ITT post Yea Forums memes

Every femanon on this board plays cave explorer to either monsters with huge tongues, robots and sometimes vore.
Stick around longer and this becomes obvious.

>twitter meme
Piss off you fucking faggot
And just because it makes you laugh so hard it makes you wet your big boy pants doesn't make it a 'meme', piece of shit

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>What do you usually fap to?

PMVs ("porn music videos", my autistic-guilty-pleasure), cumshots (preferably ON a girl or girls, but I can rock solo vids as well), amateur (especially if it's super extra slutty and/or has believable female orgasms), and porn comics. Usually wincest themed and /ss/. I still follow Jab Comix, because their shit is just hot as a motherfucker. I used to be into PBX, but she doesn't seem to still make new stuff?

>have you ever catched anyone watching?

Never been caught, thankfully.

MODS!!!

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tits or gtfo

>PMVs ("porn music videos", my autistic-guilty-pleasure)
I didn’t even know those exsisted
>cumshits, incest, /SS/
Absolutely based taste my lad

Other question, are you a Virgin, I have a feeling you’re bi since you like cumshots on girls and shotas

You'd be surprised by how perverted women can be.

the fuck is Xnxx

Pretty much XVideos but blue.

Edging is the best part of the wank tho.

Does it also try to give your computer AIDS like XVideos?

This is raw stuff, dawg.

>I didn’t even know those exsisted

They're like user-made compilations. I've seen a handful that were clearly made that way by the porn studio, but it's mostly random dudes making them and uploading them to pornhub (xvideos used to have a TON, but it seems like everybody moved over to pornhub).

>are you a Virgin

Unfortunately, yes. This is actually the first time I've ever admitted it, online or otherwise. I'm not even THAT ugly. I basically look like Lady Gaga (in terms of face type and general look, not in terms of "could win a celebrity lookalike contest"). I'm also 19 (this year), so it's not TOO weird (yet).

>I have a feeling you’re bi

I am absolutely 100% straight. fags are gross lol

Never gotten intense adware from either. Pornhub on the other hand is a different story.

Really? I've found Pornhub way more benign, aside from the tracking cookies but everyone gives you those.

>Unfortunately, yes. This is actually the first time I've ever admitted it, online or otherwise. I'm not even THAT ugly. I basically look like Lady Gaga (in terms of face type and general look, not in terms of "could win a celebrity lookalike contest"). I'm also 19 (this year), so it's not TOO weird (yet).
Don’t worry user, I would fuck you, you have good taste
>>I have a feeling you’re bi
>I am absolutely 100% straight. fags are gross lol
Kek

Also about the porn music videos, what songs are usually involved. Have you found one with linkin parks crawling in my skin or mad world?

Excuse me m'lady, but may you post some form of social media or account so that I may humbly orbit you there and mayhaps send you a token of my esteem via paypal or amazon gifts?

No one's 100% straight.

I'm sorry but I don't find a dude's hairy ass and butthole attractive.

Also, if you’re straight why do you get off seeing guys cum onto girls

A shaved twink ass you might.

You masturbate naked? That's a thing you people do?

hardcore porn is popular literally just for the viewer to self insert themselves as the guy

>You masturbate naked?
You don't?

Twinks are one of the biggest myths there is. The stereotype cute, shy, submissive twink doesn't exist outside of lonely gay men's fantasies while most IRL twinks, if you met them, you'd want to punch them in the teeth. And they don't age well either. Twinks older than 31 don't exist for all practical purposes while muscle daddies can remain viable well into their 50s.

I miss when Xnxx used to have daily comics, they weren't always funny but occasionally there would be a gem in there.

I can't cum if I'm completely naked, it's a weird thing.

So you like girl buttholes?

>what songs are usually involved

EDM. I've always said "EDM sounds like what fucking feels like". This is of course conjecture on my part. PMVs seem to prove this theory right, because it fits perfectly. There used to be a bunch with dubstep and metal, but no one seems to listen to dubstep anymore and no one uses metal or rock because it's just a weird fit and doesn't really match up with all the pelvis thrusting.

