Steve knows the future memes.Join in if you got anything good

>"Kennedy is a big inspiration for me! I can't believe people have been spreading so many rumors of him. I hope he gets a second term!"
>Steve sips his coffee quicker

He probably got involved in Vietnam, helping out the Vietminh.

>he realizes the good guys lost WWII

>Peggy: Hey Steve, Michael Jackson is performing at a park near our house!

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Peggy: Now that segregation is gone, black people can finally better themselves!
Steve: ...

>Peggy: Hey those new towers in New York look great we should probably visit them sometimes
>Steve: ...

>

What's going to have been something major that Steve won't have had time to research about, but would still sort of know?

Like, does he remember that Oklahoma gets bombed, but is just spacing out on when the date was?

Would he prevent howard starks death from Bucky?

No

Howard Stark living would probably mean Tony never becoming Iron Man.

>”Hey, Steven. Isn’t it amazing how much weight that guy Jared lost from the Subway diet? Not that you need pointers on healthy living, hahaha!”
>”.......We’re going to a diner.”

>inplying steve would not pass all the time shitalking gays all the time in the past because he wont get in trouble.

WW2 vets didn’t fight in other wars other than in officer roles in Korea, and 9/11 already had plenty of other warnings that were ignored.

brutal maymay

>Peggy realizes she can get spoilers about the future by randomly namedropping stuff and watching his reaction
>Steve after a few years of this

Also, it occurs to me that since Thor is thousands of years old, you could have him and Steve meet in the past.

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>Peggy: Hey Steve did you meet our new Neighbors the Bundys, John, Linda and their Son Ted.

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steve was always a friend to the gays

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fuck you, he didn't do shit

>Peggy: Hey Steve, Dan Schneider wants to make a tv show about us. Hey, why are my shoes and socks missing?
>Steve:

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That's the point, he could have and he didn't

Howard Stark living and being a better father to Tony would probably increase the likelihood of him becoming Iron-man. Especially if you consider the fact that Steve will also be present to mentor a young Tony.

>Steve gives Bill Cosby a stern talking-to before Cosby starts using Quaaludes on victims

I don't think user meant Steve

>He actually gives him the idea.

Peggy: That JFK sure is a man of the people, I think he'll do great this decade.
Steve:

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>Steve will also be present to mentor a young Tony.
Uncle America spin-off when?

>peggy: steve, michael's doing a comeback tour! i hope it revives his career, he really needs it!

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Iron Man was engineered because his situation, it makes no real sense for it to happen without his whole kidnapping.
Though a better relationship with his dad would probably let him brainstorm with him to make cool inventions for all of humanity. Like making a better arc reactor and that new element that Howard found but couldn't make with current technology that Tony built over a weekend, alone.

>Steve Rogers sucks on Peggy's tits, so that she can't see the look on his face, since he knows that tomorrow, his best friend Bucky is going to commit yet another murder in his capacity as a brainwashed Nazi assassin. He sighs softly, knowing that he cannot change the past, or else Thanos wins and he will be unable to ever gain access to those tits.

>Steve, come quick! SEGA have just released the Dreamcast! This is the greatest thing ever. They're gonna make so much money with this thing!

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>he could have and he didn't
You don't know that at all

>Peggy: *follows Cuban missile crisis nervously*
>Steve: Change the channel, The Andy Griffith Show is on

Falcon looks like shit here

>sue: don't worry johnny, we're a family and we're going to stick together forever!

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Schneider only goes after kids.

Can he? I don't think there is a real way that a single man can stop 9/11, but, i think this and maybe kennedy's assassination are one of the few events cap can really make a difference in.

>I don't think there is a real way that a single man can stop 9/11
>Cap throws shield at George W. Bush
>George W. Bush is now unable to do 9/11

>I don't think there is a real way that a single man can stop 9/11
It was just a plane jacking. He could probably stop it with a phone call
>hey this is captain america I've got a tip about a possible terrorist attack we need to beef up security
>catch the terrorists before they even get on the plane

>mfw Cap tries this and the response is "Yeah, we already know this is going to happen, Hail Hydra"

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Wow, Cap is useless after all.

Real question, what'd he do about Hydra?
Half of major events are probably Hydra false flags in the first place.

Give him enough in with the OSS and he can just undercut the German patsies who leveraged themselves into it.

He would know not to underestimate Zola at least.

Why doesn't Cap just shut her up with his monster dong?

>hey this is captain america I've got a tip about a possible terrorist attack we need to beef up security
>"Nice prank call kiddo. The cap has been dead since WWII. Now fuck off, you might be clogging an important call."

Wouldn't they both be old at that point not to care about games?

Then just make an anonymous threat and they would shut that shit down. Easy. Also
>implying miss giant tits would stop her career
>implying steve wouldn't get restless and become Cap again

The thing is even if you stop that one there's probably another one that would happen, as airport security really picked up because of 9/11, and it's not like Al Qaeda was going to lose motivation.

But he doesn't know the planes numbers nor from where they are coming from. The cap has no information other than:
-Some planes will attack the pentagon and the twin towers.
And nothing else; those kind of calls end up being treated as prank calls.

I guess. Still, if he prevents the JFK assassination(which he could easily) then he may not need to stop 9/11 at all. That would cause a massive butterfly effect.

Because he's a fictional character written by current year liberals. A real guy from the '40s would likely at least be uncomfortable with homosexuality.

He'd probably need to assassinate Henry Kissinger to ensure that a 9/11 equivalent doesn't happen eventually.

That's a good point. I mean, he doesn't even need to try to stop the bullet, just create some event before the bullet gets fired.

see Cap has been cool with gays since his inception.

>Grabs a Stinger and gets it on the WTC
>Shoots the planes down

>Steve didn't find young Jim Jones and beat his face in

>Steve saves Jimmy Hoffa
>Prevents Waco

Epic twitter maymay you fucking faggot

Suck my dick, Hydra

cap seems like a scared little bitch here and falcon so brave

It looks like Falcon is protecting them

Kissinger was just a product of the world he lived in, if you take him out someone else would have come up with scummy realpolitik, same way killing Hitler probably wouldn't have prevented the rise of nationalism in Germany.

