Ongezellig

Episode 2 when?

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who cares
post the lewds

Never.

Which is too bad because I really wanted to see the history presentation.

We're really not very nice people, historically. The Spanish and Portuguese dressed their greed up in religious trappings, but we never did. It was always the almighty guilder.

My-My's view on that, given her unsubtle feeling of superiority (which may well be ironic, given she's apparently an Asian adoptee), should be fairly controversial.

...Maybe that's why it never happened.

It's weird how unstylish Koko's footwear is. She's otherwise well-kempt, but those sandals? No.

Dutch history isn't all terrible, some of it has heart to it. What comes to mind as an American is the Dutch support for the American Revolution and Fourth Anglo-Dutch War that resulted from it. The Dutch-descended colonists of New Amsterdam were key supporters of the Continental Congress and had a hand in the creation of the United States that can't be ignored. We emphasize the French support for our revolution, but the Spanish and Dutch also contributed substantially to this nation's birth. So, thanks.

are you a footfag?

I am.
And autistic.

Do you disagree, though? Koko's getup could fit in at a party, but those camping sandals... no.

We were making money out of that. So...

The Dutch took over a large part of the Nusantara for 100+ years so there was a lot of good and bad history here.
We don’t hate modern Dutch people though.

*pops in thread*
Geef me maar Nasi Goreng

Well its a different story for the Indos

My Grandma is an Indo, didn’t have many problems with the people here or there.

The Dutch are the only colonial power to be both honest and blunt about their purpose. No civilizing mission, no spreading the word, no search for glory or whatnot. Just plain business and never going further than that. Controlling the key trade ports and calling it a day, that's one of the main things that distinguishes them from all other colonial powers and makes them unique at least.

I agree with this.
They didn’t go massacred the local population and traditions like the Spanish in the Philippines nor did they go all heavy handed like the french in Vietnam. They just let the natives do their own thing and pit one of us against the other if we got too coordinated.
Basically, it could have been a lot worse.

Binnenkort™

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What do you mean never? It's coming, just wait.

Where does this "all anime loving girls are quirky outcasts" meme come from anyway? I've been a shitton of conventions and never met anyone who would act like that.

Huh. It's been less than a year. I thought it was much older than that.

Do you people understand it? It's not subtitled or anything.

***

I just realized Coco plays rugby. Weird.

It has subs, just click on the CC button.

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Oh! Learned something.

Also "Wonderlijk" means "Unusual", not "Wonderful".

Does My-My know she's Japanese?

Tomoko

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Funnier thing is that they are probably full siblings.

They're adopted

They're both adopted but they were adopted as siblings. I mean they were also sisters before adoption.

It's just another form of coping with colonial mentality a.k.a. inferiority syndrome.

In so far as Japanese suffer from that, it would be towards the Americans.

This was in response of MyMy being repulsed for the suggestion of colonizing ger virgin islands

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I don't see anywhere implying in the show that she's particularly Japanese.

What makes you think she's Japanese tho? She could be just from another backwater asian country where Dutch had ravaged in 17th-18th century. It's not uncommon.

It's in her file.

ongezellig.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Mymy

From the same place where girls casually wear stripped stockings a.k.a. Animeistan. Some things doesn't reasonate with real life.

>*action*
Unironically, kill yourself. That retarded shit belongs on reddït.

What is this anyway?

Some dutch guys making waifus and comentary on duch things from what I got

Dutch Watamote with Dutch memes that no one that isn't Dutch will actually understand
It's alright

>no one that isn't Dutch will actually understand
Lurk more, there's several maymays that aren't dutch specific.

Supposed pilot for what I guess would be a YT animated series about three adopted sisters who are wildly different.

There's just a reference to Dutch colonialism. Most Dutch kids wouldn't understand if you put a gun to their head, either.

What even are Dutch memes?

From what I understand, they're mostly about Belgium or reference old TV shows

have the creators of this moved on?
Did they have to stop from making part for some reason?

There seem to be a rumor that creators have pussied out for it takes colonialism rather lightly.

boo

I wanted to say "Bullshit" to that at first, but then I remember it's made in europe and europe is currently Under politicaly correct USSR management, so I retracted and concidered this to actually be possible.

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They already took colonialism rather lightly:
youtube.com/watch?v=TFgfrv7AfWw

Hot take - colonialism is good.

Coco is a good girl.

Only when you bring civilisation, order, technology and our lord Jesus Christ to savage mongrels.

