Marvel is for children, manchildren, basedboys, bugmen, zoomers, and normies
DC is for adults and fans of traditional comics with dark gritty themes, amazing characters, and mature tastes. Let’s take a look at Thanos. Originally a full blown Darkseid ripoff, this ‘character’ was given ‘depth’ with sudden clichés.
>Hur dur, one of the avengers is AKTSHUALLY her daughter and he has to kill her!
>No wait, they bring her back.
>Hur dur, Thanos is so deep! He wants to murder half the population instead of doing something logical and historic like a one child policy or simply ending poverty! XDDD so incredible..... the Tiananmen Square Massacre? What’s that epic narwhal bacon XDD
Real men do not take their wive’s sons to see trash. they do not want to be pandered to by yas queen marry sues. They demand quality. Go to any Avengers screening, and say the following words:
>The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) for the establishment of basic human and press rights and against the Communist-led Chinese government in mid-1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests were forcibly suppressed after Chinese Premier Li Pengdeclared martial law. In what became known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with assault rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators trying to block the military's advance towards Tiananmen Square. The number of civilian deaths was internally estimated by the Chinese government to be near or above 10,000.
And you will lose over a billion dollars in sales. Fuck you faggot manchildren. Hooknosed mouth breathing no jawed retards. Die.
Marvel is for children, manchildren, basedboys, bugmen, zoomers, and normies
post the webm
>Marvel is for children, manchildren, basedboys, bugmen, zoomers, and normies
So...90% of the population?
>Marvel is for children
>posts webm of a grown man enjoying something seemingly Marvel related
???
empirical evidence disagrees with you my man
Have sex incel freak
>on a board where 90% of the discussion is about children's cartoons and superhero pictue books
If you're not a manchild, kindly get off my board, you fucking normie.
I like how company war bait threads are only allowed when they're trashing Marvel
Meh, I can enjoy both
DC gives QUALITY stories told in the graphic novel format.
M*RveLOIDS enjoy CARTOONS about SELFIES and Fortnite. Pic related is every M*Use cuck.
I wonder how many times he practiced that scene?
I wanna say 12 times. Seems like a good number
Maybe because Jannies (PBUT) actually understand quality. Read Watchmen and V, zoomer fortnite playing scum.
You are correct, but company wars are gay.
Is that the same guy who cried after seeing the Star Wars Ep 9 trailer?
I already did. How's your mother.
Weak bait.
>Creative freedom? Oy vey, goy! Gotta make sure its DIVERSE, and PROGRESSIVE
SEETHING Mousecuck loves M*Rvel more than his wife's SON
Oh I take it she is still sore then
>t.Dcuck
>Watchmen
>V
You really have the gall to call somebody else a zoomer?
Fortnite lore >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watchcucks
>Mouthbreathes
YOU SEE BLAH BLAH
>SHART
YOU SEE
>SHHAARRRTTT
YOU SEE BLAh BLAH I LOVE DARKSEID I MEAN THANOS
>SHARRRRTTT
That's a pajeet and pajeets love DC.
Tell her I am coming again tonight.
Shut the fuck up you troglodyte nigger faggot slack jawed nigger nosed MOUSE shilling retards. ALL Of your sales come from BUGMEN CHINKS. GO BACK TO Yea Forums
Soul.
Normie Baby's first Batman
Soulless.
Just open your bugmen chink eyes and accept the fact that Moore will ALWAYS be a superior writer than your fortnite burger nigger zoomer anime cuck trash
No thank you
Yeah but only one of these got $2,048,359,754when they got adapted
>t.pajeet
Are there STILL M*RVELOIDS in MY thread??
HAVENT their jaws COLLAPSED from mouth breathing? Are you inhaling your teeth?
>My thread
This is my board so stfu. Are you just looking to get banned since you can't accept that you lost?
Somebody seems grumpy
Nigga Immortal Hulk is out selling Batman
t. nigger bugman mix
Still pissed MCU Carol’s a better hero than any DCEU one?
> 'Action Comics' No. 1000 was the best-selling single issue of last year, while Marvel's 'Infinity Gauntlet' collected edition was the best-selling collection, according to Diamond Comic Distributors.
AHHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>t.pajeet neet
Get a job.
>t.DCuck
>Still pissed MCU Carol’s a better hero than any DCEU one?
Yeah they are still better than duperman and ratman
Companywars faggots should be hung.
DC is a chad.
Marvel is a fat nerd.
Sure are DC chad yell me how is your Multimillion dollar franchise.
Dr. Fate, Atom, Darkseid, Red lion, Deathstroke, all STOLEN by the MOUSE
Shut the fuck up chink bugman nigger go fake laugh at zoomer hulk taking selfies you absolute fucking waste of carbon. I can't wait for every MARVEL fan to die and be eaten by worms so more DC BVLLS can be prepped
Is that you? There's no likes.