Peggy: I love Princess Diana! I can see her becoming Queen.

Steve:

"You and Bucky take care, and don't forget to cry to Wanda for help when you chucklefucks end up out of your depth."

As Yea Forums has proven, 99% of current Yea Forums users came here from twitter and/or reddit.

ALL of the original Yea Forums posters were permabanned when GamerGate happened.

SERIOUS QUESTION:

Is this literally THE unfunniest meme of all time?

Because not only have I not even slightly grinned at even a single one of them, but they actually make me think that the best version of them would be Peggy telling Steve "Hey, this new Yea Forums site sure is funny!"

>turns out that steve has to have a hand in all the horrible things that have happened or else time becomes destabilized
youtube.com/watch?v=W6naJ08Tskk
It'd be like this episode of Red Dwarf where the crew messes with time by accidentally killing the supposed sniper for the Kennedy assassination and decide to get JFK himself to be the second gunman for his own murder.

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>Peggy: hey Steve, that new Chuck place is great, I bet they’ll never go out of business
>Steve:...

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No fun allowed

>Cap was living in a more peaceful MCU

BASED

>I can't believe people oppose gay marriage like it's some kind of slippery slope, Steve. That's a fallacy!

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I like how your attempt at being funny doesn't even work within the framing of the meme.

Well it is.

The best part is Steve would meet old impetuous warrior Thor. He could be the guy who Thor associates with himself growing wiser and less of an asshole

Several years back some user came up with the perfect description of what's wrong with Redditors that come here and think they can fit in with forced memes. Redditors want a cake made entirely of frosting. They care not for any real substance, they just want the sugary mush that comes on top. This is what you want. Because you're them. You don't let things arise organically to give them any substance, you want your memes to be quick, easily digestible, and out your fat ass almost as soon as it goes down your gullet.

>t. Redditor

Cap was living in a timeline where he stopped Hydra from controlling SHIELD, where he personally found and mentored Nick Fury to be a better man, where he saved Bucky in like the 60s at the latest, where he made the Avengers when Hank Pym and Howard Stark we’re both alive, and where he found and saved Natasha Romanov long before her ledger was red. He literally knows the best people to choose before they ever became the heroes they would become. His timeline is a fucking golden monument to Steve Rogers, Perfect Human.

sure kid

It does

the first well known transsexual in the 1950s (christine jorgesson or however you spell it) was a commended military man, so i think steve would be fine with the trans

imagine being so SEETHING at other people enjoying a meme that you type a post like this, wew lad. Go outside.

>Steve calls president
>"9/11 will happen tomorrow"
>"9/11? Thanks for telling me, Steve. I won't let this happen on American soil."
>Bush announces that American calendar will skip 9/11 and tomorrow will officially be 9/12

Based Steve

See? these kinds of faggots are the niggers that ruined the site

>no way this is real
>google it
>its real
>nbc is promoting this
holy shit pol was right
jew media is pushing child shit
what the fuck

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this entire board is a lavatory cake

>the terrorists kill themselves in mass confusion

What are you still doing here, user? I thought I told you to go outside.

i dont see why you have such an issue with this. its just a bit of fun dude

I bet most people in this thread have been on Yea Forums longer than you, tough guy. Give up the oldfag act, my redditor newfriend, and you’ll fit right in okesase?

It doesn't. How the fuck would 80-year-old Peggy or Cap even know what Yea Forums is? They'd be struggling through the Yahoo homepage.

That’s what lack of going outside does to a man

He was also doing Ketamine. Welcome to Honkworld, you were here all along.

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If only you knew how bad things really were.

>that 80-year-old shitposter who told you to "have sex"

>Steve, I was wondering if you would be open to adopting a child from another country. There's this young girl named Natasha...

i imagine cap would know what it is, even just 'that creepy board i clicked on by accident'

that would kill everybody!
NO 9/11
NO buttfuck intervention in the sandnighgerland
NO random Terrorists
NO 9 Rings
NO IRONMAN!

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That you're not arguing the point only reinforces it, you little shits. You have no substance here. You're shoving frosting in your face and screeching when someone tells you that you should stop.

That'd almost be an improvement at this point.

I think you just came up with the perfect example of a Redditor. Congrats, dude.

I thought I told you to go outside, user. Why are you still here?

OR it creates a wildly different timeline where thanos never gets all the stones.

Peggy might be one of those gamer grandmas

>Thanos has to live on Earth since he's been overthrown
>works at McDonald's

Fuck you, Ive been here since 08 and we've always been like this.

Keep lying to yourself

Based oldfriend

Cringe newfriend

>peggy plays ww2 type games
>calls people scrubs

>Noobmaster69 is Peggy

No.

it's all coming together

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SOJ getting their arrogant asses handed to them because they couldn't listen to SOA was a lesson in true meritocracy, and you can't convince me otherwise.

Fuck you "we" have. Capeshit movies has changed this board.

Top kek

Based but wrongpilled ESL poster

Hitler was a fall guy

Well, if Stephen King taught me anything Kennedy NEEDS to be assassinated.

Won't say it wasn't deserved.

Steve cannot change the Past, as he was already in it and influenced it.

the world he woke up from the ice to. Was the world that Old Steve had shaped.

Hataraku Inevitaburu

>Steve couldn't land the plane in the Altlantic
>9/11 happens the same way The First Avenger ended, with him crashing the plane

I can smell your fedora from here, fag.

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top kek

>steve does a bunch of things to avert terrorism and disasters
>inadvertantly causes new different horrors he can't predict because of the butterfly effect

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/pol/ is ALWAYS right

Just because it's the past doesn't mean every white guy immediately has a hate boner for blacks and gays

this
progress isn't linear. renessience age florence had homo shit everywhere, compare to, say, victorian age florence, a lot different.

I just want to point out that the man in the front of this image does NOT look like Anthony Mackie.

is that his stunt guy?

>Steve's life becomes ruled by the baby Hitler paradox
>Wanna talk about it?
>No.

