Can we get a Mer-May thread that actually lasts for once
Can we get a Mer-May thread that actually lasts for once
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Sauce?
>a bath salt bath salt joke
Nice
Dead, figures
Who
Based
Mélusine
Jesus Christ
Would grandma be arrested for this? Or do half human breeds like mermaids not fall under the laws?
...
At the very least she would be in for animal cruelty or something like that.
Maybe theft?
Or maybe it would be the precedent that murder clauses apply to non-human persons, too.
I always did like Lori Lemaris best out of all Supes’ girlfriends. Just too bad there will never be a story where she’s endgame
>knees inside tail
That's not a mermaid that's a diving tourist.
Shit bothers the hell outta me too, user.
Grandma going for immortality.
Lmao polish grannies be like
Toonami is several hours away.
She’s big!
4U
Are you the same guys from the thread with the peter pan mermaids?
how could she appear again? reboot her as an atlantean?
I'm not, just stating a pet peeve.
What happened there?
I can't believe they ditched this plotline.
>Undyne
Excellent taste, user. Best girl.
there was just a guy complaining about the same thing
She didn't even raise it in her bathtub, the old kurwa!
she's always been around Atlantis, I think that was her latest reboot appearance. Dunno if she's shown up since nu52.
Can you translate for us, user?
MAD Magazine used to be so fucking based.
>All the pirates, indians, and mermaids were actually lost boys that forgot they were playing pretend.
Wait, this was canon at one point
Pretty sure it was just a popular fan theory back when people hoped that she would remain relevant.
>mermaids were actually lost boys
>boys
>Dear auntie, thanks for the bath salts, but what the fuck did you put in them ?
this is lovely what's it from?
Neverland is a hell of a drug.
can mermaids fart
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thanks user
Jesus Christ
>where are my feet
Translated literally
>Good dear aunt,
>A thousand thank yous for the bath salts... very, very agreeable... but what did you put in them?
According to this page from a coloring book, yes.
>Mermaid(male)
What is the best mermaid story ever and why is it Ariel Needs Legs?
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Umph, why are they so great?
why is this a thing
being on Yea Forums all the time has made us depraved, it's probably supposed to be a gag christmas gift
This is at least 75% fish, but still cute.
oh god oh christ
In the official book sequal, the grownup Lost Boys go back to Neverland by wearing their kids clothes which turns them back into children. Except one of them only has a daughter so he turns into a little girl.
I could totally buy the mermaids being boys and girls who where forced to play pretend and forgot.
I mean...
I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it...
This better not awaken anything in me.
Sauce?
Ever After High
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Unfortunately, this was after the series started to go downhill.
Melusine Marceline is hot
Everyone complains about that
In general, it's annoying how comic book artists can't seem to draw anything other than the human figure, like they poured all their skill points into it, so even if someone should have different anatomy or whatever, they can't do it
Yeah but it comes out of their cloaca so it doubles as a queef.
someone needs to do a mermaid version of Susan Strong that's an Orca on her fish parts
Why does she hate her cute sarong? it's the sarashi that's a problem.
Looks like somethin outta Shantae
I feel like a sheep's fishbits should be pufferfish
Appropriate. or maybe whale shark.
Maybe? I did comment in some other mermaid thread but I wasn't the only or even the first person to say something in that thread.
amazed we've gotten this far into a Mer-May thread and no one has posted either of these;
This is cute. What is it?
Flip is so fucking based at all times.
Why would a mermaid have a cloaca? Wouldn't they be mammals?
This thread needs a Jenny!
I appreciate you, user.
>Wouldn't they be mammals?
so those fins and scales didn't give you a clue?
why do people have so much trouble with the concept of liminal beings? they're literally all over mythology. They aren't one thing, they're two or more things. A manticore isn't an arachnid just because it has a scorpion tail, or a reptile just because it has dragon wings, or a robot because it has iron teeth. It's a monster that happened when a dragon, a human, a lion, and a scorpion fucked in some combination, then their kids fucked, and a bear trap or something watched.
I think the joke here is that she is not used to having a tail.
I was joking, user.
