What if these two ended up together instead of Max and Roxanne?

In A Goofy Movie, no. In the sequel yes.

Wait no this is the first movie, disregard my post I suck cocks.

He does the iconic Goofy holler when he climaxes.

Can somebody post the edit, please?

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He does the perfect cast in bed

>15
>implying she hasn't repeated a grade at least once or twice

that's fucked up but kind of hot

Edit?

She looks too much like a cheater!

>3.37 MB png

For what purpose?

So you're saying she looks like an average woman?

>Choosing Roxanne when you can have Sylvia Marpole

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>implying Goofy isn’t chad enough to have both

Im not turned on by any other furry stuff, so I have a question. Why does Goof Troop make me so fucking horny?

Because the Goof Troop/Goofy Movie girls are just humans with big black circles for noses, so it's about as "furry" as anime catgirls?

max would be a hyuck cuck for a while until he gets sick of it after the thot gets pregnant and leaves her to be a single mother.

You are mah nigga

like father, like son.
max would have the dick to put that slut in her place.

Based

because fuck you

That isn't Max...

>choosing old meat over fresh meat

good taste

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Mature meat has more meat to spare.

>calling women meat in general
I mean, you're allowed to have shit taste, but having no taste at all doesn't fucking count. Also, come back when you're 25+ and realize that dating women a lot younger than you is a fucking chore. They all are money hungry, obsessed with social media, and are prone to blaming their problems on undiagnosed mental problems. They're still children and it's awful.

>inb4 not date, just fuck
No. I enjoy sex as much as the next guy, but I need more than a high maintenance bitch. Besides, the last 19yo I dated didn't remember 9/11 because she was too young, and I was immediately creeped out by how distant we were in intellectual and emotional development. Ended it about a week afterward.

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Men and women objectify each other, welcome to planet Earth.

No shit. You missed my point because you're a retarded child.

And you're a rude cunt.

A mirror. Find one. kek

She's criminally underrated.

lol u mad fag

Goofy would of stolen her because he is alpha as fuck

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I would really like a PG 16 movie about young mom/dad problems and drugs but starring max

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why do those guys in the background have the exact same retarded face

Max see her in Nogged video a couple of years later.

kek

Relationship would have lasted about as long but with a lot more sexual experience for college.

His father left her in carnal ruin.
The meat analogy still works, since retired dairy cows are considered on par with high grade stuff.

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Yes. Roxanne likes to watch.

His statement works either way.

Someone got the blu-ray yet? Did Disney shit up the quality with it or is it actually worth getting?

I bet you drink wine out of a box rather than finding a nice vintage. Pleb.

being alive longer doesn't make you more intellectually and emotionally mature
I'm not saying that you're wrong or that you misjudged her emotional/intellectual maturity, but her not being alive for a specific event doesn't mean she's necessarily intellectually and/or emotionally undeveloped or less developed than you

I bet you suck dicks

I bet you suck dicks out of a box rather than finding a nice vintage.

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she's too good for the goofy universe

So considering how old this movie is, wouldn't she be milf tier today?

in my headcanon, max and PJ and roxanne are officially and forever gen-x. so they're like in their 40s now.

People still wouldn’t have cared about Max’s personal life.

>tfw Max actually said "bastard" and "mentally retarded" in After Today in the french dub of the movie.

>>being alive longer doesn't make you more intellectually and emotionally mature

Literally how does it fucking not? do you think you can just be born with a fully formed fully trained brain that can handle situations and react in appropriate manner to everything?

Being older doesn't mean being more mature but being younger automatically DOES mean being less mature. Your brain literally changes it's structure and chemical reactions at several points in your adult life, not just as soon as you finish puberty.

>Being older doesn't mean being more mature but being younger automatically DOES mean being less mature.

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Wait is this real

yes

IIRC there is an edit of the clip where she appears and she shows her tits.

Disney will never have a gal dressed like that ever again.

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Considering Twice Upon a christmas didn't have her, does it mean that she and Goofy weren't meant to be?

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This slut was sucking face with Chad just a few hours prior. Occasional booty call at best, not that there's anything wrong with that. If Max tried to gf her, he'd be on the road to being an actual, factual cuckold.

