Moana thread

Isn't the twist when the antagonist is hanging around the good guys in plain sight? The antagonist in "Moana" was the rage of Te Ka after Maui tried to win over the love of humanity and stole the Heart.

They really did a bad job on her feet.

Was she hypnotized by maui?

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>Movie showcasing the pre-colonial Polynesian culture.
>Moana is not topless or naked.

They did the same thing with the women of Wakanda in BP. What have I done to deserve this suffering?

>Moana thinks he Te Fiti vanished
>looks at Te Ka and sees the hole in her heart, realizing what happened
>calms angry goddess with a song
>gives the heart back
>Te Fiti returns

If anything wouldn’t Te Ka be a twist heroine?

Also movie was meh, just another mismatched buddy road trip movie (Disney’s story formula since Tangled). Shiny is a fucking great villain song.

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user it's disney, they still have to keep it kids friendly

Moana has a lot of singing in it.

its a disney film what do you expect

>didn't like the songs
>hating on You're Welcome

I loved the songs. However the actual plot was a letdown because I expected some big adventure over the ocean meeting magical/mythological creatures. In the end it was only the coconut people and the giant crab. Then she learns everything through a song and that is it.

>the hottest character has little porn.

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so Maui is the true villain.

Well, yes? More or less the same happens to him in myths - he doesn't know when to stop.

Loli Moana is unerrated.

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Is she hairy?

That sow is adorable.

And so is that pig beside her.

agreed

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>What have I done to deserve this suffering?

Be a letch who wants to leer at women's boobs?

Moana needs a caucasian aryan who makes her moan all notes.

It looks incredibly nice, but suffers from boring backdrops that are 90% boat at sea, villain that just sits there and characters that barely develop.

I won't say the sidekicks are annoying, but the pig and the chick's performance in the movie are pointless.

I liked it. But I think it suffered from not having a consistent villain presence. There's the nebulous corruption in the beginning, then very briefly the coconut men, then the leads fight among themselves a bit, then giant crab, then back to corruption/volcano lady.
If these had been more connected I think it would have improved the film massively. Like maybe the coconut people turn into pirates because the corruption has deprived them of anywhere to settle down.

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>There's the nebulous corruption in the beginning
Does that even come up again apart from in Moana's nightmare? Seems like they could've done more with that.

>Hyu Min Bing
That child's parents deserve an award.

What's weird is a lot of the toys and merchandise like puzzles etc have hei hei this big strong buff chicken. How late in production did they change his character completely?

The pig serves no point and I wish it wasn't in the movie

but that's not what it says

I never noticed that before

And the pig was cute. It's not like he hogs screen time.

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Only issue was the mini people scene. Not because it was "offensive", but that you could cut it out and gain or lose nothing. It was pointless.

>It's not like he hogs screen time.
Boooo

>implying Moana and Maui weren't banging after the film

If anything Maui was banging the giant island girl

the coconuts?
totally irrelevant to the rest of the movie.
Like the trolls in Frozen but with less eye gougingly bad music.

Moana's VA and the Rock had great singing voices. Bright visuals, road trip on the sea, funny moments. This was a solid Disney film, seriously underrated. I hope to see a sequel one day or an animated series like the one Tangled got.

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Yup it's an odd paradox of rule34.

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I remember someone was making a human version of Tamatoa. Seemed like it would've been neat.

Why is there no island porn?

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Does she really need it,given how she runs around in that outfit for the whole film? Culturally appropriate and somewhat lewd.

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A good song, but personally not even in the top 3.
"We know the way," "you're welcome" and "shining" were all better

She's nice, but I didn't like her stupid cock.

I really liked it for the connection with her grandmother, some character growth (there wasn't much) where Moana realized her place in a long line of ancestors and that she should take action, not just escort Maui to be the hero. The emotional high notes she pulls off are also very nice.

I don't think there's a single bad song in Moana desu, they're all solid 7.5 or 8/10 at least.

we can't masturbate to movie stills user

>implying they weren't banging off screen during the trip

I'd make webms for you to mastrubate to if I knew how user.
>can't masturbate to movie stills
What's stopping you?

Dat smooth, succulent mocha everything.

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Clearly you aren't trying hard enough

They tried a bit too much for force a "Let it Go" moment with how far I'll go (did it really need 2 reprises?) and spent too long on the island.

Listening to the cut songs, seems there was a big rewrite: Dad was the supportive one, not the grandmother, Maui was still worshiped (presumably him fucking up the world was a twist).

Disney have an annoying habbit of disobeying "show, don't tell". Way too much "CONSIDER THE COCONUT" and not enough exploring mythology. They didn't need to spend to long drilling in the culture.

Who the fuck would have thought The Rock could sing like that? It's like when I heard Zachary Levi sing in Tangled.

>and not enough exploring mythology.
They explored a bit in 'You're Welcome' but then decided that was as far as they'd go. I expected more when they went to the underworld place but it just looked like an episode of Spongebob.

The, relatively speaking" worst song was probably "consider the coconut." Mostly because they sometimes tried to shove too text into one line but it was still solid.