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spoedig™

Are the months that have passed since episode 1 particularly cause for worry? Long-form youtube animation series always take an age to produce. It's got voice acting and everything.

>traditional animation in Dutch and Dutch nationalists
How did this happen?

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Why are people posting about this again?
Was there some announcement?

But maya isn't Asian, she's Belgian.

I agree but she's a very weird looking Belgian.

Are there non-weird looking Belgians?

I expect them to be French-German looking guys.

Dutch history might be messy, but at least we were never hypocrites or pretenders - I'd rather fight an enemy that doesn't try to bullshit me about their good intentions. Hell, that got us a nice relationship with the Japanese because we didn't try to convert them.

Dutch has got to be the weirdest language to me. it sounds like german but fucked up

>Belgium is our retarded cousin
>making money
>bicycles
>water related shit
>politics politics politics and old politics too
>our weather is shit lol

Pretty much it.

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>politics politics politics and old politics too
Every country has that user.
Speaking of politics, I remember one of your Indo guys was an anti-immigrant dude right? Also didn't one of his friends convert to islam? Lol whats up with that?

>we didn't try to convert them.
It kinda takes balls to openly do something like that when the target country's religious policy is to crucify and drown anyone who's not a buddhist.

Because it is German but fucked up.
t.German.

A lot of it even sounds like American English if I'm half paying attention

>uh, hey * cough*
>Oh hey, Coco, jklas afuo asoj aesfuohadsfh fhouahfiasbhfarg jhbarikfhbsiufh dsaif ads
lol wut

Dude right, the first couple lines from Maya and Coco sounded exactly like American English, and then it just fucking exploded

>most dutch kids wouldn't understand history
I had to teach a few lessons in middle school about the Franks and Big Charlie and asked my french friend what they in France taught about on the subject. Turns out the answer was literally nothing as there is no way to angle white guilt and multiculturalism into it. So mfw some snownigger country teaches children more about the Frankish legacy than France itself.

I guess it's the same in the Netherlands?

Nah, not a lot of anti-colonialism.
It's just that 50% of the curriculum is WW2.

It's a pilot.
It didn't get greenlit, obviously.

maya is so cute
cutie

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oh yeah
Still a shame it didn't go on in some other way or form.

Yeah, Wilders is Indo. The guy who converted wasn’t a friend, just some rando who used to be in the same party.

Yeah but the Portugese caused that by being faggots.

I don't know any Flemish Belgians who look like her.

She's an Indonesian-Belgian, obviously.

>ongezellig fandom wiki
What the fuck?

>ongezellig.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Maya's_sweet_16
>Studio Massa discord
>ongezellig comic
WHAT THE FUCK!?

To be fare, the Franks were Dutch, not French.

youtube.com/watch?v=72M0vLYm3ng

I don't speak Dutch but is it correct that the text says that they planned to sell a comic but it fell through in the end or something along those lines?

It says the payment app malfunctioned and it was postponed to november the same year.
It has not been updated with what happened in november.

where are you from?
european sjw's are peanuts in comparison to the US and south africa

French here, that may be true but they're growing at an alarming speed.

What constitutes as SJW in your definition? Because everybody seems to have a different definition, based on what annoys them personally.

F

It's a bit apples and oranges.
Americans get more extreme ends of the spectrum.
But in europe leftwing political correctness and socialism as a whole has more clout and influence.

Our most retarded specimens use that charming name themselves, because most of what they do is simply regurgitating half-assed "ideas" from overseas.
But for me a SJW would be someone using one or more "minorities" as their hobbyhorse, to bring attention to themselves. Attention seekers, mostly, or simply naive fools led around by a malicious being. I don't think there is ONE big definition about them. It just fit.

Those are just slippers she wears at home. Maybe she's dressed so well because she was making a video presentation.

I thought Dutch people wore clogs at home

WAAR ZIJN DE BITTERBALLEN!!!

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CORRECT take. The only bad thing about colonialism is that it ended.

>looks like gibberish
>read outloud
>kinda makes sense
Dutch still amuses me to no end.

Europe is definitely more leftwing in general but I don't know if you could call that "sjw". It's mostly pragmatism, as in it's cheaper to give homeless people a room and food than letting them die on the streets and shit up entire neighborhoods.

I think you're right that people are traditionally (pre-sjw era) more afraid of racism here than in the US. Non-Europeans often underestimate the effect of a whole continent being traumatized by the war started by Hitler. People here genuinely fear nationalism not because of "white privilege" but because every year we hold memorials for the 50 million people including our grandparents that died as a result of it. It's honestly sad that SJW's are ruining this genuine wish for peace with their bullshit.

