ITT: We post our favorite American Dad jokes
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>tfw will never get snizz on the reg
Damn he actually looks like a dyke.
the last 30 seconds of this video is fucking brilliant
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The entire bit of Roger mugging Jeff in the hallway was pure unfiltered gold.
>I’m gonna rape him this time
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>Nathan stop it! This is why you keep getting molested!
>Well luckily, I've got just the ladies' man persona who can help you get your shlinker into a woman's shlonker, if you catch my drift.
>I'm Ace Chapman. Star forward- Wait, does it have to be consensual sex?
>Yes.
>Okay, well, then you definitely don't want Ace. Oh, don't take those. You will be conscious but paralyzed for 12 hours.
>Bing Cooper. Sexually active high school senior.
I don’t understand it, but I still got a laugh.
ICP is a level of white I have yet to reach.
What is it that makes American Dad so much better than Family Guy? They both are randumb, but AD usually hits the mark.
Family Guy is lazy, while American Dad has spent the last decade descending into madness.
they need cut aways and random inane shit to be funn plus the only "funny" characters are peter and stewie
where as everyone in the smith house is funny
I think they struggle with Hayley every since the show moved from political humor.
yeah thats true she still has her moments sometimes i dont mind because shes always with jeff and i think hes one of the funniest characters
chuck deptula is my favorite roger character.
>we shut down the set of captain Ron for 6 months back in 91. Touchstone retaliated with full fury. Friendships were destroyed, marriages fell apart, but by god we got three chairs for every five men working. Dino you'd be standing right now.
100 characters will die!
I prefer to cal him Cheese but he’s great.
>Oh, so you think you can crap all over us below-the-line people just because you're the big star? How dare you! I'm gonna eat lunch in your trailer, in your bed! Please join me! I know I sound angry, but please come! My God, you're ripped.
>THAT'S LUNCH, *literally drops what ever he is doing*
Your response added a great deal to the joke lmao
>Roger squishes that guy's head like a grape
>"Is he going to be okay?"
>".. No. "
>This used to be a nice hallway! People left their doors unlocked!
>Roger's a dirty cop! He's been on the force for three hours!
The episode with Jeff's dad is pretty mediocre, but it's worth it for the payoff at the end of Roger dropping the kitty litter and randomly floating away.
I don’t know about that, Jeff’s dad was worth it
>I'm so proud of my son. In fact, this is the wall where I keep all his awards.
>What? There's nothing there! Oh my God! They've been stolen! I better call the sheriff!
>We're gonna get to the bottom of this! It's ringing... Hello, Sheriff Perkins? Henry Fischer. Yes, yes, father of the illustrious Jeff Fischer.
>Someone has stolen all his awards. All of them! Must have been several strong men with a huge truck.
>What? What do you mean, Jeff's never won an award in his entire life? But if that were true, that would mean my son is a worthless piece of crap who never accomplished anything!
>Well, sir, I'm not gonna sit here while you say those awful things about my pride and joy!
>I promise you, son: I will not rest until I get every single ribbon, trophy and letter of commendation back on that wall!
>I'm gonna go down to the bar, round up a posse. We'll get Charlie's dogs, close off the perimeter! You just sit there and keep on making me proud.
>I need something for Charlie's dogs so they can pick up the scent. Do you have your high school diploma? No? They got that too?