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Best waifu
Waifu Goddess
>hop in while the getting's good
Don't mind if I do.
muh powerful boss bitch waifu
mornin
>whorra
>mad maxine
>arg girl with no personality
truly the shittiest taste user
OP here. I made my chart in a hurry, so here's the real version.
Keep changing mine up, but here my Yea Forums chart for the time being.
Jessica Cruz is best girl.
>>In before Boco and Morrigan.
Reminder - It's completely canon that Morrigan Aensland has to try fight or fuck someone to death every couple dies or she'll literially die of boredom. And those bats that follow her around are the souls of men she's fucked to death.
I like it
Is that Ashe in the first colum, secon spot?
I thought people said Karakuri Circus wasn't going to get to the goth loli, like official translations never even got that far except in frog tongue. 7/10 taste anyway.
Jesus titty fucking Christ, that's a big chart.
I intend to make it bigger but I'm a chronic procrastinator.
>No Cutey Honey
Come on, son.
How are you be able to fuck so much at one night?
>me every time i see her
Years of stamina training and one of those beer hats full of Gatorade laced with testosterone.
Every day I pray that I'll wake up next to you, my princess. I love you
>but Ma-Ma is a no-go, dude
I know, it's just the power is super attractive.
>Having more than one waifu.
What even is the point??
>Ma-Ma
Well, you got balls user I've give you that.
How you doing today Merida-user?
>Samus
>Mileena
>Morrigan
>Makoto
>Satsuki
>Sabrina
Pretty good, but you lose points for Lips Mileena
>Android 18
Well one out of 13 isn't so bad.
based
>Pizazz
>Zarya
>Ashe
>Jubilee
Noice
>Misato
>Azula
>Raven
>Gogo
>Samus
>Pharah
>Korra
I can tell we have similar tastes even if we don't have exactly the same picks.
>Martian Queen
>Peg
>Enid's Mom
>Aunt Cass
>Giganta
>Chel
Again, different picks, some similar tastes.
>Evo Rogue
>Nebula
>Kim
>Raven
Not bad
Only person on this board crazier than me.
Another man who likes his women to put the fear of god into his boner.
Not my favourite girl, but I'm coming round to her.
>Cutey Honey
It's been awhile since I've seen anything Cutie Honey related, so I legit forgot that she was an android.
>waifus Alphys, but not Undyne
Huh. It's almost always both.
>How you doing today Merida-user?
Could be better, could be worse. Yourself?
>Not my favourite girl, but I'm coming round to her.
Everyone will eventually. She's the best.
have sex
Quite good, taking a lazy day today. Had to shoo off an eagle, but other then that uneventful.
An eagle? Neat. I'd love to have that problem because eagles are cool.
Oh I intend to, for the rest of my forseeable future.
Not so cool when they go after your geese, but bald eagles are very beautiful I'll admit. Honestly, haven't seen one of them in years, so it's kind of nice. Harriers on the overhand, they can go fuck themselves.
>have sex
Overrated. Love is where the real shit's at.
Here you go!
>Overrated. Love is where the real shit's at.
This. And since all 3D girls can offer is sex, 2D girls are where it's at.
let's hope this will work
>Not so cool when they go after your geese, but bald eagles are very beautiful I'll admit.
I can see that being an issue. It's illegal to kill them in the States, right?
>Overrated. Love is where the real shit's at.
This. I mean, I have my lewd fantasies and all but at the end of the day I just want to spend the rest of my life falling head over heels for this girl because she makes me happy.
>alphys
PLEASE DIE!
>Three dyke waifus
You poor son of a bitch.
>It's illegal to kill them in the States, right?
Also in Canada I'm a leaf, they're endangered species and protected in the Wild Bird act. However, I can still use non-lethal detriments and be a general nuisance to the bird till it leaves.
>I just want to spend the rest of my life falling head over heels for this girl because she makes me happy.
Couldn't of said it better myself.
>not liking Alphys
You're just salty she got to hook up Undyne and you didn't.
Not sure whether to laugh or weep at Yea Forums's pleb tastes...
Watch better shows, guys.
Princesses are good
Who's that in the middle. I feel like I've seen her before.
Tangle is thirsty as hell for Blaze.
Princess Pride from Megaman Battle Network/ NT Warrior
Will any of them excuse me?
Only if you nasty...
this is actually a really good harem
but unfortunately your choice of a picture for jasmine has made me hate you
>Waifu #475 - Big Barda (DC)
>Do you have anything in common with her?
We both think Scott Free is pretty based.
>Waifu Dubs - Wonder Woman (DC)
>Describe hugging her. How does she feel and smell?
