ITT: Episodes where you could tell the writers dont know what the fuck they are talking about

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inb4 the cat episode

The cat episode

Any soccer episode in anything

Obligatory OK KO gun episode

I think KotH's was pretty accurate though. It IS a sport for European ladies.

Redpill me on the cat episode.

Well I mean, technically this statement is correct. 'Cowboys' we're just ranchers who drove either cattle or other goods via horse back

They get cat as part of a program where you can look after a veteran's pet. The cost is the meanest animal to ever live and terrorizes the family.
When it's finally time to give the cat back, Hank takes it to a vet so they can sign a form saying the Hills kept it in excellent health, but the guy running the vet bleeds Hank dry for a whole bunch of useless shit, saying he can't sign off knowing there's still more expensive shit they can do for the cat

In the episode Hank said it was invented by Mexican Women by kicking a ball of laundry around.

what's wrong with this episode?

The average trucker actually has very little freedom and generally deals with bullshit requirements, like trucks being GPS tagged so you can't go off the predetermined route, or having to make a delivery in a bullshit short timeframe that requires you to either speed or not sleep

Not OP, so I don't know what he thinks, but my dad's been a trucker for almost 20 years, and he doesn't like it much.
He hated being gone for 6-7 days at a time, but did it to support our family

Probably the way it romanticizes trucking. Made it seem like they've never even met a trucker. It's not a good job and frankly truckers aren't often good people.

god that episode was terrible

There’s a daredevil vs punisher book that involves a man being sent to Texas in order to be executed, even though he was tried in NYC, where there’s no death penalty. The man who wrote this book used to be a lawyer, I felt like I was having an manic episode when I remembered that.

I swear I remember an episode of Scooby-Doo that said ww2 ended in the 20’s

Anything that says Komodo dragons kill using the bacteria in their mouths (it’s blood loss, actually)

Also, not Yea Forums, but literally every Star Trek episode to involve evolution, but fuck The Chase in particular.

Truckers are drug-addicted rapists.

They get to bang lot lizards at gas stops though, and most of them are on drugs.

was that a thing back when this episode was written?
i think that in hanks mind working for 6-7 days is an impressive thing that deserves respect. he sees that as a manly thing, toughing out hardships to provide for your family. and it's not like hank is shown to be some kind of expert on trucking, he doesn't seem to have much of an understanding of it and just wants to LARP as a trucker. and i don't remember, but doesn't he meet some truckers who call him out and make fun of him during the episode?

Vets are jews though.

calling them cowboys is a little much
but a lot of people have a weird respect for truckers
so naturally hank has respect for both cowboys and truckers and thus he'd compare them

For the time not much, and to some extent Own-Ops do make their own rules. Government regulation killed the double booking 18 hours a drive, in my opinion for the better, they still make all their own decisions and basically have their entire livelihood sitting under them at all times. While I don't think I've ever in my life seen a trucker's only at a truck stop and the only truck stop with that much tourist legs in it probably is I-80 world's largest. And the backwards down a mountain thing is possible I like the joke when they're forced off the highway to a 14' bridge, on an exit you can drive back on to the highway from. It's like a nice double whammy fuck up that's accurate for green OTR drivers. I had a buddy once call state police over a 14'6 bridge he thought he couldn't get under two days after he got his class A. As a side note, does Texas class C really cover tractor trailers? I always thought that was odd if it didn't how did Hank rent a damn semi?

Fuck you OP. Hank buying an 18 wheeler just to haul a small assortment of furniture to his mom all the way in Arizona felt like a return to form of what made King of the Hill great originally

I wanted more shit like that and less shit involving this show trying to be "hip" with the times the way Simpsons and Family Guy were doing. King of the Hill should have honestly stayed in a bubble and just be a relic of its time hence why Season's 9-13 are fucking unwatchable

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Komodos have a venom in their saliva which expedites the blood loss too.

But cats are evil and fuckin' useless. It's like having another female around. Get a dog, they're better.

I deal with truckers at my job. I feel bad for them sometimes because they'll show me their schedule and it's fucking bonkers. Local drivers seem to have a good time though. I remember one drivet driving from Missouri to California to transfer two pallets and was rightfully pissed.

