Post kino Yea Forums posts.
Post kino Yea Forums posts
This one
>not posting the other half
This was fucking golden.
Jesus!
dont have a "gaelic" man
I only have this one but it makes me laugh, so here.
>2day fermented mash
yucky
its also about being able to type out faggot and laugh to yourself as you hear it in your head this funny sounding word and not have to worry about or get annoyed by people giving you shit over it
This is your brain on Yea Forums
this thread is a testament to how unfunny and pathetic everyone on this board is
Posting random OC from my folder.
It's a thread for good posts, not necessarily funny ones.
holy fuck
You want holy fuck? 1/2
From a Clarissa thread, for context.
I don't mean to derail the thread, but as a survivor of sexual abuse, Clarissa is shockingly accurate and amazing. I have some things in common with Clarissa - I had siblings who hated me and am a survivor of incest. I am different from her in some other respects - I am a male and my abuser was a woman. But that is just a testament to it's universal applicability in capturing the survivor's experience. I cried like a bitch when I first read it.
Anyway, these posts reminded me of some weird shit I would do as a kid. I have a discrete memory of writing in one of those free agendas that schools hand out to kids. I wanted my abuser to sign a permission slip, but knew that another class was having a field trip at a later date. So I started carefully scheduling when I would let them have sex with me so that I could get two permission slips signed for one act rather than two.
I'm sorry user, although "sorry" doesn't even begin to cover it. If you still need anything: online.rainn.org
I need the image of Reed trying to transform, so I can edit it into this image later.
Thank you, user. This is a surprisingly nice response. Normally when I post on /r9k/ I get called a normie because I touched a vagina. With that said, I'm doing alright. I have a job, friends, an education, and no substance abuse problems - which is a lot better than most people. With that said, my shit is still fucked in other areas - I have severe sexual dysfunction and only realised I was straight in the last few years, but I'm working on it.
Back to comics - Clarissa is great and the lobster hands installment was probably one of the best depictions abuse I've ever see. It's honestly a bit weird since I sort of got the impression the author was a bit of an edgelord from his other stuff, but I could be remembering things wrong. I guess that shows that people can hit some emotional honesty even when they don't have the most "politically correct" views on a subject matter.
Dear Lord. This probably means nothing from some user, but you have my empathy. I had people that abused and beaten me. Hope you're doing well.
comfy post
I haven't laughed this hard on Yea Forums in a long time.
Good luck working it out. If it means anything, you will honestly be in my prayers (as "the abuse survivor user") for a long time to come. Although:
>posting on /r9k/
>ever
That's literally just some guy quoting a cartoon.
This is a fucking classic
Not the lolis!
...Fuck, that's sad.
Pfffft, I know my words mean nothing to you user, I know they would mean nothing to me if I were in your position, but I hope you're doing better.
...
Someone already did that.
Thanks, Clark.
reminds me of this from Yea Forums
does anyone have the "hes coming back to earth" screenshot about thor/captain america
This makes my ice-cold soul feel just a little bit warmer.
Dr.Pig was a good one
So a single guy did all that? Quite enjoyable albeit I dug imagining it was the whole community chiming in.
Amazing
>company war faggotry
OP said kino, not cringe.
The Ruberposting thread will always make me laugh. Especially when it got to the D&D “that guy” posting
This is just remixed Pence nicknames
Internet hug user!
Wish you the best!
Actually brilliant
I think the last best thread this shithole had in a while when it wasnt just being Yea Forumsntrarians with each others
based foxes
>not posting the version with the pic
weak
bump
This is why I stick to ethically sourced 2D
absolute kino
literally my dick
I don't even know why you'd save this sob story shit unless you're about to make a joke like .
This is where Chrome is your friend comes from?
Because this is stupid.
I'd really loe to see some answer to that.
Spectacular
10/10
So you prostituted yourself? Interesting. Did you grow up to be a faggot?
The flag makes it perfect.
user was a newfag. He thought the (OP) identified the user.
OP wanted good posts, not garbage.
Those are all excellent ideas though.
The ultimate Yea Forums post
>Verbal Masturbation from some faggot who’s deluded himself that he’s better than everyone else
This is reddit-tier
/tg/ bringing the heat
She wasn't even there to see him die.
