>"I cheat on my husband with a mentally-ill serial killer. I do it because I'm a flawed human being." Damn, Marvel characters truly are very relatable.
And this is Marvel's best wife, huh? I wonder what kind of shit the other Marvel wives are up to, then. Something very relatable, I'm sure.
>the everlasting and non-stopping promotion of promiscuity and infidelity
really makes you think if they have an agenda behind this.
Adrian Brooks
sue has never cheated on reed, she looks at eye candy like namor, because face it, everybody does, dude is walking around in a speedo half the time and has a swimmer's body. if michael phelps was walking down the street in his olympic suit every woman would stop dead in her tracks for miles
but she's never cheated on reed because reed can give a woman what no man on the planet can
And you took the time to make a collage thinking you would fool anyone, oh poor little Tommy
Bentley Sullivan
Sue has never cheated. Do you even read comics? She gets hit on by a conga line of exotic, super buff men that inevitably end up in contrived erotic situations with her, but never cheats.
Adrian Rivera
Based
Jonathan Watson
Reed revenge fucking Namor when
Justin Morris
Why do you hate Marvel so much Tommy? Who hurt you?
David Harris
The Byrne one is canon and it's no fake Sue, what the fuck?
>Reed doesn't fuck his wife as he'd rather be doing experiements >Is surprised she's gunna go to someone else to be sexually fulfilled Wowzers for one of Marvel's smartest men he can be pretty stupid sometimes
Kevin James
>user counter Oh no he is bumping his own thread that's so sad
>Sue Need to come up with fanart to make her unfaithful >Medusa You cannot read a modern comic with Medusa without some Black Bolt cuking.
Henry Jenkins
Reed using his powers during sex is totally cheating and its obvious he has no real sex drive. Fucking reed is like playing with an oversize novelty dildo. That's why Sue needs to go to real men like Namor and Black Panther occasionally. Reed's a great provider though.
Landon Thompson
who's the artist on this?
Zachary Torres
the sad thing is that he spammed two other threads together with this Always do that when DC releases their horrible solicits, i think in his mind he is "leveling the field", the poor autistic faggot.
When will the mod permaban this idiot? Are we really doomed to have this retard reject from leddit here still?
Literally dump Reed in order to jump into the cock carousel.
That's the reason Reed became this mega-incel known as the Leader that kick everybody's ass.
Dylan Adams
I'm sorry he became The Maker.
Oliver Bennett
Who's Tommy?
Easton Flores
Also known as Namorfag, a sad old twat that got kicked out of plebbit for bitching so he came here. Or something to that effect.
Xavier Jackson
>black man >swimming
Christopher Lewis
What said, only the depressing thing is that he apparently dates back even further, to 90s UseNet and Scott Shaw's old Oddball Comics forums.
Xavier Young
I liked these particularly obnoxious shitposters who get outed as middle-aged oddities from the early internet. Yea Forums's got that one assposting autist from Norway who people have traced back to early '00s gaming forums.
>Be ,r Quicksilver >Cuck Johnny Storm out of hot GF >Feel Smug >Wed her in front of Johnny >Marriage becomes hell >Realize Johnny planned this all along
John King
Waiting for the Trade has a nice running joke with Jewish Grandpa Magneto.
Comic books are largely propagated by jews, who steal from the stories of other cultures, from the greeks, to vikings, to the english and even from American folklore, and then they proceed to perverse the myths and legends of those cultures. Comics are degenerate propaganda.