>another
Good one.

I think it's the same as police. I personally hate fucking truckers, and I am one, but some of my best friends are truckers. The loudest brashest assholes will always let you know they're a trucker, and they're usually shitty ones. While the guys who do their job, follow regulations, don't act up, they go un-noticed.

I mean, it's not like being a cowboy was a great time either. How much freedom did they really have? You can't fuck around with with someone as valuable as cattle.
I think the comparison just exists because the jobs are pulling arduous journeys without luxury to make sure important products are delivered.

>with with someone
wow I had an aneurysm, with something*

I thought the point of this statement was that Hank was romanticizing cowboys too much

I think that was the original intent, but later in the episode the other truckers help Hank out by convoying with him and show that Hank's initial interpretation of truckers was correct

By speed you mean crystal meth? Here in mexico everyone knows truckers use it so they can meet their deadlines

Dogs are like spoiled children who constantly beg for your attention. Cats are like quiet roommates that won't bother you if you don't bother them.

I meant the speed limit but that happens sometimes too

He means break the speed limit, but they are also known for abusing stimulants.

My cat is like that 90% of the time. But the other 10% she is either crawling into my arms demanding I hug her, or screaming because she’s bored and she wants me to pay attention to her.

God I love my cat.

That cat had every right to be as much of a dick as he was to the Hills. They didn’t even fucking try to learn what cats are like and were pissed at him for not being a dog the minute they saw him.

the ep where bobby told white supremacist jokes as a result of meeting a black comedian

The topic describes almost every episode of most television shows ever.

They did address this in that one episode where Strickland Propane goes under new management. The new boss puts a GPS in all trucks and basically tries making their lives hell, so they go on strike. He says "I'll find new truckers, jerks" and then they point out that he needs one with hazmat certification. It was funny.

>was that a thing back when this episode was written?
It was even worse then.

fucking lel

I didn't I really get that message out of it as much as they were letting him play pretend for a bit. Like that weird kid that wants to be a garbage man when he grows up.

Same, user. Same.

It was actually a mile tracker, which served roughly the same purpose.

Are you autistic? In the Halloween episode he also has half the neighborhood rally behind him in a completely unrealistic way, too. In the election episode, a cop takes time away from his schedule to drive somebody to the voting polls with his sirens on because they haven't voted yet. It's a comedy.

Speaking as someone who owned a few cats, they can be pretty troublesome to handle, shitting wherever they feel like, making messes, getting in the way... Still, it felt like Duke was just shy of killing one of them the way the writers did things

I’m sure you were probably doing your best as a cat owner, but there’s something wrong with a cat if they just go around shitting wherever and make a ton of messes.

>The first ManBearPig episode of South Park, so much so that the new one is essentially an apology for putting it out
>That one episode of Family Guy where Brian turns the Griffin's home, to three minors, into a hothouse of weed, and then blames bad press from the lumber industry for marijuana outlaw
>A great episode, but that one episode of Gravity Falls where Dipper and Mabel unearth a hidden president, and everyone completely ignores the constitutional crisis that presents I kid of course
>Every episode of S2 Korra, especially the ones where Korra keeps sparing the Unalaq the theocratic dictator "for the greater good", or "because there's no point", despite the fact Korra literally iced a guy in the first episode, probably lethally
>seriously, every episode bar the wan episodes has something seriously wrong with it in that season

I'm sure there was one in SU that pissed me off, but I liked the one where everyone though Steven was crazy for seeing the orb bots because they came around, so I can't think of what it was.

KoTH seems to hate anyone who owns something other than a dog as a pet.

Didn't they also make fun of small shitty dogs once though?

Did he just not feel very useful driving around only two pallets, or did he get paid less or something?

Wasn’t there one where there was an iguana?

Don't forget the Python episode

What? No he didn't. He said it was invented by European women to keep themselves busy while their husbands did the cooking. Hell, I'll look it up for you:
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I just can't fathom how the fuck that episode happened

>and then blames bad press from the lumber industry for marijuana outlaw
that is basically what happened, look up William Randolph Hearst

Good. Cats are assholes.

weren't they pricks in the episode for the most part?