>the island gives us what we need
>and noone leaves

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She also had 6 or 7 brothers if I remember the early scripts correctly. It would have cluttered the film a bit too much. The grandmother supporting her and dying allows for her soul to appear later and offer support.

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I felt it needed one more set piece of mythological monsters. Maybe before the coconuts so you could see Moana gain confidence rather than her just automatically being more agile than a demi-god.

I still havent see this crappy Disney flick.

I am excited to see Shazam vs Black Adam in the future.

Tangled/Moana crossover when? Greater Disney cinematic universe?

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Why weren't Moana's feet as well recieved as Rapunzel's

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I want to eat her cock.

If you're fine with zoophilia I can point you to some good thigh action

>cgi feet

Considering Tangled has soul stone (sun drop flower) and space stone (moonstone), Moana world probably has time stone (Te Fiti's heart), 3 more to go.

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>Maui didn't get crushed to death by Te Fiti's razor sharp obsidian vagina at the end of the movie.

Really disappointing they didn't stay true to the source material.

I don't know man, her cock stayed limp and skinny despite all Maui's efforts.

>we could have had giant feet

Still hoping D23 will have this announced as being back on...

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>I see what's happening here
>You're face to face with 12 fat inches and it's strange
>You don't even know how you feel
>It's adorable!
>It's nice to see that humans never change
>Open your thighs, let's begin
>Yes it's massive, ease it in
>I know it's a lot, the girth, the rod
>When you're swallowing a demigod!

>What can I say except I'm horny!
>For the sun, the birds, the sky!

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Moana shares the same name to a porn star from Italy. That's why Italian title is different.

What's the Italian title?

Different universes have slightly differing Infinity Stones, mostly with the colors. Heart of Te Fiti lines up more with the Soul Stone considering it controls life/decay. Not sure what the sun/moon drops would stand in for

Vaiana, I think. It's like that in some European countries, probably to stop children from finding porn.

They don't need to be the exact same as the Marvel stones, the concept of powerful magic gems alone is enough. Sun drop heals and gives life, Moon drop causes things to wither and decay. The heart of Te Fiti seems similar to the sundrop, but is more nature-based while Rapunzel's is more divine magic, to use dnd terms. Now we need a villain who'd collect them and go after the heroes, forcing them to unite. Jafar? Hades?

Wasn't there a sun-flower hidden somewhere as a reference in Moana's island film?

That fucking crab though.
Especially when he was about to eat her.

well shit, now i want a disney infinity war movie where villians hunt down these stones in the universes, and the heroes work together to stop them.

What about him?

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>Moaa gets picked up, shaken, tossed around, keeps yelling and screaming during the whole scene

I needed more of that

Soooooo....
Moana's name means "Sea". When she becomes chief, and then dies, her name becomes taboo. Even the sea itself can become taboo, and the following generations of her tribe will, again, be living on their island unable to sail anywhere because the sea is forbidden.

Or they'll just give the Sea a different name, sort of like how Bear isn't the original word for bear, because the original word was thought to summon them.

Just don't die then. She can be given a quest by the Ocean that eventually makes her immortal through whatever plot so she isn't killed but then becomes an aspect of nature.

>When she becomes chief, and then dies, her name becomes taboo
What?
have some more then. It was interesting to have her get tossed around helplessly and have to think her way out of a deadly situation, but without overt 'girl power' stuff.

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a surprising amount of people wanted to fuck the crab

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i'm not sure how i feel about this actually being mildly possible as a premise these days

At this point we have more than enough macguffins in the Disney Princess universd for it to be possible
>Sundrop
>Moonstone
>Te Fiti's heart
>the inevitable cause of Elsa's powers they'll reveal in Frozen 2
Anything else?

>civil war between two princess factions
>leave each other weakened
>villains swoop in next film
>force them unite even though there's bad blood between some girls
>Jafar, Maleficent, Hades, Kaa, Gothel, Ursula in a legion of doom.

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I really liked the accompanying short. THAT made my pp hard

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That right side is severely underpowered.

>he doesn't know

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would they have to give the princesses new abilities in a movie like that? cause snow, tiana and aurora are all gentle girls with not much combat prowess. poca is a pacifist type too.

Maybe the magic crystals/stones from Atlantis?

Nice to see so many people here like Moana.

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triton's trident

The rose from belle and the beast

Concept art isn't always taken through to the end product. They'd probably give her boots.

Still could have had your giant if Moana stopped by Lilliput.

It could just be an excuse to have a setting for a Disney fighting game, mostly princesses and some villains. I would buy it.

That is true, but not the reason for the name change. The name Moana is trademarked by a number of companies in different European countries, and with no single trademark law as in the USA it would have been hell to make individual agreements with each trademark holder in each country. Changing the title was easier.

Moana stopped by a giant.

That's if she ends up in Brobdingnag instead.

>falling for obvious bait

>a whole new generation of boys will grow up with delicious brown Disney waifus.
Feels fantastic.

