YOU GET 3 Yea Forums WISHES!

What would they be?

(1)
> 1950s Noir Martian Manhunter movie in the height of UFO paranoia. Loosely adapt his storyline/characterization from New Frontier along with the cult angle, replace "the center" with some evil Martian god or Mageddon?... or maybe Starro with the cult members possessed by the starfish. Play it very Invasion of the Body Snatchers-ish with a serious, eerie & mysterious tone like the animated version had.

> Lance Reddick as Jonn but don't make racism a major plot point. Pay lip service to it with other cops besides his partner being dickish, have him mention choosing a black form because he is already a outsider in his internal noir monologue & leave it the fuck alone.

> Have him look basically identical to this when transformed - img.fireden.net/co/image/1557/88/1557886717833.jpg

> Directed by Denis Villeneuve, Cary Joji Fukunaga or the guys who directed/wrote the HBO Chernobyl series.

(2)
> Thor 4
> Not fat
> Directed by the Russos
> Thor himself can remain fun but the overall film is MUCH more serious then Ragnarok.
> Have him going on a quest to find Sif & teaming with Beta Ray Bill who is a long time ally (show notable flashbacks to their first meeting long before the first movie with Bill saving Thor's life by wielding Mjolnir)

(3)
> Antje Traue (faora in man of steel) gets fully nude on film or modeling at some point soon. Ideally in Dark Season 2 which comes out next month.

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1) an entire film library of Ed Wood movies
2) the eradication of cancer (gays count)
3) free genie.

>No wishes I make can have consequences I would view as negative
>The genie's rules don't apply to me
>Infinite wishes

Just free the genie, it's impossible for Hollywood to not fuck it up at this point, regardless of my choices.

1. Everything I'd ever want in my own secret storage facility(have to be very specific so no secret genie shenanigans)
2. Absolute world Peace in every way(also very specific)
3. Have genie freed and get sent to any part in history he wanted to live in(as long as it doesn't absolutely fuck up the timeline

1. White Ethnostate Utopia
2. Permanent animation renaissance
3. Genie is free, but must first transform into my waifu for laifu, after I die he’s free to do whatever

LOL if you think a Genie is going to grant your essay-long fucking wish. They grant short sentences at the most. You basically asked for 25 wishes.

>Have and master all of Dr. Manhattan's powers
>Have one million US dollars from each of the one million wealthiest Americans all on one debit card
>Free the genie
I've known what I wanted for a few months now.

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A one off issue of Spider-Man featuring White Rabbit and the plot/tone is that of a Looney Tunes episode

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>force the genie into your fuckslave

I think that defeats the purpose of freeing him user.

1) make me happy until the day I die. I don't care how
2)no need
3)no need

1 bring back christina
2 my ship zach x giggles come true
3 lincoln break up girl jordan

You take an overdose of heroin and die in 5 minutes.

You'll get a brief five seconds of very mild joy and then have a heart attack and die, traumatizing a passing school bus full of young children and directly leading to the death of your closest loved one.

Hey I needed a waifu he’s just lucky I threw him a bone on top of that.

1. That she will admit what she has done
2. That the concept of sin is abolished
3. That the genie can leave and re-enter the bottle any time they want

*I'd want
I'm not sure how to phrase that sentence.

>That the concept of sin is abolished
That sounds like it will lead to some bad times if you get a nasty genie

Happines to everyone, and let no one be left mistreated.

>that time when Genie got cucked on tv by a little gril

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Fix every adaptation.
Ban all future adaptations.
a billion dollars

1: The INTENT of my wish is granted, not an abuse of homonyms or technicalities--including for this wish.

2: Happiness for myself

3: Happiness for others

Going off the Aladdin rules...

1.) Magic is real, according to the system I set up.
2.) Fuck, I got everything I wanted. Okay, tell me if there's an afterlife,
3.) Tell my cats I love them very much and I'll see them again someday.