The moment she wraps her arms around you, you're given a sense of her immense strength and her even greater restraint and compassion. She could crush you in a heartbeat, and yet she somehow manages to find the precision to give you a hug that's simultaneously firm and tender. Her bulging biceps are perfectly juxtaposed against the pillowy softness of her bosom. As you inhale the scent of wildflowers drowns overcomes you. In her arms, you feel safer than you've ever felt in your life. You feel loved, valued, protected. You could almost cry, were it not for the steady and strong rhythm of her heartbeat driving you to march forward -- to be just as unyielding and inexorable as her. Because so long as you have her love and support, there is nothing in this world that can stop you.
My Goddess
>It's completely canon that Morrigan Aensland has to try fight or fuck someone every couple dies or she'll literially die of boredom.
True.
>to death
>And those bats that follow her around are the souls of men she's fucked to death.
False.
>having more than one waifu
>waifu = "girl I want to fuck"
>all this garbage taste in general
Has Yea Forums been the most reddit board all along?
for someone who seems well-versed in what a waifu is, you seem to be lacking any knowledge of how harems work, you fucking second-rate weeb, third-rate shitposter.
These anons are lesbians
for some of us, it's more than 'a girl we want to fuck'
for some of us, it's a girl that we watched as a kid, then later fap to in their teens. then they realize something horrible about her, then you start fearing her, the whole movie, and anything that reminds you of it. then later, you come around to your senses and you realize how perfect she is. she then becomes your waifu, but you still have that fear, mostly in one scene.
Nice chart.
They aren't fucking real.
She could be exclusively attracted to power power drills, and it wouldn't lessen anons already 0% chances fucking them.
They aren't fucking real.
She could be exclusively attracted to power drills, and it wouldn't lessen anons already 0% chances fucking them.
Too many anthros, somebody end me.
Is it just me, or are these kinds of posters becoming more commonplace lately?
what posters? i have made multiple posts about this so...
Rollin'.
what kind of post? Personally I find this post more annoying: >107650444
>duhurr you're a thing I don't understand so you're reddit
How is that not more retarded?
Anyway here's my chart.
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I'm sick of getting this question. Reroll.
>Oh no! She's been captured/imprisoned by her enemies and it's up to you to save her.
There's a very, VERY slim chance I won't be torn to shreds in the attempt. It's a chance I'm willing to take, so long as I get a choice of weapon.
>107646006
I am a straight male with a hard cock
77th for best girl raven
>fapping to your waifu
shes pure la
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Damn this is a bit much. Like the kid who gets a crush on every girl he meets.
Rolling
You're a /k/ommando, you'll be alright .
Reroll because I can't answer the question
>You both have the day off. What do you do?
Probably go to a park or a music store or something.
she's not pure, but she's pure enough for me damn it
Big one is the waifu, side ones are runner-ups to show a broader example of your taste.
These should really just go clockwise.
You're gonna have to be more specific.
>tfw you realize, years later, that your waifu was the villain the whole time
>he faps to his waifu
>he posts pictures of her on an anonymous estonian kvas brewing forum
never gonna make it
>You're a /k/ommando, you'll be alright.
The /k/ube will protect us both from the BEAR MENACE, and my it give us the strength to destroy it. Ave nex alea, brother.
>What element would she master in the Avatar universe
Hard to say, either fire or air, but I might just be getting tripped up by the fact that she flies.
Yeah, I'd say fire.
>Yet you still lover her, no matter what
True, it just means cleaning up after her is gonna be a bigger ordeal on my part.
For your waifu, it's all worth it. I know it's worth it for me.
>he doesnt love her not despite but because of her imperfections
>he hasnt thought about how to comfort and talk her through her most strenuous ordeals
>he hasnt rationalized that, while there exists a chance that it my be wholly futile, he will never give up on her
>Never gonna give you up
>Never gonna let you down
>Never gonna run around and desert you
Might as well.
No clue. She's already pretty well off and spoiled.
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
KEEP THEM DOGGIES MOVIN', RAWHIIIDE!
To me, it's more who my waifu would be if I was in that particular universe
Probably. Why do (You) care?
based muscledom fag
How often do you read things in your waifu's voice? I do it for a quick laugh or for when I just want to hear her cute accent in my head.
>Alphys
Excellent taste.
>Cass has found lewd pics of herself on the internet, how badly does she freak out?
Her first and biggest worry is "What if Hiro sees this?", which to be fair is something worth worrying about. I'd do my best to get it taken off the internet, but that's closing the stable door at best.
>loving muscledom fag
ftfy
Never, but to be fair my waifu has never been a moderately funny twitter meme
>wreck it ralph 2 post
>Implying she wasn't the only good thing about that shitshow.
There can only be one.
Every once and awhile.
Good to see you Muscle-user.
>Road trip with DCAU Vixen!
Week in Amsterdam... and no, we don't get high or go to the red light district. There's actually some really interesting shit to do there - you can go see THE Sunflowers by Van Gogh, for one.
It was definitely interesting to see her in the more traditional DIsney style. Snow White, on the other hand, just looked wrong.
Nice to see you too Azulanon
any wreck it ralph 2 post must be shot down.
also, there was nothing good
>It was definitely interesting to see her in the more traditional DIsney style.
