Why is she so perfect?
Why is she so perfect?
Jayden White
Wyatt Nelson
>muh goth girl
Because you have generic meme taste
Caleb Ramirez
Black is perfect dark
Isaac James
>Married, breeded and zinged with a fucking ginger pot head.
>Perfect.
On her own sure. But she's been soiled by the soulless gingers.
Robert Peterson
>Healthy diet.
>No addictions or vices.
>Old fashioned values.
>Always swallows.
Noah Thomas
>Always swallows.
only after scraping and licking
Isaac Williams
Isn't the whole plot of the 1st movie about her rebelling against her dad's values?
Lincoln Parker
She's rebelling against his prejudices, not his values.
Connor Howard
Isaiah Cooper
She isn't getting a tattoo or doing pot user. She just wants to get immediately impregnated by the first boy she has ever seen.
Austin Mitchell
Fuck off Pan
Jordan Campbell
Pan got a gf now user, he isn’t thirsty anymore
Daniel Miller
Innocent and svelte on the outside, controlled rage on the inside.
Brandon Brown
Jack Cooper
Jeremiah Gray
Ryan Morris
>doing pot
Adam Wright
Vampire blowjob
Woo Woo!
Ian Stewart
So... is she weak to sunlight or not? I've never seen these movies.
Kevin Turner
Justin Cruz
Yes
Henry Adams
Kayden Martinez
It sure looked like Mavis was schlicking before her Dad showed up.
Brody Phillips
So shouldn't she be seeking cover in that scene? I don't know what's going on...
John Howard
She's standing in a shadow, not in direct sunlight.
Michael Reed
She's inside the terminal
Nathan Carter
They were using the Hotel as shade. It's fine as long as she wasn't directly in the sunlight.
Mason Nelson
She can do two things.
Carter Young
>Letting a Vampire suck you off.
Angel Powell
This, also that picture is somehow erotic to me. So much intensity from a character that is usually overtly happy or furious. The pose is also very regal, perfect for a vampire queen.
Isaiah Mitchell
I thought vampires don't show up on film or mirrors
Ryan Brown
Digital cameras don't use film.
Alexander Gray
Well mirrors at least.
Bentley Harris
>not wanting a girl to bite your dick like a cockodile and going into a death roll
You are a coward.
Liam Bailey
Hey, I know what I like.
>pic related
Joshua Rivera
Mostly what this user said but also she's voiced by Selena Gomez who is just great all around. But like her VA, Mavis has made bad choices in men. I was fine with the ginger look but his personality was hipster garbage. But cutting him out of it, Mavis is true waifu material just like her VA.
Kevin Ortiz
>a vampire would bite your dick off
Why? When do vampires consume human flesh and not the blood underneath?
>well maybe she'd bite it
The average body takes 4 shotglasses of blood, about 130ml, to make an erection. If she was going to drink your dick, she'd be done in a second, and unsatisfied.
She's much more likely to bite your inner thigh to get to the femoral artery if anywhere around there. Blowjobs are probably a great way to get blood flowing, and they just take a suck after making you cum for that erotic blood/cum mix like the freaks vamp girls are.
Jackson Russell
The vampires in these movies can survive in sunlight for some periods of time. There's a scene where Dracula flies to catch an airplane in his bat form during daytime in direct sunlight. Small embers are forming on his body, he's leaving a smoky trail behind him, he's in pain, and his skin has red burn wounds when he turns back into human. But he doesn't suddenly burst into visible flames, and he heals very quickly after he goes back into shade.
They would probably die if they stayed in sunlight long enough, though. The sun does hurt them, and Dracula only flies in daylight that one time out of desperation.
Having said that, this scene still never made any sense She's supposed to be watching the sunrise while still staying in shade, but that's impossible.
Jayden Rivera
>body takes 4 shotglasses of blood, about 130ml, to make an erection. If she was going to drink your dick, she'd be done in a second, and unsatisfied.
maybe with your dick but i faint when i get an erection
Owen Anderson
I thought she was voiced by Miley Cyrus.
Lincoln Gomez
Then you should go see a doctor. That's not soemthing to be proud of that's a medical condition.
Jacob Bell
Nope, that was the girl from Bolt.
Luis Parker
The best thing about Selena is that she has completely shit taste in men. It means there's a chance she'd date a neckbeard like me.
shut up, the chance is higher than 0%. that's good enough for me
Dominic Russell
I mean her previous BFs were the canuks Justin Bieber and the Weeknd. One was a pretty boy and the other was an average rapper, so our odds are good. She's been going through some tough times recently, she has Lupus, she just went through a kidney transplant, she has low blood count so she has to get transfusions, all of that on top of her ex Justin getting married made her feel horrible and she had a breakdown. She's better now, but she should consider dating non celebs since dating celebs just seems to hurt her in the end. Sorry for the rambling but I do love Selena and feel sorry for all the medical stuff she has to go through.
Jayden Perry
This scene is doesn't make sense, you see the source of light in her eyes yet she is in the shadow from that light source....it's only a cartoon but it bugged me nevertheless.