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The Rock is fine but Terry Crews should've been Maoi.

They got a nuke goddess who can restore life to her allies and can delete enemies. Here's a thread of her full power level:

No one's posted the details Sonnenburg gave a fan on the sun and moon powers?

>It can kill others instantly or slowly Cassandra was lucky that when she touched Rapunzel during the events of Zhan Tiri's tree, Rapunzel was focused on giving the team time to escape not killing the tree. If it were the other way around Cassandra wouldn't be in the story right now. This power also works at a distance as seen when she first used the power, the distance can cross the planet, or even across multiple universes if Rapunzel wanted to hurt that many people. The moon stone can wither and decay others as said in the incantation. It can erase things into total nothingness, destroy all things within the universe or other universes and dimensions it all depends on how the user cheese to use the power of the stone. It grants Rapunzel and Cassandra the ability to manipulate all forms of negative energy physical and spiritual, and lastly for the moon stone it can control other people's will, their thoughts, and heart.

Cont

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>The sun drop can heal, resurrect, and regenerate the user from all wounds physical and spiritual. The sun drop also grants longevity, immortality, Rapunzel aged the way she did cause she chose if she wanted to remain a child the power of the sun drop would've allowed it. It slows down her aging as well, much like a character such as the Wolverine. The sun drop can also protect Rapunzel, as seen in earlier episodes her hair would climb up the castle and latch onto things itself rather than have Rapunzel do so. It is living and it will protect Rapunzel because it is part of her and they are needed to keep the balance within the Disney universe. The shield it can create around Rapunzel with her hair is both offensive and defensive it protects her from strikes but hits the opponent back ten times as hard with sun beams and as seen in "Lost and Found" if the opponent is far weaker than Rapunzel it destroys them all the way down to their quarks. As the opposite of the moonstone and the negative energy it feeds on the sun drop thrived on positive energy both physical and spiritual. Both the sun drop and moon drop are stronger during their respective times though, night and day. Although this change is hardly noticeable even within the context of the story.

Source: twitter.com/eorsdalas/status/1128244416437739521

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Rapunzel is the worst friend to have because she's not inherently malevolent. She's selfish and ignorant of other people's emotions. Traits all sociopaths possess. Varian and Cassandra chose to help her out of their own goodness, traits that Rapunzel exploited for her own benefit while completely unaware of how much it was costing them to care for her.

That's why they couldn't tell her how much of a jerk she is to her face, they felt guilty due to her upbringing so they kept helping her, all while piling up resentment every time she let them down.

Since they were guilt tripped into accepting she wasn't at fault, the anger built up until they exploded and drove them both to insanity. Meanwhile Rapunzel went on her merry way to pursue whatever picks her fancy.

To reach her destiny, she will gladly step on the corpses of her followers, using them to build a stairway to her dream. She will offer her friends and lover to unspeakable horrors on a whim, all while keeping that smile on her face.

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Great film, though for a road trip movie it's kind of lacking on stops along the way.

How do I get Polynesian gf

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Moana's VA is cute!

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did disney's fear of the porn legitimately end this movie?

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what's bottom pic from?

this is going to get lewd

Berserk. A work Tangled creators were heavily inspired from, especially season 2.

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interesting if true

I love the show too but cmon

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Look at that tight fucking abdomen. FUGG.

What's the proper English word?
>abdomen
>belly
>stomach
>midriff
>middle

All synonyms, you pick one that matches the feeling you want to convey.

which feeling does each one convey? english isn't my first language.

>What?
Look up Polynesian taboo system. That shit's crazy.

I’d like to see HER Inner Workings, if you catch my drift

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>Who the fuck would have thought The Rock could sing
wrestling fans knew
youtube.com/watch?v=YKsT7msbuBY

Moana's entire story is a giant watered-down ripoff of Bionicle's plot.

>Regular island villager seeks out and works together with demigod hero to summon their seemingly-dormant god
>The demigod was long trapped, but freed only thanks to the villager after it went on a journey thought sacrilegious and dangerous by their people
>The island is threatened to be overtaken by some seemingly evil, godlike villain
>It is revealed that the island villager inhabitants didn't always live alone on their island, but decided to stay there out of safety after a terrible string of events, and buried their history for generations for no reasonable purpose
>Demigod helps, but first needs to obtain his golden macguffin, which he accidentally lost at the bottom of the ocean yes his hook isn't actually golden, but it was definitely shiny when it was on the giant crab's back
>Golden macguffin is now being guarded by a highly intelligent sea creature who has slaughtered millions in the past out of greed
>The characters awaken their god by shoving their magic macguffin into its chest granted it's a different macguffin from the one at the bottom of the sea, but it's a minor difference
>Even the twist ending that The god awakens and literally was the island the entire time, with signs pointing to the fact there was a slumbering giant underneath the island from the very beginning of the story
>The very fact that both stories take cultural inspiration from Polynesians and specifically the Maori

Prove me the fuck wrong. I fucking dare you.
Protip: You can't.