Pol/is a shithole from niggers and cuck lovers,fuck that place.

>implying shit like this hasn't been happening since the 80's
Oh sweet naive child

Oh you think New York is bad, we got that and then some.

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No shit, sherlock

Bucky killed Kennedy though as the winter soldier in the MCU and is still a highly trained assassin. What would Captain's reaction be seeing him again in that form?

>WWII vets refused to fight in Vietnam, Desert Storm and Iraq
UNPATRIOTIC COWARDS

>He's awoken another 70 years In the future

I call bullshit.

It is unfortunate that Japan lost Manchuria

I mean, they’re safe to visit anytime between their construction and September 10th, 2001, barring a single day in 1993

Oh is it user, hmmm perhaps why don't you google it and find out.

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Yea Forums was never good

>google it
>see this article adjacent to "HIV on the rise in California"
They're so stupid we just can't help them.
Man this sucks.

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Humanity Deserves to be wiped out

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>hey steve, half life 1 and 2 were amazing! i can't wait for half life 3!

Cartoonfags such as yourself

>with no survivors

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user Cartoons>Any comic

>EXTREMELYZOOMEDINSTEVEFACE.JPG

Peggy: OMG Steve! JFK is rolling though Dallas
Steve:

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How about just Cali, Sweden and Germany as a compromise?

Imagine the money Steve would make doing bets in the NFL

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So you're saying there's a timeline where Steve becomes Biff Tannen?

Steve Rogers cannot win no matter what he does.

that would make a awesome movie

The confusing part is that the face is clearly superimposed, you can see the outline, but it doesn't appear to be Mackie's face.

Based

Peggy: Steve why did you invest thousands of dollars or our money in Johnson & Johnson stock?
Steve:

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Stealth bazillionaire Steve redistributing his wealth secretly is my new favorite take.

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In reverse:
>1970s, Steve tells Peggy they REALLY should go and see Elvis some time soon.

>It's going to be in the morning, carried out by Saudi nationals. United 93 will be hijacked and crashed, too.

>Steve, this new George Lucas movie about a duck looks to be a surefire hit!

Shut the fuck up faggot

>terrorists kill themselves in mass confusion
that's kind of the point of being a terrorist

For all we know shit like jfk an heroed, 9/11 and even waco shenanigans didn't even happened in MCU universe although I do hope waco did happened in MCU

Reminder that MJ was still alive when Iron Man came out.

>he didn't already know

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It is a fallacy. Moving further away from monarchy and theocracy slippery slope into this. Freedom is a slippery slope.

this thread reminds me of hot tub time machine

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Plane explodes and fiery wreckage blows up an orphanage. Cap actions are claimed by Middle East Terror cells. He becomes the FBI's most wanted. His face becomes synonymous throughout the world as the icon for militant Islamics. Cap has to go into hiding in the shittiest bark of Pakistan, the only people who will accept him. Can no longer suck on sweet titties and dies in poverty hiding.

i dont even watch cartoons
its jsut a cute english girl

>Peggy: Thank God Yea Forums contained those racists in /pol/ where they can't cause any trouble.
>Steve:

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The very first comic book gay was Steve's childhood best friend and Pinky Pinkerton of the Howling Commandos was very obviously gay. Current year liberals of the times INVENTED Captain America. Don't pretend him being progressive is some sort of recent phenomena.

Peggy: Steve, come look. Apollo 1 is about to launch.
Steve: ...

>Peggy: This Warwick Davis fellow has a promising future in movies, don't you agree?
>Steve:

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>pic
You don't understand the context.
Before that, people who suspected they might have been exposed could just NOT get tested, and they would be let go scott-free. They technically didn't know.
You could just say say that any exposure is criminal, but that means you're also going to punish people who genuinely didn't know, as well as people who had sex with people who consent to danger.

The best solution is to only punish intentional exposure against the partner's knowledge and/or consent.

It's ridiculous Yea Forums thinks Steve's /ourguy/ and Bucky stans call him MAGA Steve and both say the same things. I blame Feige for this.

>food analogy

Christ, common sense died in 2012, didn't it? I mean yeah this shit happened before, but it wasn't promoted by fucking national news outlets, was it?

Food analogy bad.
I didn't even read the post you were responding to, but discrediting food analogies is retarded

Media knows it will cause controversy.
Controversy gets them clicks. Clicks get them money.
By talking about it, you are ensuring that at least one user here will go read the article, and/or talk to other people about it, getting the media money and encouraging this behavior.

it's really amazing how he punched hitler even before the US declared war on nazis

Peggy: I'm so excited to see Episode I. That Jar Jar fellow looks hilarious. I hope our grandchildren like it
Steve:

Steve wouldn't have let that shit happen if he was around.

>Reporting = Promoting
>CLICKBAIT = Pro
You dumb pathetic cunt.

See these
are hilarious, something harmless and insignificant beyond Steve's control. The 9-11 and Sandy Hook just feels godawful and unfunny because real people died.
This would be fun. Steve and Thor in Asgard was hilarious even when Loki was pretending to be Steve.
I can actually see this happening, poor guy. Imagine him trying for decades to eradicate Hydra, this time because he got a second chance and knows the future and then the infiltration still happens.

>instead of wrapping his jimmy he decides to keep having unprotected sex while feigning ignorance

>Cap fully grows out his beard and changes his name to Ahmed

steve is an art student yes he would

only good ones tbqh

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Based

The Japs and Blacks, on the other hand...

I have been here since 07, doest that mean I am the 1%? How do we know that people who are on Yea Forums just went to twitter?

so very true...

The Asian cultures that effectively refuse to allow subordinates to critique their superiors are slowly changing their ways in regards to not being able to be told anything, as it's lead to numerous internationally embarrassing incidents where someone was being beaten over the head with important information but ignoring it because the person telling them had to be so polite and roundabout, from the South Korean airplane crash's painful black box discussed in pic related to the Fukushima disaster caused by faulty engineering that was assumed to be correct because Japs think it's shamefur dispray to call someone out for being wrong.

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I saw Captain America in the 1950s in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him what the implications to the timeline were for him staying in the past to vigorously fuck Agent Carter.