She's zuidafrikan.

Tell that to the Chinese in Africa.

I don't speak Dutch

So, to you, SJWs could be right-wingers and left-wingers. If using minorities for social capital makes you an SJW, then that's something that everyone who desires political power does. By that definition, no wonder SJWs are growing in number. People are simply becoming more politically active.

Part 2 is coming.

maya is ONGEZELLIG

It's a false peace. Not the first to hit Europe and not the last.

South African

Who's your favorite landscape artist, Yea Forums?

Hitler of course.

Don't you mean "Seth Yeffriken"?

Are there such a thing as a noice zouth afreiken? And could you ever meet one?

fokken poes

Aren't huwhite South Africaans all Dutch anyway?

There's some Anglo cunts there too.

Worse. Dutch FARMERS.

Nah, I've never met a noice zouth afreiken and t'at's not bloody surprising man. Because they're a bunch of ignorant loud mouths, who smell like baboons.

I love that song.
Peak Brit.

yeah but they speak their own language, "Afrikaans", which is like 17th century Dutch with all grammer and inflection removed and super weird words added. They're extremely funny to listen to for Dutch speakers because they basically sound like lewd overly excited children. For example their word for naked is "kaalgat", which literally means "uncovered hole" in Dutch.

based

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>VOC
>Jesus Christ

Nope. We have one god: Mammon.

She's from Brabant. Not Belgium.

New Mexico is not Mexico, user.

Ik denk niet dat die visie ooit zal aanslaan in Indonesië.

I think Brabant is the show's setting, the main character is a Belgium adopt. Similar to how her sisters are a south african adoption and a Japanese adoption respectively.

It is. We lie between Scandinavia, France, Britain and Germany. You can tell.

More southern Germany.

Good point...

>Japanese
>ginger

what

I don't know what the fuck is this shit... But I liked it

>dat gevoel wanneer zomer weer voor de deur staat

She dyes her hair.

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You don't wear clogs indoors. Do you wear cowboy boots indoors?

It is gibberish. It should be "waar is de hagelslag".

>it ended.

Did it now.

The Jap was supposed to be a nationalist that hated her own lineage. Honestly, throw in a Maoist and Leninist pair of twins, maybe as neighbours, and you'd have a fucking crazy story that I would have watched. It would have been more than the Dutch Watamote that this pilot portrays.

She is, poor thing.

No.. and I have had a close encounter of the twenty-seventh kind.

>I think Brabant is the show's setting, the main character is a Belgium adopt.

No. Mymy calls Maya a 'Filthy Belgian', but she retorts that she's actually from Brabant. Coco and Mymy sound Hollandish. In fact they seem to deliberately overenunciate.

Isn't this based off a comic or something? I remember some strips being posted in some past threads of this

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>She dyes her hair.

And what about the eyes? And the freckles? I'm not buying it.

That retort is kind of the point that sets up Mymy's character though. Mymy talks about Maya's origins, because she's a nationalist, Maya talks about her adopted home. Because she isn't a nationalist.

Contacts and make-up. Someone who denies their lineage isn't going to stop at hair dye.

Part of Brabant is in Flanders and Wallonia too.

Well, my waifu is ruined now

The eyes could be contacts.

Heck, if she's so hung up on it, I bet she would not be above painting freckles on her face with make-up.

Or maybe she doesn't have to...

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Brabant is a Dutch province. I have never heard anyone use the name to describe the area including parts of Belgium.

>>I think Brabant is the show's setting, the main character is a Belgium adopt.
>No. Mymy calls Maya a 'Filthy Belgian', but she retorts that she's actually from Brabant. Coco and Mymy sound Hollandish. In fact they seem to deliberately overenunciate.
I think you guys are overthinking it. Pretty sure the joke is that in Amsterdam and the Randstad in general, we call people from Brabant Belgians because of the way they pronounce g-sounds

You don't like japanese girls?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Brabant

Brabo's misschien. Belgen: ammenooitniet.

Yes, I know. Let me rephrase. I have never heard a Dutch person use the phrase Brabant to include parts of Belgium. In any event, Maya denied being Belgian. "Actually I'm from Brabant".

Oh, in that case you're 100% right. The joke is that Coco calls maya belgian because for her Brabant (Netherlands) equals Belgium because it isn't part of glorious Holland.

That's actually kind of weird. But, seems to be pretty normal for mainland Europe.

