>"I cheat on my husband with a mentally-ill serial killer. I do it because I'm a flawed human being."
Damn, Marvel characters truly are very relatable.
And this is Marvel's best wife, huh? I wonder what kind of shit the other Marvel wives are up to, then. Something very relatable, I'm sure.
Forgetting someone?
Neither of you faggots read Fantastic Four.
>the everlasting and non-stopping promotion of promiscuity and infidelity
really makes you think if they have an agenda behind this.
sue has never cheated on reed, she looks at eye candy like namor, because face it, everybody does, dude is walking around in a speedo half the time and has a swimmer's body. if michael phelps was walking down the street in his olympic suit every woman would stop dead in her tracks for miles
but she's never cheated on reed because reed can give a woman what no man on the planet can
Why would anyone?
It's a good comic
We sure did!
That is the look of a man who faked his own orgasm
not canon
>alternative universe
>fake Sue
>fanart
And you took the time to make a collage thinking you would fool anyone, oh poor little Tommy
Sue has never cheated. Do you even read comics? She gets hit on by a conga line of exotic, super buff men that inevitably end up in contrived erotic situations with her, but never cheats.
Based
Reed revenge fucking Namor when
Why do you hate Marvel so much Tommy? Who hurt you?
The Byrne one is canon and it's no fake Sue, what the fuck?
It just keeps on happening, man.
>Reed doesn't fuck his wife as he'd rather be doing experiements
>Is surprised she's gunna go to someone else to be sexually fulfilled
Wowzers for one of Marvel's smartest men he can be pretty stupid sometimes
>user counter
Oh no he is bumping his own thread that's so sad
Susan belongs to villains.
He's a pretty sad guy
based and DCpilled
>Sue
Need to come up with fanart to make her unfaithful
>Medusa
You cannot read a modern comic with Medusa without some Black Bolt cuking.
Reed using his powers during sex is totally cheating and its obvious he has no real sex drive. Fucking reed is like playing with an oversize novelty dildo. That's why Sue needs to go to real men like Namor and Black Panther occasionally. Reed's a great provider though.
who's the artist on this?
the sad thing is that he spammed two other threads together with this
Always do that when DC releases their horrible solicits, i think in his mind he is "leveling the field", the poor autistic faggot.
When will the mod permaban this idiot? Are we really doomed to have this retard reject from leddit here still?
Quicksilver and Crystal were the best marriage in terms of dysfunction! It kind of worked though since they were both so horrible to each other.
Ultimate Sue was even worse.
Quick rundown?
Literally dump Reed in order to jump into the cock carousel.
That's the reason Reed became this mega-incel known as the Leader that kick everybody's ass.
I'm sorry he became The Maker.
Who's Tommy?
Also known as Namorfag, a sad old twat that got kicked out of plebbit for bitching so he came here.
Or something to that effect.
>black man
>swimming
What said, only the depressing thing is that he apparently dates back even further, to 90s UseNet and Scott Shaw's old Oddball Comics forums.
I liked these particularly obnoxious shitposters who get outed as middle-aged oddities from the early internet. Yea Forums's got that one assposting autist from Norway who people have traced back to early '00s gaming forums.
Chip is a god send
Based Reed
Grandpa Magneto sounds pretty cool
Based.
I don't know, but you sound jealous as fuck.
Take that back whore
>Be ,r Quicksilver
>Cuck Johnny Storm out of hot GF
>Feel Smug
>Wed her in front of Johnny
>Marriage becomes hell
>Realize Johnny planned this all along
Waiting for the Trade has a nice running joke with Jewish Grandpa Magneto.
Comic books are largely propagated by jews, who steal from the stories of other cultures, from the greeks, to vikings, to the english and even from American folklore, and then they proceed to perverse the myths and legends of those cultures. Comics are degenerate propaganda.
Fuck off back to