Why you just can't leave me alone Yea Forums, I had no choice ok?

Neither of them is going back to high school. Marco got his GED and Star just isn't going back.

They aren't going back to high school because high school is no longer being run now that the apocalypse is here

This, Echo Creek will be Road Warrior times the Road by the end of the week.

>now that the apocalypse is here

It's not like there's going to be much of a dating scene or potential dating options in that scenario. So they're kind of stuck with each other anyway.

You had a choice, now live with the consequences

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Don't worry Star, i'll never abandon you as long as the shape of your mouth exists!

Why didn't they just kill Mina again?

Before they ended magic, it was because Mina was too powerful. Afterwards it was because she made her big speech about how killing her wouldn't make a difference because her ideas would still be around and they can't kill those. Then she ran off into the forest before anyone held her accountable.

Why not you come with me instead of Marco...No, I'm not Tom...I'm a just user. We could be happy together! I just wish you did it for me instead...I love you more than Marco! I WOULD KILL OFF MAGIC FOR YOU! JUST BE WITH ME!

>It's not like there's going to be much of a dating scene or potential dating options in that scenario.
It's going to be survival of the fittest once the monsters realize just how cucked Californians are and take over the joint, dudes like Marco will be valued for hunting and gathering.

Star..... you didn't even THINK there was another way! You just said "fuck all magic!"

Why did they stop Eclipsa from killing her?

Why didn't they just got Solaria to tell her to stop?

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Warcrimes shouldn't be left unforgotten.

Oh user, I love you too.

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>her idea would still be around

And that's why monsters running ramped in the streets of California was a good idea why? Because if a human saw a monster, they will kill it.

>So they're kind of stuck with each other anyway.
They are selfish as hell and any disconnect would make them leave each other for dead. I mean Star just killed all those people just like that

>And that's why monsters running ramped in the streets of California was a good idea why?

That wasn't part of anyone's plan. Star didn't choose for that to happen. And no one had any way of knowing that the dimension merge was going to happen.

If this show wasn't owned by Disney then Star and Marco would've died together in the magic realm, end of story. But because they needed to end the show on a happier note their love, not just Star like some of you imbeciles are stating, but their love caused both worlds to merge to keep them together.

That's literally it.

>Marco and Mariposa are sold as a sex slave to a group of horny monsters

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>Because if a human saw a monster, they will kill it.
This is California user, they'd apologize for intruding on the monsters as they eat their favorite coffee shops.

>Science Society
Who are the members Yea Forums? Jack Spicer and Mandark are good for starters.

That's some Conan the Barbarian shit right there.

Star crying makes me hard...

This is the good ending
I'd take season 5 if this happens

Doctor Sivana is the founder

Princess Bubblegum because fuck magic!

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>California is in ruins
>The apocalypse is here
>Calis would start #monsterlivesmatter and have protests against hating them

Rick, Dr. Robotnik, Professor Membrane, Jimmy Neutron, Dr. Flug

Jenny's mom works pretty well with the AU that's currently going on.

TONY MOTHERFUCKING STARK and Bruce Banner

Professor Farnsworth.

>No, what are you doing!? Don't kill them! Can't you see they're immigrants just like your ancestors, you shitlord!
Mina needs to salt and scorch the entire West Coast.

Love you too...

Maybe if you were a mulatto monster you might have been forgiven.
Instead, you’re just a filthy race traitor.

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Nobody ever forgives Monstar...

Gay.

I forgiver, because she deserves her happy ending with Marco.

I LOVE STAR! IT'S NOT FAIR THAT SHE'S NOT REAL! LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT!

You must die you genocidal freak. After I've killed you I will kill every monster so all your efforts will be in vain. The magical people will be avenged and you will pay for your crimes with your life you bitch.

Hi Minna.

Erwin Rommel was ordered to kill officers during North Africa.

He promptly threw it in the garbage. Everyone has a choice in this world.

Star, it's ok. You have Marco now, go be with the man you love.

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>Maybe if I keep posting about how star is magic hitler in a rushed ending people will hate this series as much as I pretend to.

star being magic hitler just makes me fall more in love with her

Stop Time
Turn off gravity
Warp them somewhere else
Swarm the armor with rats
Blind them with small birds
Possess them
Drown them
Poison them
Drive them mad
Use illusions to trick them or lure them into traps

You simply weren't creative. Mina herself admitted Moon could have offed her easily if she wanted

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None of that helps the people who are dying from their magic wounds.

They are just pathetic white chollos who know that superior Hispanic cock will breed them out of existence

>Smashedgourd fucking died and never made any monstar fanfics again
FUCK

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Crying won't save you from the nuclear fire that the U.S. will have no choice but to unleash on Echo Creek and beyond for bringing an unwanted invasion to our country and world. I hope it was worth you dumb blonde. Fucking traitor.

