What do they do?

Consumer electronics? Hedge Funds? Do they make weapons? What do they do?!

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Purchase other companies

Yeah, but what kind of companies? Does Bruce own shares in a company whose subsidiaries make WMDs?

You're never going to find out. Why? Because comics fans are drooling retards who get extremely angry when a book tries to explore the logistics of cape fiction. The masses ONLY want punching and forced drama. If you actually try to explain how a hero's setup works, they will shout you down en masse, parrot the Morrison quote about Batmobile tires at you, and loudly demand more mindless action.

Wayne Enterprises doesn't do anything, because readers are too stupid to allow it to do anything.

I get that. But if you had to guess, what would you say they do?

Whatever the plot requires

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Wayne Enterprises has always existed as a means of handwaving just how Bruce gets all his wonderful toys; before that, it was just "Oh, his dad made a lot of money". It's not so much the question of plebs not wanting to think that wants you to believe, it's just a means of explanation. You shouldn't really mix corporate shenanigans with superhero stuff, because then you end up with Netflix Iron Fist.

Mitsubishi / Samsung

More Samsung, less Mitsubishi

Samsung basically owns Korea. They have all sorts of divisions with heavy ties to military tech, home appliances, cooking industry, automobile technology, security, etc. They are Microsoft on steroids.

Given the amounf of technology they produce for Bruce the R and D department probably has a lot of lucrative patents that's trickled down to the civilian sector. There's been multiple stories where they've been invovled with military contracts, usually as an excuse for Bruce to chase after some weapon McGuffin. Usually they're seen supporting the Wayne Foundation or engaged in the kind of non-profit chairty work that no international corporation would ever convince its shareholders to condone, if only for the fact that by spending that much money they would no longer be an multi-billion dollar corporation. The single-handeldy rebuilt Gotham after No Man's Land, that should tell you how much cahs they had to burn without any opposition from the shareholders.

The truth is what this guy says, the company exists as a means to explain how Bruce didn't blow thorugh his enitre trust fund five years into being Batman and how he can still afford to be a billionaire while owning rockets, satellites, some of the most advanced cutting edge prototypes known to man and still have spare change left over to bankroll at least three international superhero teams. That they can afford all this while still being ethically clean and not engaged in the kind of dirty coprorate shit the likes of Lexcorp is constantly shown doing is the realm of make believe, Wayne Enterprises is basically a money tree for Bruce and his family that exists as an engine for stories. Applying any kind of rational thought to it exposes the absolute dearth of logic.

>parrot the Morrison quote about Batmobile tires at you

See, that quote is retarded because one, there's already stories that exist that actually explain who chancges the Batmobile's tires, and two, in his own run Morrison was constantly answering autsitic shit just like that, such as "who feeds the Bats in the Batcave?" Alfred does. He feeds them chicken goujons.

Real Estate seems like one of the biggests if not the main thing of the company. They massively invest on the city infrastructure.

>There's been multiple stories where they've been invovled with military contracts
Waitwaitwait... The guy who loathes guns allows his company to take millitary contracts?

How did his dad run the company while also being a full time surgeon?

He was never against cops and soldiers with guns, he hates vigilantes who use guns and kill like Punisher.

If it isn't a gun he doesn't care. His company's made plenty of non-lethal military grade weaponry that he has no qualms about using, be it gas grenades, sonics, tanks and lasers.

Usually it'll be a story about how some sneaky evil people are trying to use his family's company to make a profit at the expense of his morals, so he'll shut it down. The DCAU Superman/Batman crossover was him telling Lex Luthor to fuck off when their moon exploration robot was going to be turned into a military weapon.

>Morrison being a hypocrite
Shocking. Thing is, I love the idea of exploring how a hero manages their stuff because it can easily be a vector for stories.

>Alfred feeds the bats gourmet chicken
That's so wholesome!

>Wayne Enterpises owns most of Gotham
>except for all the abandoned warehouses and factories with giant novelty accoutrements attatched to them
>despite the fact Gotham is a crime infested hellhole with property values that should make Detroit look expensive, this is somehow lucrative

>Gotham is a crime infested hellhole
Gotham population is over 10 million, those crimes wouldn't take the city down just like the Mafia, serial killers and drug lords everywhere didn't fucked New York

Isn't Gotham built on top of an Old One tomb?

New York doesn't have a nearby insane asylum packed with master criminals, some of which have a bodycount in triple figures. If they did, they would have brought back the death penalty.

Every time the government has formed some kind of lethal task force to deal with villains, he's opposed it.