Camden Jones
>cute
>goth
>vibrant
>friendly
>experimental
>finds you interesting just for being human
She's got a lot going for her
William Jones
It's Johnny. He's the one who shows her how to do it, he's messing with the light somehow. He's clearly got some kind of happiness magic that just makes life around him more enjoyable. He can just create a party at will, he traveled the world without any money including somehow backpacking to Hawaii, he just so happened to stumble across a secret castle that had been hidden from human all the way into modern times, and instantly makes the 10/10 girl there fall in love with him.
Then this?
>"I really wanna see the sun, but I can't be in sunlight"
>Oh that's easy, just go like this"
And it just works? Magic exists in this setting, and Johnny can do it.
Angel Stewart
Genndy designs waifus straight from his dick right unto yours my man.
Jaxson James
>that lip curl
Cooper Ramirez
Oh god yes.
Levi Carter
>tfw Mavis will never pee on you
Why live
Brody Adams
Daniel Cook
THERE IS NO DINO TIME
Tyler Harris
Everyone hates on Johnny but I think he's cute plus it's a pretty accurate couple judging what I've seen irl. Bubbly alt girls and stoners dudes that are chill to the point of stupidity always seem to get together.
Christian Perez
Perhaps there's hope for me yet.
But where does one even find bubbly alt girls?
Jackson Parker
Haunted Eastern European castles.
Elijah Butler
Well, I better get going then. No money to get there though, but I should be fine just walking.
Nolan Sanders
I'm from Austria and when I go there I just get kicked out by history fags or get stabbed by junkies (there us really little in-between in those places)
Nicholas Perez
Tyler Johnson
Gabriel Roberts
Mavis, easy on the scream cheese...
Brody Johnson
Because She not real
Alexander Moore
Imagine: she's had a bunch of slurpees, and is maybe a little bubbly and tipsy on wine, and wants to do something a little more kinky in the bedroom but really needs to go...
Julian Carter
Why?
Jason Clark
not to be 'that guy' but traditional central/eastern european vampires do eat people, they do't just drink blood. the folklore is mixed.
Anthony Collins
So I jam a slurpee straw all the way in and suck it straight from her bladder
Angel Sanders
I don't think vampires can get fat
Brayden Williams
"This vodka thing makes slurpees even more fun. You know what else would be fun?"
Cooper Long
holy fuck my sides
Easton Jackson
Why not? Her father while isn't fat is a pretty large guy, and the mummy is fat
Tyler Martin
The mummy's not a vampire. Vampires are always depicted from lithe to underweight. Even the one's that do eat a lot.
Oliver Allen
Would it be blood?
Isaac Reyes
Luke Ward
>Vampire girls pissing blood
THE BLACK SACRAMENT HAS BEGUN
I ANOINT MYSELF WITH LUCIFER'S HUMORS
Christopher Walker
Hugs from a vamp qt.
Noah Allen
>cockodile
Easton Bailey
Vampires not appearing in photographs and mirrors is tied to the myth that silver wards off evil due to its antibacterial nature (back before people actually understood things like bacteria and just assumed you got sick because of demons and shit). Since both early photography and pre-aluminum mirrors utilized silver, it was presumed that creatures like vampires wouldn't appear in those things.
But now? Unless they're very old, mirrors are aluminum-backed, and even photography that still uses film doesn't use silver. So vampires should show up like everybody else.
Ryan Foster
Jaxon Hill
>tfw she finds your Mavis rule34 folder
Zachary Reed
Because you're lonely.
Hunter Edwards
Bentley Nelson
>The thought of Mavis stopping mid-way through to shout that out loud and pump her fist in the air with a goofy, delighted expression on her face
Okay, not the boner that I expected
Sebastian Cook
cute even when she is angry.
Alexander Lewis
>lithe to underweight
Not in Hotel Transylvania, in fact the vampires seem more muscular than a lot of the humans we saw so the vampires we do see obviously experience change in weight.
Historically the scrawny lanky vampires were just to look scarier and more foreign to the largely American and west European audiences who would have larger bodies than the non-imperial east Europeans due to better food and more industrial/mining jobs. There seems to be nothing suggesting they can't here.
Josiah Taylor
>the scrawny lanky vampires were just to look scarier
They were based on dead bodies.
James Edwards
Well if Stoker's novel is still the gold standard of Vampire lore, Count Dracula is described as getting "bloated" and "swollen" after binging on blood before his trip to England
>He lay like a filthy leech, exhausted with his repletion
Sounds pretty tubby to me
Dominic Nelson
>Someone drew you fat in this one, honey.
Carson Wilson
>This guy right here
Absolutely top-tier patrician detected. Otherworldly waifus work best when you get those momentary reminders of how different and ethereal they are.
Goofy, dweeby, happy-go-lucky Mavis is made all the better when you remember that she's also an unholy potentate of the aristocracy of the dead. I wish we'd get more art of her showing that off.
Lincoln Cox
That's just a potbelly.
David Rivera
Did the ginger kid bang her when she was in the bat form?
Luis Carter
No, she just stays pregnant.
William Nelson
It's pretty much is about her being rebellious against her dad being conservative. She's not just a Goth GF, she's a punk GF.