Why would Superman need to collect degenerate drinks like wine?

Why would Superman need to collect degenerate drinks like wine?

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How lucky none of those were poisinous to humans.

Let me enjoy my fetish in peace you bastards.

Last time this image was posted an autist derailed the thread because he couldn't handle how mogo made wine or how it was bottled even after people gave reasonable explanations

What's your fetish, drunk girls?

I was in that thread.
And I still don't think those were tears.

it mogo semen

>it mogo semen

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Guys, I think Mogo may be an alcoholic. He's got all that wine and he never socializes...

Straight edge faggots are not welcome here.
>using degeneracy as a derogatory term
>on Yea Forums

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This is probably one of the coolest aspects about the Fortress of Solitude.

Every innocuous thing in there is basically either a trophy or a souvenir of all of his adventures. It lends credence to the fact that he’s a universally recognized hero. The dude battled cosmic gods and kept their crown as a trophy and kept the wine from the grateful populace said tyrant was oppressing.

The Fortress of Solitude seems to double as a kind of catalog for things that interest Superman.
Those wines are obviously of sentimental and/or cultural importance.
The real issue is his wife just blowing through them all with his coworker's girlfriend.

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He probably has more. A Superman can ball out every once in a while.

I love threads like that. An esoteric kind of comfy.

I'm willing to bet hands

>drinking diamonds

You know why

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im more worried about them drinking it. one of them looks like it would set their stomach on fire. god knows what the rest would do.

Seems like such a waste of a page, I’d much rather have a splash page with some good art than this trash

Easy.

It was a DREAM. None of this happened. It was all in Batman’s head.

For all we know the real Fortress doesn’t have alcoholic drinks.

Because Superman is so based that he would politely accept gifts of gratitude even though he doesn't drink. It's like getting a bunch of fruit baskets from fans

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Why would Batman imagine his fiancee fucking his friend's look-a-like robots?

Its pretty cool how each of them actually comes from a place in the DC universe, including some old timey shit like Khundia.
Also who is he drinking with?

Superman must search the galaxy for strange esoteric substances that can overcome his super-liver.

Easily the coolest

Wasn't it explained those were gifts he received? It's rude to throw them away

He isn't there, it's Lois and Selina

I imagine he has hundreds of other wines and things gifted to him from across the universe

I dont imagine Supes would be offering these drinks if he had even the slightest doubt concerning safety, the is Superman we're talking about here. Ultimate boy scout and king of the nice guys

Pretty much exactly this, his fortress is probably filled with an endless amount of gifts he's received bit never asked for, because he understands the importance of letting people thank him for the kindness they've received

It was a scarecrow induce nightmare, he was attached to a machine.

That's unfortunate, it's way comfier if supes if treating his guests

A robot look alike was there if it's any consolation.

This being a dream aside, he doesn't. That's why they're all unopened, he doesn't drink, but he still keeps them because they were gifts, and the bottles look pretty cool on a shelf.

what book is this anyway?

Seriously, what's the fucking context for this?

I’m pretty sure it clearly states they’re gifts and he doesn’t drink so that’s why they’re stocked up

It’s a coma dream Batman is having. In the most recent it was like 3 or 4 issues ago? Idk Batman JUST woke up two issues ago

Oh but the context for the dream is Lois is throwing Selina a bachelorette party at the Fortress of Solitude

>it's way comfier if supes if treating his guests

I’m so torn between this version of Supes and the classic Supes.

One one hand. Supes treating his guests to some alien drinks is essentially what All-Star/Christopher Reeve Supes would do. The kinda benevolent Superman that unknowingly flaunts his status as one of the biggest heroes out there without seeming like a jackass.

On the other hand, I have a soft spot for the more hot-blooded Superman from the Golden Age, who’s awesome boasts would put All Might to shame.

I don't see Clark entertaining much at The Fortress of SOLITUDE. It's pretty much his way of getting away for a brief bit, and to store a bunch of dangerous items at the North Pole (which again is pretty out of the way)

thanks found it, is issue 68 of the current run.

Batman has a Coma Dream about two women getting very drunk and bathing in a magical space pool naked as a bachelorette party is what you're telling me... What a fucking bizarre justification for a scene that could've just been what it was on the surface and still remain entirely entertaining.

It was all a dream so what does it matter?

is this Amanda Conner or a knockoff

It was explained that they were gifts

Conner drew a special guest issue of King's Batman.

>6 glasses of wine per woman
Isn't that like an entire bottle? Shouldn't they be very drunk

Gifts. I imagine he keeps them so he has nice things to offer his guests, or he just likes the tastes. Drinkable diamonds sounds fun.

I like to imagine Lois and Selina used the Superman robots as internal massage therapists. Just getting piston hammered nonstop as they lay face down on a massage table moaning loudly because they know no one else is around to hear them or judge. Got a semi just typing that.

>Conner finally draws something again
>it's a shitty King Batman issue
no justice in this world

Clark definitely doesn't entertain at the Fortress of Solitude. He's Superman when he does it there.

a glass of wine every once and a while is good for you actualy
it helps blood circulation and its good for the muscles

I'd like to see what would happen if she drank raw diamonds.

It's all carbon, I'm sure it's fine.

Un poquito vino es bueno para la alma.

>a DREAM
don't you mean a Knightmare™?

What surprises me the most is the cup variety