My point that he's acting like weed smoker's reputation as irresponsible fools who get high at the most inappropriate times or places is entirely false, despite the fact he couldn't take a damn smoke outside, rather in a house with kids in it.

Take whatever drug you want, just keep it's side effects to yourself.

Was this the one where they find a loophole with the CDL Haz requirement and just tow the tanker trucks instead of driving them? Something about that always irked me.

Fucking what?

>LENOOOOOORE

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It's baaaaad my nigga. Gun control advocation in a world where people randomly have superpowers or build their own city destroying weapons, and indeed the heroes WORK at a store that SELLS these very kinds of weapons using the stupidest fucking gun analog I've seen in eons: buttons that zap people and turn them into walking talking skeletons

Watch it if you dare

trucking is often romanticized. yeah, it's probably not that great of a job, but i can understand the admiration

>I think it's the same as police
I'm actually a bit surprised that KOtH never romanticized police and mostly portrayed them as corrupt and/or incompetent.

stop making those of us who prefer dogs look bad. i love both cats and dogs

peggy has a rocking body. too bad she's so hated because i'd love more quality porn of her

boomhaur is a texas ranger.

I think conservatives worshipping police is a fairly recent thing.

Yeah but that wasn't revealed until the final episode. I honestly doubt they had that in mind throughout the series.

My interpretation was that he only recently got the job when they showed the badge. I think early in the series they established that he was living off of workman's comp.

There's always been a subset that respects the police and thinks they can do no wrong but yeah, I think Judge would've grown up in a time when pretty much everyone saw them as useless killjoys who have nothing better to do than throw their weight around but are mysteriously absent when it actually comes time to do their job.

It's honestly more of a class thing than a political thing.

>Hank's boss lowjacks the propane trucks
>Trucker union strikes
>The business is going to collapse
Good
>Hank and the gang scab drive
Booo
>They don't have Dangerous Goods or large truck qualifications
>They tow the propane trucks with tow trucks as a loophole
Retarded, illegal and dangerous

>strikes
They all quit not go on strike.

Who did they ever really romanticize though? The closest I can think of is Peggy's dad and even then I feel like there was a strong implication he was just a senile crazy guy that Hank saw as some poetic cowboy simply because he was a cowboy. Oh the small farm owners who were really committed to raising high quality produce and livestock until the hippies funding them threw them under the bus because Hank taught them about capitalism.

I guess they romanticize the whole "wholesome small town" thing. It was endearing in "Hank's Cowboy Movie" but I think it went a little far in "Harlottown."

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Trucking was closer to those romanticized tales 30-40 years ago. CB radio community, road-side diners, helping others in need, all that trucker culture stuff. It wasn't until the 80s when DOT regulation and cooperate beancounting made the job a nightmare.

It's in character for Hank Hill to be unaware of things changing.

>he couldn't take a damn smoke outside,
Yeah no shit, their next door neighbor's a cop who has nothing better to do, smoking in the front of back yards would practically guarantee he'd be arrested, and then you'd still say "Ha stupid stoners".

I haven't watched that episode in years, but did he smoke in the same room as the kids? Cuz if not, then fuck it, who cares? The worst consequence of smoking inside is the stink lingers, you're not gonna fuckin' get a contact high from LIVING IN A 2-STORY HOUSE with a stoner.

I love KOTH but as someone who was born and raised in Montana, the arch where they went back fucking pissed me off to no end, or anything they would talk about it or mention it. It was just wrong.

I believe it was meant to be a spoof of old "special episodes" in cartoons, but it wasn't very well executed.

>any amount of KotH being unwatchable
ok buddy, sure

>spoof
That shit was meant to be taken completely straight, user. Never underestimate the idiocy of the grabbers.

>but fuck The Chase in particular.

>not Threshold
>not Dear Doctor

>Tesla Will kill truckers
What will they work on?

Cats are for lazy people, never trust a grown man that just owns a cat.

He's exaggerating but the show did have a peak and fall from that. It never got necessarily bad the way The Simpsons or Family Guy did, but it did kind of lose its soul and become something else.

Fuck you. Cats are for people that want an animal that's able to take care of itself and will still curl up on your gut as you shitpost on 4chins.

