Reminder that the heroine of a show for little girls knowingly murdered an untold number of sentient magical beings for...

>baby unicorns
>narwhal butterfly baby
>laser puppies
Holy shit. Also add Shaun he will die of starvation in that tower since portals are gone

Add Yea Forums's dreams and hopes for the show.

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Star's body count is higher than Guts

No but when you hate something, like the last season or so of Star vs. it makes it easier to see the flaws. Like that the moral here seems to be that as long as you get what you want who cares if it takes a little genocide

Reminder that mods will make a sticky about spoiler and harshly enforce them for a live action movie, but not the series finale of a popular board-related topic, despite the fact that spoilers being in force is one of the board-related rules of Yea Forums.

Not nearly as much as they care about being angry on the internet.

I only cared about the MHC

Fuck you Rhombulus and Lekhmet were my husbandos.

I actually had a minor depression after the finale

And for Mexican dick at that, not even good dick.

It depends on how you define "body count". Samurai Jack just up and erased everyone he met over the course of the show.

DON'T WORRY BOYS...WE...WE ARE COMING HOME! ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN!

youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY

>"There Star, that's the hill you decided to die on."

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Not even Mexican. Marco is a chicANO.

The Magical High Commission are very popular characters, especially Hekapoo. Spider With a Top Hat and his crew have quite a few fans, too.

Yeah, it's probably Jack and then Star. Jack murdered billions upon billions of life more than Aku ever did. Star just murdered every magical being and cut inter-dimensional family's off from each other while also upsetting political relations and trade.

Star Vs taught me that the only way to stop racism, is with genocide. Fuck trying to look past our differences, and reaching a common ground where we can maybe grow past our prejudices, just wipe out millions of lives and force everyone else together wether they like it or not.

That’s it, this shownused to be my favorite but even I wasn’t prepraed for this ending

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill myself tonight

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>Star kills her unicorn daughter to be with her boyfriend.

To think when people do that in the real world they get arrested, called a monster, and put on death row

No. The lesson is that the key to overcoming racism between two races is to unite against a third race.

Add Baby the cat

Because you shouldn't dude... you shouldn't let a cartoon ruin your life.

To be fair its probably true, look at the neanderthals, no racism there

Because nothing matters so enjoy yourself as much as possible before the horrible, inevitable end! Fuck death and being sad, make them your bitches!

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>The laser pups died

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Because thats a dumb reason to kill yourself, come up with a better one then we will talk

I’m never happy anymore, the meds aren’t working and I have no friends. I cry almost everyday and the future offers nothing but bleakness for me

hang in there dude, I have depression too but it's always possible to feel better out of nowhere

Star's body count is higher than Griffith's. And seeing what she did her actions don't fall far from his.

things will get better. I learned that the hard way. You either become strong, or you become a robot.

I know how that feels myself, I have depression as well and therapy hasn't been working either but you have to try your best to go for or enjoy the happy moments while they last. I hope things eventually get better for you though.

I already feel like a robot, I can’t take constantly obsession and worrying about everything half the time and then just stuck laying on the couch waiting to die the other half. Why are we born in life when everything that was once good and pure just becomes cruel, is this all some sick game used to torture us

>"Tell me Star, what do you see when you close your eyes at night? Do you see their faces?"

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just do it pussy

I was hoping that the unicorns would be healed or something. Seeing the skull when they came in at the end was so... blergh.

Also if killing ghosts count, I think all the past queens' souls disintegrated or something

Dying because of a cartoon is stupid. You should live so you can find a better reason to kill yourself.

Killing the afterlife is pretty messed up in itself.

monster hand was bad tho.

>"Or do you sleep soundly, your heart at peace with what you've done?"

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Why is this called Star vs the forces of Evil?
Star is the fucking force of evil

>Reminder that the heroine of a show for little girls knowingly murdered an untold number of sentient magical beings for dick.

Worth it

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Worth it for Marco's babies

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Was father time a magical being? I thought he was more of a time user. I mean, everything on earth was moving normally even if he was dead.

FUCK
remember when shows just didn't have an ending? I want to go back to those days

The original title was Star vs "the forces of Evil", but "someone" manipulated the first few episodes and they aired without the quote marks, so they just ran with it.

He was created by Glossaryck, if I remember correctly.

To be fair, Star and Marco are going to have 1000 babies. That's about enough to balance all the lives she ended.

>best characters
>both unceremoniously killed off

fuck this show

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AND THIS IS WHY THE NEXT GEN OF (FEMALE) ZOOMER WILL MAKE THE CU'CKS WORK FOR IT! ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU BEING A PRINCESS WILL MAKE THEM MISS THE TRUE MESSAGE! THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU TRY TO DO! EVEN IF YOU MAKE A SMALL SACRIFICE! IT WILL NOT BE SUFFICIENT ENOUGH FOR THOSE THOTS! THEY DON'T WANT A MARCO! THE WANT A CHAD! THEY WILL SACRIFICE EVERYTHING FOR CHAD'S COCK! NOT YOUR COCK! BUT CHAD'S COCK!