I'm guessing that's a dynamite of a political charge, for a Dutch show to have a character with those beliefs.

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VOC ginger waifus > filthy Dejima wannabe

So My-My is meant to be Javan or Sumatran, right? I get that she's adopted from Asia, so it'd make sense for her to hail from a former Dutch colony. Her adopted sisters all represent other parts of the Dutch empire.

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Fellas WTF is this shit?
Should I have any previous context to understand?

(Also I liked it)

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>Should I have any previous context to understand?

This is literally all there is. You know as much as we do.

Her file says she's originally Japanese, which makes it a lot more kinky.

>Her adopted sisters all represent other parts of the Dutch empire.

..What does Maya represent?
Also: No Suriname?

Nah, Dutch people can and will regularly joke like that. I mean, I do. I'm from Holland (Zuid-Holland) and I call people from Brabant "gekke buitenlanders".

First time seeing it tpo. My understanding is that it's the pilot for a dutch animation that failed to get off of the ground. The context would have been future episodes that never came.

It isn't as weird as you think. There's no poitical tension inside the Netherlands or between countries in Western Europe, so it's just a friendly joke/insult. Basically like New Yorkers hating on Jersey.

>There's no political tension inside the Netherlands
I think you mean there's no large political tension between the provinces in the Netherlands.

I think Maya is supposed to be from Brabant and of Indonesian heritage.

Maya is 100% Indonesian. Maybe with some Suud-Nederland admixture.

I see. Being English, I'm used to other countries having justified animosity rather than playful sport.

Hmmm, interesting number to end your post in, Albion.

Also, as a Brit, you are of course the special kid in Euroclass...

There's little political tension overall. Even the left wing vs baudet thing that everyone sees as a HUGE division isn't important enoug for anyone to actually get mad over outside of twitter and /pol/.

>Promised the scots they'd stay in the EU if they stayed with Britain.
>Immediately started Brexit afterwards.
Yeah, that thing about the special kid checks out.

If I may ask, do brits still say "the continent is isolated" when it's stormy on the North Sea?

Only to children.

Ah, good to hear it's still alive.

>Promised the scots they'd stay in the EU if they stayed with Britain.
Brexit was put to a referendum so no government could promise that.

>baudet

I really wonder where that is going.

Last time we had someone like that it ended with the first political murder in 300 years.

He's going to slip up real bad. How long can he pretend to be something he's not?

Who's Baudet?

A politician. Far right, his party has said various dubious things that they aren't distancing themselves from and depending on how deep you wanted to go down the rabbit hole he's been using alt-right dog whistles as well.

>alt-right dog whistles

Hello r.eddit

What do you call "Europa Borealis"? I genuinely don't care what you think but it's a public secret at this point, let's be honest. It's like pretending the PVV wouldn't just prefer to ethnic cleanse this fucking country of anything not-Dutch for at least 3 generations back (or do we need to bring up "Minder Marokkanen" again?).

So who's their adopted parents?

I bet its Robben

>What do you call "Europa Borealis"?

Europa Borealis?
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
In this part of the internet?
Localized entirely within this thread?

He's obviously not a trump tier retard. Most of his ideas about immigration are just reasonable and would have come from any other politician if SJW's weren't making it impossible. Problem is he went full contrarian mode and now he's a climat sceptic as well and his case is basically getting more hopeless with the day.

Geert is an Indo though.
Why would he ethnically cleanse guys like him? And are Moroccans that bad in your country? Arabs here in Indonesia are pretty chill like the Chinese.

And? The promise was what convinced the Scots to stay. Now that brexit is a thing, the scots will be leaving to rejoin the EU.

>ethnic cleanse this fucking country of anything not-Dutch
It's a small country. The Netherlands is for the Dutch.

>Minder Marokkanen

What does this mean? Moroccan minds?

>Went full contrarian.
Oh! So that's what a right-winger calls a far righter that shows their true colours.

>Now that brexit is a thing, the scots will be leaving to rejoin the EU
>stop being cucked by the anglos
>cuck yourself to Germany
woooaaaah

Indonesian Arabs are chill because Indonesians practice religion in a different way. The Arabs that come here are North Africa tier muslims, aka quiet fundamental and stuck in the "our way is the only way" mindset. They are slowly overcoming it but they have a long way to go.

Fewer Moroccans

Oh, I see.
Most Arabs here come from the Hadramaut (Yemen).
I thought Moroccans would be less fundamental then them but I guess not.