DC might have made it, but Marvel made it a success.
And made better. Face it DCuck Marvel does what DC don't.
SEETHING chink hands are SHAKING and can't even type a COHERENT POST. AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
One’s successful, the other isn’t,
Look at your self DCuck
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THE ETERNAL CHINK ADMITS TO STEALING LIKE YELLOW FLAT LAND NIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SEETHINGG
Just a reminder that trying to force company wars shitposting is not only banned in Yea Forums, but also that while some retard writers still go at it, both Marvel and DC understand that competition helps the industry grow stronger, so both should be both criticized, but also rewarded when doing actually good stuff, like Tomasi's Superman, or Ewing's Immortal Hulk.
Second thing, this user reeks of being a casual that came here just to shitpost because... Marvel is now more popular than DC?
Also that anytime you see stupid new buzzwords in some clear crossboard shitposts, most of them come from the boards with least IQ count in all of Yea Forums, like /pol/, Yea Forums, and /r9k/.
So clearly, whoever user is trying to go with this outrage, please, if you are actually being serious, get a fucking life and either adapt to new stuff (because if you are one of the people supporting Didio's reign of terror 2.0, then you are an absolute retard) or accept people can like other things than what you "try" to defend.
Dude the only one seething is you.
Still I get why your so mad. DC is so shit that even their Knock offs are better than the real thing.
Yep! No shame in taking something and making it a success, soon as Moon Knight shows up, Batsy’s Finished
Batman is already losing to Hulk Moon knight is going to wipe batman out
>Tick tock, Tick tock, Tick tock, Tick tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Whats the matter no seething screaming DCuck
>Not TDKR.
this trailer looks dope if your not a comic fan
>DC is so desperate for success
>Aping Watchmen for the second time
Cope
HBO created it.
Here in America, HBO is premium cable.
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Thanks for proving my point you goddamn shitposter.
ITT:
>Marvel: Ching Chong Chang DING long dANG
>DC:
Dude tge only shill here is you DCuck
>Endgame
>Infinity Gauntlet adsptation.
Lol.
*Cough Cough*
Ay
Ayy, hospital band a hundred bands, fuck a watch
Hundred grand'll make your best friends turn to opps
I hear y'all bringin' my name up a lot
Guess I just turned the clout game up a notch
See, y'all really shocked but I'm really not
You know how many girls I took to the titty shop?
If she get the ass with it that's a 50 pop
I still bring the bad bitches in the city out
Uh, just a different type of leader
We could be in North Korea, I could smoke with Wiz Khalifa
Uh, told my wife I've never seen her
After I hit it, bye Felicia, that's the way that I'ma leave it
Those are
>70% of sales come from Ch*nKOids
That's a little more than sad
Nigga Aquaman was saved by the foreign Market.
HAHAHHAHA THE DEFLECT THE COPE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHSAHAHSAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH MY SIIDDESSSSS
>PEANUT BUTTER IS BETTER!
>JELLY IS BETTER!
>as if your dog care what he's licking off of your dick
Whats the matter losing hope for DC when the Chinks save your flops
>t.Dcuck
>M*Rvel cucks cant get niggers out of their mind
pathetic.
user no we dont want to see your reddit account.
Post onions. What franchise they're tarding over is irrelevant.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Niggers earn more than Superman
>children, manchildren, basedboys, bugmen, zoomers, and normies
Do you use these buzzwords in real life?
t. niggers
literally infinity war sales without Chinkflation lmao
That would mean he has to get out of his parents basement
Company wars are inherently bullshit propped up by retarded insecure fanboys who drink too much onions who want validation that the brand they buy is the correct brand and that all other brands are bad. Besides, only following specific characters or brands are the worst ways to read comics.
Suck a cock OP it'll do you some good.
Hahahahahahah
cry more DCuck
Dude those aren't anywhere near Infinity war
Whyre you mousecucks so obsessed? Is it because your wife's boyfriend loved it?
infinity war - 600k minus chinkflation
justice league - 600k
how does it feel to be competing... with JUSTICE LEAGUE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
t. nigger
Hahahahah
Nigger trying so hard to sound like a chad when his mom is getting plowed by his bully while he is sitting here defending DCuck
Nigga that is shit math and your Teacher should neck themselves
Where did I mention Disney in my post. Man you must be from Yea Forums.
Dude Yea Forums is worse than Yea Forums
user no we dont want to see your reddit account
Imagine unironically liking a disney movie past 9 years of age
Man how does it feel knowing DC even with international figures cant even compare to Infinity war Domestic
half the time Yea Forums is being flooded by literal shitposters
and when I mean literal I mean literal, OPs with actual pictures of irl people taking shits
fuck that place
im a huge DC fan.