Then your fanfiction would finally be canon.

nice

Nice

More fun and exciting than being with Roxanne, and that's what Life's all about

Disney keep deleting the goofy family relationships out of existence. What do you think happened to Max's mom? She just poofed out one day.

>"Goofy, my love, I don't feel so good..."
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Goofy accidentally killed her during sex

Yes to both of you.

What a pimp.

Nice.

Nice

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Max’s mom was part of the darkness. So Goofy had to destroy her.

>0 results

Nice

Wait was she a heartless ? Does that mean that there is a Nobody of her running around somewhere ?

Nah, he should get with Peg.

fluffy why you gotta taunt us
and where is the main gallery these days

MAYBE?

The Nobody is Sylvia, it's why Goofy fell so hard for her. She grew a new heart and began a new life as a librarian knowing Max would one day have to go to college and she'd eventually meet his dad and fall in love all over again.

That's not Fluffy. That's LMSketch. You can tell by the fingers.

How is it that people don't recognize legomans work right away? There is a general over at /aco/ if you want to see

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>Man of Lego

Nice

Haven't read much Ben Franklin, have you?

Noice

Noice.

N1CE

>try to fap to PJ's qt beatnik gf
>intrusive thoughts of her squashed beneath his landwhale ass grunting and thrusting like a damn hippo

It's Peg and Pete all over again. How do these fat fucks do it?

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it's all about that girth

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Why spend five minutes out of such a short film on a scene introducing a character who is never even given a name?

I have to think in one version of the story she was Max's love interest.

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yeah but it all that cholesterol would make him impotent

nice.

That's what Viagra is for.

Viagra is a meme pushed by shitty urologists.

Explain

>general for blank pictures

Warming up for caturday, will take a request.

Peg showing Lisa how to really fuck like a mature woman

I tried it once for dick numbness and a deflated head, shit is just a placebo for those lazy faggots to get you out of their office. Just do kegel exercises, shit works like a dream.

>deflated head
nani the fuck

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I have a venous leak or something, the head doesn't swell up when I get a boner unless I hold down the vein that runs along the upper side of my dong.

Anything with Lisa

youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

The reason viagra didn't work is because of your leak and needing to fix it. Viagra is still a mix of stimulant and blood thinner that helps erections bud.

Tell that to my dickbag urologist. Either way the leak doesn't affect the shaft, and viagra didn't make that any harder while kegels did.

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a, e, f where's roxanne's nerdy friend?

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Nice

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HA HA YOU HAVE A BROKEN DICK

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is Peg a spaniel?

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Someone should make a proper roll of the goofy girls

it always bothered me that there were no women in those old Goofy "educational film" parodies from the 50s and 60s that took place on a planet of Goofy clones. In the 2007 one where he buys an HDTV you can see one Goofy in a blonde wig at the department store though.

Except Max already had two boyfriends.

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Are you just going around board to board posting this exact fucking image and being autistic simultaneously?

because crossdressing goofys are funnier

i don't know but I've seen the "your dad fucks" panel in like a hundred threads this week. example and i've been sprinkling Oswald all over the place because it looks like we're not ready for another proper Oswald thread yet.

ordinarily i'd say don't worry but yeah that cat pic is ugly pls stop.

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Why is this disgusting?

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>We've tried nothing and we're already out of ideas

I'm not even a furry but Sylvia is so fucking hot

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I have some bad news user.

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Pls no

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Wish I could remember the editor who did this.

How did they get away with this

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absolute thot

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I think you're missing someone important bruh

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>no Sylvia
>no Peg
Shit taste

how do i browse this thread without becoming a fur

This makes me feel older than the movie itself does.

you don't

It's already too late for you, my friend.

AdamantP

working on it

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afk forever

nice

bet he is
he's an autist seeking to stir up debate over trivial shit just to get (You)s

She's a cat.

how about D-cup soldier?

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>No Pistol

AY YO STACY

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Nice

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What's truly impressive there is that the hand movement isn't even in the original.