He said "Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "I can do this all day" and explaining to me that he couldn't interfere with 9/11 or the Kennedy assassination in front of my face. I walked away and continued to go about my business, and I heard him chuckle patriotically as I walked off. When I tried to cross the street I saw him talking to Hank Pym with like 15 Pym particles in his hand without any need for them.

Hank was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Steve, you need to use these to return the Infinity Gems.” At first he kept pretending to not be a man out of time and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and started handing the particles back to Pym.

When Hank refused one of the particles and started blocking Steve's hand multiple times, he stopped him and told Hank that he had already returned the stones “to prevent any chrono-spatial anomalies,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s how time travel works. After Hank took each particle and put them in his pockets and started to explain time travel, Cap kept interrupting him by motorboating Peggy's sweet, sweet tits really loudly.

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>Steve, I´m impresed. Going to Germany after all these years. I really hope Olympics game in Munich will be good fresh start for Germans
>Steve why are you taking ski balaclava for summer in Germany

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I'm sure Steve did a lot of good, but there had to be some kind of Monkey's Paw affect to some of his actions. Like, he stop Hydra before they infiltrate SHIELD, but Howard Stark ends up being assassinated in the 60s instead of the 80s by Hydra remnants.

It's not ideal, but there has to be action taken against all of these people. If not for punishment then for containment. Whether or not they chose to do what they did and were aware of it, it's for the safety of everyone else. Restrict them to one partner or the rest of the HIV / AIDS positive population. I'd say that's more than fair considering their disease has a high mortality.

I can't tell if this post is trying to be pro-gay saying that homos shouldn't be punished for infecting people, or if it's anti-gay because you're literally advocating for the genocide of homosexuals against themselves with their AIDS-ridden cocks.
If someone gave you AIDS, I don't think you would find "uhh... it was an accident!" to be a justifiable excuse.

The only factor that really makes him become iron Man I going to the cave

This is also why Tony Stark is a good character, and Riri fucking sucks.

Damn how can you be so retarded ?

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Whether you like it or not, killing yourself or causing harm to yourself is not illegal - and in my opinion, shouldn't be. So, if somebody consents to having sex with an HIV carrier, they should be allowed to do so.
When you have sex with a rando who never got tested, you're taking a (hopefully informed) risk.

You should be punished for lying about having aids, but just having aids and having aids should not be punishable, unless they misinformed their partner.

>Steve waits inside the tunnel and throws his shield at paparazzis
>Lady Di is saved, but Steve is indicted for killing reporters

Why must you hurt me user.

The MLP exodus was the turning point. Capeshit movies are nothing.

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>steve finds that history is not progressing as it should based on what he was told when unfrozen, has to kill historical figures and crash planes into buildings himself to "preserve" history as he has it figured. Becomes the greatest villian the world will never know.

>Steve tries to fix every disaster he can. Karl Mordo turns up and undoes his work to preserve history while being Dormammu's apprentice and the disaster happens anyway.

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>Paparazzi
>People
Nice one user

Wasn't there a whole thing about time travel not influencing the original future the traveler came from?
I mean Steve could do whatever the fuck in that timeline, it wouldn't change shit would it?

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>as Yea Forums has already proven
Using Yea Forums as evidence to prove anything other than the fact that Yea Forums is and always has been retarded and self-important is idiotic.

>Hey Steve, mind keeping at eye on my slutty teenage son whilst my wife and I take a midnight drive through Winter Soldier country?

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This, though it wasn't just Ponies. As a direct result of the fucking sagebombing and spamming that went on in those threads, the site changed to captcha and post limiting. This had a huge effect on Yea Forums because of its impacts on storytimes and just the general speed and flow of the entire conversation.

Yea Forums got slow, and it users got slow with it.

What? What? What'd I miss?

>sure... by the way, I am a time traveler and have been "fonduing" your wife. In the ass. Nothing has consequence. Drive safe.

I blame Yea Forums learning that they have the power to affect the real world through incessant shitposting for trump and brexit.

Ironically it all started with running MLP out of town because icky candy colored horses were invading their safe space. I hope this gets recorded in history books.

I don't think anyone said that.

I think Howard was sluttier.

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Underrated

>Oh I just want to get some Israeli athletes to sign it

>tfw you create a super soldier and he ends up assreaming your whole family

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>Peggy: Man I sure did love Carrie Fisher's performance in Star Wars, I'm sure this'll be the boost she needs to be one of the most successful actresses in history
>Steve:

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It's oldfag and newfag you twit.

Steve Rogers Assfucks the Multiverse. Bornhub blease.

What was it?

>AAAAH FALCON SAVE ME!!! I'M SCARED!!!

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11 year old worked a drag queen gimmick in the new york territory as a shoot, brother. That shit dont draw in the land of giants; i.e. Bruno V Buddy Rogers. Gorgeous George only drew in CA

SamSteve is the best and no one can change my mind. Look at those strong, protective arms.

>ywn bone Peggy Carter, Howard's wife and then Twink Tony in successive order.

I guess Cap had the right idea.

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Damn, that’s cold.

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People don’t just not touch forums until they’re 18 and jump straight into Yea Forums anymore. The older generations had this luxury but most do not

Ah. I thought it might be that. That (or those; I can't believe there's more than one) kid's parents should be extruded through a fine mesh, and anyone who supports them should be executed.

Cap just throws Mjolnir at United 93, that's why it crashed, it wasn't some mutiny

But I been here from 06 user. I just lurk all the time now and watch as all the boards get filled with political threads and gay shit.