That post is older than you are, user. You are the newcoming reddit-tier garbage who thinks this place was always about shitposting all day every day.
Thanks for keeping the memory of what we once were alive
>and am a survivor of incest.
That’s really hot
that post is almost 12 years old
jesus christ
>Oldfag deluding himself that he’s better than everyone-else and that things were any different before
Then he’s an even bigger reddit tier faggot. Wearing Rose tinted glasses for so long that they get stuck to your eyeballs doesn’t make you right.
>Redditfag wanting to fit in with the "bad boys" of the scary vietnamese sweatshop forum known as Yea Forums
kys
Donkey!
>survivor
God dammit why do faggots say this shit? I survived a day at work today because I didn't die even though I hated every minute of it.
>if you're a hugger, it's totally cool not to be
>even in a fucking letter you have to be overly safe and give people approximately 1 km of space for them to feel comfortable
>missing the 'giving homos Ohm-os' one
hope you're doing better now man
second one would be great if it's not a catgirl, it's just a regular cat with tits for some reason
shit sorry
gayyyyy
Shit, I lost Reed's Scans. Anybody have it?
I remember the cat one. Anyone got it?
>survivor
It was.
I hope women start mass shooting men for being the psychopaths you are
Yea Forums rewrites are fucking good stuff sometimes
These are all real user.
And yes it was just a cat with tits.
I can't not read this in duckman's voice.
What comics was he talking about?
Peter Parker
>to how disgusting burger king is
>RDJ eats BK in the movies multiple times
>actually loves it
I miss the Saturday morning threads.
Ok these are pretty good.
Read it in their voices. Now I don't know whether to laugh or fap.
Edgy. Have some free (You)s.
On it.
I made both of these caps btw.
Personally I think Rubberposting was the last best thing to happen to this place
I was never abused, but I witnessed all three of my siblings have it happen to them first hand. I hope you're doin alright, user.
Life & Times of Scrooge McDuck, which only makes the post better beause of how correct it is.
>Yea Forums screencap thread
>posts from tumblr
I feel like you don't understand that there are multiple boards on this site and that those aren't Yea Forums
I hope that you are doing better, user.
is it your job to be raped?
pottery
but they're right
no apple-a-day or the-hobbler?
Does that guy still post fake tweets about Hazbin and Villainous around here? I havent seen any in a while so I hope he fucked off
>implying rapes and assassinations are the same thing
What the fuck can i say when i read shit like this.
>Molested by a woman
>Cried
Lolfaggot
This is heavy as fuck. I had some abuse dealt to me as a kid as well (the nonsexual type) but this is way to fucking much, it took effort to read the last half.
I hope your in a better place user.
So.. what exactly is wrong with you?
Ah, Illuminated. Never change bro.
What if Ursula had a cringe compilation YouTube channel
I distinctly remembered it being Life & Times too, but now that I looked it up, it wasn't actually.
desuarchive.org
It was an Uncle Scrooge storytime, but by different artists/writers than Rosa.
heh
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
That actually is Pre-Crisis Luthor's motivation
cringe and bluepilled
The black market thing was an episode of Gotham
I stand corrected.
Wow, Yea Forums is fucking awful.
Fuck.
Ah, Rubens... I am sad I only learned more about the man recently.
He was a god among artists.
I don't say that, his contemporaries did.
I got just the thing.
This reads like cake-centred Cuck porn.
Oh that one was already posted.
kys discord tranny
Anybody can make stories up on the Internet. I don't believe him for a second.
That had to be a samefag, that's too fucking perfect
This looks like a job for Frank Castle.
>No "Ben you faggot my scans can detect anything"
What a shitty thread
liberal lies. debunked years ago.
>a rape is heard
Lost it
I too love astroturfing
Here, old chum.
they should include the imgur link to *that* pic someone draw in one of my threads
>we'll never see this in the live action version
;________________;
The drugs made the burger taste god awful to him.
The burger itself was fine.
this attrocity? imgur.com
Happy fun times...
>Yellow "rock the wrong boat, get 20,000 volts" Diamond
What is this about? Is it just because of the quad?
Genuinely heartwarming.
We actually have a specialty perogy place in town that sells taco perogies. They're not too bad.
