Think we'll ever get an Agent Venom movie?
I seriously don’t understand how someone can be threatened by a guy that looks like this. Holland Peter can literally push him and he’d fall.
Unless Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth sign up to be the new Flash Thompson, I doubt it.
>Chris Evans / Hems vs Tom Hardy
>Both Venoms
>Sequel hook for both of them to team up against Carnage
Fuck, now I want this to happen.
Because while Peter is being Spider-Man, He can't build a social rapport. Flash has that by being rich and being smart on the side. Flash wouldn't use violence and Peter wouldn't abuse his strength after Uncle Ben died and he became Spider-Man. The best thing thing he can do is ignore him but he can't really ignore it when he's being criticized for missing stuff he needs to do. Remember how he Flash got people to jeer at him after he promised that Spider-Man would come.
It's supposed to reflect how unless you go to a shithole school, being a physically abusive bully is kind of out of date. These days, bullies are the assholes that mock and insult "losers" IRL and online, no need for physical violence.
Except there's no uncle Ben in this universe.
I think you meant Uncle Tony
Peter still wouldn’t physically threaten the older versions of flash even if they were bigger and stronger than the Indian manlet, flash strength was never the point people are just angry that they replaced the big white bully stereotype for a brown person
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Not without a fuckton of character development and this guy hitting the gym
There’s no gym for the face so I hope they go for another option
There's about as much chance of them making a Mar-Vell movie, a Thunderstrike movie, or a Dickbats movie
If you look at the actual original Spider-Man comics, Flash never physically abused or threatened Peter, he just lead his posse in making fun of Peter and ostracizing him.
>he's STILL fucking butthurt
This, the ONLY time he ever hit Peter was in a boxing match that they both agreed to.
>stout fat guy chad
what
What, you mean it's not common where you come from?
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>Flashfags get this dumb pajeet while Brockchads get based Tom Hardy
Loving every laugh.
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Except PETER never said shit about spider-man coming to the party. He even said "I don't really know him. I've met him through the Stark Internship." It was all the fat fuck who said that.
No I agree with Movies will bend over backwards to justify working with actors they like. We all know the the director is full of shit, but you just sort have to take it.
I watched the movie, really this is the type of kid in highschool who is bully adjacent. The kid who makes fun of others with no way to back it up and prays no one will ever call him out on his shit. He's the kid who would cry if he ever met a real bully.
>He's the kid who would cry if he ever met a real bully.
those type of "bullies" do not exist any more
If you physically hurt someone you get expelled
nowadays bullying is psychological and emotional they Insult you,they give you a mocking nickname,they steal your stuff but you have no proof so you can't tell the teacher,they throw stuff at you
but stuff like wedgies,shoving you into lockers and beating you up don't happen
>pajeet
spic*
Whatever, the exact flavor of turd he is doesn't matter.
We'll be lucky if we even get regular Venom in the MCU with the way Sony is handling things.
You saw the storytime with the living brain too, eh?
It was storytimed recently? No, I read the story myself years ago.
>those type of "bullies" do not exist any more
Everybody keeps saying that I'm pretty sure it's bullshit. I can't actually have proof because I'm a grown ass man. But the world isn't squeaky clean nor should it be.
Yeah just like two days ago or so
Schools now literally have metal detectors and armed guards, like fuck you're getting away with actually trying to fight someone
Just ambush people in the bathroom with an oversized sock full of sand or AA batteries. If it works in jail it works in high school.
After school
Then someone records it on their phone and you get sued since everyone in America loves to sue.
I'll admit that maybe at an inner city school you could get away with this easier, but movie Peter is in like super genius academy.
He's his friend. You get peer pressured into that. You share the hate.
How is he Spider-Man by the time of Civil War then? He even saves people. Before Uncle Ben died, Peter couldn't give two shits about saving people. This isn't taking into consideration the number of times they imply him in Homecoming.
I didn't say bullying didn't stop
It happens but its not as psychical as it used to be
Listen I'm 20 years old and just a couple years ago I was bullied
I wasn't the shoved in a lockers,beaten up,given a wedgie e.t.c. cause thats not how bullying is anymore
I was insulted,the bully kids used to throw milk cartons at me from afar,some kids used to steal my books and pens and I had no way of accusing them because I had no proof and this used to be constant thing I had to deal with everyday
so one time I did get angry and their was a bully kid (shawn) and I had enough of his and his friends bullshit so I just slapped in the face and I was the one who got suspended cause he had friends and i didn't and they all had a joint narrative that they never did anything to me and I just him without reason
This is just how modern bullying is nowadays
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Bully exist, all I'm saying. You want to believe they don't the that's something you CHOOSE to believe.
Oops nevermind, I misqoute
I want it, yes
Not with him.
>they reveal he’s actually the adopted child of some rich white folks
>their rebellious biological son Eugene ran away to join the marines and has been on deployment in the Middle East
Only way I can think of to handle it.
too rational, user. stop using real world logic to explain capeshit.
>Somewhere in Eastern Europe, in some castle
>HYDRA is making turbo space-marines on crack so they can invade Switzerland and get all the jew dental gold back along with the recipe for white chocolate
>Background mook says "we must protect our teeth and a future for our white creme eggs" before being shot by an Isla, She-wolf of the Gulag knock-off
>Blah blah, evil plan, blah... "But only one man can stop us now", she goes
>Other "funny" scene in which all the hydra goons list whoever she talks about, from captain america to Howard the Duck while she grows angrier
>Actually it's some random guy from SHIELD
>They plan to off him before the invasion by using their most trusted agent, Chad Nitro Turbocock TOMSON, called "Flash" for his abysmal sexual skills, to whom they'll give the symbiote they found on the black market or something
>for added points, they stored it in a metal countainer and got it through customs by pretending it was a japanese PS4, WINK WINK SUBTLETY
>They stare at it for 5 seconds and mail half of it to their guy again in a smaller container with whoever paid the most between UPS and FedEx to appear in this movie
>2 weeks later
>Pajeet Flash goes to the door
>It's the Amazon guy for the Beats by Dre™ Headphones he ordered
>the box seems to have gotten wet at some point
>the name is barely readable
>Zipcode seems wrong
>and he didn't order shit
>well, free headphones, gimme dat
I straight up can't see this kid as Flash, Flash is a pretty particular sort of character, maybe a little dated, but still.
Flash is the sort of all-american boy, the shining preppy football star schoolboy who's actually broken as fuck due to a shit home life and kind of a shitty person because of it, the kind of human who usually peaks in high school and crashes hard after because of their deep, deep flaws.
This kid is a pretty strictly modern bully. He's an unlikable, dorky punk who happens to have money. Like, the writing wouldn't change even if you got an actor who looked like flash does in the comics, that's the major thing here.
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People keep saying this but it's not true in the slightest
I still wonder who wrote this specific line.
But nobody actually seems to like him, the people on his team seem more annoyed by him than anything. And the people at his party were only there cause people had money
Old Flash was a typical jock big dumb tough handsome personable. He was everything peter wasn’t and it what made the dynamic work especially with him being a big fan of spider-man this kid doesn’t have any of it