Oh, you're an American. Got it.

>The promise was what convinced the Scots to stay.
Hell of a simplification.

The reason why the Dutch supported it was because they wanted to take over British trade and when the US refused to hand shit back over to the dutch wholesale they actually turned against American traders, especially when they came near Dutch holdings.

I like Dutch a lot.

I enjoy western takes on anime.

But this is just low quality bait on what appears to be watamote fanbase.

Voice acting is bad too.

That's not what convinced me to stay at all. The SNP are shit, breaking up the Union makes no sense and the EU is even fucking worse. Don't you even dare try and use us a weapon in favour of the EU. There's over a million Scots who voted to leave the EU and we're treated as if we don't exist by everyone. We voted to stay in the UK and the UK voted to leave the EU.

What's wrong with wanting fewer Moroccans?

how did this shit get so much views?

there's nothing here

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It's true though. What's the point of leaving the UK if we're just under the EU on it's constant road to a Federal European State? All we do is trade Westminster for Brussels.

Ideally what we need to do is remove Holyrood, restore control back to cities and counties and lessen Westminster's control over everything.

Watamote's brand of humour was cringe comedy with the story being of the main character growing into an adult.
This seemed to be about a shut-in juggling her hidden hobbies with her crazy adopted sisters. Regardless of similarities, this dead show definitely seemed geared towards the web audience.

Mymy>Coco>>>Maya

Change my mind

Good for you? Whatever grudge you have against the EU, it's not reflective of most Scots.
Ideals aside, the reality is that we've opened ourselves up to be exploited by Americans.

cute girls look at japan thos niggas found the trick now there rolling around in body pillows

I'm not even right-wing.

He yelled "do we want in the Netherlands, more or less Moroccans?" to a crowd during an election night victory speech, making the whole crowd chant "LESS LESS LESS LESS". Nobody wants more unenducated people in an already overpopulated country but this was just pure provocation.

I think people just want something new. Because all of the shows with new ideas just become the same mess by the end of it.
Really, we're sorely lacking in comedies that are actually funny and not just there to fill up space for advertisers.

it's kind of fun. animation is nice, characters are cute, plus it's foreign.

They have the same accent as the average american so to me it just sounds like they're having a stroke while trying to speak english

I like listening to cute cartoon girls speaking Dutch

cute dutch nationalists speaking their cute language

Cute girls and implied lesbian scenes.

>implied lesbian scenes

They're sisters dude, don't be disgusting

Uhm, well technically in case of adoption..

youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

I have to say, it's interesting how the standards for what is and isn't racism have changed.
The black guys at the end of the video look more apeish than chimps.

This was a pretty funny song but I lost some of the context. Whats with the Miners and "he paid and wasn't late" thing with Rowan Atkinson?

>Whatever grudge you have against the EU...
>if you disagree with me you're mentally ill
Like clockwork.

It sure is. For all Dutch. Including those who come from colonies that, probably, YOUR ancestors created. We're simply reaping what was sowed.

Nigga bleached his fucking hair for years, dude obviously wants to be white. And besides that, indos are generally pretty intense about disliking the other ethnic minorities in Holland.

>Nobody wants more unenducated people in an already overpopulated country but this was just pure provocation.
Don't be crass, they were referring to Dutch Moroccans which you wouldn't be able to deport anyway. As you say, it was simply provocation and ethnic discrimination.

If they're Dutch, why don't they identify as such? Morocco was never a Dutch colony.
>we
The Netherlands could simply not admit people. This has nothing to do with colonisation, hypocrisy, revenge, or what "MUST" happen. It's just economic immigration.

>yfw they have a 4th sister

youtube.com/watch?v=qn1PAU0awK8

based

InDOGnesial

Does he feel incompetent? Like he isn't white enough? If so that's a big Yikes from me.

BREED

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zomg subs plox

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Coco>>>Maya>>Mymy

did we ever get a name for the time traveler one ?

maybe from stripster.nl/?/scripts/strips_auteur.php?id=668 ?
Found in: desuarchive.org/co/thread/101891727/#101927526

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First three Mayo and Curry strips

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She's not that wide.

>they seem to deliberately overenunciate.
A symptom of city folk with a normally anglicized vocabulary speaking pure dutch for a script.

EN NU ALLEMAAL OPKANKEREN

you're not wrong, but also dialects maybe?

>pure dutch

So German?

german is a tribal group like celts or slavs. germany is just a coalition of a large number of tribes, but doesnt include all of them. Also see; Austria.
Dutch is dutch.