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bup

Did Fynn get raped while Rapunzel watched?

>pp hard
from like 2" to 3" long amiright?

No, otherwise they wouldn't make Zootopia

This. I could barely finish watching it once. Poor supporting cast hurts and no, a tattoo, some water and the chicken aren't interesting supporting characters.

Being stuck on the boat didn't help either.

Good because you have shit taste if you think Moana is the hottest.

>boring backdrops that are 90% boat at sea,
On the upside, the sea is fucking beautiful to look at in this movie.

>Fynn
IT'S EUGENE REEEEEEEEEEEE

A Moana animated series could work really well. It could be set during their trip as it just skips large portions of it in montages. The series could start with Moana learning to wayfind and Maui relearning to use his hook, have all sorts of weird monsters and islands they end up during the trip.

the fuck, how is it even possible to make tangled edgy?

>A Moana animated series could work really well.
It would have to be short because the world was supposed to be going through some slow death and chaos like what was happening to Moana's island due to Te Fiti not being Te Fiti and instead in that rage induced form.

Seriously, how the fuck do they keep making better and better looking movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=LbCujYfIW34

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Meant for
Was done by someone from the board at the time there was talking about what could have improved the film.

Because the Kakamoras were pointless ("MONSTERS HAVE COME OUT OF NOWHERE FOR THE HEA-oh wait, they're gone now"), and Tamatoa needed more significance, the idea came up to combine them and turn Tamatoa into a rival demigod who led the Kakamora to plunder the seas.

Watch the show and find out

I honestly don't think putting more emphasis on what I found the worst parts of the movie would have made it better. Less pointless villainy is the fix, not more.
I did like the place where Tamatoa hung out though.

I-Is it bad that when I first watched Moana in theaters, this was exactly what I was thinking the entire time?

Yup, that's what I remembered

The movie was so BLEH, it got BTFO in japan by Shin Godzilla despite all the shitpandering marketing Didney did towards the japanese cause they thought they still loved polynesian culture, but they didnt know that they only like Hawaii and despise Tahiti and other polynesian cultures, in spirte of Didney pulling out the same shit of homogenizing all cultures into a hoshpot of mishmash like they do sometimes.

Its bad when a kaiju movie gets 7 jap oscars including best picture.

have this

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Disney reboot of Bionicle when?

>tfw no cute Hawaiian gf

It's called G2.

fuck off Maui

>japanese movie get support from patriotic japanese locals
>this is somehow novel or shocking
Are you mentally handicapped?

Indeed it is. It has plenty of betrayals and people fighting each other for the sake of their dreams. Season 2 got edgy. Though I still prefer season 1.

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If you listen to the scratched songs and soundtracks done by Moana's first shafted voice actress you will notice that the plot was supposed to be completely different.
I don't know why they changed the plot and characters to this snorefest though.

I second this, when the fuck Tangled got so dark, I read this shit listening to a crawling + snuff mashup in my head.

Through some really passionate directing and DEEPEST LORE

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Rapunzel and Flynn will visit Elsa's wedding, where Eugene will say "Corona sends it's regards" before utterly slaughtering all the nobles inside.

After that, the whore princess Anna will be publicly raped in the main plaza, as per Corona's tradition. Bet she will even enjoy it like the cheap slut she is.

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Season 1 was more consistently great the whole way through, but I think the latter half of S2 makes up for its slower first half a lot.
It's mostly just fan autism, the show itself isn't really edgy at all. Anything edgy is usually the standard 1 or 2 things in a Disney film that make you go "Damn, that's kinda fucked" when you ruminate on them for too long. The show is pretty lighthearted most of the time.

>I think the latter half of S2 makes up for its slower first half a lot.
I think Rapunzel and the Great Tree is among my favorite episodes although I still prefer season 1 finale over season's 2.

If Moana followed the villain formula, Maui would have been the big bad.

Most probably won't argue there, S2's finale mostly serves to set up S3.

sexy

>sexy
165 replies and someone finally said it.

youtu.be/Mqvc00qu-3Y

Mmm

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LOOK OUT
I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU

MOAR

...

I would like to draw Moana.

>underpowered

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Can you draw her naked

I like 'em big
I like 'em chunky (chunky!)

What the fuck? How did she go from "healing people by singing" to "strategic weapon of mass destruction"?

>both things that take story from same thing are same
You're a regular master detective, aren't you?

What is this anime bullshit?

Holy shit this is so stupid. She's a vessel for healing flower powers, not a bastard child of s Saiyan. It's never a good idea to give someone both healing, defensive AND offensive powers. That just makes the character OP.

You're silly, there's no reason someone can't have abilities that both hurt and heal.

The problem here is for some reason she now can blow up an entire kingdom in an instant with her hair, the hell is that about?

There is. Because if a character can do everything extremely well, the supporting characters feel useless and all the danger feels negligible.

If you follow the entire show, she gains and awakes her power gradually with reasonable explanation.

>from healing to nuclear explosions
>gradually and reasonably
Just admit that you'll eat up any nonsense for your waifu. It's pathetic that you feel like you have to lie about it.

