Do you ever think about how fucked up the implications this universe builds are?

Do you ever think about how fucked up the implications this universe builds are?
Like, how many dead children have been buried with their favorite toy or teddy bear or something?

Like shit, man.

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The fact that literally any object can now come to life, and these objects are almost definitely bound to feel pain and death, almost always torturous

Do Chinese bootleg toys have messed-up retarded versions of the personality of whatever they were based on?

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If people start playing with dead bodies, will the bodies come back to life?

The movie did think about that. That's why there are a bunch of mutilated toys in Sid's room who are put together using random parts by other toys who have basically lost the ability to speak.

I feel like it's partially implied when a toy is destroyed to a certain degree, they just stop coming to life and only come back to life if you put it together again.

Do anime figures come to life?

only when no ones around

How about Buzz identity crisis in the first movie? Imagine all Andy's toys had to live a similar experience right out of the box

>how many dead children have been buried with their favorite toy or teddy bear or something

Is this an american thing ?

>neckbeard leaves the room
>Hatsune Miku doll has hot glue dripping off her
>she turns to the audience
>"eh, it's a living"

Pour one out for Combat Carl

Where else are children's funerals a weekly event, senpai?

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Why did all the toys think it was kinda weird though?
Woody was the only one overtly bothered by it, but none of them went "oh yeah, that happens with new toys"

Maybe it's because Buzz is a toy from a franchise and has a backstory unlike the other toys? Maybe Woody had the same experience when he was first opened.

I always thought Buzz was just a weird case because he was THE HIT NEW TOY, there was enough extra media around him that somehow translated into giving him [and the rest of his product line] a much more defined personality. Woody had his own TV show at one point, along with some other stuff, but he only got a general sense for leadership out of it. Buzz just had way more buzz [ahaha kill me] about him that ALL rubbed off on him to make him go full Space Ranger out of the box

It might've been so long ago that they forgot. Woody seems to have no memory of his own franchise even though he undoubtedly would've come in Woody's Roundup packaging, likely sitting on a store shelf among other Woody's Roundup toys and merchandise.

This seems as good an answer as any. A Ninja Turtle may come out of its packaging thinking it's really Donatello, but a generic dollar store ninja toy that doesn't even have a name might just go "oh hey guys I'm new here"

I thought it was the electronics fucking with him. Like how you can mind wipe him by hitting the reset button.

Toy Story 2 was about Woody not having that same experience user.

this is the real question right here

Only things that children imagine as being a living thing come to life.

The toys take damage to their ego based on how unrecognizable damage makes them. If you can still recognize a damaged toy as the character they are, they're fine, but they suffer mental stress the further from their usual form they are.

According to Kingdom hearts toys that don't move are toys that just haven't figured it out yet

Toys have their personality imprinted on them by human. The kids recognized Buzz as the character from his show so that's what he believed, but Andy didn't know about Woody's show, so he had an original identity Andy made for him.

Andy got Woody really early. His mom likely took him out of the package before giving him to him.

Woody was a hand-me-down