why do kryptonians look human?
Why do kryptonians look human?
Dominic Lewis
Jose Rivera
why do earth rocks look like space rocks?
Bentley Parker
They're symbolic of what humans could one day evolve to be, hence "The Man of Tomorrow", "they will join you in the sun", et cetera.
Luke Rivera
How do Atlantean women vaginas look like???
Jaxson Scott
cuz
Tyler Bailey
Like a Clam?
Lincoln Jones
It's acknowledged they just vibrate at a rate that makes them appear human to us
Owen Ramirez
The same as land women's vagoos. They also both smell fishy.
Xavier Hall
You ever seen a blobfish?
Bentley Lee
Convergent evolution.
Jordan Wilson
The real question is, why do humans look kryptonian?
Samuel Wilson
Because they're a John Carter rip off and he looks human
David Cook
What if they stop vibrating? What DO they look like?
Brandon Bennett
They both clearly look like Thanagarians.
Alexander King
But Carter is a real human right?
Robert Clark
Yeah, it was the others that were aliens, I think? I remember Carter being an earthling, just like Flash Gordon, except instead of time, John traveled at a different planet.
Aaron Johnson
Maybe? He's an ageless immortal able to psychically project himself to Mars and back for some reason
Ayden Murphy
A long long time ago, the Maltusians declared war on chaos and evil in the universe. They engaged in an epoch long conflict that would purge or seal away the greatest evils of the universe. This spread their species across the universe. Purely coincidental this left most life similar to them, or descended from them.
Justin Rivera
Why do Kree look like hoomans?
Mason Jones
Pure coincidence. Jor-El knew it, though, and that's why he chose Earth to send his son to: because he would blend in.
Christian Murphy
BECAUSE FUCK SPACE NIGGERS! HUMANOIDS FOR LIFE!!!
Tyler Gutierrez
because Celestials