Komodo dragons have legit venom.

Hey fuck you, my cats do a mighty fine job keeping the gopher population down, along with pretty much every other species, in my neighborhood.

user, if you cat is shitty just willy nilly there's probably something wrong with them and you should probably take them to a vet.

And dogs are for assholes that want to make their neighbor's lives a living hell by leaving them outside 24/7.

ranchers were the land owners. cowboys were hired hands, normally poorly paid near-vagrants who did it for one to two years, then bought farms afterwards. vaqueros were mexican ranch hands who were seen as skilled labor, akin to a ranch foreman, but an entire team of them. charros were european/mexican horsemen akin to vaqueros, who also acted as the private cavalry of spanish fuedalism, which became the mexican hacienda system.

cowboys still exist, and are still often semi-vagrants with criminal records, as are many short and long haul truckers.

Everyone working on the cartoon being part of the same California ideological echo chamber. Not even trying to be /pol/, when media is made by people in the same area educated at the same place with the same worldview, and an attitude where anyone who speaks up to dissent is shunned, you're going to get content that's almost comically out of touch with the rest of the world.

I'm not american and not really pro-gun but the allegory in this episode made absolutely no sense.

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KOTH was essentially American-surrealism... of whatever the word is for really high quality satire. It poked fun at Americans by being as American as possible, and as robotically human as possible. Like how conservatives don't give a fuck about soldiers unless they are actively overseas in a combat zone, preferablly within 4 minutes of shooting a brown person. Any other time, and for all veterans, conservatives don't give a fuck. They don't care about the people, they just have a uniform fetish.

american cowboys had as much freedom as any other victorian era worker - none. Ranches did supply food and housing, which meant bacon, beans and tortillas without change, ever. The bacon of the time is what we would call 'salt jowl' today. It was just water packed pork, and it was not all-you-could-eat. Cowboys often when foraging for wild shit, or hunted with the land owners permission, but the guns had to be let out with permission. Ranches were some of the first gun-free zones. The housing was normally a cot in a shared bunkhouse. No privacy. You dressed, slept, relaxed in full view of everyone. Basically no one cowboyed for more than 2 years. The hollywood cowboy is a total myth, as is the grizzled old cook, and the wise mature foreman. Very few of these guys were over 25, and most were saving money to buy farm alottments near towns. They horse they rode was normally ranch property, with the worker owning their clothes, and maybe their saddle, but not the padding. (padding is necessary because a saddle is fitted to a horse. no one-size fits all)

The mexican vaquero and argentine gancho was different in that they were seen as skilled labor in their own markets, and were paid hired wages. Due to the haccienda system, good wages, and early socialist movements in mexico that helped form a few local unions, they might spend their entire lives working on the same ranch. They normally owned their own equipment and horse(s). shit's fascinating.

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The Trans Fat episode always bugged me because there are plenty of oils that don't contain trans fats but the show equated trans fats with anything remotely unhealthy.

In all honesty, who among us wouldn't want to just be a skeleton in the first place? The whole metaphor falls flat on its face because skeletons are just outright superior to bumbling flesh-whacks.

i seriously had to reread that. i though they were into erotic hiking with sexy backpacks.

the whole thing felt like it was written by some clown who has no idea that there are more laws regarding gun safety/ownership than "you must be of legal age to own a gun".

Yes him and Bobby stop at a diner that had a truckers only counter and they shat on him for only acting like a big trucker when all he isn't doing it for a living and just doing the job of a moving van.
They praise him later when he was able to maneuver the truck past a narrow uphill wind and handle the situation like a seasoned vet.

there are truckers like that, some truckers are just bitter ass holes who hate line drivers who fuck things up. Trust me i met some fucking retarded truckers.

Yes it was that one, and the only reason they didn't get fucked over it was because IIRC the entire city was going to lose a lot of money if they couldn't somehow get propane out.

Back in my day we used midgets.

>shitting wherever they feel like
Like the other anons say, that does seem concerning considering how easy it is to litterbox train cats.

>California
>made by people in the same area educated at the same place with the same worldview
Ian grew up in Maryland and went to college in New York City

>he wants a braindead slave animal like a dog instead of a self-sustaining intelligent companion like a cat
Must suck being akin to a plantation owner.