>ponyhead dead
>globgor dead
fucking perfect

The ending was the cherry on the shitcake that is Star Butterfly.

I'm sad that the Sky fanfic never got finished.

That was way better than Monstar.

Jack don’t you also tend to use magical objects in addition to science? And isn’t your closest confidant a witch?

Is Star a fun watch?

Your a blonde thot.

Not really. Season 1 is kind of bland. Season 2 is fantastic. Season 3 is bad. And Season 4 is bad.

>Time Stop
>Getting hit at all

>Not causing panic when their suits are filled with swarms of rats as they flail about wildly hitting each other

>Not using illusions so they hit false targets or fall into traps

>Not using water pit falls because aside from Mina's suit, the armor would sink

>Not warping them away and stranding them somewhere

Though really if they managed to kill Mina they'd probably clean shit up. Mewmans are still fucking idiots and she was the only relatively smart one among them.

I'm talking about the people who already got hit and were in the process of dying from their magic wounds.

There is always a choice. A true hero would have found another way than genocide

Sometimes you just gotta gas them all

Moon said they could be healed. Speaking of which just fucking warp them to the place. Heckapoo seemed to have activated it again and if not they could have just asked after they were saved. Seemed like a pretty easy solution

Moon isn't exactly trustworthy.

Also, she's the one who came up with the plan to just run the fuck away from this whole mess.

Yep. But, if the direction the writers wanted to go was to destroy magic, they could have easily just showed some corrupted magic flowing out from the healing wells. Thus, presenting no other way to heal them than to destroy magic.

You were supposed to bring balance to the magic, not leave it in darkness!

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True but that wasn't happening so its kind of a moot point.

because Moon isn't creative in dealing with threats. She's been ruling them and she should know that the roided up civilians inside those metal suits are dumb as rocks and if they kill Mina it wouldn't be too difficult to clean them up over time since they have access to magic

They could quite literally warp the captive monsters away, heal up their injured, and then proceed with guerilla tactics with busted magic to deal with them. The main hitch is managing to kill Mina first and then its just a matter of time

The hardest choices require the strongest wills, eh?

Did they ever even explain what was corrupting magic this time that the unicorns were becoming corrupted?

It's gonna be horrible. Monstergirls grabbing human boys and dragging them off to their lairs to rape them..

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Normies are gonna exterminate monsters so quick it would make your head spin. Feminists will likely lead the charge

Those Doctor´s mascot´s from drug´s store´s

Yeah...horrible...

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In her defense, she just can't go Super Saiyan on an army of solarian soldiers which could one-shot their foes with a sword swing, while hiding in several hundred tons of metal mecha suit. It took JUST ONE (whose not Mina) to take out most of her friends and even Star in her rainbow mech suit, she couldn't stand a chance. Heck, even ECLIPSA who managed to finish one off took most of her energy.

EVEN IF She went out & pulled a miracle out of the hat, the ones helping her (Marco, Moon, Eclipsa, etc.) will be at risk facing the Solarians & their 1-hit-kill swords, and her friends will succumb to the glowing explosive wounds, since there's no remedy apart from the sanctuary. That, and the Commission is still a bunch of dicks who wanted Eclipsa out of the game by any cost. The only plus on that route was no Ponyhead.

Normies won't be powerful enough to take on a powerful monster unless Earth goes to war with monsters, and feminists will be too busy trying out monster or demon dick to even be a problem. Everyone that wouldn't side with Mina wins after they establish balance with their new neighbors
Monstergirls would also totally do that during their versions of puberty

>implying I wouldn't risk it all for Goat princess.

You are wrong, sir.

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Why didn't they just got Solaria to tell her to stop?

i still don't get why retards say that she did it because of Marco, she even was getting rid of her relationship for the sake of killinf magic, staying with Marco wasn't meant at all by her plan
and i dont even like star, but retards being retards is annoying
also, rest in my piece best girl

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You were the sole heir to a stable absolutist monarchy. You had to do NOTHING and everything would be fine.

Basically the show is a redpill on why women shouldn't have any sort of agency.

Are you alright user? That is clearly a squirrel

I was talking about this qt but I guess I just assumed all the monster girls and monster princesses would be around.

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DOOFENSHMIRTZ

How much more cool would Marco have been if this was his 30 year old self. Even better if the guns are casters like he's on some outlaw star shit. He could even still have abs for star to perv on but the overall design should have been more loco bandito rather than mild sauce mad max.

Marco is not defined by his race, user.

If anything, he should've been a Martial Artists of sorts since that's clearly his speciality and what he likes, not wielding a sword.

>Marco is not defined by his race, user.

Yeah and he just happens to show up to a ball in a mariachi outfit and a day of the dead mask.

I do like the idea of a kung-fu outlaw though. It's just the right amount of corny.

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>not wielding a sword.

Uh, is there a 14 year old boy who doesn't like the idea of wielding a sword?