I'd rather live in a world without fear than one without pain

Wouldn't fix every adaptation cause every future adaptation to be also good?

Jesus being real and saving us from melting in our own wish fulfilment technology.
A computer animated MYST series I get to story lead for in the style of Xavier Renegade Angel and A Scanner Darkly.
Third goes into savings.

Jesus is real.
The debate is whether he was the literal son of God rather than a good man inspiring people around him by giving them a greater purpose in life.

1) everybody in the world except me turns into anime girls
2) make the girls in the world horniness turn up to 11 and I'm the only one that can quench their thirst
3) make me Immortal so I can reap the benefits forever

1. I wish the genie free.
And then he begs me to give two more wishes, so I wish for debt being free and money being useless.

>don't make racism a major plot point.
Why not? I thought the entire reason J'onn takes a Black human form now is because his people got genocided in a race war and now he wants to show the humans that prejudice is bad.

>Jesus
>A good man inspiring people around him

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Yup.
I don't think anybody really doubts Jesus' existence at all.

>We're all Children of God
>It's been said with faith only the size of a mustard seed grain one could move a mountain

See, not to doubt my own Christian roots, but rather to say: even if Jesus was 'just a man' does not invalidate him being the Son of God. It just means we're all kind of shitty children who do jackshit with their lives while Jesus went off to college and is running a million dollar company and God would at least like to know if at least found someone we're romantically interested.

>1. Full rights and legal ownership to the City of Heroes IP and source code with a talented but receptive development team, game studio, and all that would be needed to make a new City of Heroes game.

>2. A one-time ability to personally pick the winning numbers of a lottery jackpot draw of my choosing and being the sole winner

But if that's not Yea Forums enough...

>2. (alt) The talent, resources, and connections to make my dream comics and cartoons.

>3. The Genie is now free.

1. Get another season of Mission Hill.
2. Get the final season for Metalocalypse.
3. Green light Korgoth of Barbaria.

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Your second wish would wipe you out too, though.

Happiness
Friends
A purpose

>Make me a powerful sorcerer with extensive knowledge of sorcery (this will cover alot of bases for other things that I want and will give to friends and family)
>The willpower and foresight to not misuse my newfound powers too much
>Free Genie
I'd do commissions online for dosh and fun, make all kinds of vidya and make sure my family and friends are healthy as possible.

Imagine if you made the Genie you cumslut, he could turn into anything. IMAGINE haha

Genie, I wish for your freedom

I would wish for OP to not suck so much cock. It would probably take the other two wishes just to make that happen

I wish for Interdemensional cable

I wish for a pizza box that produces Infinite tasty pizza slices that's actually healthy for a human diet

Your freedom.

1. I want to live in the Pokemon world (old anime style, combination of game/anime world) as a 10 year old going on a Pokemon journey
2. I want hentai harem protagonist powers as all the trainerfus and pokefus I want flock to me without anyone thinking anything is wrong with that
3. I’ve already won, be free blue dude

I wish my request is been delivered

>I wish I was as powerful a Sorcerer as Doctor strange in his prime.

>I wish to be able to travel through realities and bring people or objects back with me with no ill affects

>Your freedom
I'm gonna rule over the HP world and show then a Muggle can 1 shot Voldy.

1) 650 million dollars
2) to live in the jjba universe, and be a stand user with the stand ive created for myself
3) get out of that bottle and go to disney land, my boi

>Tell my cats I love them very much and I'll see them again someday.
based

If Genie rules don't apply to you, then neither wishes would. Which would come in handy if some asshole later on decided to transform the entire world into his personal harem, for example. You'd be like an exemption, a blank that isn't touched by global wishes.

It specifies Yea Forums wishes, you fucking morons.

>A really good Transformers animated movie

>A 'Gold Digger' animated show that is properly adapted but still true to the comic in style, and has good voice talent

>For all SJW artists and writers to come to their senses and create good content where proper storytelling and characterization do not become secondary to a message, no matter how well-intentioned

5th Boondocks Season
Give me an Omnitrix with the most OP aliens written to it.
Give me a Symbiote waifu who can adapt to all the omnitrix forms in addition to my base form, and be able to operate independently from me for a littl|e while.