Is that the only other cat we see in the series outside of Pete, Peg, and their kids?

no

TALK TO ME
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K

T A L K T O M E BAYBEEEEEEEEEE
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But, she is a cat.

The Petes are a family of cats that own a dog. The Goofs are a family of dogs that own a cat.

C and P(eg)

Do you have a twitter page?

I like my dogs AKC

i like how friendly G looks, like could be Minnie Mouse's cousin or something.

didn't max end up with mona in the sequel.

E. She was my first furry crush.

For his last appearance, yes. Once they decide to reintroduce him, they'll probably make him a teen again.

Also, rumor has it Mona was actually supposed to be Roxanne. However, they couldn't replicate her hair at the time. So, they made a new character.

Why not just have Roxanne with different hair? Why would that be a big deal?

Maybe she wouldn't be recognizable without it? Like I said, it was just a rumor.

an edit?

I hope max and Roxanne is end game.

Nope. That's an actual scene. This was back when showing baby butts was seen as cute and something to be sexualized.

People can be such pervs.

C looks like a younger Sylvia

>Roxanne
Is it sacrilegious to think of her as kind of nothing character? Because even for lewd purposes only, the other characters are inherently better, meaning that they have more to them in -canon, that nothing at all. Porn artists had to make shit up for Roxanne when drawing lewds. Which I also like, don't get me wrong. Even design wise, she's bland.

The film isn't about her so her lacking in substance makes sense. The audience only needs to understand that she's Max's first love.

Always had a thing for K

Isn't the saying "men age like wine, while women age like milk?".

Who's saying that? Looks like a shit saying.

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A, E, and K. It's not even close.

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>it'sgoofytime.jpg

Well at least they went with the beatnik/hipster girl as a trope instead of the played-out edgy gawth-gurl cliche

I actually dated a girl who looked like an IRL Roxanne (sans the black dog nose of-course). She was latina so I have a theory that Roxy could be Hispanic herself

>I actually dated a girl who looked like an IRL Roxanne (sans the black dog nose of-course). She was latina so I have a theory that Roxy could be Hispanic herself
I dunno, Roxanne's dad looks like standard white trash, though I guess it's possible her mom is/was Hispanic

At the time America was going through a big obsession with Irish heritage to the point that people that didn't actually know their ancestry were filling out "Irish" on census forms. She's meant to be a representation of the 80s - early 90s Irish redhead girl next door ideal.

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Vann stop hiding

did you ever finish that peg picture from mothers day?

OHNONONO *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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i've never seen Goof Troop or any of the Goofy Movies. and yet i don't feel i'm missing out on anything in these threads.

Roxanne really is just a walking MacGuffin, isn't she? does she have any agency in any of these things?

i mean, the Rescue Rangers CGI movie gave us a bunch of Gadget threads, And granted most of us are just posting pictures of her in various outfits, but she did do things, she had a personality, she had a job on the show other than love interest. Meanwhile, I don't think I've seen a screenshot of Roxanne with more than two facial expressions.

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Too bad. Disney doesnt count Max as canon.

No, mango has taught me that gyaru are actually incredibly loyal and pure.

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LMAO your dumb ass hasn't even seen anything relating to the show or movies and you're trying to act like you know what you're talking about? The fuck possessed you to be such a brazen nigga? Like damnnnnnnn

>Rescue Rangers CGI movie
The what

Nice

It got announced a while ago but there hasn't been any movement. Not even a teaser trailer.

That's a dumb saying, there are plenty of MILFs and fugly older men out there.

Everyone has a Twitter page.

sauce on this comic, i can't believe this shit is real

i don't get it, this should be hot, why is this so fucking disgusting, why is the fucking dog nose hotter

Who came up with that saying? I've heard my mom say it.

it's not a real comic, it's a commissioned panel.

Considering that they cast Roxanne's voice actress for that role and she wasn't a regular for Disney, it seems pretty likely that was the intention going in.

wrong

She's supposed to show how Pj's grown out of being under his dad's shadow and him having an Oedipus Complex.

fat ass needs to jog more than to the snack bar

For me, it’s A C

Nice

Does she have any fanart?

Me on the far right