, but not a Bendis Kid Flash solo.

>Barry pops in every few issues to nurse Wallace's self-esteem
>shitting on The Rogues for looking silly
>Wallace goes to the future and the Flash Museum is all about him

It's not gonna be Bendis.

Explain

>Cass Cain
>Bendis Speak

Please god no. She's not supposed to talk at all, let alone quirky bendis dialogue.

I am confused

>Can't wait to see how Cass
Can't wait to see how Cass sucks a black cock.

was she fun?

Talia kills her.

Nah. Main character.
But Bendis could totally write a scene where Djinn tells Damian he's gay

ah

It's not even that common in porn. I remember a black gf lamenting this when we went to a porn store. She said how black actresses were relegated to a tiny little ebony section.

>Cass talking in Bendis-speak.

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and you believe him? he lies whenever he feels like it

>shit dialog
>complete ignorance of continuity
>plot holes a star destroyer could fit through
>people act out of character to further the plot
>black people

>barely one minute apart
Samefag or samefag?

both him and king are cucks with weird inferiority complexes towards black people and women so I doubt that what ever he writes will be any worse / better then king.
I really am starting to doubt that I will ever get enjoyment out of a DC or Marvel product ever again

>expecting sjws reading comic

When I was a kid I didn't see it often but I see nonstop white male/black female porn.

Even starting to see Asian dudes date Black women

It won't be THAT bad.

Bendis will be under tight editorial control, given how he nuked from orbit the sales for Superman within a couple of months.

They will probably have explicit orders that Bendis can't make any major changes and that he has to play nice with other writers "or else".

Best case scenario is that we get a bunch of 4-5 issue arcs that feature Batman taking on a member of his rogue gallery each arc. Maybe alternate sidekicks (one arc has Damian, one Nightwing, another Tim Drake, and another Jason Todd and then Batgirl).

I could see a subplot arc of sorts with Duke as the new Oracle.

I can also expect the first year to be like the first six months Bendis was writing the X-Men; tons of fan service before sales collapse and he starts pandering to the toxic elements of Batman fandom, ala Bendis pandering to the Rightclops fans.

So we'll probably get a Joker who doesn't kill and basically acts like BTAS Joker, Riddler who acts like Batman '66 Joker, maybe gay twink Penguin from Gotham.

Also, a new black love interest for Batman, because you just know Bendis will want to make Batman a player and shit all over King for pushing Batman/Catwoman like he did.

>Samefag or samefag?
Worse. Damanfag

Bendis fucks up continuity again. A reformed villain, probably Clayface, will go back to being a villain again. Damien gets aged up and turned in Ra's al Ghul's new young body. Barbara will get replaced by a new OC nigress as Batgirl. A random ass OC villain will make the entire Bat family job so that his new OCs can defeat him and take the spotlight.

so is Geoff Johns

A lot of easy jokes and and tired comments about specific Batman's rogues.
>What kind of name is the Penguin
>I can use my cell phone to solve your riddles
>Something something Madhater and pedophilia
>You know what really is scary? been Black in Trump's america.

Also civilians won't act like they fear or have any sense of danger about the things happening to them, also expect a lot of conversations in rooftops and dinners.