Outside of Will Smith, this movie is the definition of soulless

You're not allowed to say "a film was bad besides this aspect" now?
The world isn't black and white dude

If she had the midriff I might cut her some slack. But she doesn't, so no deal.

But you should remember Genie is the soulest part of the original Aladdin movie, so if Will Smith kills it, it won't be a bad thing.

I still say they should have gotten Jim Carrey as Genie

Who the hell's the non-jasmine girl?

no the most soulless part was the seduction scene

Oh, I see you're gay for Smith's cock

>Genie is the soulest part of the original Aladdin
Why lie?

Not really, every other character in the movie came off as bland and unmotivated. Some were barely even acting.

Jaz's gal pal handmaid (who Genie bangs)

That’s exactly how criticism works. You can’t even call this pathetic garbage “criticism” it’s so devoid of any actual substance.

Yes the world IS that black and white. You can’t worthlessly bitch about a film and then say “except this actor” just because everyone would jump down your throat for saying you disliked that actor.

This is just 100% false.
To the point where I don’t even think you saw the same movie.
Also, I doubt you have any acting experience to actually make a claim like that.

>no snake Jafar
Fuck this movie.

>Copies it in an almost 1 to 1 translation
>Changes it enough that it removes certain aspects that take away from the original experience
What the fuck were they thinking? Is Disney really this incompetent? It's like they're actively sabotaging their own movies.

Smith's singing felt like he wasn't even remotely into it. Prince Ali was just sad.

>a Disney "live-action" remake turns out to be a soulless product

paint me surprisd, OP.

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You know if you're using generic Will Smith acting the role of Will Smith as the only thing that's *good*, it's probably pretty fucking shit.

Who's the other woman?

Jasmine's chamber maid who also ends up as genie's love interest/waifu

What really ? Wtf disney

Hahahah! ...you're kidding, right?

They change it toJafar turning Iago into a massive version of himself instead. It's weird because Iago is just a normal parrot here, he has no personality or real relationship with Jafar, yet they hinged an "epic" moment around him.

Nope! But it's not a bad addition (compared to other changes), to be fair. Get ready for Jasmine to beat box during the ending dance sequence!

I agree. Things like bisexuals and pansexuals are just gays who trying to make it sound more exotic/trendy

>They change it toJafar turning Iago into a massive version of himself instead

Did the writers lose their minds

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That doesn't sound neo-disney enough.

>first Maleficent
>now Jafar
It's like they want to make their villains lame

Jimmy is too busy trying to catch a blue hedgehog.
I opt for Shaq instead.

No Jafar singing his version of Prince Ali when he becomes sorceror. But hey, instead we have a kinda backstory for him where he steals from Aladdin showing him that 'hey boy, I was a street rat like you once'.

That has never been how it was worked you stupid fucking nigger.

>every male needs a love interest to have a satisfying ending

So since this and Dumbo have gotten mixed reviews and scores across the board, is there any hope of TLK remake also failing to meet expectations?

It honestly looks boring since they're going all in on the "muh realism". And will probably hit uncanny when they open their mouths to speak or try to emote.

This is an awful take

>smith's genie is the biggest cause for debate and anger
>turns out that he, jasmine, and all the side characters are more interesting than aladdin and jafar
It's the Heimdall effect all over again.

Every single one of the live action remakes are terrible and imaginatively bankrupt, it's just a money grab.

who's the chick in red supposed to be?

i heard cinderella was decent, true or false

i'm surprised they're acknowledging that princesses have servants. that's less gutless than i thought.