>Have you found one with linkin parks crawling in my skin or mad world?

No? What the fuck?!

>projecting

Keep telling yourself that, homo.

To be honest, there's two points that apply here:

1. One problem with twinks is that most of the time they don't allow themselves to age gracefully and 2. The kind of gay men who are into twinks are usually just looking for a hot 20-something.

Because it's fucking awesome. Why wouldn't any girl want to get hosed after being fucked?

Yes? As long as it's not cold.

That post is not me (if that's what you were assuming, I honestly can't tell).

I'm not saying you secretly want to fuck a girl or anything. It's just that people are more flexible than they like to admit. You might be 99.9% straight, but not 100.

>incest specifically

Overused joke, but that got me

>Not using Thisvid

Pornhub never gives me issues either, though.

No. Wrong. Too bad.

I think you know I'm right, deep down. But feel free to keep telling yourself what makes you feel better.

>Because it's fucking awesome. Why wouldn't any girl want to get hosed after being fucked?
You sound so hot given all your kinks and tastes, youre truely one of us Yea Forumsmrade
Lel, crawling and mad world are meme songs at this point and so I thought it would’ve been funny to ask

Would you consider this a PMV?
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5acfeba52dbd1

You sound like a /gif/ poster in denial.

I guess it technically is, but that just looks weird. I like manga, but anime is just dumb. And that video is more gross than hot.

Got an uncensored version of this anywhere?

>EDM
NEDM?
youtube.com/watch?v=iQkbwhHfohY

>Virgin doesn't know woman masturbate
kek

>You don't
You do??

Sure, it's awesome.

I never feel comfortable masturbating fully naked, my chest gets cold

Where do you cum? The floor?

>I never feel comfortable masturbating fully naked, my chest gets cold
Are you a girl too?

You cum on your clothes??

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In, but yeah

No, my stomach. Clean it up with tissues.

>Every woman I know has never shown any sexual interest in me, therefore, it doesn't exist

L O L

Yeah, does that happen to other girls?

I'd guess that's probably the original version. They wouldn't have put nudity on TV.

What a waste of tissues

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Not him but I spare my jizz on the bathroom floor and let the leftover shower water from the shower I take afterwards to take care of it

>streaming porn

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How does it feel when your tits get cold, are they on the larger or flatter size, these details are important

GIVE PICS OR PURGE THREAD

They're quite big but nothing too massive, also I don't know, just weird, a little numb too, I guess?

>They're quite big but nothing too massive, also I don't know, just weird, a little numb too
Noice, have you ever let your boyfriend stick his dick between them?

>downloading something you're going to use once for 20 seconds and then never again because there's always new stuff to watch

>female
>liking /ss/
Wait, that makes you a pedo, you know?
Most guys only like /ss/ because they self-insert on it.

>jacking off to 480p upscales

*Girlfriend
I'm a dyke

>I'm a dyke
She ra threads that way, pal

>Wait, that makes you a pedo, you know?

Shut the fuck up, holy shit. I hate you god damn zoomers.

>20 seconds
Is this really how long it takes? I usually fap through an hour long video and need an extra to finish with

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There's another poster above who claims she faps butt-ass nekkid.

So, you let your girlfriend stick her dick between them?

Don’t worry femanon, I bust nuts to characters from the loud house

what do you do when you're going down on a chick and before you dig in you notice there's a bit of smegma in one of the labia folds?

nigga are you seriously saying you DOWNLOAD it?!

>masturbating to hardcore porn

You guys do realize this is one of the worst things you can do to yourself.

If she asks for it, sure.
straps are hot

As is to be expected from a Yea Forums poster. This board literally has more homosexuals than /hm/ or /lgbt/.

Log off the internet already, mom

>downloading porn
>2019

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>you notice there's a bit of smegma in one of the labia folds?