>le dark and gritty mature themes blah blah
is bullshit. anyone who has read DC knows this.
Imagine liking Current DC movie at any age
DC definitely has it’s lighter side but tends to be more adult and mature than Marvel. Marvel is for children. That’s okay. It’s just disgusting how adults can spend their days and nights shilling for a disney movie. they’re paid shills. it really is that simple. They pretend bugmen don’t save every one of their movies, and they continue to shill.
Dude Dc only makes a profit thanks to the foreign market.
DC is garbage though.
>Wô Aì Ma ve lu moo vi yu! XD Mousu Manu pay me watch big movie time! XD
I can't even understand that so nice projection.
Marvel literally only survives because of chinks. this is a well known fact that redditors ignore because they can’t process not being cucked by the mouse
I forget how much of Yea Forums is actual autistic people sometimes.
the trinity and justice league arent dark and gritty and shitty like that. stopping a giant alien starfish isnt dark or girtty. its just good superhero shit. maybe some dc vertigo/black label/young animal stuff is, but not then main canon
Dude Avengers Infinity war domestic outsold Justice league total. Face it if it wasnt for the Foreign market DC is screwed more than Marvel
user your shit posting has turned to actual shit
did you accidentally reply to me
how do you even make that mistake, how much of a newfag are you?
wow this thread is pure SHIT
What do you expect its a DC thread
Justice league at least takes itself seriously. Marvel niggers have to stop and make le epic awkward fortnite pun every seven seconds to keep the chinks coming to the theatres and the money rolling in. Simple as
>Infinity war - 600k minus chinks
>Justice league - 600k total
this is reddit arithmetic
>Justice league at least takes itself seriously=
...
i'll do you the service of believing you don't mean the live-action movie, even if the rest of your comment implies that
MODS
>ironic greentext
>mass replying
>reddit frog
And that's three strikes.
>Motherfucker has no love for Scar, Aladdin or Gaston
So you're dead inside, or what?
This is your brain on mouse. The one billion dollars from foreign sales are chinks. Chinks account for over 70% of Marvel’s sales on that movie. Remove the chinks and they sold the same.
Does justice league stop every seven seconds to make a fortnite burger joke? are you deliberately ignoring the inconvenient half of my post
Eh, superheroes shouldn’t take themselves too seriously, they live in a ridiculous world, why would they?
Nigga there is a difference of of 20 mill your argument sucks
ITT:
Marvel niggers and mouse shills get dabbed on
Mouse defense forces (MDFs) come online
Mouse Defense Forces (MDFs) pull chink numbers
Mouse Defense Forces (MDFs) are exposed as being chink farmers
Mouse Defense Forces (MDFs) seethe
Uh Chinks count for 65% of DC revenue
Apparently the Mods are all out seeing Endgame again.
Truly the shitty moderation of this board is breathtaking, in both its inconsistency and its laxity.
>the same
>not a single Chinese person saw Justice league
>ignore the 21 million dollars that Infinity Wars still made over it.
>ignore that Infinity War still made more than Justice League in the domestic market, meaning just the US prefers Infinity War to Justice League roughly three times
>It's all the Chinese
same fag so desperate for some one to agree with them
superheroes represent the modern day take of the old heroes written in great works like The Iliad and Odyssey. Superheroes are not products that make jokes to get chinks in seats or shoot pretty lights for little kids. Unfortunately the mouse has tainted Marvel. Unironically used to think Marvel was alright before disney. But the disney shills reach everywhere.. even Yea Forums.
Hhahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahaha 20 million
go look at aqua man nigger. there’s your 20 mil
justice league literally had a scene of the flash falling on diana's breast like some shitty anime, i'd understand where you're coming from if you said BVS or something
Seems like the only person seething here is OP.
this is your brain on mouse everyone...
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
Damn straight. Our focus tested consumer product is better than their focus tested consumer product. Wanna spend all Saturday night talking about it? I’ve got nothing else going on in my life as well.
And watchmen had a scene of erectile dysfunction. What’s your point. it’s not a shitty bugman show
also forgot pic
>Hhahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahaha 20 million
>go look at aqua man nigger. there’s your 20 m
Nigga Aquafag needed chinks to reach a single marvel movie
>marveloid talking about chinks
pottery
>What's your point
uh that justice league had shitty humor
it was just awful, why do DCbros make it so hard to take them seriously
The amount of retards on Yea Forums who dont get the joke is amazing
So you didn't get enough (you)s on friday that you decided to make the same thread again.
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
Justice league had shitty jokes when the hulk was taking selfies. Never (You) me again chink.
I can never be satisfied
Marveloids are the lowest hanging fruit
Nigga that can easily be shoped