OH YESSSSSSS

Onze prachtige Heer Massa, moge U ons alstublieft zegenen met een vervolg op uw prachtige show Ongezellig. Niet omdat wij dat denken te verdienen, maar omdat wij dat vragen uit genade.

Zegent U ons, Amen.

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>The Netherlands could simply not admit people.

Not how the EU works. We stand together or we fall separately. It's not right to let Italy deal with all of this on its own.

>Who is black

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You know, thirty years ago they would have cut your face for writing that.

Goedendag, if you wish to go medieval.

realtalk though
denmark>netherlands

Not is it was coming from an American. Basically, because English is a heavily romanized Germanic language and they're 2 oceans away from us with 0 exposure to other Germanic languages, all other Germanic languages sound "German" to them. I once saw an American tourist in the UK point at a sign in old english and ask "why are there so many German signs here?"

Haha! It is said the Satan is a liar and the father of lies! Once again, it is proven so.

I know it's true. The difference is not great, but it's true.

>666
Demonic noorman exposed

Denmarks history is really cool but nowadays it's like Netherlands Light. They have some bicycle culture but it's less big than in the Netherlands. You are allowed to smoke pot but it's not part of everyday life like in the Netherlands. They have pale skinned qts but no amazing beaches to fuck them on because Scandinavia is a cold ass place.

So why did Massagraf decide to make a web series. Get back to making Samson & Gert and Kabouter Plop poops.

>denmark = netherlands
FTFY

apparently my accent sounds like I came from Florida.

Brabant is to us like Macedonia is to Greece.

Based indo
You guys are not forgotten here btw. We still learn a lot about Indonesia in high school, the colonial era as well as how Soekarno and Soeharto reformed the country after we left.

>Circumcision isTorture!
>Who is holding an anti-circumcision protest?
> special Frikandels (good luck trying to find a translation for that word).

> Hihi. Yes. And you know whats really nice?
> Hihi. What?
> Take that fry en penetrate me real deep.
> Put it in your mouth. Yes Like that. And have a Taste.
> Hm. Its nice mister Kroket! Good stuffing eh?

> Happy Newyear.
> Yes Yes. Okay. But now we're going outside!
> Because the best part about new year will always be.
> Natural Selection!

>redditspatie

Kankergezeik.

thanks
I know no Dutch but from my German pic related is: something (Nu alterug?) expired/canceled (afgelast); How can it be canceled? Hipstercon was a great success last year. Precisely. It's now mainstream.

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9/10 for accuracy there but it needs to be fixed a little.

>Back already?
>Cancelled.

>How can it be cancelled? Hipstercon was a great success last year!

>Exactly.
>Now it's too mainstream.

>You are allowed to smoke pot
Pusher Street existing doesn't mean weed is legal.
If you get caught with weed on you, you'll get fined for possession, but as long as you have less than [WEIGHT UNIT] on you, you won't get charged for dealing as well.

probably have this wrong: Those niggers sitting there are pissing me off.Stop that, Curry! That is racist! Not racist, the (no idea here: the blackzone's melting over our fries-landscape.) (Had to google last bit: From our tax money)

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pretty accurate

>ugh, those negroes are ruining my view again
>how dare you, that is incredibly racist!
>nothing racist, those "negro kisses" (some kind of dutch chocolate filled with cream) are melting all over our fries landscape
>from OUR tax money

>Ugh, those niggers are ruining my view again.
>How dare you, Curry! That's very (very) racist!
>Not racist at all (or literally "nothing racist"), those mellowcakes (commonly called "nigger kisses" in Dutch) melt all over our fry-landscape. On OUR tax money.

Neger doesn't mean nigger, just negro
Nigger is an insult, the Dutch equivalent is nikker (or kaffer in South Africa)

I'm pretty sure you're legally allowed to carry under a certain amount and it won't be fined or confiscated.
It's true that it's not so much legal as it is decriminalized though.

sorry ff verstrooid

Yeah I gathered Negerzoenen must have been some snack from the last panel. And that Curry and Mayo are characters inside a hut surrounded by frites.
was a two pager, here's the last. Wild guess: Negroes are known ("bekend" like German bekannt) for great game design. Then something about what do they make for games (spellen ~= Spielen).

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nailed it
only thing you missed is that when curry started talking about game design, mayo repied with "keem diezain?", which is game design spelled phonetically in dutch, implying that mayo has a terrible accent when speaking english.

