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user, I don't want to alarm you, but there might be a boogieman or boogiemen in this thread.
Or......
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This is the based one.
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can't sneed, the mods will eat me
I don't want to alarm you, but...
You were sold.
Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions.
Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that?
Bart: Our teacher. I'd heard something about that.
Lisa: That's awful! And you're so rude!
Homer: Well I don't see that happening, do I?
Bart: I don't believe it, Homer. Not if Jesus and Christ are in league. They're just like us.
Homer: But...that's just how it works. I don't know it.
Lisa: I'd love to believe so. But Jesus and Mary and Adam and Jesus are on Earth and Adam's got a dog. And no, you wouldn't trust that dog to find the two-headed snake.
Bart: It's just stupid.
Lisa: I've seen it before. Homer, you said the earth has a center. You said that all things are in God's eye. Does that mean there's no center or no beginning or nothing? Homer?
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Not really a bot but this:
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Donald: Huey, Dewey, Louie, what did you three learn in Sunday School today?
Huey: The answers to deep theological questions.
Louie: Yeah. For example, why is it that some people have to be baptized into the Catholic Church?
Huey: Cause Jesus taught us to go to hell.
The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be...