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to be fair to the truckers, they hadn't eaten in like 16 hours, and Hank wouldn't leave them the hell alone. He kept asking childish questions, and was being inconsiderate. The only major asshole was the burping fat trucker who was gatekeeping.

Absolute hogwash. It feels like parody to anyone with a brain but they were completely serious

The Sugarfoots scene in the beginning makes me cringe more every time I watch it. The smug coastal liberal caricatures were so over the top it might as well been from an "I AM SILLY" webcomic.

>>That one episode of Family Guy where Brian turns the Griffin's home, to three minors, into a hothouse of weed, and then blames bad press from the lumber industry for marijuana outlaw
"AND THAT'S WHY WEED IS BAAAAAAD" was funny. That's about it.

literally lol. nobody died or anything, so it's not like the remotes were really protecting anyone, some nigga could throw his femur at you.
also the "call your local congressman" bullshit.
yeah like some kid in dixie knows shit about calling up his congressman, let alone, getting him to outlaw guns.

>Are you autistic?

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>being akin to a plantation owner
>implying that's a bad thing
based cat-tard

>vets bleeding people dry
sounds about right. not saying all vets are bad or will dick you over but there are definitely some shitty ones out there.

>They praise him later
Were the ones who praised him really the same ones who shat on him earlier in the episode? I could have sworn Hank came across two different groups.

Yeah it was two different groups

I posted this a few days ago
they did absolutely nothing to reinvigorate the soil. They just plopped some sunflowers in it and completely gave up when it didn't work out, insisting it was never gonna be better, to push a hamhanded message that sometimes there are things you can't fix
But they still managed to redeem a genocidal space dictator because escapism.

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I'm anti-gun but this was insanely bad.

I think the big problem is they were doing a "very special episode" parody, but they were doing it about an issue they are actually passionate about. It'd be comparable to going "hahaha aren't drug PSAs silly? but seriously don't do drugs, i fucking mean it don't".

I don't know how this episode made it to production let alone making it to TV, and I doubt higher ups were fully aware what the episode was about.

To be fair, it has some fun songs. All of which are in favor of guns ironically.

To be fair the things you can't fix are more about your mistakes, trauma, and events you can't change. Like your moody dyke ex who frankly likes your guy friend more than you steals your house.

I definitely get where you're coming from, but I guess I bought it easily enough because I always got the sense from the show that whatever it was seeded gems sucked out fucked the land on some deeper metaphysical or spiritual level

Yea, unless there's literally some form of Vitalism in the physics of SU, they could have done a lot better job at trying to revitalize it.

But you could also look at realistic botany/physics and say that place should have been overrun sometime in the last 5000 years, even with not very nutritious soil as long as it was sufficiently moist(which considering there's always clouds overhead, it should).

You can agree with the message and still think it was handled piss poorly in a number of different ways.

This is making me wonder what happened to Truckerfag

That's the thing though, the message is is at odds with what happens in the show
I actually thought this would have been a good setup for white diamond, finally an enemy that they have to fight, that they can't just talk to and make things better
but nope, all Steven had to do to get her to change was confuse and embarrass her.

Gee, I wonder who is behind this post

If I ever write for the reboot, an episode is going to be about Gracie hiding a kitten from Hank.

That's not really at odds. What's really at odds is their ability to fix everything they corrupted. White feeling genuine remorse is on message with the episode, the ability to unfuck the lives she fucked isnt.

This was so typical of any Hank episode. He gets stuck in endless red tape, usually with some professional guy knowingly screwing him over and there is nothing Hank can do about it but follow along.

Like the one with the archeologist digs up Hanks yard and Hank cannot do anything about it.
The one where the state accidentally puts female on Hanks license and he has to go to several doctors and fill out forms before they state will fix it.
The one where the mold detector guy forces Hank out of his house and screws over his insurance for as much as possible.
The one where Hanks owes a fee for porn rentals and everyone thinks he is a creeper while porn companies never stop sending him more videos
Weird kid picks on Hank and no one does a single thing about it

It's always X person is fucking with Hank and the whole world weirdly turns against him at the same time.

