There are some pages that just make you say "M-Mommy!"
There are some pages that just make you say "M-Mommy!"
cute feet
>barefoot
>leaves barely covering her body
>basically asking for lesbian sex in exchange for a favor
You think Harley eats ass?
Do you really think she wouldn't?
Based and asspilled
why are there no good harley/ivy fapfics or comics
I wanna have a mommy girlfriend that'll cook me food and make me do my chores.
Because it's a bad pairing
Jim Corrigan also felt this way.
you probably say that about all lesbians
I know a good lesbian pairing!
The exact opposite my friend, lesbians are my favourite. But Harley and Ivy is incredibly forced and can't work unless part of either's character is compromised.
Great comeback.
I see how you could think that with harley (her devotion to the joker?)
but ivy?
I don't get it.
Ivy is a femme fatale seductress who prioritises her love of nature over almost anything else, and uses her looks and powers primarily as a weapon. There's no room there for her to just fall in love with some crazy blonde who wound up on her doorstep one day.
mother nature, flowers being a symbol for a vagina, hating men for cutting down forests etc
it all adds up, user.
When you put it like that, there's no reason Ivy couldn't just be a lesbian whore, seducing every woman in sight as part of her agenda. That sounds amazing actually.
>Ivy's overarching goal is to drive the human race into extinction (thereby saving the planet) by turning all women gay, one scissor session at a time
Oh fuck the Infowars were right
>I DON'T LIKE HER PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GOTHAM WATER SUPPLY, THAT TURN THE FRICKIN PLANTS GAY
>it’s up to Batman to turn every woman straight again, with the power of the BatCock
If I had the dedication, I'd kiss every possible ass to become a Batman writer and put that line in a mainstream Batbook.
Ivy is not just a lesbian!
>the power of batcock
gordon was right the whole time
Well i would not call that pic good pair either.
>Batman, these are troubling times, right now every woman in Gotham is on the streets bumping clams, eating carpets and giving each other taco handshakes with no signs of stopping. Hell, my own wife and daughter are out there and there's nothing I could do to stop them throwing themselves into that fishfood buffet, and all the while Poison Ivy reaps havoc on the Gotham banks.
>Batman, this a problem that only a man as well equipped as you could fix. I need you to go out there, and rape The Joker.
>poison ivy
>straight
God I wish that were me
PI and HQ seems so forced. Why would they get along ever?
> So is spaghetti till it's wet
I wonder if she made him eat her out all night. Wouldn't that be funny, ahaha...
>"M-Mommy!"
I can't help but feel this is the wrong thing to say when you see something sexually attractive.
Almost anything would be better than saying that.
Does he even have recollection? He seems like he knows what's happening but can't control his actions.
You must really hate Freud.
He was fully conscious throughout the affair.
She is bi if anything not just lesbian.
freud was kinda an idiot in that respect. I feel he just had some of his own oedipus complex that were bleeding into his theories to make himself feel less guilty. My mother and women like my mother revolt me. And thats true for most normal men.
>And thats true for most normal men.
who projecting now?
Even if he did, he still wouldn’t be wrong. Lesbians are shit in general.
It ain't forced, you just want to look at them that way. The reason why PI and HQ click together is because HQ is easygoing while also being damaged so there's this side of her that compliments with Ivy's reserved and seductive side of her. Ivy sees in Harley someone she can trust and have her back when she needs someone on her side, Harley sees in Ivy someone that will always be with her no-matter-what, someone that won't belittle her and always see the good in her. The two formed a friendship that was based on mutual trust, it was only natural that it grew something beyond that. Harley also has in Ivy someone that always looked for her best interest and her well-being by trying to separate her from Joker.
The two aren't forced, it just a natural friendship that grew up to be a romance.
god i hate that dude's art.
Rape is no laughing manner.
Women can call a man "daddy" and people don't bat at an eye about it, why can't it be the same for men to call a woman mommy?
Only Mr.J's
>say "M-Mommy!"
Not me. My mother is a heartless ogre incapable of showing affection to anyone older than 7, including her own family.
ugly ass art
Because that thing we live in says you're not supposed to look for motherly affection once you reach a certain age.
>36
Cute
Kind of funny how he looks like a twink in the first part, but on the bed he is drawed like a chad
depends on if you are able to stretch it
That's Mera, dude.
faggot
Is there more?
Yeah it's cool that they used the fact that it's an illustration to improve the imagery
I came here to laugh at you
Also here's a straight ivy
Ivy is plantsexual and Harleysexual.
Any other Psychologist hates Freud.
Why is she fat?
This. She only likes the Swamp Thing because they share same interests (and because he's technically a plant). It would be the same if the Swamp Thing were a female.
Ivy is as straight as her vines.
> Diana and Steve's first time
Last time too I assume?
thats actually really cute
It is a proven and observed trend that people's parents are a large influence on their partners
>that time ivy actually thought harley wanted to have sex and was disappointed when that wasn't what she meant
Gwenpools 36?
>Women can call a man "daddy"
yeah BPD sluts do, and it's cringey as fuck
I thought she was 18 or something, but not 36
Harley and Ivy are good together. They're opposite personalities and both of their characters are based on sexuality (Ivy's a seductress, Harley is seduced by Joker) and most importantly I want more comics where they make out, have sex and feel each other up. Also they're both clearly bi.
So why does Harley have a talking terminator beaver
Because lolrandumb. I don't know if it was ever explained but as far as I know she's the only one that can hear it.
Based