What's so horrible about he end? It means we won't have to go through this unbearable nonsense ever again.

At least ponyhead is dead right?
I didn't watch this shit but that would be a good thing.

She's not.

>At least ponyhead is dead right?
AHAHAHAHAHA IF ONLY.

>feel like a robot
That seems cool.

But for the rest of your post I find it a bit funny, not your plight, but that we feel the same way but react to it differently. My thought is "Meh, it will probably work out" and "Hope I find something new"

Admittedly thats just now, when I was younger I had a lot more agnst about having a shitty life, but now I'm happy that the power is still on and I have food...even if its just Ramen noodles "5 more days till pat day you can DO IT"

>Oh no, some racists in big metal suits are attacking!
>Looks like magic works on them, but it's kind of tiring.
>We could also probably gas the people inside or something.
>Really, just one sleeping spell would probably stop all this. Anything besides brute force spells.
>Fuck that. Magic is only a mild convenience! Let's seal off magic to our whole planet!
>No! Wait! Let's destroy magic in our whole galaxy! Wait, no! The whole dimension! WAIT! NO! Let's destroy magic throughout all worlds, all galaxies, universes and dimensions and time!
>That will stop the easily defeatable people in suits attacking a single town.
>"You defeated us. We're not going to stop being racists or trying to kill you. We just won't have magic to do it. We'll probably start using much more dangerous methods, like atomic warfare or something - which is conveniently on this new innocent planet that you raped, which had nothing to do with our war."
>"Wait, why are we here? Oh, our creator's analogue wanted to fuck her husband's analogue, because the whole universe revolves around them. Right."

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More than the show's writing does.
It's like finding out someone murdered that family down the street.
You never knew their names or talked to them but you'd see them at the shop sometimes or walking down the street with their kids, but the knowledge that someone valued their lives so little disturbs you and that tiny bit of the world you've come to love is gone.

You are kidding right? You said magic creatures are dead.

At least Goatman was allowed to go out a hero.

Like how is she not a magical creature made of magic?

Not only is she still alive, but she can still fly too. No one seems to address this.

Because whatever you do in the future, there's a good chance it'll at least be better than this.

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I like how at the end, when Ponyhead is bullshitting about how everyone is happy, the show glosses over its message that all ethnicities should stay in their own dimensions. Because that's where they're happiest. They won't even remember their old lives, because that's where they belong!

Pony heads are not magical constructs, they are a whole different race, like Tom or the monsters. So they aren't dependent on magic for existing.

Not only is she alive but she is on earth too. Star exposed to humanity to the ponyhead kingdom

The only conclusion you can make is that she's biologically capable of flight.

THIS IS HURTS ME REALLY BADLY! I WANT A GF LIKE THAT! FUCK YOU!

But she leaves magic glitter when she does

biological glitter

dandruff

That's clearly biologically produced. So that glitter isn't magic. It's just bio-waste.

Based remorseless monster.

What use it's genocide of magic races if things like Ponyhead will survive?
How does it fucking lives if it's a biological creature? Does it eat and shit?

would you genocide a race to save your waifu Yea Forums?

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Hekapoo, Glossaryck and all of Star's spells should have lived. Fuck rest of the MHC tho. They're all idiots and assholes who were too dumb to live.

So why did Glossryk give magic to Mewmans again? Why did he do anything?

From what I gather, he spawned into existence from nothing, gave magic to all dimensions for no reason other than he wants magic to spread. And then went back in time during Meteora's lessons to give lost humans access to magic in a world of peaceful monsters, thereby causing the problem in the first place.

So what the fuck was the point? Was his plan to make people realize he was shitty? Then why cause all the magical problems in the first place? Did he start out thinking it was an okay idea, then over eons of seeing how shitty his kids were, decide he was tired of living, so he sabotaged his own existence? Then why train Meteora? Just so she could briefly sort of help at the end to kill him?

Well, whatever. It's clear they didn't really think any of this through.

Reynaldo and Baby did nothing wrong

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If you kill yourself that way star wins

you really want your obituary to say "user kys'd because a tv show. he was a very brave person"

Will humans just be monster chow now

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Oh...oh god I totally forgot about the puppies.

More like monster cock sleeves.

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Glossaryck was a shitty dad who created his children to suffer then abandoned them.

Rhombulus even showed signs of character development before he needed to be the badguy to antagonise Eclipsa, and poor Omnitraxus stopped having a personality.

Reynaldo was daddy issues the character

Aren't the figures that control aspects of existence, like Time, also magical in nature? Or are we to assume that they're also just biological?

They are supernatural in a different way. Just the magic that came from Glossaryck was destroyed.

you expect consistent writing at this point?

go do a heroic dose of mushrooms or DMT.

>"That's it. That's the culmination of your sins Star, and now you've got to live with it."

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See:

Basically it seems like Glosaryck orchestrated the biggest murder-suicide gambit in western animation.

If I had someone who lved as much as Marco loves Star or as Star loves Marco, I'll murder the whole universe with my bare hands.

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