Favourite American Dad jokes

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>No you can’t date my daughter, look at you, no job, living out of your van, plus you’re always wiping you face.
>No I’m not?
>*sprays him with the hose*

Jeff's Dad is a pot dealer who framed his own son to take the heat.

American Dad threads are comfy. Just don't participate and filter if they bother you.

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>"For our, I wrote the melody and Klaus wrote the lyrics. I can't stress that enough. Klaus wrote the lyrics."
>33,000 emails. Where did they all go?
>Hillary makes me sick. Time to lock her up fo sho
>We are all the puppets and George Soros pulls the strings.
>Pizza Overlord. Pizza Overlord, the thing.
>"Klaus wrote the lyrics."

Somehow, American Dad made the high school bully stuck with a blue collar job even more scarier than it should be.

The 'all is lost' moment!

>COOOOMMMEEEE OOOON
>YOUUUUUUUUUU'VE
>GOOOOOOOOT
>TOOOOOOOOO
>BEEEEEEEEEE
>KIIIIIIIIDDDDDDIIIIIING
>MEEEEEEEE....

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>Feed the chicken.

>What?
>Why do you only speak Japanese?
>I don't even speak Japanese!

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So is Toshi supposed to be, like, super racist towards white pigs or something?

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Stan, Francine, and Steve's line delivery really makes these quotes work.

Toshi is supposed to be an Asian Nerd to round out Steve's band of misfit friends. His VA speaks Japanese, but makes the lines work.

My favourite jokes are the meta ones where there's an unseen character and the family assume it's just going to be Roger in disguise.
>The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and, shit, it's Roger isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

>He's taking over the whole place! Oh, good, at least I can take this class taught by Dalton Galloway.
>Oh, Hayley, does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me.

I remember that one episode where everyone is surprised a famous artist is not actually Roger. Even Roger.

>Sigh, its gonna be you isn't it? We're gonna get down to the office and its going to be you.
>....Its a strong possibility.

>he's the horse jockey and a secretary in the same scene

Q:Who goes to a thread just to say stop having fun
A:
>This faggot

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I'm quite fond of "Sneed's Feed and Seed, formerly Chuck's"

How about you fuck off to one of your Raven or Star threads, faggot?

which of them would win in a fight

>Steevw, it's Rowdyrowdy Piper, just kidding it's Roger I'm on a smoothie run just wanted to see what you wanted, I'll just grab you a protien power blend. I'll meet you in the gym in 15 get the sign up out of the way
*Vrooom crash*
>You clip me bro! Make that 20 bud I got clipped I'm okay, not everybody okay. Actually if could grab the smoothies that'd be a big help, and grab me a bagel, YOU CLIPPED ME CHIEF!
>hey Steve I'm out the courthouse, I'm not supposed to have my phone. Three people died in that accident they're saying it's my fault but that's total crap. Anyways if you could stop by the courthouse drop off those smoothies we could knock out those signups I got the forms with me. My manager offer to throw in some pilates classes, I've never seen him do that
"Hey get off the phone!"
>What'd you say to me!

"Steve, it's Snot. Turn on the news dude. Someone going bezerk at the courthouse shooting everybody up!"
>Steeve it's Rodge the Dodge charger. Listen my manager is freaking out about this deal I'm offering you. I can hold him off for a few, call me.
>Steve
>Steve-O
>S-man
>Stephan Urkel
>Even Steven
>Steven to Stevert
>Steven pick up the F#@*'N phone!
>Hi calling you Steven Smith
>Hello Steve this is the girl that you like

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I don't think I know this one, could you explain it, please?

Because it was made when GW was in office and offered plenty of material.

The joke is that everything he says is usually insults to the other characters for being complete retards, but none of them understand him and so they assume he's just rambling in agreement of them.

Evidence points to him being kind of a dick.
Or possessed by the spirit of a Samurai Warrior.

Because most of the jokes are based on playful banter rather than seething hate.

Banter is about all they had left after GW left office.

>(in Japanese) "Stan Smith is a dangerous menace. He nearly killed us. The harshest punishment is required"
>I didn't understand a word of that funny talk but it was clearly a touching tribute to you as a mentor, Mr. Smith

>Oh, thank god, I'm just his secretary.
>I'm an associate!

>Nathan! This is why you keep getting molested!

>I'm gonna rape him this time.

Then there's this genius.
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The part where he goes walrus mode is the best

Oh what time is it?

TIME TO KICK IT!

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Does it look like I'm made of money!

>There's so much beauty in the world.

Thread theme btw:
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>It was me, Roger, the whole time.

I think one of my favorite aspects of Stan is that he is a strong white Republican guy but actually had a pretty ghetto you
>Dad was a crook, only time he really spent with his dad was being a middle man drug pusher for garbage truck
>Dad left, force his mom and himself to move to the ghetto, even making Stan kill his dog

Stan had a hard childhood
>Daddy will you read to me?
>Who the hell are you?

The fact he molested his priest

Why does posting the same thread regulary rev redditourists so much?