Definitely not, he got arrested too many times in the show

I haven't really put my finger on why, but for some reason everything you listed except the last episode are all entertaining but stuff like the cat episode, Mrs. Wakefield episode and Hank's Bully are just unbearable to watch.

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I appreciated the info here

>Assuming that people want kids shows to be edgy when what they actually want are high stakes and character development? Check.
>Presenting a false dichotomy in stating that appealing to older people will alienate the younger generation even though there is no reason why a show can't appeal to both? Check.
>Saying that the only reason why you could possibly like something from your childhood is "muh nostalgia" as opposed to the thing actually being well crafted, fun to watch, cleverly written, etc.? Check.

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Add on: Hank grows to actually like the cat over the course of the series as he notices the cat takes care of vermin in the yard better than the new, EPA-certified weed killers or Dale (Dale would end up damaging the lawn with his tactics).

>leaving them outside 24/7
Only white trash does that.

I wanted to think of a Family Guy episode, and All Dogs Don't Go To Heaven is probably the best candidate (Although someone can probably one up me)
>Christians participating in book burnings in this day and age
>Religious people outside of 3rd world countries actively hunting you down for being an atheist
>"Lol Meg If God was real why are you fat and why is Peter an asshole?"
>Completely stops Meg from being religious with one small ass speech, its just that easy

I just think Seth has never met a single Christian in his life and just thinks this is what they all act like at face value

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Literally any show, ever, when they "go inside the game"

Hey, Fairly Odd Parents did it great.

Those are the ones where everyone else is just completely unreasonable and totally against Hank.

The mod guy and the state department at least work as complex things that are too tough for Hank to get through. But Wakefield, and the bully suck because everyone always thinks Hank is the asshole for no reason.

Maybe the Canadian trucker culture is different, but beyond myself, I've never met a trucker who didn't fucking LOVE to talk about themself. Hell, they will continuously make shit up just to have more stories about themselves to tell.

Pretty much any episode of SU that tries to explain difficult moral choices and forgiveness post season two.
God I hated that fucking episode. If you don't like mean spirited shrieking slapstick humor then clearly you are just an edgelord with a bad memory is such an awful message.
The old Teen Titans was actually pretty silly and self aware for an early 2000's action cartoon which was makes the whole metaphore even dumber.

Give me some context. I know the Go writers are always bitching about complaints from TT fans, but what makes that particular episode worse off than any other time they do it?

Not sure if this is going to properly answer your question but here it goes. I guess it was just the timing of the episode that made it really hated. It was back when the show was relatively new and there weren't really that many times where it poked fun at its detractors. Unlike that one "blink and you'll miss it" meta joke in pic related or "Lets' Get Serious" which was just a standard silly episode, " The Return of Slade" was downright preachy. It also pissed people off because the title itself was trap meant to attract old fans only to lecture them the whole episode with what was said in the initial post.

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Seth used to be friends with Butch Hartman. Then Butch went off the deep end. Who knows if they are still tight?

>truckers are the last cowboys
The joke is this is what was romanticized and rednecks believed it. My grandfather drove long haul truck and it's a whole other sub culture. Driving a big truck for 18hrs must do something to your mind to keep you from losing it and driving onto incoming traffic and makes you believe that your work is more meaningful than it really is.

Isolation leads to an insular world view, and an insular world view warps your perception of pretty much everything.

Wasn't it a scam though? The pet trade guy was working with the vet, and it turned into this thing to fund expensive equipment. Pretty much the idea was more about getting fucked over by red tape than the cat itself. Vet's and Doctors like that do exist. I have one doctor who is obsessed with scans and blood work. You can go in with a bad cough and feel sore and he's going to want you to have a scan and draw some blood.

>he average trucker actually has very little freedom and generally deals with bullshit requirements,
They were going off of romanticized truckers like in Convoy. Also real cowboys don't really have much freedom. If you slacked cattle were lost or died, and you had ass loads of chores.

Seems in-character to me that Hank doesn't know much about Truckers outside of an idealized lifestyle he has in his head.

>draw some blood
Bless that man for looking after your humours. Have you had your skull measured of late?

