She intimidates all the guys in Clover. The real question is why her brother is still single, since he's one of the most eligible bachelors in the kingdom.
I've been missing out on most of the night since Titan started and my internet went to shit. I hope I didn't miss any good shitposting fun or anything.
>get home earlier than usual after finishing an event >naruto/boruto hour welp, time to take a shower, masturbate, smoke a cig/get stoned/masturbate in that order. Also, I noticed that HxH is closing Toonami now, when is AoT airing its 3rd season?
Still counting votes over here, folks. If you've made it this far, you're probably the kind to show up on marathon nights, and therefore have a clear stake in what the 2019 /tg/ Marathon Fapfic is gonna be.
Why does Boruto turn every other boy he meets into a faggot?
Anthony Butler
Yeah fuck State Farm
Justin Cox
lesbo
Jaxson Jones
>Making a new thread when I'm posting the Wishing Skeleton You have made a powerful enemy this day, Toonami General Guy. You're not secretly the Wizard King fucking with me, are you?
Waifu o'clock is the best time. Sorely tempted to punch out myself... but three day weekend, so equally tempted to go for the gold. Sleep well if you're heading out.
Hey Toonami Faithful. Tonight's game will be a celebration of the 7 years since the revival. Post the most significant and best post revival moments you can think of and then watch them slaughter each other for our entertainment.
Alright folks, here we go. Deep Space Radio here, and we've got some music for you fine fancy freaks tonight.
Let's start it off with some Veteran of the Psychic Wars by Blue Oyster Cult. youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ Something nice and weird and moody for this late night broadcast. BOC's good for this kinda weird eldritch rock kinda vibe. Kinda makes me think of Flash Gordon for some reason. Not much else to say, my descriptors are kinda shot tonight.
Bort is super popular and liked by all the other children and all the adults love him, too and even his enemies love him, while Naruto has to stop a nuke and become Jesus Christ to get 1 dude to stop hating him.
Ethan Bailey
Cause kishimoto was going for a weird feudal Japan industrialpunk mashup setting that he never really fleshed out because it's a low effort battle shonen manga
Wait, Orochimaru was responsible for those losers too?
Luke Lewis
Amaro is a shit pilot and character also a fedi sympathiser
Daniel Cook
Oh, here's a good follow up to that, here's Miasma by Ghost, from their Prequelle album. youtube.com/watch?v=BX335Z4esSU This one's an instrumental, but it's a cool jam, and has some damn sexy sax - not something you often hear cut into hard rock like this, but it is to damn fine effect. The finer eared among you might recognize the lick from the opening of their Dance Macabre video when the title card comes up. That's no mistake, as that's the song that follows this on the album. youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr63DiEUxw
Weren't these guy's Orochimaru's test subjects and they teamed with the Sauce specifically to kill the snake? Now they don't get to follow Sausage and just hang out all day with the dude who fucked up their lives?
Jayden Hernandez
At least someone here's got their priorities straight.
>Orochimaru intentionally inspires a rebellion to occur to make it easier for him to do things >doesn't really care that his own subordinate screwed over the plan nor what Naruto would do if it was ever found out
Just because they're Ninjas and in a peaceful world doesn't mean they would break tradition. That's like having Saiyans to stop training and settle down, and we all know how that turned out for Gohan.
Daniel James
Preparing to get the real mega buster in dead rising after 14 years of not having bothered.
Joseph Peterson
Bort should've been the load that got flushed down the toilet
He should really save them for when Origin is actually airing, so they are in context and not spoiling for people who havent seen it.
Matthew Reyes
it's ok because now he's doing immoral and inhumane experiments and sharing his research with the Leaf.
Connor Reyes
Let's go from that to this, here's You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring. youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-82oV2JE As usual, the Offspring sport some fine guitar work and a catchy as hell chorus. Lyrics are probably deep but I'm too tired to really look them up and understand right now. But it's cool, fun song, I like. Hope you do too. Dance, fucker dance.
That's normal in my neighborhood. Just hope they get fainter.