I mean, I feel that "explosions" have more relation to the sun than "healing".

Yes. As soon as I get home.

Because she's not just a piece of a flower. From the show you learn that she got a fraction of a god, maybe even half of it, the light half. and she's currently on a quest to acquire the second half to combat a warlock from another dimension ala Gul'Dan.

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Shite film
Shite supporting cast
Shite villains (fucking coconuts and a fucking crab with an awful song? seriously?)

Only good scene in the whole movie was baby Moana meeting the Ocean. Shit set me up for so much disappointment.

Basically sun light is generated by nuclear fusion. If Raps' power is from miracle drop of sun light, it can be more explained how her nuke power comes from.

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Would you consider the Ocean as a supporting cast?

can she do this with her pubes?

Of course, there's this gem rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1694943

Your first favorite better be Tangled.

But it really does.

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>a fucking crab with an awful song
At last, I found someone who doesn't like the crab's song! I was beginning to think there's something wrong with me.

She lost the healing powers but it's implied Flynn/Eugene now has them. Watch the Tangled series.

>his expression

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He may, he may not. It's still not certain. And I think it's better that way than going full shonen MCU shit. I just wish Cassandra's armor was more fantasy themed rather than capeshit.

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I like the song but I have seen some people complaining about it in the past. They argued at least that some of the rhymes in the song were lazy, and I find it hard to disagree about that.

>They chase anything that glitters
>[...]
>To the brightest thing that glitters

>I just love free food
>And you look like seafood

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What was even the point of the pig?

I don't know, Finding Nemo was all about exploring the dangers of the ocean and never really had a consistent villain. It worked for that movie.

Seem to remember most of the songs are guilty of some bad rhyming.

Was originally the main animal sidekick/mascot but they felt it cluttered the film too much and the chicken was enough so it got most of its scenes cut very late on. He was cut out so late that they'd already produced merchandise and marketing with him on which is why a chsracter who'd only in a tiny number of shots features so heavily on posters etc.

It was supposed to be an animal sidekick who'd accompany Moana on her adventures. But apparently they couldn't make the pig's role work well enough, so its screentime got severely reduced.
They probably left the pig in the movie instead of cutting it entirely out mainly because it's still pretty cute and it could sell some toys.

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>exploring the dangers of the ocean and never really had a consistent villain.
Kind of hard to explore the dangers of the ocean when The Ocean Spirit is Best Friends Forever with the protagonist. That wouldn't work for Moana unless they didn't make the Ocean so buddy buddy with the title character.

I didn't know Rapunzel was such a bitch

Chad vs Incel lol

Mulan, Elsa and Pocahontas on the same team vs a bunch of normie princesses?
yeah ok

She's the worst, but in an innocently insensitive way rather than mean bitch way. She will cry for you when you get eaten by wild animals or quartered by the neighboring kingdom, but she won't understand that you suffered that fate because you were trying to protect her after she messed with stuff that was better left alone. She will also quickly forget about you and move on to the next big adventure. Add to it that she was a victim of abuse and neglect for 18 years which is the main cause for her autism, along with being imbued by a god of light's shard

That's why everyone in Corona finds it so hard to hate her, yet still causes resentment because of how oblivious and bubbly she is.

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>we'll never see a pussy slip due to how content is created now
It's not fair, bros. Hand-drawn era was the best.

Was there pussy slips in other finished Disney products? Or just the 2D artists having fun like the Ariel/The Little Mermaid concept art?

The first thing a child sees when it is born are tits

How does one even try to slip a pussy slip past censors? They would have to have multiple drawn cells of the slip, can't they be spotted down the animation line?

So when are we going to get the sequel where Maui is crushed to death in a giant goddess' vagina?

You never saw pussy slips during the age of hand-drawn animation either, aside from hentai or Flash-animated porn stuff.

Thoughts on this cut song?

Got turned into How Far I Go when they wanted another Let it Go and retuned the plot

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Jessica Rabbit showed her bottom bits, though.

Officially that was just shadow.

Of course they still repainted it for the DVD release...

>enact an ancient marriage ritual with an emotionally unstable lesbian who is overly protective of you
>have no idea why she seems so pissed whenever you're having quality time with your boyfriend
Disney has autism representation and its name is Rapunzel.

It makes Moana seem a bit more edgy and at odds with her village. I prefer the version that made it into the film.

Why do I want to wife every Disney heroine.

They're made that way

In the original version, it's implied from the scrapped/changed songs her father is much more supportive.

They also worship Maui and use him as inspiration. Another of the cut songs is Maui teaching Moana to be a warrior. Shame we didn't get another song by The Rock but it didn't fit the final film (song isn't as strong but it got cut pretty early one it seems so didn't have as much work on it).

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This song kind of fell flat for me, but I like the concept of Moana being mentored by Maui to be a fighter. Will we ever get a sequel?

Like I say, it needed another round of writing to give it a bit more energy and maybe make it a bit more tuneful.