I am honored to have been screencapped in such a manner, and even more by the reactions to this post. Thank you guys for making this place what it is.
Legend
I will never not be salty I had to sit that one out because of a family gathering. I caught a few minutes, but then had to go and be social.
This better not be real
Damn, this is fucking sweet. Like watching an angel stripping from behind a curtain in the early morning light.
He got a 5555 quad in a post mentioning Interstella 5555
Does anyone have the /tg/ thread screencap about what the DM do when one of his player get his character killed ?
He's not wrong. One of the earliest Yea Forums-esque Internet cultures was the BarneyJihad
>Yeerk prefers Starfire
Maybe they aren't so bad.
This might have been the best thread I've ever participated with. The only sad thing was Hillenburg
desuarchive.org
>Spider-Man had a friend named Blue-Green Spider-Man who was just Spider-Man but in a blue/green costume
>Doc Ock threw him into a brick wall and collapsed his skull
Kek
i've heard and read similar stories about true cases. might be fake tho, but it sounds real to me
I know, but I really would have loved to see the answer he got for that.
>Illiterate mass
Kek
Wholesome samefagging.
shills used to be more subtle
It's still terrifying nonetheless.
Source ?
did anyone saved the one where this guy wrote a huge story about billy batson turning into female captain marvel and then growing up and dealing with the realities of sex change and then his secret identity being revealed and him having a daughter?
God can't get rid of humanity fast enough
Kek
>the peaceful "Stonehenge", silent giant of justice
that sounds pretty cool
t.tranny
>CIty Slicker
Nah, the victim usually doesn't cry during the acts. They're even conditioned to accept them as normal and just carry on. It's only later in life when they realize how abnormal it was, and what was really going on, that they become emotional from the contrast of their experience vs. societal expectations.
Not to discount that abusing a child is fucking disgusting, but it's all relative. Imagine if Sinfest was the standard for social norms. The way it portrays the average everyday joe like some soul-less meatfucker, a guy might cry after reading it since he'd believe up until that point he lived a fucked up life he thought was normal, only to find out later that he was "betrayed" by his ignorance and loved ones.
It's like how every generation believes the previous fucked up the world and now they have a mess to deal with. Some hair-trigger emotional basket cases get pretty upset when they think about the contrast of then vs. now since they had an idyllic context until the point it was challenged. The victim shit is just there to take advantage of that and promote social engineering on some level.
>this happened to me when I was younger
>oh no, you were a victim! please cry about it
>why?
>so you can be emotional and vulnerable enough to manipulate into thinking the way I want you to
You can't expect someone to have a high enough level of maturity to separate past and present when all they've done is float through life and let it affect them, as conflicting ideals in situational contexts will break you down if you never thought about it before.
That's why "real men" don't cry. Not because they're tough, but because they know better. Not everyone knows better so ease off the criticism. Faggot.
Get a load of this guy who thinks crying is for pussies.
Doesn’t he specifically eat McDonalds?
>that post is almost 12 years old
Just like the posters in this site!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Someone post ''the reasons why Yea Forums is the worst board''
...
Am I retarded? Thanks.
I just wanted to see funny Yea Forums screencaps I didn't wanna think about this
I had this on VHS.... I poured milk all over it then threw it against a wall when I was like 2
in the wreck it ralph 2 verse this is almost certainly canon
Can anyone post the thread about user finding his girlfriend at an lcs/traditional games shop?
>CRINGEY AS FAHCK
in his voice desu
in their voices
This happened with the loli horse rape book cover that one user posted.
For some reason, the concept of Darkseid re-imagined as the gentle giant Stonehenge is my favourite part of that post too.
The only positive thing in this thread.
incredible, thank you
You could switch the sexes in that statement and it would be exactly as believable.
I was in that thread
does that make Steven the antichrist?
Well maybe, but aren't the Diamonds in Steven Universe huge assholes unless you have the murdercock?
that's awful man, ignore the edgy children probably never had a hard day in their life
Still funny as hell.
Also, holy shit the thread is still on the archive
desuarchive.org
So is this like denying the Holocaust, where you reject the possibility of child molestation existing outright, or is this specifically against anons on Yea Forums or this user in particular?