Justin Flores
Kendo is a sport with tons of safety built into it, it's not based on killing and hasn't been for over 150 years. Meanwhile they are still turning kids into walking WMDs
Julian Wright
That’s a funny way of saying Himawari, Chocho and Sarada
Alexander Howard
Hayoto and Kira's bathtime fun was top notch for me
all he'd need to do is focus on the back tingles and he'd be even more powerful than before, since saiyan midichlorians actually get stronger through relaxation
Sure I do! First, when a girl goes through puberty, they inflate like balloons, and they rub against the pelvis, causing intense bleeding since they're so fragile. The blood from this floods into the uterus and out the vagina, which is what a period is. Impregnation happens when semen floods into the uterus and into the ovaries, which soothes them, and prevents them from expanding. In the warm, flesh filled environment of the ovary, the sperm can flourish like a bacteria, and a baby grows in there from one especially strong sperm. If more than one sperm is able to grow, you get twins, triplets, quadupuplets, ect. After a period of 9 months, the baby becomes too big for the ovary, and begins to slip out into the uterus and out the vagina. This is how women give birth.
It's all very simple. Well, maybe simple for me, because I understand this so intimately.
Become stupidly powerful and even harder to kill, and then help save the world, making sure that the only people strong enough to kill you feel like it's not worth the trouble.
Brandon Lewis
I'm pretty sure that's not a bannable image
Christopher Fisher
Finally a like-minded individual.
Brayden Parker
You're meme ass shutting the fuck up
Aiden Ramirez
and for no fucking reason, Sarada shows up
Chase Turner
Did I stutter, shitlips? Even Bort is better than those three annoying waste of space
Asher Evans
It may not be a Toonami original moment, but sharing it multiple times with you was great.
Man, all this hard rock really deserves more lucidity than I have to give. Here's Rise Against with Savior. youtube.com/watch?v=e8X3ACToii0 I'm really distracted by all these furries in this video. I want to assume they're just supposed to represent people as animals in the general sense, and not actually be people in fursuits. Fuck why am I dwelling on that. This is a good song, and I really like the guitar and the vocals really get me going, but I can not get past these fucking fursuits. What the fuck?
What kind of shopkeeper gets picky about why paying customers want something?
Gabriel Barnes
Yes there is, I just told you: it's a sport. People compete in it, it's about scoring points now, not killing.
Training kids to you deadly killing arts is not even comparable. The entire justification for it before was the need to have a strong military for ninja wars. That's gone now. It's like how in Legend of Kora bending became a sport or a skill for work, not just a martial art fir war and self defense.
Get it's almost like they were within the time gap given
Isaiah Perez
I guess I'll argue that not all ninja missions are assassinations. Various ninja arts can be used for many things other than murder. One of Naruto's earliest missions was walking a dog.
Liam Davis
Someone who just does this shit to pass the time.
Carter Sanchez
Based kind-hearted granny
Henry Moore
I've got a soft spot for Rise Against.
youtube.com/watch?v=70hIRnj9kf8 >All because of you >I believe in angels >Not the kind with wings >No, not the kind with halos >The kind that bring you home >When home becomes a strange place
Why is Boruto such a fag? His dad is a faggot to but at least he doesn't pine over every guy he meets just one guy
Bentley Cook
So I didn't have anything else planned for the last slot. I'm usually better at having a good solid finisher, but I don't. So, here's more horror-themed surf rock from Russia. Maybe an album like this can carry you through Shippuden too. youtube.com/watch?v=E68P3Cgx2Ss If that one doesn't do it for you, try the other one posted earlier. youtube.com/watch?v=ktM83E4htw8 Maybe it does it for you, maybe I'm on a weird surf rock kick lately, maybe I need to go to bed. I'm going to do that one, actually.
Good night folks, we'll see you next week with our Godzilla-themed playlist, make no mistake, because even this tired, that hype is real. Be there! Deep Space Radio, signing off!
chill, just wait a few week and you can post with context. at least choose stills that look more intersting
Kevin Thompson
Toonami's back, Deadman sails, Kill la Kill, Dimension W fails, One Piece skip Skypia's arc, Dragon Ball returns and now overstayed it mark, Beware the Batman is a blatant burn off show, Sword Art Online sinks new lows, Cowboy Bebop airs again, Samurai Jack meets its end, Space Dandy airs in the US first, FLCL gets there too, but else were we going to do?
They'll never end Toonami, have no fears we've got series for years.