It's usually when someone wants to try and make guesses what other non-described or referenced parts might be like.
For example in the case of mermaids, "if they're mostly mammalian, then they'd have mammalian like genitals rather than fish."
People want to fuck mermaids, and fish don't have genitals that are particularly compatible with that. Fish just squirt out eggs and leave them lying around like trash and males shake their sperm out over them. So people like to hypothesize ways a mermaid fucking might work.
Just have them have shark pussy
Or dolphin vagina.
Or penis.
Why do you know it’s a thing
>People want to fuck mermaids, and fish don't have genitals that are particularly compatible with that.
The females do. All females are basically the same. A hole's a hole. The trouble is with males. Yeah they don't have a dong. but EVERYTHING has a vagina. It baffles me and drives me up the wall how often people discuss this "problem"
Now the human genes have turned the fishtail horizontal like a cetacean, just like the fish genes have made the human bits low on body hair and sometimes have little extra fins on the elbows or ears or whatever (and let them breathe underwater) so it makes sense the fish genitals could be a bit more mammalian if you want.. it's just definitely not a problem for merMAIDS.
the only problem, really, is that the bits in question are undeniably midway down the tail, so you wouldn't get that nice faces-line-up thing
Do fish do the penetration thing then?
Are fish vaginas set up to be able to take a dick - fish or otherwise?
I guess I'm asking if fish biology, when scaled up, able to accommodate being penetrated? Because I was under the impression fish-gina was set up just to be an exit only thing.
unless you think there's a valve inside that's set to allow eggs out but absolutely refuse taking an object in, I would be confident assuming that holes are holes. we don't have anything like that for our poop chute after all, and it's not designed to accomodate anything coming in that direction.
I've seen Steve Irwin fit his finger inside the cloaca of a BUNCH of animals.. but now that I think about it, none of those were specifically fish. Mostly reptiles, which DO have dicks, so.. hmmmm..
You raise a good point about the human butthole.
That is most assuredly not designed as an entrance. And that's before raising the point of where the male prostate/g-spot in men is.
the only thing I could think is if they had some kind of anti-penetrative barrier to keep water from flooding the fish at high pressure, but if crocodiles and turtles don't need that....
Depends on the roe, I think.
For humans, turds and penises often have some overlap in size, meaning in order to fit a turd out the poop chute, it has to be able to fit something roughly that sized. as it so happens, that size and shape is similar to the penis.
For fish, they push out little tiny eggs. Which means their fish-ginas are sized proportionally to what they were built to push out. If a fish, human sized or otherwise were to push out big round roe the same diameter as a penis, then it would stand to reason the fish-gina in question would be able to take something that large in.
Of course, roe and eggs aren't always proportional to the size of their adult species.
That's not a Snork.
That's a good point. I've seen fish make some pretty skinny turds. Then again, most fish are fatter than most mermaid tails, so if you imagine a tail as LONG as a goldfish's, but with the proportions of a mermaid's, with the poop size scaled up, a smallish penis would fit inside comfortably.
My thought too. what the dink?
The ultimate crux of this argument I find really sums it up well was when user pointed out that most mythological creatures are, in his words, liminal.
meaning that because it is a being of fiction, it can be whatever it needs to be for the story or media it's in. If a porn fanfic or piece of drawn smut demands mermaids have human or mammalian vagina, then they can be drawn that way. The rules are at the discretion of the creator, with the only limits being the mermaid should be recognizable as one. If you can still look at it and say, "yup, mermaid" you can give them whatever bits you like, I think.
That's not what liminal means, though. It just means they're two different things. Hybrids. you can't push "anything could happen because it's fictional" to a silly extent and expect the thing to still be cool, and cool is what matters most. I was that user, anyway, and I'm also one of the poeple saying quit putting knees in them (or worse, treating the tail like pants that start mid-thigh. that's fucking disturbing. worse than those kids that draw centaurs with genitals up on the horse chest)
Close enough.
>you can't push "anything could happen because it's fictional" to a silly extent and expect the thing to still be cool, and cool is what matters most. I was that user, anyway, and I'm also one of the poeple saying quit putting knees in them (or worse, treating the tail like pants that start mid-thigh. that's fucking disturbing. worse than those kids that draw centaurs with genitals up on the horse chest)
I don't disagree at all.
