why did moses allow this to happen?
Why did moses allow this to happen?
Nathan Anderson
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David Phillips
>implying you can just tell old testament God that you won't do as he commands you
God tried to kill Moses two times for absolutely stupid reasons, I doubt he had any power to oppose God in any way
Juan Stewart
>why didn't Moses stop God
William Reed
He was literally acting as God's agent and couldn't have done shit because he's fucking God.
>Why didn't he explain to God about him and pharaoh's relationship
Because it's fucking God and he would have clearly already known
Wyatt King
>he decapitated the pharaoh
YIKES, I knew the bible was hardcore, but that's downright brutal.
Benjamin Long
Since pharaoh is a god, why didn't he just revive his son?
Michael Ross
> I knew the bible was hardcore, but that's downright brutal.
>he doesn't know about the rape swords
Josiah Fisher
Bad writing.
Ian Bailey
why did god even need moses?
why did god take so long to do anything?
why didn't god just teleport all the jews out of egypt?
why didn't god just kill the pharaoh?
why didn't the pharaoh just kill moses?
why did he let moses go only to try to kill him later?
Ryan Long
what did you expect from jews? in 5000 years they only had two best sellers, the bible and the diary of the holocaust girl
Hunter Cox
god thinks suffering helps build character
Juan Hernandez
Don't be so hard on them, atleast the smutt on those books was pretty good.
Wyatt Johnson
God was Calvin's dad?
That honestly makes sense.
Joseph Anderson
How do you think Job felt?
Ramses lost family because he was a tyrannical slave owner. Job lost family because Satan bet God fifty bucks over how he would react.
Leo Sanchez
Is God Thanos?
>massive cullings
>puts his "Children" through massively traumatic experiences as a test
>Wields ultimate power, and rather than providing for those he supposedly loves, punishes them for going wrong in his eyes
>When it gets too tough, says "Fuck it, I'll destroy the whole thing and start over"
>Demands gratitude for all of this.
James Collins
>Demands gratitude for all of this.
Don't remenber Thanos doing this.
Hudson Fisher
Ryan Bell
>why did god even need moses?
he has some rules about free will and not interfering with humans, but he seems to forget about it every couple of hundred years
>why did god take so long to do anything?
he controls time and space, it doesn't matter when he does it
>why didn't god just teleport all the jews out of egypt?
they were supposed to suffer in the desert to prove they were loyal to him
>why didn't god just kill the pharaoh?
free will and bullshit
>why didn't the pharaoh just kill moses?
he fell for the jew trickery
>why did he let moses go only to try to kill him later?
he let them go only to find later that they had stolen every shekel from the royal treasury
Christopher Moore
Remember when Rameses threatened to holocaust the Hebrews?
Zachary Ramirez
>was supposed to be a retelling of the Book of Exodus
>turns into a thinly veiled allegory of the American Civil War by mid-way point
Kevin Reed
>why did god even need moses?
>why did god take so long to do anything?
>why didn't god just teleport all the jews out of egypt?
>why didn't god just kill the pharaoh?
>why didn't the pharaoh just kill moses?
>why did he let moses go only to try to kill him later?
Unironically read the Torah/Old Testament (or at the very least the Book of Exodus) and it will explain everything.
Sebastian Campbell
He said he would look out on a "Grateful universe" after he retired, then when the Avengers attacked him on his farm, he spat back at them tht they should be grateful for what he did. At the end, when he formulates his plan to remake the universe, he says they'll only know what they had been given, not what they had lost, and would be a "grateful universe", repeating that phrase. Honestly, the parallels to the Biblical God are probably intentional given the cultlike nature of the Black Order and his constant references to his "mercy".
Adam Fisher
this makes perfect sense
someone get this trending on social media
Brandon Murphy
This OMG gotta post it to /r/4chancaps 0.o
Kayden Reyes
>having to read some tie-in book to explain plot-holes in the movie
No thanks. Movie should stand on its own.
James Clark
this goes into my cringe cloud
Ian King
>what did you expect from jews? in 5000 years they only had two best sellers, the bible and the diary of the holocaust girl
Don't be mean to Anne.
Carter Peterson
It's true, though. How is Thanos the bad guy but God is a good guy?
Charles Diaz
stop ruining my waifu with this pregnancy fetish
Anne is pure.
Luke Johnson
>comparing holiest books in Western Civilization to EU shit
Begone heretic.
Jose Johnson
>How is Thanos the bad guy but God is a good guy?
God incarnated into a human and came to earth to suffer and get his ass kicked like normal people then went back to heaven and realized people don't like being killed and tortured for faith or personal amusement, that changed him a lot.
Aaron Fisher
That's not why I was mocking your ass retard
Alexander Ward
does it refute this?
Joseph Howard
You seem upset.
Jacob Thompson
>stop ruining my waifu with this pregnancy fetish
Let me think about that...
No :)
>Anne is pure.
She was put on this to make babies. Nothing unpure about that.
Ayden Martinez
that doesn't even look like her.
anne is a jewish nymph which no penises have sullied
Evan Wright
>anne is a jewish nymph which no penises have sullied
She was a beautiful young girl who was supposed to fufill God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply.
Ian Davis
>why doesn't God just save everybody?
humanity is like having a tank full of betta fish, it's amusing to look at them kill each other until none remain. then you just get new fish, no problem.
Mason Carter
>we can make more sometime, if we need them...