OK it's a damn shame this got cut, not because it's of any value as a song, but because it would have been super-neat seeing Moana make those cute threatening faces.

Was it hypnosis?

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Nah, I don't think it could have been saved. Or else it's so early in concept that I can't even imagine the end product. And it's obvious why it got cut: Maui never mentors her on anything but sailing and she never actually fights anything. Maybe if they do make a sequel where she actually engages in some sort of combat, we'll hear this song finished. I'd like a more action-heavy sequel, the way they made Moana's body move in situations requiring athleticism was delicious. I just hope it will be more Curse of the Dark Pearl rather than Water World with all the goofy 90's action cut out. Moana had too much sailing and not enough interesting places and characters.

yeah, it was cute from the storyboards, would have been even better fully produced. Also felt Moana needed more of a training arc than just "gets one sailing lesson, becomes master sailor"

Illusion most likely. Maui is a trickster hero. Hypnosis is too pedestrian. Some CHA-powered paladin skill.

Yeah, the movie felt so empty. It needed more stops, interesting islands and adventures. In-between which Maui would gradually teach Moana to sail in little bonding moments.

It's because it spent too long on the island at the start. Cut that by 5-10 minutes, add another mythological set piece.

From what I can find online, it was a profitable film. It didn't make as much as Frozen, so a sequel probably won't happen, but one can hope. It did make a bit more than Tangled (I think) though.

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>tfw the film takes place a few years later
>Moana has filled out more to the point where her outfit can barely contain her T&A

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It's not only that. Perversely, home island is actually one of the more interesting and nice-looking places. Maui's island is a boring dump, that knock-off minion meets Mad Max set piece was meh, and monster world got all of 1 minute of screen time outside of the crab's cave, and the goal island was an even more boring black charred piece of garbage. The rest is ocean, and while the water looks really nice, it's just not enough. They decided to go for realism in a fucking mythology-fueled adventure.

unironically this. the songs were weak.

That outfit is puritanical nonsense though. A girl from that time would wear nothing, a woman only a grass skirt and that not all the time.

Little island,
It's a quiet village.
Every day,
Like the one before.
Little island,
Full of little people,
Waking up to say

Aloha!
Aloha!

There goes the Fisher with his tray like always,
The same old fish and clams to sell.
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial island.

...

She really is a funny girl,
A beauty but a funny girl.
She really is a funny girl,
That Moana!

...

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one island hold?
Looking around here you think
"Sure, she's got everything"
I've got coconuts and palm leaves a-plenty
I've got fish nets and fish hooks galore
You want taboos on common things and words? I've got the number that comes after nineteen!
But who cares? No big deal, I want more...

I've just realised just how terrible that skirt would be for someone on an open boar like she sails on.

That would soak up tens of kg of water.

>stuck on an island for millennia
>with demigod libido
>suddenly a teen hottie appears
>leave the girl, take the chicken
If only we lived in a world where movies didn't pretend sex doesn't exist. He didn't so much as hit on her for fucks sake. Is Johnny Bravo XXX-rated by today's standards?

It was very much an old "I need an adventure, my life is boring" Disney song.

These have been replaced by the "no one can stop me" songs ever since Frozen.

>boar
There's a boar coming, Moana.

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Getting bitten in half by a giant goddess' vagina has that effect on your sex drive.

She'll modify it later since they have been on the island this whole time. Need to learn the ropes again and drop the clothes.

Kek

Still waiting on quality 34

Even in those days I imagine the main rule of sailing is to stay out of the water as much as possible

She has an ass that def claps

That already doesn't really make sense in the movie itself. How could the coconut people possibly pose a threat?

Gods are weird like that. If they acted like normal men then demigods would outnumber normal people.

I'm not agreeing with how the Ocean would vacillate in its course. It would go in for the save and assert itself at times to help her but then let things happen to her when it could intervene.

When she asked it for help one time a storm rolled in suddenly and tossed her to Maui's island prison. Then another time when she chasing Maui as he made a getaway on the boat, the Ocean carried her on a stream and plopped her on the boat. If anything it was trying to like prove something? By letting the pirates attack them the Ocean was telling Moana to stop waving the Heart around, but then it was also confident that Moana and Maui could handle them - which helped Maui warm up to her and showed that scene of Moana looking with excitement when Maui steered the boat expertly.

If you watch the series, all Coronians suffer from some measure of autism.

Arianna is traumatized with correctness due to her slut sister Willow constantly getting into gangbangs and shit.

Cassandra is a muh suffering is good, knightly muscle head who only sees things in black and white.

Varian is too easy. He has savant syndrome and has some high level narcissism.

King Fredrick is obviously an asperger or at least severely OCD:

Citizens of Corona

On this, the anniversary of the disappearance of my daughter, your princess, my heart is conflicted. On one hand, my grief is still raw and angry, my sorrow for her absence is surely shared by the loyal citizens of Corona, who loved her as I did. But my heart swells with pride at the progress we have made these last 3 years.