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After 21, you're just tryna nut

flicking the bean isn't really masturbation, femcel

t. ODed on Propecia

girls got smegma too?gross

This thread is like an awkward autist meetup talking about how they touch themselves.

>faps to children
>is not a pedo

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Yes it is, don't be stupid. Stimulating one's genitals is literally what masturbation means.

>He doesn't open multiple tabs and edges to different videos
Are you new to jacking off?

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Take it easy, it’s just a drawing

>I can't separate fantasy from reality so that means no one can

why is it always skinny chicks? Are bigger women more self-conscious about their hygiene or something?

The difference is that it's NOT, and logically an anonymous internet forum is precisely the place to discuss it, albeit not a comics & cartoons forum, but I digress

>twitter memes

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I think user meant that she had sex with a guy and didn't wash well.
Girls have a different kind of fluid.

Edging is for 14 year olds. You can't edge once you reach adulthood

I disagree

This thread started out with a funny picture and now it's a /r9k/ thread. FFS.

>masturbating is not masturbating
kek

I have a special shirt I wear when I masturbate. It's kind of crusty now but knowing what it's gonna go through I just don't see the point in washing it.

Post pics of your cum shirt with a timestamp

I know its different when its a fictional character, but at least admit that you feel horny thinking on children.
Don't get me wrong, I love /ss/, but I always fap to it because I self insert me as the boy.

Well, too bad, you don't get to decide what words mean. You're literally and objectively wrong.

>knowing what it's gonna go through I just don't see the point in washing it
How long have you been using it for that, user?

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I have a lot of female friends that talk with me about which porn each one prefer and about our faps.

I would never fuck a real girl under 14 but again it’s a drawing so I don’t think age matters

That could be considered an hmv, (hentai music video) which is a type of pmv, though they're usually made with clips from actual hentai animes.

>not having multiple tabs open so you've got some loaded already while you're waiting for others to load
>not having a few shorter ones to get you started while the others load
you disappoint me, Yea Forums

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you mean naked except for the helmet and mouth guard, right?

safety first, amirite

I disagree
Prove it

No, girls can get their own smegma too, mostly on the labia folds or the clit hood.
However, a yeast infection can cause the fluid to turn into cotagg cheese-like smegma and pus.

>you mean naked except for the helmet and mouth guard, right?
>safety first, amirite
I laughed at this way more then I should have

>Prove it
How and why?

It still counts as such?
Hm, you learn something new every day

>dated girl that couldn't wash her clit due to how sensitive it was
>there was always at least a little smegma under the clit hood
At the very least she came like starting a lawnmower, two or three priming pokes and three solid pulls and boom mission accomplished.

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The only time I masturbate naked is when I want to feel naked. Vulnerable and exposed and shit. But I usually only do this when I'm messing around with my butthole

What kind of clit did your gf had that she cannot even wash it?

Sensitivity to a hundred?

>no condoms

To all the femanons here, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve fapped too

he wants a quick fap, is why

Image 473559 @ paheal

That's the reason she gave me, she told me before that bumpy roads could get her to climax. I've never met another woman with a clit sensitivity that high.

Futa shit on /gif/.

Hmm, I guess tentacle gangbangs and monster girls

Futa is vanilla af, doesn't belong on /d/ and only hated by closet 'mos

My cats giving me weird looks as I browse porn on my phone while holding him

I've got a kink for consensual tentacle sex.

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>I've got a kink for consensual tentacle sex.
Your image intrigues me. Tell me more

are you new?
tits or gtfo
There are no women here

This is a blue board

Edging takes practice man. It's the secret to making sex last beyond 15 minutes

also, the female orgasm is a myth

...

But seriously, am I going for too long?

Me too, tentacles are fucking great.

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This isn't Yea Forums you retard.

Why is anything concerning consentacles so damned hard to find? Not that weak mindbreak shit either, genuine tender loving /d/-tier stuff.

just cos you haven't seen one irl doesn't mean they don't exist, user.