I need to know how old you are.
Because if you're older than 18 this world needs to die already.
That was so stupid and so many of the idiots thought it was brilliant. Gah.
the fact that blackfire got pregnant and gave birth to four alien sludges is probably the worst thing the teen titans franchise has ever done
fucking ace
Just for being this fucking edgy, have a goosh goosh.
youtube.com
I'm not even shocked any more. The internet has ruined me.
He got involved in a land war in Asia?
That's brutal. I'm so sorry
absolute perfection
i haven't clicked on this yet i'm scared i might like it
Daisy hate threads were glorious because they always derailed into Donald Cuck stories
>sent this to a friend in junior high
>his dad saw it and he got in trouble
>blamed me
I'm still not over that. Fuck you Charlie you were a dick.
The posts after go deeper.
>the day we had a /cox/ thread at the end of Lent.
considering that short where mickey has no shame whatsoever in crossdressing as his girlfriend, i think he's probably a freak youtube.com
That short is, and always will be, pure kino.
Why is it ok when Bugs does it but it's suddenly degeneracy when Mickey does?
because at least bugs was hot
>Donald tends to lean more towards being an anti-hero in that he doesn't have the traditional traits of a hero
He also tends to lean more towards being a duck in that he quacks and has feathers
people think of mickey as a sanitized mascot so they get surprised when he gets shown with distinctive character strengths
Relevant, but not totally appropriate.
Am I a normalfag for not being able to comprehend how stuff like this happens? As in, how they are made. Is the workplace casual or is it constantly super awkward? Are they all into it or do they just want the money? Who sees a job application for this sort of shit and goes "yeah seems alright" I am genuinely so curious
Most anime is drawn and animated by korean slaves so there is that.
The VA's are paid the most among the staff and the rest are there for the money as well i think.
Blessed
imagine having to draw this shit and getting paid one(1) koreabuck for it
Well this sure aged like fucking milk
>posts you can hear
It's best if you read it in Karloff's voice.
>SpidermanxCarol meme shipper shit
Like fragile, tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Yea Forums used to be one of the friendliest boards on Yea Forums. There are still a lot of helpful and knowledgeable people, but it seems a little less friendly here lately and it's harder to have discussions without trolling and people trying to sound edgy like they're on Yea Forums or /pol/.
Blessed GET.
Anything to excuse laziness I guess.
Imagine Mickey goddamn Mouse being your sexual awakening.
>Fusion hertz, don't it?
only periodically
Yea Forums is like one of the only boards i visit anymore because it's like people actually enjoy things here.
But again, remember, the Diamond Authority is full of fucking oppressive nutjobs
So Steven may be the Anti-Christ but the "God" in Sugar's story is evil, at least to us humans.
Not that I fucking care.
Any hero can be argued to be the anti-christ.
Stannis, Miki Sayaka, Kogami Shinya, Guts.
Anyone got that Donald Duck fucks his sister as a prank greentext?
>Guts as the antichrist
>When Griffith fits the archetype to a T
Also what did Sayaka for you to say that she could be the antichrist?
I see everyone is missing the more nuance of the joke
thanks for sharing that, that was a good read
>"love me time?"
Jesus fucking christ
>this thread is a testament to how we should split this boards.
FTFY.
Honestly, same.
I think that was the point.
The show is anti-religion in its essence.
oh but LOLI art of star butterfly who is 15 is banned but this is okay to link to when it's a toddler? im never coming back to this trashy site
and i WILL let the door hit my ass on the way out
Master Shake's pretty fucked up, in retrospect.
requesting Magneto vs Cap
alot of post are copies
couldve done without all the gay, but pretty damned believable.
I cant imagine how awful it would be to be a legitimate victim of something that is massively overblown, full of liars, false victims, therapists implanting false memories.. but for you it really happened. That's quite possible the worst imaginable scenario.
This guy has basically discovered western society has gotten the makeup shit backwards, and isn't quite sure how else to phrase it
well, they made it. despite my erections.
>of something that is massively overblown, full of liars, false victims, therapists implanting false memories.
That's false. It isn't. Most of the reports tend to b true. The lies are the outliers, not the rule.
>western society has gotten the makeup shit backwards
can you elaborate on this?