But I didn't say whether or not it looked cool. Or good. Or sexy. Only that you'd be able to recognize it as a mermaid.
But yeah, I'm with you on mermaid tail design; a tail isn't a pair of fused legs.
Good, seems we mostly agree.
I'm just thankful that the team I'm working with on this monster girl hentai game mostly agrees that while we like the sentiment and the skill behind Monster Musume kinda shit, most of the time, the designs are overly fetishized at the expense of any biological plausibility.. because I'm pretty sick of 'cosplay' monsters.
Anything you can say about the game you're working on - is it a fan title or do you have a strict NDA?
It's up and published, but with only one episode currently available. Look up Little Black Bestiary
Cool. Thanks for the heads up.
>Yeah they don't have a dong.
You don't know that.
It is possible for tritons to have a dong, possibly something kinda reptilian. It's also possible to have something like special fins in that area that work as a dong replacement, like sharks have, and a lady could get fucked by those and let some white roe flow along them into her human vagoo..
Sauce?
The Gummi Bear didn't tip you off?
The episode is "Water Way to Go".
tickling is such a wholesome fetish. Sometimes I wish I shared it
winsor mccay was such a fucking genius holy shit
Did she just change her legs to a tail, and dump her bloomers in the process? This is amazing, I need this in my life... This is from Berserk??
Yes she did, and yes it is.
Head's up that it's still a pretty grim dark fantasy series first going into it. It has its share of light-hearted characters as things progress, but cute merrow girl isn't the primary focus.
That's what I was thinking, like, since when does Berserk have shit like this in it? No wonder people are always recommending it to me. It apparently has good parts.
All the bits I saw directly were just way too grim to enjoy. but I liked Gigantomakhia.
Berserk can be quite dark and depressing, but not really in a way that I'd call edgy or forced (at least not most of the time).
I feel that the main appeal of the series is still the strong characterization, and experiencing how the cast and the world around them changes over time.
is the anime pretty faithful? for some reason I can tolerate tragedy better in animation. a book is so crushing and personal.
1997 anime? Yes
There is also a movie trilogy from 2012, they are quite loyal to the manga too, both the movies and the 97 anime covers only a single arc of the manga though (the Golden Age arc)
There's also the 2016 anime but lets just pretend that horrendous blasphemy doesnt exist
I think the 1997 anime is the only one really worth watching personally. The movies are an okay but abridged version of what the first anime already covered, and the 2016 adaption is a mess.
1997 can be a strong introduction to the series, but it only really adapts the first major story arc and leaves out certain details. Need to read the manga to get the full story.
Thanks user.
ugh, I just feel like... the same feeling I get from things like Demonophobia or that loli execution machine thing. I'm loving the cute parts of this, but it's going in places i VERY don't want. can't I just have the cuteness and charming personality on its own? I can handle some tragedy, i play JRPGs, I can get a good cry on when someone suffers because of fate, but everything about Guts just seems really unpleasant, and the art seems to get just not fun to look at when he's around.
okay now tickling with bubbles, that I can get behind. That's been a thing since an old sailormoon fanfic I read where there was underwater colonel angus going on.
what the hell is wrong with her tail though
But both the dark and the cute parts are what makes Berserk so good. Its like a rollercoaster. If you strip the dark parts and leave the cute stuff it wont work as well.
Guts is just a good guy who had it rough. Very rough.
>Demonphobia or that loli execution machine thing
I don't want to know what that is.
But there's sooo much manga to catch up on.
it juat makes me think about gantz. there's sad and there's depressing, and there's snuff film.. something that seems to be punishing me for reading it.
I guess I'm glad something this high quality is popular, but I just want escapism with less depressing sources of depth.
>Those "real" mermaids at aquariums
I wonder how do they train for that shit.
But its all worth it
Its so fucking worth it
>the grandma's face
my sides=gone
it's surprisingly intuitive. Daryl Hannah took to her fins in Splash so well, the cameras had trouble keeping up with her. Undulating up and down works pretty well with the arrangement of our back and thigh muscles.
maybe when Watamote, KissxSis, and Yotsuba& are over and I need to fill that manga void.
