keep giving tony zettai ryouiki
Keep giving tony zettai ryouiki
Joshua Nelson
Gavin Bailey
Tony Stark and Adam Warlock are boring Mary Sue's, fuck these two characters, and fuck Marvel comics fro being predictable shit.
Having like 300 heroes in one universe only works if like 270 of them never got stories so they remained a mystery, the world would feel more alive.
But instead we have like 300 different fucking heroes in the comics timeline that raises a bunch of dumb questions like "WHY DOESNT X JUST DO X".
In reality, spider-man wouldn't even be able to operate because the Avengers would just swoop in with the THOUSANDS OF OTHER HEROES LIVING ON THE EAST COAST.
Seriously, you got the Avengers, all of the Xmen, Spider-Man, Sometimes the Guardians of the galaxy, The Punisher, Deadpool, and a fuckton of others living in New York. It's a fucking ground zero for super hero shit, but constantly raises the question of "why doesnt X come in and stop X?".
Fuck Marvel Comics, its oversatured garbage.
Fuck DC too, but at least DC has a reason why these heroes aren't helping other cities, because certain cities are FAR away from others.
Oliver Martinez
We used to call them 'fishing waders' or 'hooker boots'.
>Tony Stark and Adam Warlock are boring Mary Sue's, fuck these two characters
Oddly specific and somehow out of time.
Daniel Rivera
It should be mandatory design element for all armors.
Gabriel Ross
You shut your whore mouth.
You want the nose back, too?
Hunter Myers
The nose was kind of cute sometimes but no, I don't.
Christian Rodriguez
it should be, his thighs already look 10x better
Hudson Smith
You people are nuts. There's nothing sexual about the Extremis armor.
Juan Davis
>leotard
>thigh boots
>not sexual
These are the words of someone who wouldn't fuck the armors.
Jonathan Howard
a single thigh is the same width of his waist in this image
Andrew Fisher
I bet you think this is even more erotic, right?
Carson Ortiz
Christ, why does Iron Man attract so many faggots, fujos and the like? Be it here, Tumblr, whatever, he’s coded as some bottom, a closeted faggot, bi, whatever. Compared to him Batman and the “haha he be gay for Dick :)))” jokes seem minimal. What weird reality is this where the man in the WMD Power Armor is seen as a faggot compared to the guy in furry BDSM gear?
Luke Young
You need to loosen up a little
Ethan Bailey
yes honestly
Easton Rivera
>Iron Slut's armor has a literal cunt flap
Logan Walker
who said he has to be gay??
he could fuck any woman and still have his thigh highs on, the girl would love it too his thighs are just that great
Blake Lopez
Yes. Is there a problem with me being sexually attracted to the armors and other /m/ related stuff?
How new are you? Yea Forums has always been pretty gay, user.
Thomas Foster
Not always.
Jeremiah Russell
>who said he has to be gay??
Every Iron Man thread.
I know Yea Forums is filled with faggots and women. I just don’t understand why Stark in particular has no other fans in this place bar the faggots, and why in pretty much every place he’s got a lot of faggotry following. How does a character like him attract that particular group so much? He’s supposed to be some Pussy-Slaying Chad with tons of power and brains. He’s borderline a power fantasy.
Adrian Price
>What weird reality is this where the man in the WMD Power Armor is seen as a faggot compared to the guy in furry BDSM gear?
By that metric every single hero that wears spandex is a faggot. Also the power armor is hot.
You need to stop taking this so seriously.
Jackson Russell
>Every Iron Man thread.
There is literally another Iron Man thread up right now talking about his villains if the sexualization of him is such a problem for you. But here you are bitching about this one when the other thread straight from the OP seems more up your alley.
>He’s supposed to be some Pussy-Slaying Chad with tons of power and brains. He’s borderline a power fantasy.
So is just about every other super.
Cameron Bennett
>He’s borderline a power fantasy.
more like borderline a power bottom! ay oh
Ethan Powell
>What weird reality is this where the man in the WMD Power Armor is seen as a faggot compared to the guy in furry BDSM gear
have you seen him?