????
Is draw blood considered archaic wording now? Not even him I’m just confused

Drawing blood just means he orders blood tests. Though when I was little my mom did used to take me to a quack doc who would do shit like that. If you had a stuffed nose he literally had a gel solution which contained cocaine that he would put on long qtips and shove up your nose. It worked as unethical as it was, Your sinuses would defiantly be cleared out crazy fast.

I apologize for a harmless joke that clearly didn't take.

It's a very problematic label. We prefer to be called erythrocytes.

>insular world view
Isn't that the majority of everyone though? It's like no matter what job you have, after a while any daily mole hill is viewed as this huge task that makes your job the worst and not worth the salary. In truckers cases though it did seem like they adopted the cowboy persona, especially ones who did it in the 50s-80s and the radio/film culture around the subject.

plenty this
cats couldn't care the single least about you besides believing that they own you and your place

Don't worry user. I got your joke.

>cat vs dog arguing
Please, we all know sneks are the best pet.
>Big noodle that hugs you
>Feed it once a week or so, it's cool if you forget sometimes.
>Just give it some water bro
>When it dies, you can make a wicked belt instead of just burying or burning it.

>>When it dies, you can make a wicked belt instead of just burying or burning it.
youtube.com/watch?v=pEaso_MWcbs

Yeah, this. Doesn’t the protagonist even argue at one point that they can compromise by creating more “skeleton remote” regulation, and then the “pro-skeleton remote” side just says “no that infringes on our freedoms”? And then the protagonist concludes that that means the only solution is to completely ban them. When in the real world, even people who approve of the circulation of guns recognize that there should be regulatory laws and that there already ARE regulatory laws. It makes no argument against gun ownership with regulation, but for some reason still concludes that banning is the best solution, while briefly recognizing that regulation IS an option, but then ignoring it because they’ve made the opposing side out to be unreasonable strawmen who won’t consider it.

I always preferred the king julien one since it knows the metaphor it’s making doesn’t work and in fact it all collapses and the climax is about something else entirely

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I have a cat snuggling on my lap right now, and it’s fucking worth it if she thinks she’s the one in charge. Jokes on her, I like petting her.

Based and toxoplasmosispilled

You just proved my point, you want a pet but don't want to take care of it you fat lazy fuck.

I'm pretty sure part of the joke was how they over glorified truckers. All of Hanks heroes and role models are comically retarded, it's a running thing with his character

You posted this a few days ago and got absolutely BTFO in that thread, or did you forget?

user, if you happen back this way, mind telling us where you learned these things? I'm really into frontier history, cowboys in particular.

>South Park defends the cigarettes company

South Park in general will go one of two ways when they satirize something.

A) they show up the Whoever as being utterly and unapologetically hypocritical and shitty over their actions--in particular they try to defend their/other's rights to make fun of people and champion the freedom of speech and lampoon anyone who says otherwise.

However,

B) they make fun of someone promoting or protesting a Cause. They *would not stop* fucking around with anybody who opposes/warns of global warming to the point where they had entire episodes showing it up as a fear over nothing. (Though admittedly I've heard they redacted this but they still did damage with this attitude.) Almost any and everyone who is going against a status quo in protest is shown up in some way or lampooned heavily-- or at the very least made fun of by being put next to someone who doesn't care and calls them a fag for getting behind a cause. One of the few times they turned this scenario around was when Wendy had had enough and beat the fucking blue blazes out of Cartman over his mocking breast cancer.

They did both with the Smoking episode. Anti-smoking and drug advocates are either utterly unappealing 'role models' presenting an idiotic out of touch persona to the kids they're trying to be good role models for, or viscous liars running a smear campaign while stuffing themselves with unhealthy foods and willing to create fake martyrs and attempting to kill a child to further their own agenda.

I mean, yeah, smoking is a choice, but they even had Kyle read a positive outcome in tobacco farms using slaves back in olden times, FFS. And even if it is a choice there's a shit load of problems with the farming process even today that hurts people.

cats are like houseplants that you can pet, why the fuck would I want one

it was that eventually after they ran out of ways to make the cat seem awful. It was like they wanted to shit on cats but ran out of material. They could've just made it another dog to contrast with Ladybird and the dog Bill got, but they murked the waters the way the did it.

he literally smokes with his son whose already a truant, Brian is a shit person trying to defend him is pointless

dude i knew a fellow who had a cough went in the doctor drew some blood said his white blood cell count was normal.

so he never went back, died 8 months later. had fast spreading cancer might have lived if he didn't basically say fuck it and quit looking when the white blood cell count came back normal.