1) Lesbians don't exist (neither reality nor fiction)
2) I get 200 times the brainpower of Sherlock Holmes
3) Star vs Evil actually gets a good final

Context?

Daaaaaaaamn

Napoleon could have said that.

.........I don't think you can wish for God to be real. I think that creates some kind of theological paradox.

Welcome to Hell.

Or maybe the writer was a liar. You should know, Jack - you were one. You fucking piece of dogshit you.

You're wrong. The mythicist position is valid and recognized.

user.

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Sherlock Holmes is fictional. So I think you're already there, user.

>implying a thesbian who enjoys Ed Wood is cancer
Go back to your capeshit Grug

>1. Give me the power of absolute reality manipulation

>2. Give me the knowledge necessary to use it to its fullest extent without negative consequences

>3. Set genie free

Tada, you are now a god

(1) All prematurely cancelled cartoons get to finish with full budget and creative freedom.
(2) Get rid of all the heavy handed SJW writers in the industry.
(3) Disney Wars is rebooted and uses the material from the old books and comics with original ideas.

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(1) I wish I had more genies
(2) I wish I wouldn't waste any wishes
(3) I wish I knew what to wish for

>be happy
>be content
>free the genie

>content
>having wishes
2 and 3 conflict. Neither can come before the other.

>everyone who I feel has ruined a cartoon suddenly dies, everyone from Adam Muto to noelle Stevenson
>TTG finally ends
>spawn gets a fourth season

Third one isn't for me, it's for the genie.

>1950s Noir Martian Manhunter movie in the height of UFO paranoia.

Sort of like American Secrets?

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1. 3 more seasons of EMH from Christopher Yost.
2. Another Captain America movie but with the Invaders.
3. Chris Evans to act in another comic book franchise but not in the capacity of doing stunts.

>Japanese-American animated series about a bilingual half-Japanese, half-European man (played by Joji) living in Japan while his sister or girlfriend (Jaiden Dittfach, AKA Jaiden Animations) lives in America; each episode takes place both in Japan and America, performed in each country's respective dominant language and subtitled in each other's---scenes in Japan performed in Japanese while subbed in English, American scenes performed in English while subbed in Japanese
>Western animated series about a quantum physics student turning into a time demon from a lab accident; self from another universe (who does this sort of thing for a living) is tasked with stopping him from causing havoc among the 10 dimensions, partnered with himself from a universe where he's a low-rank, edgy internet celebrity
>Obligatory, tell the genie to explore those ten dimensions

It's disturbing how many idiots did not understand the wishes are supposed to be Yea Forums-related.

My first wish is "I wish to know what two additional wishes I could have granted which would result in my experiencing the most lasting health, happiness and security possible," and the other two wishes would be informed by the results of the first one.

why waste a wish on money when you already wished for ultimate power?

>Jensen Ackles as the new Batman foreseeable future with all the robins also casted for a Red Hood movie and more
>Slott never touches Iron-Man again and someone who understands Tony Stark takes over
>Every TPB now starts off with a few paragraphs of “the story so far” so there’s no need to be constantly looking shit up if you didn’t read the ENTIRE run prior to it

1) Awesome Live ActionGreen Lantern Movie
2)Ben 10 to have not been rebooted
3)Comics Code Authority to have never happened

1) a Revival for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
2) Carnage to make it onto the Big Screen
3) All Yea Forums related characters getting there backs broken by Bane, even himself and then The Bruja

1. My own animation studio that never goes out of business because of how successful it is.

2. 5 more comic companies as big as the Big Two. They balance capeshit and noncapeshit, are always a good read, and are always open to doing crossovers.