Charles Garcia
>Every Iron Man thread.
Lurk more. 99% of Iron Man threads in the last handful of years have either been the occasional thread with discussion of his mythos or shitpost ones from god damn Starkfag and others. These crop of lewd threads have been a recent phenomenon since Endgame premiered and it's not like they have completely overtaken the others either.
Joseph White
read comics
Joseph Adams
I bet you think this suit is just begging to be bent over a table, don't you?
Not personally, I was just checking. I kind of like that Initiative War Machine armor too...
Joshua Perez
>user had not heard of SuperBat
Grayson Sullivan
You're really asking why men and women are attracted to a figure who is emotionally vulnerable underneath the hard exterior and is very often lewded by his own villains and love interests? Also let me tell you something, user: what a person wears doesn't always equate to their sexuality and how they should be perceived.
Ryan Ward
He's also lewded by the artists.
James Ortiz
That too. It's not an Iron Man comic unless Tony gets tied up or stripped naked out of his armor by his villains at least once a run.
Luke Gutierrez
I was strictly talking about the design itself, not the concept of Batman being gay in general.
Brandon Martinez
The entire crotch part is just metal panties, at least that what Granov designed it as IIRC.
Jaxson Martin
If you're an Ironfag you love men and penises, full stop. It's just their nature. The world's biggest Ironfag, Kevin Feige, removed Spider-Man's character and replaced it with being Tony's own personal eromenos. Frankly, it's disgusting.
Jack Fisher
meant for
Camden Carter
John Stewart
All I want are lewds, I want more fanart but at least canon art never fails me
Leo Barnes
Granov is based.
Oh for fucks sake. I was just done fapping. What am I gonna do with the idea of iron pantsu now.
Anthony Johnson
Just go for another round, duh
Isaiah Lee
>Iron Kitten
Cap makes him wear cat ears and tail butt plugs. Or Extremis makes them for him.
Tyler Morris
Lincoln Edwards
Jaxon Flores
The sexiest.
Jordan Nguyen
>Evil Tony will never throw you off a building and catch you with his sexy goo armor and torture you while he rides your dick.
Caleb Rogers
What year/time period was this armor?
Benjamin Peterson
Post-Civil War.
Liam Powell
You can see that ass from the front. You can probably rest a cup on it.
Luke Walker
Those are hip pods. Basically detachable batteries.
Jason Hughes
it makes my dick hard so I have to agree
dont remind me, user
Ian Smith
Does Extremis even work on animals? I don't remember if it was ever tested on them.
Jace Reyes
>using tony in the armor as a table and cup holder.
h-hot.
Jeremiah Barnes
Tony's too kind to test it on animals but he'd splice some DNA into himself probably. All the better for Steve.
Gabriel Martin
>The breeding season in cats is practically year-round, running as early as February, and as late as December, but in the western hemisphere, March through September is generally regarded as the breeding season.
Thank god for the Serum.
Liam Jenkins
They did. It turned a rat into a monster.
It was fucking bullshit like the entire arc it was in, though.
Samuel Hall
Lincoln Murphy
I think I remember that. Was it the Knauf's Director of SHIELD run when they killed off Sal?
Jacob Walker
Yep.
Although I was wrong. I think the rat thing was from Captain America.
Tyler Reed
I really should go back and do a full reread of Iron Man from the beginning. I've been meaning to do it but keep putting it off for other things.
Blake Lewis
What?
Jason Peterson
"bare skin", basically.
Camden Morris
zettai ryouiki is the name for the bit of skin shown between stockings and a skirt/shorts/etc. op is using it to describe the golden bits between the metal hooker boots and leotard in tonys extremis armor.
Colton White
Are the gold parts even part of the armor or is it the undersuit? Because it doesn't seem to be according to this
Benjamin Gutierrez
The "undersuit" idea was introduced for the 'Extremis' armor. Normally the gold parts are simply part of the armor.
Oliver Ramirez
>undersheath technology
>that hot
I must either read or write fapfics with this.
Brandon Davis
>Tony Stark
>Mary Sue
Jeremiah Walker
To add onto what this user said, the gold on his arm and legs in the classic suits were a mesh that he basically wore like opera gloves and stockings underneath the armor.
