I don't get it

I don't get it

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It's time to educate the lad on manscaping.

I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything more cucked than manscaping. Think about it rationally, body hair is a sign of testosterone production, which is higher in males. More body hair is a sign of masculinity and virility, removing it signals that you are both more feminine and lesss dedirable. It's the ultimate self-cuckoldry; willingly feminizing yourself while signalling to women that you are less desirable as a reproductive partner. Think about it logically.

If you need body hair to prove you're a man, I feel bad for you. Thinking about it logically, there are some very hairy women out there and so your argument falls apart very quickly.

>some women don’t groom themselves properly so men should groom themselves like women

Don’t follow the logic exactly

Mine looked like Izzy got the Frizzy from Phineas and Ferb and it hurt to walk because all my hair's were pulling each other. Trimming it down isn't a sign of being a cuck, it's fucking hygiene.

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I thought you stopped saying cuck like two years ago.

user, gluing hair on yourself won't prove you're a man, stop trying.

>Only women should utilize the tools humans created of being able to groom themselves while men should continue to live like sloppy cavemen

So I can assume you don't even have a hair brush in your house?

Grooming might be the hygienic and aesthetically sound thing to do but it's not in any way related to gender biologically, unless you're a retard from /fit/.

Is this pasta?

corkscrew afro

let's say that a hot female is actually into you. everything's going good and you're about to actually have sex. you drop your pants and she's visibly disgusted by your lack of care around your genitals. she changes her mind and you remain a virgin forever. now, if you had done some manscaping and you did get sex, what exactly are you "losing" in this situation? i'd rather be bald down there and have had sex than have full bush with no sex

>Like women.

Nigga I literally get knots in my pubes due to how long they grow.

I'd rather not strangle my dick.

>If I shave off my pubes, nobody will think I'm a man

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>body hair is a sign of testosterone production
So are baldness and acne.

>All of these newfaggots responding to a variation of the cucked daughter shireposting pasta
It sure is summer

>summer
newfag

Cope and cringe, I've been here all week.

You don't need to shave, just trim if it's such a big deal to you.

>pipe hitting intensifies

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Nobody wants to go down on a tumbleweed.

>shireposting
Why DOESN'T Batman just kill the Joker though?

Why are they ducks?

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>characters are ducks
>the joke isn't about their fucked up penises
???

When has this ever happened exactly?

Looks like edited pasta