*Yawns* Ahhh….what a beautiful morning. The sun, rises, shining all across the land...

You’d be one too if half of your body was burnt like an overcooked marshmallow

RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES

Attached: 1529357438855.png (473x461, 274K)

He asked the gems: across all possible timelines and realities, what pizza is the best?

Peter parker showed up and said "Pizza time".

It was then that Thanos knew the stones had to be destroyed.

AND THEN AS THANOS OPENS THE PIZZA BOX BAM! POW! WHAP! THE AVENGERS STRUCK HIM DOWN! WARMACHINE AND BANNER AND EVEN THAT CHICK WITH THE MAN CHIN HOLD HIM DOWN AND CAPATIN AMERICA WALKS IN AND SAYS "WHERE'S THE FUCKING STONES SHIT HEAD?!" AND THANOS SMILED AND SAYS THEY ARE GONE I DESTROYED THEM. THOR ANGRY AS FUCK SWUNG HIS AXE AND SAID "I'M GONNA END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER!"

THE END

(End Credits: Peter Dancing in a black suit with the gauntlet.)

Attached: 1558575706347.png (1686x1180, 661K)

This thumbnail looks like Thanos sloppily making out with SIR.

SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Luis?

And then I said, "Boom! You looking for this"

>Mm I am hungry time to make me a perfectly balanced breakfast.
Fixed it. OP is an unfunny fag as usual

Did.. did you just draw this? For me?

No it was a request on Yea Forums

Ah right on

Rude.

I wrote like that on purpose. No need to be mean.

he just wanted to eat his breakfast in peace :(

Attached: me sad me so so sad.jpg (563x364, 141K)

AGGHHHH MORNING STEW SAVE ME!

-Love Yea Forums

My testicles can be pretty mean, if you know what I mean.

Most Hollywood blockbusters do.
But IW was definitely the more solid film.

Close but I'll give you a kek, made me chuckle.

shut the fuck up hes literally perfect. Avengers are sad cunts doing him like that.

To be fair, who was going to come after him? Earthlings lacked interstellar travel abilities and Captain Marvel didn't exist until after he snapped.

Why didn't he just kill himself?

you're starting to sound a little gay now, user.

Why is the pizza guy sweating and crying?

took him more than 30 minutes

He was a boring, generic doomsday villain who spent all his time moping around brooding when he wasn't giving cliche Final Fantasy-tier monologues about how unstoppable he was. I never bought for an instant that he had any genuine appreciation for any other person, let alone for culture or society.

It took him a longtime to find the place

they killed big purple dad :(

daddy no! pls leave daddy alone :'(

You imbecile; you absolute philistine. Off yourself.

Yup, I actually feel for him

He was literally more likeable than all the 'good guy' hero characters. I wanted them all to die. At least Iron Man is gone for good now. He was one of the worst.

It was his last chance. :(

In a super hero movie!? Noooooooooo. Sarcasm aside yeah it was dumb, but when I saw my kids face light up I knew this was just good fun and these kids are having the best childhood ever.

NANI?!

That doesn't make sense.

I don't remember, what was the first AHH [name] SAVE ME thing? Was it Steve calling for Tony?

avengers where joss whedon had the super soldier run about and hide behind corners like a bitch

It’s basically the intro of Shrek except the villagers actually kill him.

I saw infinity war last night out of the blue for no reason, the only other marvel movie i've seen since the cinematic universe was iron man 1 and deadpool. I thought it was a pretty fun movie but looking back, there are so many useless scenes that seem like they're only there because fanservice.

>best character in the MCU (Maw) back alive at the end of Endgame
>dies again

LAME

Attached: 569256.jpg (700x1080, 49K)

>the look of utter disappointment on young thanos face when everyone got snapped

You are not welcome here boomer.

Yeah, someone pointed that out before I watched it, and I couldn't un-see it in the movie. Got a chuckle, there.

Oh hey, Thanos with actual dark eyes. It's an improvement.

The retarded thing isn't that he retired to farm, I felt like that actually made sense. But if he hadn't destroyed the gems he would have kept living in peace without anybody bothering him.
If he thought the gems were going to be a problem down the line he could have just threw them inside different suns or even just on different planets. The only reason he managed to find them is because they were all conveniently in the hands of someone important or hidden inside some kind of temple. There's literally no reason to almost kill yourself to destroy them

He says there was no use for them besides the "temptation" to use them again.

You are trying to apply logic to a dude who is literally called MAD Titan.

AAAHHHH MAW HELP ME I'M MAKING A STEW BUT THE AVENGERS CAPTURED ME NOW ITS GOING TO BOIL FOR TOO LONG

I still dont understand why Strange gave Thanos the time stone. He wouldnt have gotten the mind stone if not for the time one. He knew Stark was gonna die anyways so asking Thanos to spare him was kinda pointless

what

You mean Squidward?

>As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.

What did he mean by this?

No one really knows how Wanda's powers work. When Thanos found himself being overpowered, he probably assumed it was some sort of sorcery he had never encountered, which is why he called out for Maw.

Completion of the character arc from "dindu nuffin" to "The Mad Ttitan" even though Thanos already came across as insane because of the infinite resources argument that seems so credible without multiversal entities like the Living Tribunal to explain why you can't make infinite resources in a discretely closed single universe.

Why didn't Thanos just erase everyone's memory of all that was lost in the snap?

Based

>to explain why you can't make infinite resources in a discretely closed single universe.

You pretty much can. The universe is only "closed" for the sake of argument. There is effectively infinite empty space to play with.

Yeah but both were kino

No

He's not Thanos "The Mad Titan"
stop this meme
He's Thanos "The Shitty Writing"
All he displayed was a plot shortcut coming off as an internet fedora pseudo logic

So.....did he like build that house many decades ago or something

He stopped giving a shit after achieving his goal. He was probably in so much pain after doing the 2nd snap to destroy the stones he was waiting for someone to come along and put an end to his pain.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME MY HEAD WILL BE A ROLLING
THOR'S AX IS THE SHARPEST TOOL IN MY SHED
I WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH AN ANT MAN IN MY BUM
IN THE SHAPE OF A TURD IN MY RECTUM

This is why the Infinity Gauntlet should've been anal beads instead.

WELP
THE AVENGERS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
THEY'RE INVADING ME SWAMP AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO MAKE RESOURCES FOR EVERYONE
NOW I NEED YOUR HELP MAW O DEATH I FEEL SO DUMB

He absolutely loved his two daughters you bafoon

sounds like you're the only fedora here.