You do you user. Everyone's drawn to different things.
Yeah but it's annoying when you're drawn to parts of a thing, and not the other parts...
Like I bet a lot of people like mermaids, but only the upper bit.
Cute.
What about chest tattoo girl though?
Tezuka was a God among men.
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She and mermaid share.
Looks like she is being swallowed by a fish and it has just gotten stuck at her hips.
Nothing wrong with beach threesomes.
like in Shantae
those fake mermaid girls were effin cute
so tumblry
the moral of the story is TELL people you're gonna do something like that for them.
Not like the mermaid had a cell phone.
no but she might've had a shell phone
Literal sand in the vagina, though.
Gift of the Magi is tumblry now?
Aaay
I was talking about the art.
I swear, am I the only person who, when I see a post that doesn't make sense, assumes -I- made the error?
Why is there so few smut of them?
i have observed that the worse the art on a show is, the more fanart it gets. people want to 'fix' the bad art (unless it's so bad it's just awful to watch)
great art like this, you can't improve on it, you probably can't even begin to approach it.
Do any anons know where this is from?
My roommate's sister is one of those in Hawaii. She has an actual marine zoology degree and spent 6 months aboard a fishing boat in the Bering Sea. She just liked mermaids and water shit until she ended up putting on a mermaid tail and teaching tourists.
Because Voltron fans only want boys. There's probably more mermaid au stuff than anything featuring the actual mermaids.
League of One
Why cant you provide a link?
>This guy
>Style turns you on
>Fetish kinda turns you off
Not to mention I bet the guys like 60 or 70, his art has this really weird old school Topps horror trading card vibe to it.
Like he used to draw Mars Attack or Dinosaurs Murder the world stuff.
It's one of those things that separates anime from not-anime, all those super detailed and realistic nostrils, lips, mouth-creases.. it's not attractive to me.
No current manga more based than dungeon meshi.
this shit if funny
Well?
>Perfect mix of humorous, heartfelt, and smart writing
Kui is a fucking treasure
Why wouldn't they?
To protect the purity of someone's dream.
Sure at the beginning a mermaid looks good and sexy and shit, UNTIL you realize you can't put your dick insider one. Then everyone looses interest and animal shelters are flooded with abandoned mermaids.
Put it in her cloaca.
Also fish blowjobbs, she don't even gotta breathe.
Awesome i am not the only one who knows that story
MerMay for Mer-May
You're an idiot, a Mermaid is more likely to have a vagina like a dolphin than anything.
Not a fan of these wide fin/lip things at their waist. It makes it look like their tail is actually just a whole fish that is swallowing a lady.
Because so many go for this waspish waist look for sex points, it makes it stand out really badly.
>Starfire caring to cover tits in this situation
OOC
snuff
i hate Once Piece so fucking much
mermaids should have long pointy ears, agreed?
Really? I always preferred it because it accentuates the hips and gives a hint of lingerie where none is. That said, it basically became popular thanks to the Disney film.
God I love mermaids...imagine being one...it'd be like being in eternal bondage...hnnnnnnnnng I'm hard
Seconded. I thought it was just a simple gag manga at first glance, but it's the most I've enjoyed a manga in years.
No
I think she just can't get up
Salsa?
Friendly reminder that A Centaur's Life has mermaids.
it also has a rigidly ultra-PC society where centaurs were once an oppressed minority so it's now illegal to ride one even if they offer.
and they wear clothes. like, ALL the clothes.
the art is fairly generic, maybe you're just a pendant.
Yeah, I don't give a single fuck about the political stuff and I wish he'd cut that shit out. I just want more of my cute snek-fu.
I just mentioned it because I see what I assume is Dungeon Meshi posting here, but not a single mermaid from Centaur's Life.
Nah he's right, it looks like pretty generic tumblr style, lesbians don't help things.
Could be worse though.
tumblr art is generic now
yeah it is fucking cute to look at, plus there's cute loli centaur baths.