Maybe we'll air Sgt Frog? Maybe Berserk one day, once we figure out how to air it.
Maybe we'll air a new special, were something happens dodododo
Sorry for reruns, have no fears we've got series for years.
Logan Reed
That's right, she only prostitutes herself for the Hokage!
I honestly forgot that but remembered it immediately after posting
Liam Garcia
Why are you posting random images?
Alexander Bennett
God I'm still pissed
Camden Roberts
So are you a dude because that momocon appearance made me think girl.
Grayson Morris
He's way less autistic than Sai. He's a relatively normal kid at this point and does autistic shit on purpose half the time. Sai took years to fully understand how to even attempt to properly communicate with other people.
Adrian Cooper
this was a filler episode, a staple of shounen. They had an action plot with fighting and other dumb shit, but after if ended, there are a few pointless episodes to pad the episode count as a breather before the next actiony plot kicks in.
is not a single moment, but a little after the show came back, my brother and I used to get fucked up together and leave Toonami as background noise while we played vidya, and paused it when a show either one of us liked started airing, but I could also add the premiere of Space Dandy, the both of us loved the show. Now we barely talk to each other, he was in town a few weeks back and went to see the new avengers with his friends and didn't even bother calling me to at least chill for a few hours. My little brother used to be my best friend...
Someone leaked stills from a Toonami event into the thread. Someone told Demarco on Twitter. Demarco said something about us calling him "a faggit". Much lulz ensued.
I asked the same thing about Feet, Lolis, shotas, Tomboys and watersports. It's not meant to be understood, nor do I expect to understand it if I'm not in the know.
I loved this shit, there was a major plot development every other minute.
Jonathan Scott
Why couldn't we have a Killer Bee spin off?
Blake Adams
Different, but not a bad send-off. Thanks again for playing, DSR!
Jayden Butler
This is when Kisame becomes the realist nigga in Naruto.
Jaxon Foster
Shonen isn't a genre. Lucky Star is a shonen manga. And filler episodes where nothing important happens are vital currency in the battle shonen economy.
Nicholas Sanders
>I'm in >now comes the hard part
What is this, a 90's movie about computer hacking?
He'll never understand the complexity of Rick and Morty
Jaxson Mitchell
>character backstory Welp, Kisame's gonna die soon
Alexander Price
There was this user who would always post this: youtube.com/watch?v=PbrdJSFUtjQ I hope he's okay, wherever he is. I don't remember what image he posted, so use this if you can't find it.
Those who want to be the prey get off on the domination aspect. Those who want to be the pred harbor vast reserves of hatred and murderous intent toward their preferred prey.
I don't like naruto, but this show has a really comfy background noise feeling to it, like the music it has, the sound of the punches/battles etc. I could leave this show on and fall asleep to it easily.
10:30 My Hero Academia 50 (of 64) >MOVING INTO DORMS 11:00 Dragon Ball Super 111 (of 131) >A SAIYAN OATH! VEGETA'S RESOLVE!! 11:30 Attack On Titan 1 (of 12) >THE TOWN WHERE EVERYTHING BEGAN 12:00 The Promised Neverland 7 (of 13) >011145 12:30 Sword Art Online: Alicization 16 (of --) >TRUCE 1:00 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 37 (of 39) >SHINING D (DIAMOND) IS UNBREAKABLE PART 1 1:30 Black Clover 71 (of --) >THE UNCROWNED, UNDEFEATED LIONESS 2:00 Boruto 33 (of -) >THE QUEST FOR SOUVENIRS 2:30 Naruto Shitpuden 251 (of 500)(Finaly Halfway) >THE MAN NAMED KISAME 3:00 Hunter X Hunter 144 (out of 148) >APPROVAL X AND X COALITION Week 365 of Toonami
>Ratings for 5/19 11:00 DB:Super: 661,000 11:30 My Hero: 408,000 12:00 Promised Neverland: 363,000 12:30 Sword Art Online: 334,000 1:00 JoJo: 271,000 1:30 Black Clover: 291,000 2:00 Boruto: 222,000 2:30 Naruto: 236,000 3:00 Hunter: 248,000 3:30 AoT: 218,000
Easton Harris
Too late.
Joshua Brooks
I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY!