>Peggy: Wow Steve, I didn't expect you to get so invested in a children's card game.
>Steve:

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>"Steve I love you, but I don't understand why you're insisting on us going to Ukraine for our honeymoon, that's behind the Iron Curtain..."
>"Trust me on this, Peggy... If we don't do this, millions on live will be at stake."
>"Can't we let the SSR deal with it?"
>"They wouldn't understand. I know what I'm doing, come with me."
>[days later, at Pripyat]
>"Are you planning on telling me why we're sneaking in a nuclear plant at night? Specially since you're an American icon and I'm a British agent, meaning they're going to shoot us on sight?"
>"Look Peggy, you have to trust me, this is important. I wouldn't have taken you this far if I didn't have a reason."
>"Alright, then. You look ridiculous on a white gown, by the way"
>[Now inside the reactor chamber]
>"This is it, the moment of truth..."
>Steve turns to Peggy, and turns off the safety measures, allowing for the steam to overheat and blow up the core
>Steve: "RUN PEGGY, RUN!"

>Steve, I can't believe you just attacked those gentlemen. I mean, look, you ruined that family picnic over there. I'm terribly sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Castle, I need to have a talk with my husband.

Fucking hell, you really got me with that one.

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>the black magic man ruins everything

pottery

Wholesome

>steve finds that history is not progressing as it should based on what he was told when unfrozen, has to kill historical figures and crash planes into buildings himself to "preserve" history as he has it figured. Becomes the greatest villian the world will never know.

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am brainlet, pls explain

Punisher

He'd fight off the people who were going to accidentally shoot Frank Castle's family.

god this comic is aggressively unfunny

There's only one comic even less funny than Wormwood and that's Stonetoss.

Based and Sneedpilled

>he realises the good guys lost in the cold war

>I don't think user meant Steve

Lol, of course guys here will stick up for a dude like Cosby.

he was racist as fuck against japs and krauts.

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>The very first comic book gay was Steve's childhood best friend and Pinky Pinkerton of the Howling Commandos was very obviously gay.
Fake news. He was never intended to be gay.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_Pinkerton
>Why Pinkerton never accepted a commission was explained as his living a playboy womanizing life style during his initial military training that led him to be unable to catch up with his studies and resigning.
>At the time of their 1966 Vietnam War mission (Annual #3, Sgt Fury and his Howling Commandos) Pinkerton was managing a Playboy Club in London.
>In a 2005 interview, Lee stated that Pinkerton came off as being gay but that "it wasn't purposely done that way".
>In Sgt Fury #23 Pinkerton was portrayed as a playboy. Artist Dick Ayers said in an interview that Stan Lee told him to base Pinkerton on the womanizing actor David Niven.

>this
>progress isn't linear. renessience age florence had homo shit everywhere, compare to, say, victorian age florence, a lot different.
What does renaissance Florence have to do with America in the '40s? I can promise you the average American man in the '40s did not have a favorable view of homosexuals.

>I don't watch/read/play X
>I just like the cute girls!
You are the cancer of this website.

>imagine him trying for decades to eradicate Hydra, this time because he got a second chance and knows the future and then the infiltration still happens.
This would actually be a really cool arc you could do in comics. An entire series about Cap getting to go back in time and live out his life, trying to stop historical tragedies and sometimes failing

>implying they aren't both great

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They aren't. And that's a shit comic by someone who never read Captain America.

there's not a single original Yea Forums poster who gave a shit about Gamergate

Seriously, Gamergate is when Yea Forums became a haven for babby's first /pol/ tirade because SJWs were at the forefront of the news and people wanted to go to a place where you could shit on them with out people saying "well their tactics aren't great, but there's plenty of things wrong with the world and I think they have something of a point"

Yea Forums is more than anime, video games, and racism
Reddit has had a presence on Yea Forums since they first started making icanhascheezeburger websites

>im-fucking-plying 08 motherfuckers are oldfags
Fuck right off.

Mr. Pumpkinface is great too, but I'm less a fan of his artstyle.

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>Sandy Hook
>real people died

real oldfags either killed themselves, grew up because it was a website for literal 15 year olds, or started browsing elsewhere

I'm not saying 06 - 09 is new oldfag territory, I'm just saying, you aren't going to find any oldfags
not even moot gives a shit about Yea Forums

captcha is because of 9gag's owner spamming botting for months.

>grew up because it was a website for literal 15 year olds
The real problem is that today's 15 year olds are trannies, not just the next generation of the usual Yea Forums users.

>today's 15 year olds are trannies, not just the next generation of the usual Yea Forums users.
Yea Forums back then was better not because we were exposed to less PC attitudes, but because we were less exposed in general

It was basically a hidden gem unless you were on the internet ALL of the time
It was >muh secret club unironically, which is why there was so much gore and child porn all of the time, because it wasn't common knowledge that this was a place you could go to

Even if a new Yea Forums popped up and it was full of trannies, it'd still be better than Yea Forums now if nobody fucking went there except for minority fringe groups who all had the same sense of humor

Why did this thread become meta?

>Peggy: Hey steve, Martin luther king is going to led a march in Memphis, supporting the workers. Why don't we go too?
>Steve:

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Steve arrived to shitpost.

We were turned corporate the moment we gave up the lewds and gore. Even with all the racism, it wasn’t enough to deture the tumblr and Twitter audience from nesting here.

>Yea Forums back then was better not because we were exposed to less PC attitudes
No, that is literally the entire reason.
Yea Forums is where everyone used to get away from PC bullshit, in order to get away from PC bullshit.
Now trannies have wormed their ways into tranny janny and mod positions, so literally any content they don't like is a 3 day ban from all boards, always for Rule 3, without any real explanation.
"PC attitudes" have completely ruined Yea Forums, and especially Yea Forums, more than the most dedicated shitposter could ever hope to accomplish. Because no matter what they posted, they could never have turned this place into reddit 2.0.

It's easy to tell you came here with the GG wave, because it was precisely the refuge you found where you could be as racist and uncouth towards these mean girls you hated and the "mainstream" you couldn't agree with. I'm from 2006, 13 years ago already, and I can assure you that aside from the obviously teenagers, none of that shit was actually upheld as a merit.

>Another "Steve is a product of the 1940s" joke
Cyanide and Happiness did it better years ago, and it wasn't even that funny then.

I'm not sure when I first started coming here, but I do clearly remember the Zimmerman trial hilarity, so it must have been at least 2012.
I've been here at least long enough that tranny jannys wouldn't ban you from saying nigger.

Your "tranny" obsession betrays you.