Xavier Ross
What if the armour had a female AI?
Jacob Lewis
Does it count if the stockings are really sheer?
Henry Morales
Yes. Because it's referring to the bare skin that isn't covered.
Alexander Diaz
It's had three.
Isaac Wood
Also it had a male one which was so tsundere it threatened to kill his girlfriend, insisted he stay inside it permanently and nearly killed him when he refused, and finally ripped out its own mechanical heart to save him when he suffered a potentially fatal heart attack.
Dylan Long
>tsundere
I think the word you're looking for is yandere, user.
Jeremiah Adams
>Tony had to go through Pepper's underwear drawers to complete his Iron Man costume
pretty gay, desu
Hudson Bell
the fucking happy trail
Julian James
It's like Bugs and Lola all over again
Evan Taylor
Pepper puts a LMD Tony in a maid dress and makes it give her a foot massage so lets call it even.
Chase Rivera
Unironically my all-time favorite War Machine armor right after the very first one. I'm not attracted to it thoigh, I just like this design.
Connor Moore
Fuck I love it when they drew him that thick. Did he get pounded on the reg by Rhodey while he was pining for Cap?
Asher Richardson
>I'm not attracted to it thoigh, I just like this design.
What a time to be alive.
Christopher Bennett
>implying he wasn't getting pounded by blondes that look vaguely like Steve on the down low
Also, he says he loves redheads but a lot of his love interests have been blondes.
Nolan Allen
could have gone a lot sluttier but the innocence of it also makes it hot honestly
Hunter King
>Also, he says he loves redheads but a lot of his love interests have been blondes.
He's just a poseur trying to come off as picky. He's had more blondes than any other color. He just says redheads because they're rare and it makes him seem like less of a manslut.
Owen Cruz
I buy that, but to be fair, it’s easier to find attractive blondes than redheads. Gingers tend to hover at extremes.
Daniel Allen
>it’s easier to find attractive blondes than redheads
It's also a fictional world where writers could make as many attractive redheads as they'd like for him but he's only ever had like 2.
Adrian Stewart
>like 2
Let’s see:
>Black Widow
>Bethany Cabe
>Pepper Potts
>Meredith McCall
Yeah, the majority of his list is blonde, with some brunettes thrown in.
Anthony Richardson
Meredith is brunette, but she's also been depicted with blonde hair before.
Benjamin Wilson
Then you have the same problem with Rae who’s gone from strawberry blonde to orange and then to platinum. Although with being a hairdresser and a coal burning thot, she’s probably a blondie.
William Sanders
Current Tony is cute, but more of an otter. I guess he’s still building his new gooey human body back up.
And yes, yes he did. They Hugh dived after to keep it not gay.
Jayden Edwards
>high fived
This is what I get for phoneposting, christ.
Jose Russell
mustache Tony > goatee Tony
Jeremiah Ramirez
Moustache and stubbly chin is a cute look.
Tyler Cook
Thick, you say?
Ryan Young
Thighron Man.
Kevin Butler
How much thicker can we go without reaching Liefeld levels?
Blake Clark
90s Tony was pretty wide...
Brody Thomas
The modular armor was also really great.
Owen Sullivan
>those fucking hips
I want him to crush me
Joseph Edwards
>bending forward and sticking out his ass
>leaves his legs wide open while in the air sometimes too
why is he like this
Carson Campbell
>that tiny waist and thick ass and hips
Stupid sexy Tony.
Adam Parker
Oh lawd. I love this.
Why is he such a thot.
I can't decide which is hotter. But the forearms and the hair.
I have a fetish for Top Tony, especially with women and Steve. But I love seeing him lewded too.
Nolan Brooks
I don't know how Steve and the rest of the Avengers control themselves when Tony goes around wearing and doing shit like that. I'd be on him 24/7.
Easton Wood
Steve pines while Nat, Jan and everyone around him gets a piece of Tony, as evidenced by
Matthew Walker
It was probably a lot easier back when they all thought he was some random guy in the armor