Abby Arcane is a lucky woman

Abby Arcane is a lucky woman.

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He doesn't even have a dick, he just feeds you yams he grew on his back that'll give you mind-altering orgasms.

This

This is a very good promotional photo

I fail to see what the problem is

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>Why are you doing this?
>You have to eat all the yams

I can’t wait for this show, the practical effects we’ve seen look amazing

I cant remember the last time I was excieted for a show. Everything about this looks really cool, and in I'm curious to see if the one guy from the trailer turns out to be prof. Pyg and there was also blue devils mask I think?

I can’t wait to see how they pull off Blue Devil.

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>ywn be one with the green.

where's his dick? show me his dick

See

tfw ill never be spiritually connected with a person and not just physically

Damn, that really looks good.

I'm sure he can grow a cucumber between his legs if you need a complete anatomical facsimile.

Question for people that read the comic.

I haven't gotten around to reading Moores run on Swamp Thing yet, but I do know Mattew was in it before he became Dream's crow. Is he as much of a bro in that as he is in Sandman?

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Swamp Kino

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he did some bad things but he regretted them deeply, he was a swell guy before the thing that made him into a crow happened, which in part was his fault but he tried to make amends for it.

That's good to hear. He was my favorite character in Sandman, and I'd be pretty bummed if the character was too far from one I know.

Any chance of him being nearly as good in the show? The actor is someone I've never heard of.

He's kind of an creepy asshole but he redeems himself

Well he did got cucked by Swampy though.

Not to mention all the booze and the fact that he was manipulated by Arcane.
Like I said, he's a good guy at heart he just acts a bit creepy because of everything going on. There's a reason that Dream showed up to bail his ass out afterall

Again, LUCKY

Wasn't Swamp Thing a chair once?

Always remember, Swamp Thing and Abby raped John Constantine.

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Yeah
John is a lucky man

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How did John react anyway? And did John ever talked to Tefé?

John knew it had to happen one way or the other and agreed, but didn't want it to happen at that specific time because he was infected with demon blood, and who know's how that will affect a fetus!

He was a lot of things.

>And did John ever talked to Tefé?
Yeah, they had a heart to heart about it once. Basically Tefe had two dads

>Tefe had two dads
Huh reminds me of Conner, Supes and Lex.
When did they have this heart to heart again?

In that one weird 2000s run where she had been brainwashed by John to not know who her parents were and ended up murdering some dude with her tree powers
It's been a long time and the only things I really recall from that run is that and the fact that a tree fucking murdered someone by itself

John knew about it. It's a long story.
After Alan Moore left the book, Veitch took over. He wrote that when Swampy was in space, the Parliament generated a new elemental but it had not found a host yet.
Veitch spent like twelve issues working on this story. In it, John kept trying to find a new host for the elemental. The untethered "sprout" kept causing elemental and psychic storms, and was getting deranged from all the possible hosts (like Solomon Grundy)
John visited several people, and eventually understood that he, Swamp Thing, and Abby were at the heart of a synchronicity storm (John having luck magic was there from the start)
1/??
>Swamp Thing 74

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Now, the actual crossover in which Tefe is born between ST and Hellblazer is a bit messy. Both issues sort of happen at the same time.
In Hellblazer, we have John entering his body again while still with Abby. This obviously pisses her off, because part of her thought that it was actually John the entire time being a rake
2/?

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3/?
Meanwhile in the Swamp Thing issues, Abby is upset with both of them and goes into a town. A couple hits on her, and she freaks out.
John meets her in a bar, and they smooth things over.

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I haven't read much of when Tefe was a baby though.
I did see this issue, which has John in it.
John catches Tefe, and Swamp Thing is a little jealous by her response
4/?

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Swamp Thing had been successfully tanked in sales by Millar, so DC relaunched it a few years later.
Brian K Vaughn was an up and coming writer, so they gave it to him. He decided to focus on Tefe, Tefe had been written out of the book before Millar took over (editorial told Collins to kill Abby and Tefe, she refused and had Tefe abducted by the Green and Abby divoced).
Tefe, frankly, was nuts thanks to her upbringing by the Green. This is what mentions.
BKV wrote that John found a dying girl, and convinced abby and ST to let him body and memory swap the two young girls. Tefe then lived for a few years in the life of another girl.
Then around when she was graduating high school, she had a mental break, killed her friends, and went on the run.

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>pictured, Tefe going nuts as the mental blocks breakdown and her conflicting memories hit her.

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Oh, and the demon blood did lead to a plot where Nergal successfully abducted her, but that was written by Doug Wheller, and we don't talk about that

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and then she fleshcrafted a body that looked like the girl she thought she was to cover her tracks, and went on the run to search for a waifu

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Since I have some time, here's the issue where she meets John as an adult.
It features some of the biggest Constantine character assassination ever in my opinion

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oh yeah, both of these guys were in love with her to different lengths, but she wasn't interested
She had a GF in the Dystart volume

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The senator's daughter is her waifu

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By this point
>Abby and ST were looking for her
>The government was looking for her
>The Green sent an assassin after her
>The local police were investigating the weird deaths of those teens she murdered

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Some of these pages are good, like this one

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This doesn't seem wholesome at all. Is Tefe always kind of a mean bitch?

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She was a mean bitch under BKV.
The thing is, she's barely appeared since. She was in a few issues of the next volume by Diggle/Dystart, but Swamp Thing chronically had low sales, and she never developed past this.
Part of why this BKV volume ended at 20 was that she was too damn unlikeable

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Would it have been better if Tefe had a personality similar to girls like Crazy Jane?

The next volume sold terribly too, and by that point (around 2009) DC editorial were starting to pull their properties back from Vertigo. The restructuring would then have Vertigo be original IP's not connected to stuff that DC owns.

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So then a Swampy without a human host appeared during Brightest Day, and a Younger John Constantine appeared too.
That story was cut short by the reboot of New 52

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I'm not sure. Something that isn't clear in this issue is that BKV wrote Tefe as being very naive.
The senator's daughter manipulates her into going after her causes because she can tell that Tefe has a crush on her

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Oh look, some naivety.
and damn Tefe, you've BEEN to Hell, in a pretty funny issue that had you LEAVE YOUR FLESH after watching Swamp Thing play peekaboo

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Oh boy, that top panel really could have gotten some use in recent years, but no one ever recommends BKV Swamp Thing to read

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This is the character assassination I mentioned before.
If there's ONE thing John would always do, is prevent kids from getting hurt. Ever since Astra got sucked into hell when he was young and inexperienced, he's always looked out for kids.
He even freed all the souls of children from hell in Paul Jenkins Hellblazer issues

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and that's the end of that.
Funny thing about the end of the series
It turns out that the senator is the evil person trying to hunt Tefe too. He gets his daughter back (or rescues her from Tefe's madness), and the daughter is convinced that Tefe will rescue her. Because the book was cancelled, this never happens

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Based.