Because trannies never used to be a problem until about 2 years ago.
Some faggots used to like traps, but traps are not trannies.

Yeah? Until 2 years ago? Tell me more.

As it affects Yea Forums, it wasn't until two years ago that people started unironically trying (and failing) to defend SJW shit.
Everyone on Yea Forums spent the better part of a decade shitting on SJW shit, and making fun of each other when it finally came for their favorite character to be subject to it, but now you have unironic trannies defending it.

Wow, I'm amazed at the accuracy of the statement. Specifically two years ago! What happened exactly two years ago that it became this turning point in which "trannies" showed up and started defending SJWs on Yea Forums's holy ground?
And a whole decade shitting on something just for the pendulum to swing back so radically? Damn.

>communism
>good
fuck off tumblr

>What happened exactly two years ago that it became this turning point in which "trannies" showed up and started defending SJWs on Yea Forums's holy ground?
I wouldn't claim to know. what caused them to suddenly start flooding here. The change is beyond obvious, though.
>And a whole decade shitting on something just for the pendulum to swing back so radically? Damn.
Yes. It's transparent because absolutely fuckall has changed, yet despite the fact that nothing has changed, these dumb trannies claim that everything is now "fixed".
And if everyone hates the exact same shit they've been hating on for a decade, you must be an incel youtube comicgate incel have sex comicgate.

>It's transparent because absolutely fuckall has changed
True, comic books still have women and minorities in them, and the women aren't naked enough.

>I used to like Yea Forums, but now, what I used to like isn’t Yea Forums anymore and what Yea Forums is is strange and frightening to me... AND SOMEDAY IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!

Peggy: That Jimmy Saville bloke sure does a lot of good for kids.
Steve:...

I'm happy to tell you VicSims aren't real people, and the crisis actors are alive and well.

you really dont want to claim ownership to the people on infinitychan

What's wrong with infinitychan?

>Steve:....I have no idea who that is.

Tranny jannies can't ban you from the entire website just because they didn't like a post you made on a specific board.
SJWs hate this, because it gives them less control over the discourse.

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He could just drown the fucker

>uhhhhh Steve, it was just a few Arab guys trying to get home. Sure they had some knives on them but that's no big deal. One even is training to be a pilot! Steve, we need to talk about how intolerant you are.

God was very clear
No dykes in space

based as fuck, pwned lads

Maybe there was suppose to be a few dozen more tragedies that Cap prevented and what happened now are the ones we missed or messed up.

Fucking epic.

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> peggy: Howard Stark & Maria had a car accident.
> steve: ...

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>Peggy: "Steve, why are you always so sullen and quiet about everything I say? What's going on?"
>Steve: "..."

Call in a bomb threat on the airline saying there's a bunch of Saudis with boxcutters that will ensure it goes off.

James Woods called up about 9/11 before it happened and the feds only talked to him about it after 9/11

>The 9-11 and Sandy Hook just feels godawful and unfunny because real people died.

I know and the worst part about Sandy Hook is that Obongo is never going to be brought to justice for having government spooks murder those kids so he could try to confiscate guns.

You should have just said Capeshit, you might have had an argument there.

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OH GOD TONY HEEEEELP

You don't need a "false flag" attack for school shootings to happen, there's a new one basically every two weeks.

your face when you realise we are living in steve's alternate timeline and none of the things can be undone

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Demonstrably false.

npr.org/sections/ed/2018/08/27/640323347/the-school-shootings-that-werent

npr.org/2018/03/15/593831564/the-disconnect-between-perceived-danger-in-u-s-schools-and-reality

vast majority of school shootings are fake news that never happened.

I knew this would happen, again: there has to be a name for this fallacy in which fringe cases are used to represent a majority, negating those that actually do happen in order to make an argument.
You had these links ready, didn't you?

cherry picking

yea, because retards say there is one every 2 weeks when in fact there were only 11 incidents in the entire 2015-2016 school year. They are purposely misreported. I don't see how it is cherry picking or a fallacy to point out a statement you said isn't factually accurate.

> Steve, isn't it incredible how those men just landed on the moon? This is truly one of the greatest achievements of ... Steve? Steve? Why don't you want to see the tv?

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What the fuck happened to the Apollo astronauts that was bad? Apollo 11 landed without running out of fuel, 12 was able to troubleshoot the lightning strike, and everyone on 13 survived

I think that user may be a moon landing hoaxer

There's less activity.

That's it, the site is pretty much better than here in every other way.

Yeah, Steve of all people, who witnessed aliens from outer space portaling in and out of Earth, a chick that can fly into outer space without a ship and a talking raccoon who's a mechanical engineer, is going to be a moon landing truther.

Maybe because in the current year we've lost the ability to successfully reach the moon. One of the greatest achievements of mankind, that we never really went much further than and instead focused our efforts into babysitting people who can't manage to maintain simple infrastructure for more than a few decades.
I think he meant the person who made the post was the moon landing truther, not Steve.

>Maybe because in the current year we've lost the ability to successfully reach the moon.
says who? have you ever considered that reaching the moon isn't the problem? dealing with the regolith (razor sharp moon dust) is what they are working on dealing with before going back. china learned the hard way with their jade rabbit rover.

>I think he meant the person who made the post was the moon landing truther, not Steve.
I know but they're using Steve as the mouthpiece anyway. It's just dumb.
Also we haven't gone back because there's not many reasons to do it yet, only until recently we've found considerable amount of mineable resources that could be exploited in the future, but so far there's nothing particularly interesting up there yet.

As Yea Forums has proven, 99% of current Yea Forums users came here from twitter and/or reddit.
>implying Yea Forums is right just because that thing they called a tortanic failed after doing the same shit to every game that comes out
>ALL of the original Yea Forums posters were permabanned when GamerGate happened.
>implying moot or hiromoot would have not liked free revenue from people
God damn, even the new oldfags now are fucking retarded

>says who? have you ever considered that reaching the moon isn't the problem? dealing with the regolith (razor sharp moon dust) is what they are working on dealing with before going back. china learned the hard way with their jade rabbit rover.