3. Every post on Yea Forums will be of the higher quality than the last.

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1. The miraculous ability to make any ship I want canon (chose what will make the biggest shitstorms on Yea Forums)
2. Perfect vocal mimicry and control (become voice actor/singer)
3. Genie earned his freedom

Enjoy consuming 200 times as many calories.

>Every post on Yea Forums will be of the higher quality than the last

Ahahahahah NIGGER!

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1. a BLT with no mayo
2. medium Coke
3. free genie

>All future comic adaptions to be at least decent
>Infinite knowledge of astronomy and space travel
>All money made from SJW comics and cartoons plus their creators, directors, artists, etc. value in steel.

fantastic four frat caper movie where the clumsy misfits + one hot chick from nu eta rho delta house (the titular four) devise a plan to get revenge on the dean (doom) for ruining the party that was going make them all popular and get laid (no-one was actually going to come)

they take it personally
doom is unaware of the whole thing

the climax of the film is an ocean's eleven style sequence where johnny challenges the dean to a hotdog eating contest to distract him while ben breaks into the experimental physics lab to steal a crystal and sue plants a homing beacon in doom's office

reed uses the crystal to power a teleportation machine that he's been tinkering with the whole movie (it malfunctioning and setting things on fire is a running gag) which he uses to teleport a paper bag full of shit onto doom's desk just as he returns triumphant from the hotdog eating contest

the paper bag catches fire

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1)
I wish Marvel comics would return to the same quality they had back in the 70s and 80s for 10 years.
2)
I wish floppies were printed on cheaper paper and were only black and white, so that trades could be printed on glossy paper in colour.
3)
I wish DiDio, Lee and Bendis would leave DC Comics and never return.

>A one off issue of Spider-Man featuring White Rabbit and the plot/tone is that of a Looney Tunes episode

Already happened, in Spectacular Spider-Man #185. It had Spidey & Frog-man vs White Rabbit and The Walrus (Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob).

1. a sequel to sym-bionic titan
2. a worthy sequel to wakfu season 3
3. i dont know

>a television adaption of or series based on/inspired by A Connecticut Yankee
>a Blues Brothers cartoon series
>wipe Spider-Man: Homecoming out of existence and replace it with an MCU Netflix series about Spider-Man set in 1960s Era NY

Collapse of the comic book industry

Capeshit live action stops being a thing

WISH 1: for the genie to answer any question I give it honestly and straightforward (so I can learn the rules of all this)
WISH 2: give the world inside the genie's lamp a comfortable place to live so it doesn't suffer when it gets stuck in there
WISH 3: Wish the genie back in the bottle (which is what you were always supposed to do to keep the genie inside).

What a fucking nerd

>Make pro wrestling good again.

>Bring back Chaotic.

>Free genie

1. I want most of the people who make cartoons to decide they like traditional hand-drawn animation better than 3D model animation, and there's a push to replicate the arstyles of 80s 90s and early 2000s Disney movies

2. Comic books go back to trying to be fun escapism instead of making points about politics or whatever. The whole scene gets a fuckload less political.

3. Free The Genie.

Wha

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>cancel any western animated series that is currently in double digit seasons
>finally release a complete and uncensored DVD/Bluray boxset of Tex Avery's cartoon shorts
>have Illumination go bankrupt
Done.

(1) whished for all animation to be a respectible art form and that all projects would finish the way they want to finish

(2) That comic books would be fun again and there would be other major players in industry.

(3) set the genie free

1. Ultimate hacker knowledge.
2. A way to detect danger like the CIA looking after me (Spider sense?).
3. Free the genie.
I just realised im essentially peni parker.

>infinite gauntlet
>snap the genie
>free the genie

What's cock-suckful about my wishes faggot?

Those aren’t additional wishes but conditions to meet a singular outcome that is the wish. Sorta like how Aladdin wished to be a prince and got stupid rich and got that zoo.

1. I want more Scrooge McDuck stories from Don Rosa.
2. I want another Steven Universe season, just to trigger Yea Forums.
3. Fuck, I don't know. Give the genie freedom, I guess.

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