Ethan Cox
and there goes the waifu sharkman has no time for thots
They were incompetent and going to be captured, so he killed them as assurance. It was his duty, he basically was there to suppress the code if they fucked up, and they did.
Considering someone from the last thread asked why do people enjoy Mereoleona even though she was a mega bitch in Black Clover, people lack the understanding that males sometime enjoy women that has her personality.
Dominic Taylor
>Steve Blum shilling bottled water Make that money, Steve.
Kevin Gutierrez
That girl didn’t defend herself tf
Blake Hall
>Why? >Because. I fucking hate when people do this shit.
Those dorks weren't going to escape, if Kisame kills them all they have no reason to keep chasing him
Jaxson Price
Shock value and bad writing.
Andrew Hill
>Fiji water >untouched by man Then how did they transport and bottle it?
Camden Nelson
What? It's ending already?
Logan Harris
>have to guard a bunch of jobbers >they start jobbing >kill them preemptively before they do their job
Jace Ward
Almost forgot. Boruto's Dad.
Connor Richardson
fucking space Hitler fucking it up for everyone
Grayson Nguyen
those 15 second commercials pay like 50k+
depending on if he has a day job, that is just easy money
Asher Gutierrez
She was born in the wrong clan to try talk no jutsu
Brody Bennett
With machines?
Dylan Davis
I bet Kisame found a cave in a that pit and masturbated to what he just did
Brody Rodriguez
they called him a freaky fish guy
Liam Myers
It just went into the millions of plastic bottles on it's own.
Jace Butler
Wish I could have seen it with Yea Forums
Luis Stewart
are you on the pill anons? aids used to be the natural way of getting rid of homos early in life, but now they can live until they get old as fuck
Anthony Cook
Yep, sure went by fast right?
Alexander Gonzalez
Reminder that next thread is number 9
Carter Walker
you have to find the rainbow connection
Gavin Collins
I thought she said "That's so sad and you're a terrible liar"
Like she knows they have to die to protect Kiri secrets and feels bad Kisame has to be the one to kill them.
Jaxon Jackson
he was basically escorting a bunch of low level ninja who couldn't fight but had very valuable information and they were being pursued by elite Leaf assassins.
Aaron Allen
Where's your address?
Dylan Foster
I thought this moment was pretty striking. Not sure what you'd name it if it was in the games, though.
I like to imagine Kisame doesn't really have to kill his allies so often. He just has some psychological need to and gives a shitty justification for it every time.
45 min till block over. post now and hope another user is feeling frisky backed up with the idea that the last thread will fill quick thanks to hunger games.
Connor Wright
I was waiting to post this. Now I think we only need "the Cave" and "I'm gay"
Easton Brooks
>want to get abs >no motivation to work out I'm kind of like the burn I get from when I do put forth effort but it's more sexual than anything else.
There is none. It made the zoonotic leap, probably via bush meat, some time in the late 1970s before spreading worldwide.
Evan Foster
>still bros with Itachi based
Eli Turner
>Madara did nothing wrong. That's a lie.
Juan Wilson
sorry for being a fag but timing and hunger games
apologes if things. also make 2 more posts calling me a fag to bump limit
Xavier Sanders
We mentioned it multiple times last week.
Carson Gonzalez
There's nothing wrong with letting everyone live their dream life.
Zachary Roberts
Conspiritards think CIA made it and released it into urban areas to stealthily kill negros or some shit. They also think they did the same thing with drugs like weed, crack, heroin, etc.
Gabriel Kelly
>you kill your partners too? Same here, nice to meet you partner
tell me about it user, I get home from work earlier to finish the day with HxH and AoT to find out AoT is airing the 3rd season and it moved up front, meaning I will miss watching it with you guys.
Juan Ramirez
It's surprisingly easy. I just started working out a couple months ago and already am on my way. Granted I never had a huge appetite to begin with so I was already starting with a healthy weight, but I do pretty much the bare minimum of lifting and running every other day and already made noticeable progress. Most people talk up the willpower part of it but for me the most important thing is to make it a habit and do it consistently rather than pushing yourself too hard.
Ryder Perry
A
REAL
HUMAN
BEAN
Thomas Carter
Well shit, what arcs are left for Sasuke? I jumped in around filler hell and didn't realize we're past Itachi's death.