We would overcome the issues sooner if we didn't waste $1,000,000,000,000 (trillion, with a T, as in 1 x 10^12) per year on welfare. Just imagine on if we spent that on NASA instead of literally flushing it down the toilet on welfare

Ah yeah public money that people contribute to should be used for pipe dreams instead of services that directly impact and benefit people, yeah, that absolutely makes sense.
How about you just fuck off with that nonsense? Go ask Bezos to finance a Moon station or something, he has plenty of money to spare.

as opposed to every other civilized country, that has none, or virtually none (one is usually enough to get sane people to tighten up laws)?

Steve knows it's a Hydra hoax, they could never get past the Van Allan belt.

Tell that to Jerry Trainor

>one shooting means you have to ban guns

>millions of bombings deaths and terrorist attacks the same people who'd ban guns for one shooting are all of a sudden saying oops what a coincidental tragedy attached to nothing and there's nothing that could be banned or deported that would instantly stop all these attacks just remember love and tolerance do not dare blame muslims for their one billionth attack and anyone grieving and upset will be arrested for hate speech if they don't worship muslims, or insult the attackers which is racist.

cnn.com/2018/03/02/us/school-shootings-2018-list-trnd/index.html

As of May 25 for this year, there's been more than 1 per week. And this list only includes incidents with confirmed injuries.

So, demonstrably true.

That's not an example of misreporting though, that's an example of the Department of Education fucking up on collecting, analyzing, and verifying data. Literally none of the actual reported shootings are debunked by that article. You should read your own article and not /pol/ greentext summaries you double faggot.

All these mental gymnastics to walk around the issue that Americans have way too many school shootings and that they're doing absolutely fuck-all to prevent them beyond mEtAl dEtEcToRs.

Explosive materials and vehicles are already more regulated than guns. I'd consider it a win if gun regulations matched both.

The government tracks the sale of explosives, investigating anyone with suspicious purchase patterns, and you need vehicle registration, insurance, and a license to use a car.

Metal detectors aren't even common in the USA. NYC's one of the few places to use them at all and they only have them on 93/1500 buildings and I can't even say it's on every entrance.

You know why? They're expensive as fuck and you still have to fucking staff them. They also bottleneck the school entry process, creating a massive soft target outside the building and eating up precious time in everyone's day. They're fucking pointless.

They're also really god damn humiliating.

Welfare benefits no one. And it isn't "public money" it is labor stolen from working people to subsidize lazy scum.

>as opposed to every other civilized country, that has none, or virtually none (one is usually enough to get sane people to tighten up laws)?
There is no correlation between gun ownership rates and murder rates on a state by state or nation by nation basis.
medium.com/handwaving-freakoutery/everybodys-lying-about-the-link-between-gun-ownership-and-homicide-1108ed400be5

We also have a nation of over 300,000,000 which dwarfs the 85% white nations you are trying to compare us to.

CNN isn't a legitimate news source. They lie on air (like when they said it was illegal to read wikileaks) and that list is falsified. Things on that list include a drive by between gang members that was buy a school bus, an incident with a bb gun, and incidents that happened in the middle of the night involving adults.

Stop lying.

a bunch of the shootings from have been debunked because they include things like bb guns, incidents that took place at 2 am. And drive by shootings between gang members that took place near a school bus.

There is no correlation between gun ownership rates and murder rate on a state by state or nation by nation level.

medium.com/handwaving-freakoutery/everybodys-lying-about-the-link-between-gun-ownership-and-homicide-1108ed400be5

vehicles are not more regulated than guns. You don't need a background check to buy a used car.

>Welfare benefits no one
Are you fucking kidding me?

>hey let's do memes
>few hundred posts later
>don't trust the media school shootings aren't real

welp

talking about crime and guns seem to be more of a /pol/ or a /k/ topic than something suitable for a new forced meme about Captain America

It's not that school shooting don't happen, the issue is that these organizations are including incidents that aren't school shootings into the statistics to artificially inflate the numbers. There is a reason they usually exclude gang violence when talking about mass shootings.
This subject should really be on /k/ or /pol/ though.

And if other "civilized" countries jumped off a bridge, would you?

This.

When Gamergate happened, faggots from offsite were flocking in left and right disregarding board etiquette and rules. Entire threads were being started over the slightest HAPPENING because they didn't understand the culture and treated the website like a messageboard, and then were shocked when they had most of their shit deleted and put in containment threads.

Watching these queers act like they're the original oldfags when they didn't have the first clue of how to behave is classic.

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That has literally nothing to do with the original NPR article though, and saying "that doesn't count" isn't an actual debunking, because those things actually did happen, you're just not qualifying them as a school shooting. That's a fair argument to make, but still has nothing to do with the original story about the Dept of Education fucking up.

Nope.
Fucking NPR is a reliable source. CNN is not. CNN has been shown to lie on air and public propaganda.

>That has literally nothing to do with the original NPR article though,
It doesn't chance the fact that CNN is misrepresenting facts to push an agenda
>and saying "that doesn't count" isn't an actual debunking, because those things actually did happen, you're just not qualifying them as a school shooting. That's a fair argument to make, but still has nothing to do with the original story about the Dept of Education fucking up.
NPR's research has shown that the numbers other news organizations are putting out there are inaccurate. These organizations are trying to get guns banned. Hell the chicago tribune today published a story "paralyzed man dies 2 years after being shot by concealed carry holder" Neglecting to mention the man was an armed robber and the concealed carry holder shot him in self defense.
One of the biggest gun control advocates is Billionaire Michael Bloomberg who owns a vast media empire

When talking about "school shootings" what most people are referring to is when a student brings a gun to school with the intent of shooting classmates/teachers. They aren't considering events like gang shootouts near school vehicles, fake guns, or incidents happening with grown adults in the middle of the night. Maybe if you were talking about "gun-related events nearby schools" you'd have a point but since the people in the thread were talking about "school shootings" you're either trying to be deceitful or just ignorant.
Neither NPR are reliable sources and both routinely lie, or put heavy partisan spin, about stories all the time. Hell as of April of this year NPR is still trying to pretend that the White Helmets are anything other than the PR wing of ISIS.