The efforts of the Sol Inquisition have borne fruit once again! Another shadowy cabal of criminals and saboteurs has been exposed and crushed, and the survivors of the midnight raid are confessing their sins to the Minister of Intelligence as I speak! Another great stride towards a better future. The Sun shines brighter on Corona today than it did yesterday, because of the strength of the crown, the swiftness of the Royal Guard, and the honesty of the citizen who reported his neighbors treasonous activity.

Remember! Vigilance and honesty will always be generously rewarded. Though the eyes and ears of the Sol Inquisition are everywhere, searching for crime and treason, it is you, the people, who are our first line of defense. Watch your neighbors closely, and report any sign of unlawfulness to the guard. You have nothing to fear, as long as you have nothing to hide.

The Sun shines brightly on Corona today, banishing the shadows of crime, conspiracy, and corruption. Tomorrow's dawn will be even brighter.

Praise the Sun! Sol Invictus!

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You could also do something that takes place after the events of the film with Moana adventuring from island to island finding other civilizations and monsters. Not sure if Maui would be her sidekick or if he'd just be a recurring character. Him not being around all the time would lend itself to the freeness of an overseas adventure.

>Disney Princess fighting game never
Who would you main?

No, that movie was shit

Punzel obviously.

She's finally considered the Coconut.

>maui has his buttcrack shown
>not moaOH i forgot, WOKE DISNEY!!

I hate this ugly era!

>Who would you main?
>main
I'd control the camera to look up their skirts equally.

Get ready for Cook's mighty Cock

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Doesn't matter. You're on a boat surrounded by miles and miles of water and at the mercy of storms and waves. You WILL be getting wet to one extent or another.

But gods do act like normal men, extremely so as all of the worst and best qualities of "manliness" are exaggerated. Maui should have had painted Moana white inside and out on the spot and kept her on a liquid diet for the rest of the trip.

A man as delicious as that should think twice before offering someone his meat.

More wine, your grace?

He was too excited to have a boat.

Fetch the coconut stretcher!

those are great thanks for posting
do you have the source?

Not that user, but they look like Jin Kim's art. He's done lots of facial expression sheets like that as concept art while working on various recent Disney movies.

kys

I unironically get chills and cry everytime.

that's it thank you!

if you live that long a naive sixteen year old would probably look like a baby to you. and he does mention her youth in the song

She might be naive, but she's still hot, and it's not like Polynesians cared that much about age when it comes to sex.

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don't make me fall in love please

Don't know where I got them, but this good user has us covered, thanks!

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wtf I'm turning into a waifufag

There are worse choices than Moana desu. The bad news is there probably won't be a sequel or much new content for the foreseeable future.

Not everthing needs a sequel, sometimes a story is better left self-contained. Just look at Incredibles or Wreck-it-Ralph.

The Incredibles 2 was okay it's just that development was rushed so it's not as polished as the first one.
Wreck-It-Ralph gave us the Disney princesses scene so I'm ok with it.

Why can't 3D people be as exquisite as that?

No offense to the little voice actress she's cute and all but there's just no comparison.

2D women are superior in every way.

user, Moana is 3d.

FUCK

You know what I mean though, drawn/not real/animated girls are better.

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you're not wrong but I don't believe that's how the first two parts were rhyming

>They chase anything that glitters
>beginners

>To the brightest thing that glitters
mmm fish dinners

ABAB: beginners-dinners, glitters-glitters

Daily reminder that she got peed on by an old man

wut?

how hairy is her vagoo?

2d men are better than real men
this all is news to you?

Explain

He must be talking about this scene.

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I'm surprised they put this in the film, it's borderline fetish porn.

everything could potentially be fetish porn nowadays

That may be, but a young girl literally getting pissed on is pretty deviant. R Kelly must've been pitching a tent when he watched it.

It's a joke. Stop projecting your shitty fetishes.

All I'm saying it's as close to the border a Disney film has gotten in recent times, which is surprising considering how they're getting a lot more PC. And for the record I think watersports is disgusting.

>all this bad taste

I bet you faggots like Frozen too, huh

this

What do I have to do to get me an islander girl?

Zeus was considered a horndog by god standards and he only banged what, a dozen mortal women? How many women would you go out and bang if you became a god overnight?

Every mortal woman would look like a baby to him. Also, he tried to murder her in a horrific manner immediately after meeting her, so don't act like he gives a shit about her well-being.

move to Hawaii
have good hygiene, be nice and complimentary to women

This was just in a drawthread.

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you're a drawthread

Are you calling user creative, generous and fun?

exactly. maui is for large sexy demigoddesses

Now you're assuming that everyone he banged found out, became pregnant, or had their offspring be a hero. Also
>women
You're forgetting all the animals and boys he's fucked as well.

come on

What's wrong with her leg? And foot?

I record footage using a capture program that came with my videocard and use the webm converter in the guide on /wsgif/. Im a super pleb but no one has found out.