That's not the issue. Clearly picked up some things during his 16 year old stay with Hekapoo, but throughout most of the series he's mostly doing martial arts.

Fun fact, the VA for the Japanese dub of the show for Marco's voice also did VA work for First of the North Star and Jojo.

Also in the extra spellbook I think it makes mention that Marco has a strangely extensive knowledge of monster pressure points.

the_more_you_know.jpg

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I'd definitely love to see Marco go full Kenshiro in the neverzone, there could even be a joke about him not being able to do it outside the neverzone due to his young body not being able to handle the power or only doing it from muscle memory, which requires him to actually have the muscles to remember.
>Marco, why don't you just use the Hakuna Matata on him?
>It's called Hokuto Shinken Star, And I can't do it without several years of proper training.
>You can't even try to do it?
>Not if I wanna keep my organs on the inside.
It'd also give star another reason to fawn over neverzone Marco's bod.

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There is no evidence about Star fault. 500k$ waiting for a person who prove is Star knew about holocaust, cause she didn't knew. With big probability she just didn't knew about this state of things. Even Moon said on conference which began this terrible act said "I did something terrible, but name of Star Butterfly will stay spotless"

What world do you live in your head?

She'll probably target science next once humans use it against the invading monsters.

Consider an alternate timeline where Mina had found some way to create more Solarians on her own, and Moon legitimately came to the monster temple just to help. Consider how differently the plot would have unfolded from that moment...

Oh wait, it would be EXACTLY the same. They still couldn't do squat to the Solarians, They'd still be besieged and helpless until Hekapoo portaled them out of there. Other than Star being mad and not really doing anything about it, Moon being the 'boss' of Mina changes nothing. It's one of the most worthless plot points I have ever seen.

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I'll continue to masturbate to you anyways.

>They'd still be besieged and helpless until Hekapoo portaled them out of there.
Because they don't have a nuclear option spell, amirite?

What, the Total Annihilation Spell? Another plot point that went nowhere. I believe that was supposed to destroy everyone and everything in the multiverse if that got out, wasn't it? Instead, Eclipsa uses it once, and everyone decides not to use it again. And we're done with it.

*genocides hundreds of innocents*

How did they get away with this?

The same way they can with characters having sex and taking a dump

Not showing it happening

Shouldn't he be in his adult form once the dimensions merged? Imagine him dating star at 30.

Why even fight the Solarian warriors? All they wanted was push monsters back into the Forest of Certain Death like they had done in Solarian times and restore the Monarchy. But nooooo, the monster smoochers just had to get in the way.

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so did they ever bother to tell Globgor that his daughter used to be a 300 year old soul sucking old hag?

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meh he dont need to know, or Eclipsa told him and he just happy everything ended fine for his family.

>Star: Hey Marco, what's the whispering spell for science?
>Marco: What?
>Star: Yeah I need to destroy all science now, since you live on Earth you should be able to tell me what the whispering spell for it is, you HAVE to know!
>Marco: Star, science doesn't have a whispering spell, it's not magic, it's just knowledge based on discoveries that humans made. It's just smart people.
>Star: So, I need to destroy all the smart people then....I seeeeee. Be right back.
>Marco: What?

I don't hate the show though.
I love Star Vs, but the ending was rushed and did it a disservice to the series as a whole. The show straight up needed another season to properly explore concepts and tie up all ends and provide a more satisfying conclusion.

You did have a choice. And you made it on your own. Well don't worry. You still got Marco and plenty of adventures to be had. Also Mina is still around. Probably plotting something. And Glossaryck is a bastard, how did he even come to be in the first place? He might return someday.

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Why would he care?

>Genius engineer capable of building a machine which makes you inmortal.

>Headmaster of the most important educative center in the multiverse.

>Trusted and respected by all royal families for 300 years.

>Raised competent and well-behaved queens, not the bunch of irresponsible pieces of shit that remained because of Marco feminist movement.

>Able to conquer Mewni all by herself without a plan or time to develope her recently discovered abilities.

>SOLOED MINA.

>Only lost because she wouldn't shoot her own mother with the soul eating laser.

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gee thanks shastacan

STOP projecting your past sins

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Eclipsa says the spells would destroy half mewni.

and nothing of value was lost

no

>no said the best professor yet

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It would take time... Then again, the dead queens, including Solaria didn't speak. This still leads to Star's wounded friends to get blown up.

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To be honest im not even mad. This ending was so bad that it's kino, in a way. It's something to really behold. And it has almost endless potential for discussion. Hell it brought me back here after a month hiatus just because i knew we would come up with the craziest shit to continue the story on our own

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Are we going to keep ignoring the fact that magic was corrupted a anyway?

Shit was fucked, magic was going to be on the fritz again, just like with Toffee, and this time there was going to be no way to restart it again. Star spared the spells from becoming broken and deformed forever.

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they had 2 seasons to actually make this a plot point but fuck it