I´m suprised a dutch anime knockoff would have such a active thread

Well the Dutch are up and about around this time of day, and I guess there's just a strong desire for some Dutch waifus.

It's popular with dutch nationalist weebs. Needless to say, a lot of them are browsing 4channel.org

>He says on a Dutch East Indies cartoon forum

>2 paginas

Imagine

>dutch nationalist
Does something like that even exist?

>far right
lol

i don't know what the fuck any of you are talking about
the girl's cute though

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obviously

True.

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WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE
TELL ME I NEED THIS

ongezellig.booru.org/

holy shit er is een fucking booru
thanks

It goes something among the likes of: "we never shout to the world that we're the best - because why state the obvious?"

it popped up quite quickly after someone posted the first episode here, I reckon there's someone who is really optimistic that this was going to take of.

and judging by the amount of stuff on there they weren't too far off the mark.

Are you retarded? Colonialism ended quite a while ago.

Yeah, and they’re going to be a lot more cruel than Europeans ever were.
The chinese: are they even human?

How hard it is to rape Mymy?

About as hard as it would be to rape her.

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Coco would swoop in and protect her sister with her thunderous thighs.

You would never survive.

Depends on who's trying to rape her.
If it's Maya then... well, you can't really rape the willing. If it's anyone else then she'd probably put up a fight.

Filthy sodomite.

If you're non-American? Very hard, since she has a gun.
If you're American? Easy, since you've been trained to dodge bullets since school.
If you're a blond Dutch man? Impossible, since it's not rape if she consents?

It's not sodomy if they're both girls

>she has a gun.

A toy rifle.

...Define 'sodomy', user.

qualia wambo ?

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Girls have assholes too, user.

eh, to be fair I would guess Maya is into some interesting stuff.

Lies. Everybody knows girls don't poop.

Of course they don't, their assholes are purely for pleasure.

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Yeah, but they don't use them.

vrij onverveerd

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What always weirds me out about this video is that accents sound so much like general american accents to me that I always forget they aren't actually speaking english at first and just assume I've lost the ability to understand what people are saying rather than them speaking dutch.

>takes colonialism rather lightly.
>things that happened centuries ago are too soon

>1994 isn't "too soon"

>yfw 1994 was 20.000 years ago

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The last bad stuff the Netherlands did in colonies overseas happened in 1950. It's not too soon.

Boers are Dutch too

Americans are British too

Any Dutchfag willing to translate this?

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>Hey Curry, it's still not really clear what our relationship is in this comic. Are we family, friends, room mates...
>Haha, silly Mayo you are. If you've read our strips carefully that has been clear for a very long time.
>However, time to take you for a walk!

How come this didn't make it into the show?

back in ye olde days that was true of any anime fan in the west.

probably because ongezellig is very much a conceptual shift from the comic taking place in a world where Dutch fast food is alive and the main characters are named after sauces?

But some of the comic jokes might come back in future episodes, some feel like they can still work with the current premise.

>However

*In any case

I don't know, it does not have subtitles but if someone could translate it ...
youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4BhzPK3nU

>future episodes
don't get my hopes up

Oh yeah you're right, ik zat te slapen

French talking Belgian, here, we had Dutch channels and sometimes I end up on Samson and Geert and this video is basically as clear as I remember it:
youtube.com/watch?v=txWTSE4kMzE

The time traveler girl is never named in this video.

Translations are almost not necessary but when she is looking in the historical cookbook, she is looking for 'chocolademelk' = chocolate milk because it is 'veganistisch' = vegan.

*Ik lag te slapen

Keep up the pessimism

Still pretty good

Ah, the majestic dutch language
youtube.com/watch?v=UhFNC2YwQn0

the ending was pretty nice

Isn't that Belgian?

Wesley is Flemish, thank God.

Truly the greatest Belgian treasure.
Some of my friends actually were animators on this.

>Using Brave browser for desktop.

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I agree, but I like the Netherlands also.
They are similar in many respects these days, but Denmark doesn't have the colonial history.
Not that I care.

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You can't possibly have a relationship as autistic as that.

>Denmark doesn't have the colonial history.

I thought Iceland was Danish?

The netherlands made a significant amount of scientific contributions though. Basically all digital storage formats can be attributed to Phillips (dutch) and Sony (Japanese)
Cassette tapes, CDs, DVD, Blu Ray. And dutch specifically you can thank them for discovering microbiology and basically all of modern medicine.

Nah, I've never met a Dane that wasn't a shifty jerk. Also, the Dutch actually accomplished things.