If it takes you an hour before you CAN cum, yes.

>implying women masturbate
What the fuck do you think they do with all that A/B/O porn?

>I've never been able to satisfy a girl
that sounds like a you problem, user

This is a blue board, user.

This isn't advertiser friendly.

Just put emoji over the nips like the OP image and boom, swf.

who said they'd have to be nipples

Post an imgur link to your tit pics

The fuck do you use? Girly magazines?

I’m a femanon and I can’t masturbate for longer than a minute. I’m worried there’s something wrong with me but I can’t talk about this with people I know irl.

twitter memes
reddit memes
etc etc are unironically better than current Yea Forums memes

Think about why that is

Think about how the majority of Yea Forums memes are just pallete swaps of the same tired images with the same jokes over and over again
How many wojak and pepe edits are you going to suffer through before you admit that Yea Forums doesn't really do OC anymore
At most, someone posts an exploitable and people dress it up with whatever imagery they think is right

We've been doing this for a while, but for some reason we can't move past shit like Wojak and Pepe
There's NPC and clownworld, before then it was basedboy wojak and racist pepe, we keep just editing the same shit over and over again despite the fact that the "normies" have moved on to other things

What does that say about Yea Forums if even normies don't want our tired memes

Face it, all of the shitty things that reddit did to our memes back in 2010, all of the shitty things that normalfags did to rage faces by turning Yea Forums into "derp", that's exactly what Yea Forums is doing to our own memes

saying normies is less work than typing out normalfags, and you all know it, but you still want to call people out for saying normie
also, Wojak isn't even a Yea Forums thing, it's a krautchan thing
It's like stealing memes from 7chan

What happens? Painful?

>I'm a femanon
TITS
OR
GTFO
T
F
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>flicking the bean isn't really masturbation
What about using a dildo? Or sticking a fist up the vag?

He probably torrents it
Which is the best way to secure high quality porn

>penetration is masturbation

are you retarded?

>words have no meaning welcome to clownworld
Gr8B8m8

A xenoshit x-files fanfic with reverse traps.

>Downloading porn
>2019

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Sounds like vaginism ors omething like that.
You should probably go see a doctor

I just start feeling numb.

>thinking about sex
>2019
ISHYGDDT

When did I've ever said I am a woman, you aspie?

Can't wait to tell the internet about my masturbation habits.

Patrician taste and extremely based except for the music porn videos.
I will reccomend you mult porn for /ss/ it has a very active and extensive library.

Why do you care so much about some tits on the internet? You can't get to see a pair irl?

>You can't get to see a pair irl?
Not him but no shit, where do you think we are

>vaginism
It isn’t painful, I just stop getting any pleasure out of it before I can orgasm. I took a five year break from flicking the bean and when I started up again I realized I couldn’t finish.
This is probably the one of worst possible websites to get a diagnosis on the subject.

It’s Yea Forums’s bread and butter- weird sexual posturing.

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I'm starting to get why people ask for proof if you're a girl it's kinda hard to believe a girl can be attractive and into this cool fetishes

I’m not that guy but I’m pretty sure getting cummed on is a pretty vanilla fetish.

Way too long. You've probably numbed yourself beyond repair.

Are you me?

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You didn't cum for 5 years? Why?

A girl actually enjoying the act, having her holes ravished by a tentacle monster, be it mechanical, organic, slime, whatever. Just going at it until the girl's a happy mess, it gets me going like nothing else. It's got a number of things I like about bondage, just a bit more active, like a gangbang. The implausible impregnation afterward is a bonus too.

And source is in the filename.

Glad to see another who shares my tastes.

There is a good deal more than one would expect in terms of raw images, and even a few pretty good doujins and comics about the subject. Still, a minority compared to the other material out there.

>guy who has to masturbate for an hour
>girl who can’t masturbate for longer than a minute
What would happen if they fucked?