I still prefer OG Merida, but her look in WiR2 grew on me. Plus, her outfit is cute.
There was ONE thing, and that's that. If she wasn't in that movie I wouldn't have watched it.
Still bored. Again.
>Lantern Corps
Love, no contest. Someone here once drew that, actually.
On a scale from 1 to STEP ON ME, how not terrible are my choices?
They make you happy? If so, then it's 10/10
If by terrible you mean supremely based, then yeah, it's pretty terrible.
Whats Monster Prom?
>They make you happy? If so, then it's 10/10
Still was a work in progress, so I might drop a couple of them.
Thanks, I think.
Multiplayer game where you try to romance monsters.
I always hop in late what the fuck goddammit
Let me just roll.
>chartshitters
get the fuck out
>romance monsters
Any succubi?
No, only female demon character isn't really a seducer. Main female ones are merciless business gorgon, genocidal mermaid princess, party ghost and the DLC eldritch deity fangirl. There are four male ones and a bunch of minor characters.
Dude, you got pauletena and daisy on here. You get a pass from me
bonus points for anyone who recognizes third down on the left and second and third down on the right
ok
No big picture because my waifu is Yea Forums, but here’s the Yea Forums 3X3
>Overrated. Love is where the real shit's at.
incel cope
Given that Rebecca Sugar herself is bisexual I'm going to assume that her characters are just that and stick my fingers in my ears.
>t. normie fucking himself into a hole
Obviously, he meant Harem thread. Ironic weebs have been using the word ironically so fucking much that the original meaning of the word became distorted. According to them now, "waifu" just means "cute/sexy fictional girl".
rate
roll
based kingdom poster
the r9k waifu thread is superior and not just h*rem faggotry
>Jubilee with big breasts like that
My only complaint about this image, even her more recent depictions have her tits being on the B-cup size at most.
when the thread image is a chart, you kinda expect most of thread to be like that
Might have a new one here.
Source?
Britannica's Tales Around the World telling of Rapunzel (their first telling of it). She's got this saturday morning cartoon charm to her. King of reminds me of Vicky the Rabbit.
I think I might have too much or not enough
>nose
I tolerate you. Mildly.
>Nico Robin
>That one girl from Gantz
>Bayonetta
Thumbs up from me dude.
Love me please
4/10 too many cunts but a few good ones
6/10 she’s OK for CG
Based and robo pilled 7/10
9/10 best girl in Avatar
Oof. I’m gonna give you a 7/10 for the best Eva girl, the best Avatar girl, the best TT girl, based Casca and the best LiS girl but dear God Korra is such shit.
9/10 excellent taste in bodytypes and personality.
6/10 some cuties in there for sure but Sam Manson is terrible outside of her design. Pretty consistent taste.
1/10 too noncommittal. I don’t believe you truly adore all of these girls you’re a collector.
5/10 not my style but you know your kink and by god you stick to it.
Cool chart, too many. Better than the other guy. 2/10
Witchfag/10
That’s gonna be a 10/10 from me boss. Absolutely based and redpilled.
0/10 3D is pig disgusting
4/10. A few winners in there but Korra and 3D bring you down hard.
4/10 mid tier furfag. Not offensively bad. One or two QTs.
6/10 I admire your variety but a few of those choices are so bad I have to question your judgement completely. Some top shelf in there too.
9/10 Good taste in women’s personalities. Not all of them are lookers but they would probably be great GFs. Watch FLCL again.
I recognize you have bad taste and yet much of yours crosses over with my own. I’m gonna give you an 8/10. Dumb girls are fun.
7/10. Bumping you down for musclegirls, but Milly Thompson is one of the most underrated girls of all time. Some OK choices in the middle of those two extremes keep you from going lower.
Cool idea, too many. 2/10
3/10
Lower-mid tier furfag. One or two good ones mostly trash.
8/10 borderline 9. Meg is a great pick, Ariel not so much. Some staples as well as a few good wildcards. Nice.
How would you know if sex is overrated if you've never had it? I've had enough meaningless sex and been without actual love long enough to know which of the two I'd prefer.
CONT
Gonna give you a 4. Even though you have heavy hitters like Jackie and Marie, I can’t ignore bottom tiers like Ryouko and Tomoko. Your average taste is generally ok, but those lows are LOW.
6/10. Inoffensive generally positive taste. No great standouts but a solid lineup. Daria is underrated, but I prefer both Jane and Brittany
Gotta give myself a 10 of course.
8/10 you like that almost goth but not quite sweetspot that’s pretty chill. Enid is great.
7/10 good taste besides Korra.
Gonna be a high 9 from me. You like em toony!
7/10, love Jane and Shantae, everyone else is just good. Nani is underrated.
Only focusing on your cartoon taste, 8/10 very solid. Agent Honeydew is top tier. Ashi is (naturally) underrated. Good taste in character design.
I-I think I may have to give you a legitimate 1. What is wrong with you?
I love her