Wrong. It's just made by one guy who's known for making colonial memes

It's been pretty bad but lately Brabant has developed into a center of technology and wealth and the Amsterdamfags are mad as hell.

Your friends are part of comedy history now.

>pilot for a show gets made
>porn artists quickly latch onto it and destroy any chance of it ever being made into a real series

I wonder where I've seen that before...

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>doesn't have the colonial history
Greenland, Iceland, ~half of Sweden, ~half of Norway and a handful of the St. [whatever] Islands says hi.

>quickly
That pilot was like 6 years old before Z0ne came along.

>half of Sweden
That was originally Denmark.
>half of Norway
as a vassal
>Iceland
considered part of Europe, even though it's not part of the mainland.
Greenland is the only real exception.

I don't really think that applies here unless I'm missing something.

That doesn't negate the fact that we do have a bit of colonial history. Also, Vikings. The only reason they left southern England was because they got paid handsomely to do so.

PLEASE SOME ONE ANY ONE MAKE MORE PORN

Alright, actual guy that was semi involved with the project here, you'd probably know me if you're a long time fan.

Yes, episode 2 will be coming out.

No, these threads do not get started by the animator nor the voice actors.

No, there will be no information shared on episode 2 on any other medium except one specific medium which I won't share.

Yes, the audio will be fixed for episode 2.

Hope that clears out some questions.

ayy that's good to hear!

Thank you, Some Guy On The Internet, for telling me exactly what I want to hear with no proof at all. You know what I like.

Great news! Looking forward to it.

why come all the racism, bro? how old are you, brah?

>lately Brabant has developed into a center of technology and wealth

>Advanced drugs labs in every other farmhouse

Yes, well... I guess that is wealth and technology, technically speaking...

Ha! Dat hoor ik graag!

>racism

Huh?

>reageren op lage kwaliteit aas

Can't proof anything without leaking, you'll just have to see episode 2 getting released, I won't risk doxing myself.

It's not racist, it's great to see non dutchies enjoying Ongezellig, problem is that internationals aren't really Massa fans but more Ongezellig fans.

Ik tip mijn fedora voor jou.

Bedankt, lullo.

>It's not racist, it's great to see non dutchies enjoying Ongezellig, problem is that internationals aren't really Massa fans but more Ongezellig fans.
I know what you're saying. It's not that non-Dutch speakers are worth less than us, they just don't have the culture, education and overall brain capacity to really understand Dutch entertainment.

Case in point

Brabant is Belgian, the actual Brabant.
All the important cities of the duchy are in Belgium and the two most important cities in Belgium were part of Brabant.
Brussels was the capital of Brabant (after it moved from Leuven, currently the highest rated university in Belgium)

>All the important cities of the duchy are in Belgium

Sinds wanneer ligt Eindhoven in België?

>Eindhoven
>remotely important before the 1900's

I know, my Uncle worked on the project as well. Amibos will come out in October.

absolute state of Eindhoven

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And do we live before the 1900s?

I mean literally, not just in the Belgian sense.

Well, that should be fun if you have to give your address to a normie.

Yeah, it's nothing compared to Antwerp or Brussels in 2019.

It's exotic. What pieces of Dutch media of any kind can you name off the top of your head?

ongezellig

Some paintings from the 17 century... yeah, that's about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=SOhcUKb_g-E

It's honestly sad that all popular animation comes from English speaking countries, because it's always the same cultural gigs pouring through every single show. Especially for these shows for children that have to be dubbed anyway, there's no reason why all of them should come from the same 3 studios in the US and UK.

As a Dutchfag, Alfred J. Kwak was pretty big in the early '90s. Doesn't 100% count since it was animated/directed in Japan by the same studio that did the '90s Moomin adaptation, but it still had heavy involvement from the Dutch side.

youtube.com/watch?v=1UKQVlOxgO4

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>As a Dutchfag
Yeah, duh. Ofcourse you know your own stuff.

Alfred Kwak is nice though. Lack of creativity obviously isn't a problem in the Netherlands. Especially Dutch sense of humor / satire is far superior to a country like the US where people seem to be overly sensitive to literally everything. Unfortunately, in a small country of a few million (how many people even live in the Netherlands) the audience will always be small so artists will always leave the country in search for the big money. Herman Van Veen went to Germany and nowadays they probably go to California or some place like that.

Yeah, pretty much. Paul Verhoeven and Rutger Hauer are both major examples, and have been much more successful for it.