>Actually Francine I seduced him. I don't know why I wanted him, but I wanted him. There was no actual fucking.

I don't know if that last line makes it better or worse.

I’m not even sure if Stan was telling the truth, from the looks of it, that Priest was not into it at all

This might just be me being fucking sick of politics after the last 23 years, but I think we were a little too hard on clinton in retrospect. The crass sexual jokes at his expense were too extreme. It's not cool to say the president fucks pigs and have him hit on marge, or glibly remark 'i'm a pretty lousy president'
I mean I laughed at the time, and I liked all the "he's a dumb hillbilly but his wife is smart and runs everything" gags from WB cartoons, but.. public figures do enough real shit wrong without having to invent fictional stuff, and all these years of people confusing SNL skits with reality and thinking bush or palin or whoever actually said this or that quote.. it's not okay to do that shit to slick willy just because he's a filthy democrat.

What?

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Because American Dad never turns into a soapbox. The political jokes are about absurdity, not Seth McFarlene jerking off to his own opinions and calling it "comedy."

You dont think it was a little harsh? Maybe even laying the boundaries for the nonstop whining we have now?
it rarely turns into a soapbox. once in a while it does.

Stan pls

>Marijuana episode
>Rush Limbaugh episode

I'd bet my left nut there's more but I quit watching years ago.

I see you forgot the Bush episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=XR3NtJALbOc best B-Plot ever.

I liked it.

But its okay to do it to republicans

This is an ooooold Sesame Street reference isn't it? My 70's youth is tingling.

>Makes fun of republicans constantly
*Crickets*
>makes of a joke about something Clinton actually does
OUTRAGE
not being able to laugh at yourself is pathetic

>breaking no anime pics Yea Forums rules

Chop low! Rob Lowe! Chad Lowe!

He said it's kinda fucked how SNL makes memes that are confused for reality. Like with Palin.

That wasn’t really politics, just absurdity

>Rando employee whose nametag reads C. Lowe
>Yeeeeeeeeeessssss?

I’m pretty sure that was supposed to be the actual Chad Lowe

>I guess I'll release the rice cooker from the internment camp...

Depends which version of Raven. TTGO Raven probably wouldn't want to fight, Star is batshit retarded so she'd fit right in with the TTGO world.

This show is better than it was in 2007 when that episode aired

MY EYES!
MY MOUTH!
MY BACK
MY BEGONIAS!
MY SHARONA!
MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING!
AUGH MY EYES AGAIN!

GODZILLA!

>is this true jeffrey, have you screwed us?
>we're all going to need fresh booties to go back in!

>Don't you do it Steven! Don't you dare go bananas!
>OHHHHH ITS HAPPENIN'
>DON'T YOU DARE
>NOOOO STOPPING IT NOW!
>You best not go bananas!
>HERE I GO
>Steve proceeds to bullet time dodge and OHKO Villainous Genius Barry in an autistic fit of frustration

It's seems kinda weird that the show doesn't even acknowledged that trump is the president...

It's for the best. They can still have great absurd humor, even after the move to TBS

agreed, it has been one of the few fox animations that actually got better with time.

maybe they don't want to pick the low hanging fruit?

I love this man but he is hilarious

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New episodes

Good. It’s lazy at this point to use Trump.

>Looks like Steve’s going bananas again

>He smashes out through the window onto the lawn
>...Yep.

He’s seems to be way more friendly in recent seasons now that Steve and his gang have become a poly-gay entourage.

Same here, what on Earth would be the point of bots or pajeet-bots padding a thread? Or is there a meta joke I'm missing?

The presidential episodes with Bush and Obama weren't so great. The Obama one basically stopped one inch short of Stan sucking Obama's dick. It's best they steer away from real life politics, to avoid situations like Family Guy and South Park are currently in.

>Mature Navajo bitches.

>young Francine leaves midnight Dixie runners trailer after a night of sex
>You guys remember that chick's name? I think I got an idea for a song
>Starts humming "Come on Eileen"

When Stan starts hanging out with Andy Dick

>Roger: "Oh no! He's replaced me with another fey Pansexual Nonhuman!
>Andy Dick: "Egaaaads, who are YOU calling Fey?"

That dude killed me. He just got so into the role, it was fucking great

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at this point in the greatest timeline, fiction cannot even begin to match reality and the writers' reluctance to go politically topical shows great humility and wisdom

Literally none. This show has always been unwatchable dogshit that somehow manages to be bad even by Mcfarlane's standards.

>dogs scratching the door

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Trump jokes have been lazy since before he became the president desu.

>Now I know it won’t be easy but try to forget about me. Do something nice for yourself. Get a massage. Go have salad with the girls. But if you just can’t stop thinking about this gorgeous mug, well maybe this will help.
>WAHGAGAHEBLEBLEH
>You’re welcome

Mature. Navajo. Bitches.

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That was a Family Guy joke with Lois.

>alt-retards don't know how to read

imagine my shock

>Daddy, will you teach me how to ride this bike
>I'm in a meeting