>mcfw
modern terminology a shit. you can speak properly or you can be understood.
Survivor is the right term, though. You know the risk of a sexually abused kid to be killed is not low, right ?
>modern terminology a shit
The ironing is delicious.
Does this actually need to be said?
user, not only is that adorable, it's pretty much universal behavior for mothers. At least in the eastern hemisphere. Doesn't hurt the kid, it's just a kiss on a body part that, for the next decade or so, is no different from any other body part. Anything else going on that might bother you is entirely inside of someone's mind, where it literally can't affect anyone or anything.
remember when the internet and pre-internet used to make dead baby jokes for giggles? how many it takes to paint a garage, etc? this is nothing
>Hey user, get in here
>what?
>It's your post! They screencapped your post, user! It's in a thread of kino posts!
>company wars
>nuanced
I don't care how clever the third poster thought he was, this is one of the biggest cancers currently infesting this board and whoever thought that worthy of screencapping should be ashamed of themselves.
how Kafka-esque.
Making a fuckton of good points here. There was a King of the Hill episode that put it really nicely about like, don't reopen a wound.. if it has a scab, that means it's healing.
Last time I checked though, men don't cry because we're not as good at dealing with our emotions. Kinda like another King of the Hill, where Minh explains to Connie how becoming a woman will affect her ability to feel things deeply. In my experience, when I cry, I fucking lose it. I'm ready to die. Because I'm not used to that kind of hormonal rush and it's overwhelming, because I'm a man and more emotionally stable/sane. Also why we're such babies when we get sick. women are getting sick when they get lightly damp.
uh huh.
males are supposed to be the ones putting on a visual display, to then be selected by females. this is universal animal law any time there's sexual dimorphism, even often showing up in blind animals.
the romosexuals kinda fucked shit up though
Glad you agree.
I think that rule of nature get subverted for societal animals.
In those case, it is not necessary any more to show off, as who the dominant male is is already quite clear. Then, it is up to the female to seduce the dominant male. The male don't need color to show off anymore, his status is enough.
You are pussies.
Read 'Jack'.
Not in social primates it isn't.
We have harems.
Men don't cry because noone likes crying men. It don't get you no pussy.
Nice
You do see the behaviour, but it's not physical traits it manifests as conspicuous consumption, a display of how much resources you have by showing how much you can waste on dumb shit like diamonds and gold chains.
There's no way in hell the nurse didn't do porn.
>Sorry Daisy I didn't see anything at all! Not a thing!
>N-not that you don't have anything!
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
Nah, fucker. I cry BECAUSE I know that even the "help" that could be potentially offered to me is most likely nothing more than just another manipulation.
>people rationalizing their fetish
Wow, user, you really are so special and smart for having a specific fetish. What other non-achievement will you find tomorrow to be irrationally proud of?
>trapfag cope
You're not disproving me.
Might be too late to the party, but dies anyone we have the "Dr Zoom" screenshot?
Before the Flash show aired, one retard was ranting about how the show will never ever use time travel.
this was true in humans up until victorian age
You haven't denied that you're a trapfag.
GOD.
DAMMIT.
CARLOS.
If I deny you will proceed to derail the conversation into the topic of trapfags further by insisting that I am.
Has there been any new episodes or is it on hiatus?
So is this shitty post () where channers circlejerk on how their chanboards of peace are the best because you can shitpost garbage and being an insecure coward about it.Post related is the Reddiest thing ever and it's about channer sucking their own dick on how awesome they are.Aint that ironic ?
Unironic cringe
50% of these screencaps are newfags capping themselves or other worthless posts because they're "wholesome".
That was terrible
Why is it so damn good?
Women are terrible shots user
Is there a screenshot version of that time when Dr. Strange came to bargain, the thread stayed up for days, and he continued bargaining even after imagelimit was reached?
>That Daredevil idea
I'd binge a what if mini about that
Top 10 Greatest Anime Plot Twists
I'm so glad I was part of that threads
>only female mass shooter killed nobody
>yfw feminist 'mass shootings' have been happening for decades we just haven't noticed because women cant shoot guns
Well Yea Forums is kinda the tumblr/reddifuge board. That's why most of these screencaps fucking suck