Neither NPR or CNN*

So wait, does CNN control Trump's Department of Education?

Define original. I got here in 2006. I was 19 when I got here and now I'm 32. In that time, I graduated college, got married and own my own home.

I don't know why I still check Yea Forums and Yea Forums every day.

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You can make a bomb that could level a city block using nothing but gasoline and styrofoam. Components used in binary explosives are not tracked by the ATF as the individual substances are not classified as dangerous.
Cars take 2 minutes to hotwire, less if you're a pro.
If you don't count minority violence, then America is an par with all other first world countries in terms of violent crime.

No but the parties in control of CNN, along with every major news agency, do control large numbers of upper level government positions, most of the courts, funding for the House and Senate, and too many cabinet positions in the white house itself.

2015-2016 school year was when Obongo was in office and CNN also works intimately with the DNC as shown by the wikileaks emails

NPR did bullshit back during gamergate. But I have more respect for them in terms of journalistic integrity than I have for any other major news outlet

It wasn't released in 2016. It was released well after Betsy Devos took over. It was her Department of Education that collected the data.

What's up, suckahs?

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She doesn't run the individual districts (all in democrat controlled areas) who falsified the data.

So wait, is Obongo going to repeal the 2nd amendment and institute sharia law or not? Because you faggots made promises back in 2009 and I'm still waiting for that Nigerian motherfucker to make his move.

Dude fucking tried, and couldn't get the votes. Fucker went on TV demanding a secret government list to ban guns. Signed an EO stripping people on social security of their rights. And purposely jacked the fuck out of the markets by having the US government buying tons of rounds, not surplusing anything, and doing operation choke point where he had the DoJ threaten banks not to give credit, loans, or accounts to gun, ammo, alcohol, and porn makers/sellers.

Read the actual article.

>some of the districts are saying they didn't report that to the department of education
>some complaining the dept of educ changed questions on the surveys they filled to make it misleading (asking about incidents with knives or guns for example) or took numbers for other incidents and used it for reporting guns

It's the Trump appointee lying about guns here.

So that's a no to the secret Islamic takeover of the United States?

Wow liars lying again and blaming trump? Who would of thunk it?

What do you think that woman from the midwest who keeps saying she wants to kill the jews is?

A reminder that the newest false accusations being hurled at the prince of pop are baseless and frankly disrespectful toward the dead.

Exactly my thought. He's in a parallel timeline and he knows it. There is absolutely nothing stopping him from preventing every tragedy of the mid-to-late 20th century on his own, until old age sets in.

By which point his kids and grandkids would be more than capable of picking up where he left off.

I think it's way more likely that Devos is just really fucking retarded, but you do you. Maybe Obama mind controlled Trump into appointing Devos with his spirit cooking voodoo.

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He needs to come back to this timeline to give Sam the shield and he'd have prevented all the atrocities he could until that point in time.

Do you think that comic posted is from the forties? Are you a lying revisionist or just a lying casual? Becaus either way he never gave any reason to belive he was cool with gays at his inception, in fact no one was cool with gays except gays and the most liberal of liberals ofwhich Cap back then certainly was not, he was absolutely racist to japs.

Did Steve even complete half of his "important things that happened after WWII I should learn about list"
Like 9/11 happen cause Steve was to busy listening to the Beatles.

>the US declared war on nazis
Why do you talk like a moron?

>it doesnt count because I say so
/pol/ is also not a legitimate news source

So it is fine for media companies to lie on air?

>85% white nations
whoa! way to get racial.

>Peggy: Oh Steve this Hogan's Heroes show is so charming, it really brings back memories. That handsome Bob Crane is gonna be a big star now.
>Steve:...

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>all these salty Redditors responding
kek

>I'm from 2006

It's not even June and you're already here...

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>wow I loved Sean Young in Blade Runner. I can see her having a great career!
>

secret empire when?

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good one

underrated

you sound mad as fuck ponycuck

Ironically reddit is the biggest place for gamergate discussion with that retarded Kotaku In Action board/sub/whatever theyre called.

this, to a degree. only it started with project chanology, not gamergate. '05fag here. Yea Forums used to be pure chaotic neutral. there was no thought to morality one way or the other. the only motivation was the pursuit of lulz. one day might be closing pools due to aids, then flooding an epilepsy support forum with flashing gifs the next day, then catching and ruining a pedo or cat abuser the day after that. the morality of the raid was never a factor back then. the only thing that mattered was whether there were lulz to be gained or not.

raiding scientology was seen as the biggest potential untapped lulzcow back when it started. then it started getting mainstream attention. at first it was funny. "exploding yellow vans" and all that. but soon, people that thought we were raiding as some robin hood-esque "hacktivist" thing piled on and outnumbered the people just there for lulz, and it snowballed. user got twisted into some chaotic good crusader by newfags who missed the point, and then flooded out the oldfags.

then as a reaction, people pissed at the moralfags swung too hard the opposite way in retaliation. that's about when the /pol/ and alt-right scene really rooted, when before the serious moralfagging, everything was pretty tongue-in-cheek here on both sides. "the internet is serious business" USED to be a joke.

I haven't been on Yea Forums in years. I miss the old days. EFG. Oregon Trail threads. stuff like that. it was fun.

this has been your internet history lesson for the day, from your resident oldfag. now get off my lawn, you whippersnappers.

Conservative comics are too up their own ass in self indulgent bigotry to really be funny.

Its really wild how I've seen people say that the Habbo Hotel raids were because we hated niggers and not because it was for the lulz. Yea Forums became too fucking political and agenda driven - I think that's reflected in how there's no goddamn OC anymore because nobody cares about making that sort of thing.

user, without welfare, the lower classes and abused soldier pilots and people who really should be paid better but depend on government handouts to survive would actually get pissed and want to do something.

Welfare is preventing a total class war in america. Which would rain on your fake moonlanding bullshit.
By the by, once the boomers die, there will be no one on earth who still believes that america went to the moon. Not one.

because real 4channers would not go to twitter.

how about a good one

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