Spent all night thinking about this
>Snow Wite
Uses the Dwarves in her specials. Thinks like grumpy tossing an object at you or using Sleepy as a tripping move
>Rapunzel
Mid range focused character. Uses her hair like a whip and grappling
>Moana
Fights alongside the ocean. Create wave crests at the bottom of the screen as a projectile. Her Heavy attacks use her Oar as a bat. Super involves her riding a wave and drifting the boat into the opponent.
>Pochahantis
Mostly a zoner. Uses the animal critters and nature as attacks (originally it was Snow White's theme but I thought the dwarves would work better for her) Her Super is Colors of the wind which is a full screen attack.
>Elsa
Basically just Sub Zero. Can completley freeze opponents, use Olaf as an assist and throw icicle shards. Her Super would have her freeze the opponent's heart causing them to gradually take damage for a short time Or until they are K.Oed.
>Ariel
Switches between legs and fish tail. Her Fish moves are more powerful but her mobility suffers.
>Mulan
Probably the easiest combat wise. Uses her Kung Fu skills from the military. Mushu can be used for small smoke attacks. Her Super would be firing the opponent off in a shower of fireworks like how she defeated Atilla the Hun
>Belle
She'd fight using the transformed house mates, such as using Lumier to set opponents on fire or Ms. Pots and chip to pour scalding hot tea on the opponent. Her Super has the beast come down and attack the opponent.
>Vanellope
Rushodown character. Can glitch around in any direction giving her the best mobility in the game. Her super would be driving into you with her kart at full speed.
>Merida
Zoner. Can keep opponents at bay with her arrows. For her Super she does a tag team with her mom as a bear to take the opponent down.
>Tiana
Uses moves like tossing dishes and agile movements in her moveset. Honestly hard to figure out since she's a frog most of her movie.
>Jasmine
Probably doing Tiger combos.

Fuck off. Rapunzel would use the Hurt Incantation for AoE damage, the Healing Incantation to recover life and her hero ultimate would be an explosive sunlight nuke. Her evil skin would burn you to a crisp as she grapples you in her hair. Either way it would be cheating.

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Rapunzel has more expressive toes.

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You fuck off with your waifufaggotry.

Evil Punzel would probably be a seperate unlock character like Evil Ryu or Devil Jin.

*seperete

Goethel is probably among the least deserving of death Disney villains ever, but you just can't help but think she fucked herself over. If only she wasn't so stupid with managing Rap's loneliness and wanderlust. No one had any idea on how Raps looked, she could have easily taken her for walks. She could have taken more entertainment items to the tower. A gate or a false wall would have stopped Eugene from blundering into the tower meadow. A better lie, for example the king personally coveting her powers and ordering her imprisonment by any officials would have been much better than "lol outside bad" (maybe add that her father was killed by the greedy king for good measure). And why in the world did she give Raps her exact birth date, the one thing that could clue her in due to a fucking festival being held on that day. Speaking of which, moving more than a day's walk from the very place she kidnapped her from seems like a good idea. Goethel is simultaneously one of the smarter and more retarded villains.

I think people may have been suspicious of her long magically golden hair.Then again she walked her ass right back into town and no one noticed so probably not.

Braid it like the kids in town did, that way it doesn't reach the ground. Then just put a cape with a hood over her. But as you mentioned, long hair wasn't even an identifying feature the guard was looking for.

>Goethel is probably among the least deserving of death Disney villains ever
Nah, fuck her.
Abusive parents deserve no sympathy, especially when they feel no remorse.

I guess to be fair, The mother and father didn't even witness the hair losing its power when cut like Gothel did so they'd have no reason to assume her captor would force her to never cut her hair. On that topic, I wonder if the king and Queen would've tried to work something out with Gothel if she'd just been open about what she used the flower for. I mean she had it first. And she wasn't even using it for anything evil. It'd at least make the king look kinda cruel to just flower jack this withering old lady. So of course they portray the events in a way that make the king seem blameless.

She was a cartoon villain, but still unironically took care of her kidnapping victim better than 50% of actual parents do of their children that they actually love most of the time. But even then, I'm talking comparatively. She isn't an evil, cold-blooded killer like most Disney baddies, she's just a kidnapper who really wants to live forever. She definitely didn't deserve a violent death. Just letting her die of old age by denying her Raps' hair would have been a far better end. As it is, Raps looked a fucking monster by turning on the person she though was her mother for 18 years at the drop of a hat. It really looks like the lack of love went both ways.

He's a king, what does he care for some peasant's dibs? He owns his land and all in it. Also, I guess Goethel could have actually given Raps a haircut but kept a single braid, there was really nothing to indicate the healing is proportional to hair volume. That would have been far easier to conceal and Raps would have been a brunette, fitting the image of the princess even less.

I feel like if the King had just taken her flower then Gothel would've almost been too sympathetic for the audience to take seriously.

I love how they put so much effort on designing Rapunzel's feet. They have more detail than other princesses. Compare with Moana's feet. There's a lot more detail in Rapunzel.

Proof that the makers of Tangled really loved it and are as much degenerates as us.

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Yeah, if only some of those degenerates could work their magic more often.

It's just a foot.