I'm imagining a mermaid flopping her way to a tattoo parlor, just so she can go home and show off in front of her mermaid friends.
most comics aimed at girls look like that.
Bless you, sir.
I always prefer the ones who can make legs. now for the sake of balance and plausibility, it's fine if it's difficult, takes a long time, or requires a magic trinket.. or a trinket makes it faster or easier.. or maybe it's a bit painful..
and I definitely insist legs come out of the hips while the tail shrinks, rather than the tail splitting, that's just silly. she's not a seal.
Holy hell what a pair of dumbasses.
modern society can be really confusing. you have nice feelings for someone and everyone's like YOU NEED TO FUCK AND YOU NEED TO BE PART OF THIS ELABORATE COUNTERCULTURE WE BUILT
Kek
Cutie.
Needs more spikes for higher defense
top quality expressions
>No qt sharkmaid gf
>She won't constantly assure you she doesn't want to eat you, because you taste bad
>She won't constantly bitch about how Dolphins are bullies and jerks
>She won't go into a feeding frenzy when surrounded by food then get embarassed that she made a pig of herself
>She won't get legs for a day to go on land....then get sidetracked at the fish market a few yards from the dock
It's true. Her tummy's vulnerable.
I prefer to imagine she found an old rusty wheelchair in some wreckage, and tossed it up on the dock so she could squeak her way into town.
Yeah that can work. also I know I've seen at least one mermaid who could make legs, but they were weak and flimsy and she still had to be carried or wheeled around most of the time.
Unf
anyone ever draw an ethel merman mermaid?
I don't know, but I DID just notice that "Diana" and "Naiad" are anagrams.
holy shit, and Nadia too. how has nobody ever drawn her delicious brown ass as a mermaid?
there we go.
it's always seemed weird to me how her name is almost ethel mertz
Unda da sea
reckon we're getting a shitty live action remake of that next?
Mulan is coming first but TLM is almost definitely in the works. There was a rumor last year that Disney wants Zendaya for Ariel.
>itt: people who think fish have a cloaca
Uh, no. Most fish are oviparous, but even then they have separate anal and urogenital vents. a cloaca (found on birds and reptiles) is a single opening for everything. The viviparous fish (guppies, sharks) will likewise have separate structures, but in this case males have a gonopodum or claspers. Learn your biology ffs before posting in a thread like this.
On top of that, when talking about merfolk, the hybrid/liminal argument holds a lot of water (no pun intended), not just because of the sideways tail thing, but because no merperson can ever be considered "fully human" above the waist, or else they couldn't see, or breathe, or even just survive for any length of time, in salt water. So there is absolutely zero logical reason to suppose they'd be "fully fish" -below- the waist. Dolphin bits ftw, in other words. Makes the most sense, and explains the navel.
i mean that'd be hot, but inappropriate
can't we just rise up and overthrow the people running disney and annex it for ourselves?
why would fish have separate anal and urogenital vents? that's insane. Everybody knows that everything that isn't a mammal has just the one hole. Sometimes there's a dick in that hole, but that's it.
What would you say the proportional diameter of the urogenital vent is to tail size? Assuming roughly half the body equals "mermaid tail" real estate?
You're a fucking dumbass.
it's not that weird to expect a fish-mammal hybrid to have some amphibian-reptilian features. that's why Ponyo
weird movie, Ponyo. she's never explicitly called a ningyo, but clearly is one, just like her dad is clearly a shojo (from his hair to the whole magic sake brewing thing), yet was supposedly formerly human.
Since the fuck when does a fish micturate, and why the fuck would it? mixing your uric acid into your generic excretion is good enough for reptiles and they're not even underwater. that's the least useful organ a fish could possibly have.
In any case, that looks like one hole to me, or at laest REALLY close neighbors. only difference being a reverse front-to-back order to what mammals have. That'd be so weird to have your poop chute first, then vagoo, then piss hole. Fucking fish. no wonder idiot scientists think you don't exist.
so what you're saying is fingering a mermaid is like playing a flute
>she would be in for animal cruelty
Don't you have slaughterhouses in your country?
I loved this episode as a kid
That's an interesting concept. Is an actual thing from any material or you just made up now?