Ducktales

>TFW this entire show is insane obsessions characters have with other characters

Well, better than having her meet Daisy+her nieces

That the feminist agenda is coming for you, yes, you specifically, OP, in order to round you up for their insemination camps to be milked endlessly for years until your biological purpose has been fulfilled and you are unceremoniously executed for being the disgusting Y chromosome pig that you are.

>gay duck porn
Excuse me.

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I love the lesson of defeating jealousy, the three of them can be together beautifully!

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>Lena Violet and Webby become the female 3 Caballeros
I'd watch it.

She sounds so insincere but she's really trying with her actions
I just hope they end up explaining just how powerful this friendship magic really is beyond showing this shit

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Is that bird supposed to be black? Did they find a way to make a bird black without being black?

who knows? She's a violet sabrewing, they seem to be found in southern Mexico and Central America.

Now all the males have a female equivalent for shipping.

they'll do this type of shit with all the franchises they bring back through nostalgia.

Forget the past, kill it if you have to.

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interracial, age gap and vanilla

so... Donald and Della? Donella? I'm fine with that

>What did the show runners mean by that?
They approve of Lena Dunham raping her sister and obviously shoving pebbles up inside Webby's vagina

They're 10 years old

And it looks like Violet had trouble making friends before this, not surprising she would imprint on the first real friend she's ever had

She (according to her story) just got the biggest shock of her life when shadows came to life and almost wrecked her shit. So add the emotional vulnerability for extra moe

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I thought dogs were the black people of duck world

possibly the first friend she ever had

Isn't this generic Disney world? Does they mean Goofy is black?.... I can actually see it. What with good troop and such.

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Why hasn't Daisy appeared in this show?
Too traditional?

Donald has got a different love interest

Girly female character BAD

Female characters are not for love interest

Based and Dellapilled

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To be fair just about every character is a loner or isolated from society in some regard

>wanting Daisy
Saw a post in another thread that actually made a good case for her in DT by teaching Donald it's ok to take time for yourself and not be a doormat.

>start making lesbian duck porn you sick fucks!
>they already were, sir.
>well, now they'll make more!

Because Daisy is worst girl, and Donald's life is always better without her in it.

she wants Donalds eggs

>bird's natural habitat (southern Mexico)
She's a grackle?

Violet saberwing, type of hummingbird.

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>Implying Della isn't going to cuck Donald because brownie points, leaving Donald completely alone in the world
>Della took his family's love
>Della tool the nephews he spent years raising
>Now Della take his girlfriend

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>leaves Donald with Jose, Panchito, and April
Sounds good to me

This version of Daisy didn't want deal with the baggage of dating a single dad with three kids.

I am cool with it outside of Donald.
The triplets are annoying as shit and I rather like Lena and nu-Webby.

Show will be back in september

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Beaks has a nephew?

They meant this.

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I can't believe that Louie is dating Goldie

louie did call her up to learn how to become more like her, Goldie is probably just doing it just to annoy scrooge.

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No video yet but people are posting promo screenshots

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>Now all the males have a female equivalent for shipping.

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guess webby finally gets to eat a hamburger.

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I really don't know what's going on with that Donald. Is he on a fast ship? Is Clockwork Orange stuff going on? Is it literally nothing but him giving an expression?

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I think he's on a gold moonlander rocket ship.

I guess they do go to school

>Webby's friends will actually become recurring characters
Just when the show was getting good

might be a robot

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>Now we have to balance fucking 6 of them
They are the only reason the show exists but at the same time they are the weakest part

Too shit.
I know what post you’re talking about, but lets be realisitic here. Do you really think that the writers of Nu-Ducktales would have that kind of vision, and not go for the easy routes of either copying her personality verbatim, or making a practical OC with her name?

They won't show up in every episode

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here's the promo

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>huey had gizmoduck as his main hero
>Dewey will have dsrkwing
Who is Louie gonna get to be his personal superhero

How many characters the show has to balance can we say that for
We already had like 4 straight episodes without Donald

Papernik Donald just snaps and starts moonlighting as a thief for petty revenge.

He’s too obsessed with money/treasure to care.

Ugh.

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Goldie duh

look if you don't want to watch porn about ducks, this might not be the right show for you.

Super bright and shiny colors make me think this is some kind of a kiddy storytime sequence

Dewey didn’t really care about Darkwing, if anything he’s gonna try to learn how to be a better adventurer from his mother while Della learns how be a mother.

What porn?

The writers admitted to not knowing what to do with her

Except if they're taking the lead and make fun of the other part, judging for Scrooge & Goldie and Fenton & Gandra De. It'll be the same if Gladstone ever meet Magica or Darkwing meet Morgana.

Will Lena actually live in the mansion now?

I give props to them for admitting it
Literally no one has ever known what to do with Daisy

A three month-long hiatus? Alright, I can handle it.

That's the sad price that comes with designing characters who's sole purpose is being a love interest

The important question is when are we getting Dickie Duck?

Were else is she gonna live? She was homeless before, and Scrooge did offer her a spot in the family if she helped him.

>create "female triplets" dynamic
Now we have a workable underage orgy

With her Being Goldie’s Granddaughter that might make things a little awkward.

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I mean it could still be true, be a nice plot.

>a 15 year old girl
>living in a house with three unrelated boys on the cusp of puberty
Not the best idea.

Plus, no overprotective Donald to keep everyone out of trouble.

I thought the Darkwing episode was pretty good.

Well, Della's there, but she'd probably encourage them to experience that adventure.

>Implying he’d even be able to keep himself out of trouble with Della around

I liked the fanservice and nostalgia so far, but I hope they don't go overboard with the references to earlier stuff.

>Unrelated
B-but Scrooge handed her a "you're in my family" card!

Maybe some type of magical shenanigans?

#dontcucktheduck

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The same can be said for pretty much every main character, to the point where it’s getting hard to tell who even are the main characters anymore. The Triplets becoming less the center of attention was a blessing for season 2, but if that new time is going to have to be doled out between even more new characters the show is going to become even more of a clusterfuck. There’s far too many cooks in this kitchen of a show.

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Goldie

It appears they are on a dream (slumber party implied at the beginning) with each of them showing us what they want

If it’s another sleepover then there’s probably magic involved somehow.

Who goes with who?

They should remake the old Dustin Hoffman movie Tootsie, but have a woman in the . . . oh.

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At least this time he has the good sense not have them bunk together.

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