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Nathan Hall
kek
Nolan Rogers
God gave life, it's his right to take it back
All lives are his
He once took Enoch's life to save him
And who is to say he won't resurrect him in the future?
Elijah Foster
yup
Jayden Powell
Best animated film of all time
Lion King fags can fuck off
Wyatt Wright
Why did Pharaoh allow this to happen?
Christian Reed
Oh...I thought they were supposed to be bad... with all of those sinister images... then someone says "They aren't so bad" and I can't avoid to think "Why are they good?" You guys have a conflict of spirit, a story has a spirit... a tone.
Owen White
Because Yahweh is a fucking asshole so you better do what he says
Asher Hughes
what am I seeing?
Evan Wright
I think that it's a dolphin but I'm not sure to be honest. I just downloaded it
Carter Williams
>Woolie "Cain did nothing wrong" Madden
Adam Perez
lies
Xavier Martinez
Who the fuck is Yahweh?
The name is Jehova.
Cameron Rivera
Really, who writes this shit.
I can't wait for theology sins to make video about it.
Easton Smith
He has no say as after all he is just one piece in the grand story God is creating to amuse itself
Hudson Williams
*Awkard laugh* The tetragrammaton in Hebrew can be translated Jehovah or Yahweh though it seems Jehovah is more accurate. It was used in many translations from centuries ago
Cooper Murphy
I just read that yahweh is the more accurate one.
Jehovah sounds cooler, anyway. Yahweh sounds like a sissy.
Christian Stewart
The problem is that everyone thinks Moses is a cleric, using divine magic to attack Pharaoh, and he's not.
He's a prophet, taking orders from God, and all he can do is say "God is going to go nuclear on you if you don't obey." He can't change His mind, he can't just say "no, I'm not going to cast a spell."
Jonathan Hill
Lol get bent Pharaoh.
Nathaniel Roberts
he just wanted some smoked veggies man
Blake Sanders
she also lusted after other girls
Nathaniel Hall
Pretty much this. If God wants to do some shit then good luck stopping him.
William Martinez
God needed validation, and thus became empowered; much like all other egregores.
Colton Gomez
>she also lusted after other girls
Like I said, pure and unsullied.
Jason Mitchell
Practice for the hands-off approach?
Sebastian Price
futurama is canon to the prince of egypt?
the lore is so confusing
Jackson Reyes
The first letter is a yud, which makes a y sound. The third letter is a vuv/wow, which in Ancient Hebrew made a w sound and in Modern Hebrew makes a v sound.
The, "ah," and, "eh," vowels come from the theory that that there should be a pathaḥ under the yud and a segol under the wow. However, the tetragrammaton was traditionally written with a ḥolam after the first hay and a qamaṣ under the wow, which is where, "Jehovah," comes from, but it was most likely written that way in order to match the niqqudoth of, "Adonai," since that is what Jews started saying whenever the tetragrammaton came up in prayers.
Daniel Miller
lmao that filename
Jayden Adams
>she also lusted after other girls
But only Dixie bois can put a baby in her
Lucas Gutierrez
>believing the Hebrew version
John Ross
The way hebrew script worked at the time, it could be either and since you're not supposed to speak the name out loud, there's not sure way to tell.
Samuel Adams
I mean... Exodus 32:10-14 DOES feature Moses telling God off, stopping Him from murdering the people who started worshiping a hunk of gold out of frustration. Moses had to remind God that He swore upon Himself to deliver the children of Abraham to the promised land. If he hadn't said anything, everything that transpired would have been for essentially nothing and Moses would be alone in a "great" nation of absolutely fucking nothing.
Not exactly the same situation as the plagues, mind you. Just sayin', is all.
Xavier Rogers
she belongs Charles
can't this incest genetic freak have some happiness?
Alexander Jones
The whole shit was weird
Rameses was willing to let them go, but god hardened his heart so he would resist and all the "wonders" happened
God was fucked up in the old testament
Josiah Russell
Remember that thread a few weeks ago that spiraled into religious bickering and some faggot lost his shit and derailed the thread by posting images like of jesus shitting out Easter eggs and similar topics?
Jonathan Bennett
both of you shut your mouths
Thomas White
Why does god even need sacrifice? Fucker doesn't even eat the lamb, does he eat the soul of the lamb? The souls of chargrilled vegetables aren't enough?
Owen Diaz
>he had a single testicle, black as coal
Nope. He deserves none. Inbred piece of shit.
Bentley Stewart
God was the villain all along.
Jace Sanders
>"Let my people go or God's gonna so some shit."
>"No."
>God does some shit
How is that even remotely Moses' fault?
Jeremiah Murphy
kek
Hunter Perry
Unironically this.
Jace Howard
Job's wife was a shit.
Jeremiah White
Lamb is tasty. Since lambs are innocent, their souls must be delectable.
t. not a vore fetishist at all not even a little bit
Jose White
Based G-d does what based G-d wants
John Edwards
Children are chattel in Abrahamism. Remember the one where Job gets replacement family after the old one was killed for lulz.
Matthew Torres
The poor mongoloid didn't ask for his parents to be siblings, cousins and grandparents all at the same time.
Cameron Perry
God read Hero with a Thousand Faces.
Kevin Bailey
Shit up, Jeff Magnum.
Anthony Diaz
...quick!
Someone challenge him to a children's card game!