Think of a Yea Forums character. Any character. Got one? Are you sure?

Think of a Yea Forums character. Any character. Got one? Are you sure?

You have to convince that character to have consensual sex with you. Otherwise, you’ll be shot. How do you convince them?

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>luan
Just tell her that I’m up for a consensual cream pie and lead from their

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>Catra
>She denies
>i tell her she would never fuck as good as Adora
>"YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS!"
>Pussyfuck.exe
>mfw

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Dr Octopus

Tell him it’s for science

"Please have sex with me otherwise I'll be shot"

>Sandy
Well seeing as she's just a literal squirrel on land I'd have to visit Bikini Bottom to make that work.

All I gotta do is dress up as Black Hat and she'll hop right on my dick.

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fuck me and you will have unlimited powers.

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but what if she notices you're not the real one?

>wanting to fuck a dyke cat

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>Superman
tell him I'll die if he doesn't. though I'd probably die by kryptonian dick anyways

I'm willing to take that risk.

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>not wanting to fuck a dyke cat

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He'll just fuck the guy who's threatening you.

>thinking anything from reboot she ra is attractive and therefore fuckable

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>not thinking anything from reboot she ra is attractive and therefore fuckable

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>thinking the androgynous characters from feminazi-ra are in any way attractive

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>Rose Quartz from SU
probably point out I’ll die if she doesn’t . Either she fucks me or kicks the shit out of the shooter. She’d probably fuck me anyway, she’s kinda of a sex fiend

I'd fuck He-Ra

just tell she you know

Pretty sure he wouldn't give me a choice any way.

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I will just dab before getting shot.

I don't have a monster cock

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Just beg her and say saving your life will make her a beloved hero.

He'd rather take the bullet for me

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I will simply disguise myself as captain america

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Maybe tell her that Trigon would absolutely hate it if she gave me a BJ?

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I WILL COMMIT GENOCIDE FOR YOU, MY PRINCESS!

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OP. . .I really don't want to. . .

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>Invade me Steve! Invade my whore cunt!

>Patrick Star
It'll be incredibly easy, just cover my dick in ice cream

>clover
I'm not handsome enough

Easy, I'll just get a red wig

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she's a whore so she'd be up for it and she's a nice person so if it meant saving a life that's just a bonus

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indeed

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>Azula
I think being shot would be better then burned alive. Still going to try because I don't have any sense of self preservation.

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>Star punch girl
Hello, Like I know you created humanity and are busy planning an assault on the guy who crippled you but I need you to shrink down and have sex with me or else I may get shot.

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I'd just let Spongebob shoot me.

Consensual ?

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Not like a dinky scout pistol could do much damage to you either

>Star Trek: the Animated Series Captain Kirk

God damn it - neither of us would enjoy it. That said, if we have access to 23rd century tech, either he or I may be able to get a proper sex-change operation to facilitate it, and I think he's enough of a manwhore to get on board if given enough convincing.

OP didn't say there was a time limit, so in all honesty if you could hold out long enough to convince Azula that you're both trustworthy and a useful servant then there's a pretty good chance she'd start using you to relieve her own sexual frustrations. She'd take very good care of you, since it would be terribly unbecoming for a slave of royalty to be burned or maimed.

I imagine this process would go quicker if you looked and/or sounded like Dante Basco.

>Hellboy
I tell him that if I don't get to have consensual sex with him, I'll be shot. He's a pretty cool guy, maybe he'll believe me...

See, I didn't think of that. When OP said his question, I thought it was "There they are, you've got a couple of minutes to get sex or I'm blowing your brains out". Gave me a chuckle with that last line user.