>Christians participating in book burnings in this day and age

bbc.com/news/world-europe-47771706
It still happens to this day. Just because it's not in America doesn't mean it still happens. Remember that the racist right made a hell of a comeback in 2016.

>Lets not be Skeletons, Okay

>But he grew up on the East Coast in their dystopian liberal urban hellscape instead of the one on the West Coast!
Well shit son that makes all the difference. I'm sure a monk that grew up in one monastery has nothing he can agree on with one that grew up in another monastery.

Wtf.

>Weird kid picks on Hank and no one does a single thing about it

The kid was autistic, user. You know that. The episode was about how autism is not a "treat anybody you want like garbage with zero consequences" card. That's why the episode upset so many people with autism, because it told them the one thing they never wanted to hear.

THIS.

It amazes me that americans think soccer is a rich people sport. How the fuck is BRAZIL so good at it then?

Meh, we mostly focus on how faggy the tactical concept of "flopping" is and build our humor around that mechanic. The general attitude is that soccer is a game for pussies and "flopping" is the easiest way to prove that assertion with maximum laughs.

I love watching Euros go into hyper-sensitive Defense Mode whenever anyone mocks flopping in soccer.

"PRETENDING TO BE HURT AND ACTING LIKE A WHINEY CRYING BLUBBERING PUSSY IS A STRATEGIC MANEUVER! IT DOESN'T MEAN SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES JUST BECAUSE PLAYERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO ACT LIKE PUSSIES TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE!"

Lol Europeans.

Cats in new environments though usually are assholes. Also the Hills thought they'd be getting a dog, and it's what they knew how to raise.

His wbc would not be normal if he had cancer like that. If you have 8 months left you've got stage 3-4 cancer. I get the blood work down myself because I have an autoimmune disorder, but my brother and dad get pissed about it when they have to go. If you don't have great insurance the tests can be costly, like taking a cat to the vet.

>t. john enter

I gotcha Senpai youtu.be/aSz39w2AbuU

Hated the episodes where they tried to make Nancy a sympathetic character. She cheated on her husband for 14 years and cucked him into raising someone else's child as their own. Redcorn episodes are also annoying. He's an outright racist against white men, and acts like he's above them. Has no issue banging women left and right that aren't natives. It's an issue that they try to make someone who's completely unreasonable the voice of reason at times.

Then the logic everyone has is that Dale will become worse or more dangerous than Bill after a divorce. Though Hank multiple times has raged out at the thought of people flirting with peggy.

Hate soccer but it's called the worlds game, because poor-fags can play it. Golf is viewed as a rich white guy sport. It's getting cheaper though because you can find whole sets of clubs worth over a thousand bucks for $50. Younger gens aren't getting into it and the older ones that are dying off have families stuck with all these clubs that they don't want so they pretty much give them away.

>I think KotH's was pretty accurate though. It IS a sport for European ladies.

Pretty much. Its like every point and thing related to the 'pro-gun' side was pushed out to be some bullshit strawman (anyone with a remote just acted like a reckless psycho, it being sold as "some magical solution to everything", etc).
And its hard to take the whole thing seriously given how skeleton people exist and that any average joe could walk in gar's (or pretty much anyone's) store and walk out with more and heavier weapons than a police department.

>
>>I think KotH's was pretty accurate though. It IS a sport for European ladies.
Crap, forgot to write the post. Basically it felt accurate for the setting (given how barely anyone in texas would give a shit to soccer), wouldn't say its accurate to the sport as a whole though.

It was always irritating that the show would try to vilify Dale as a bad husband in order to justify Nancy cheating on him, but they never managed to succeed in vilifying him. They pointed out that his pest control business only earned enough to pay the cable bill, but he still went out and did his job enthusiastically every day to try his best to provide for his family. They tried to show that his paranoia caused him to neglect his family, but he was also ALWAYS shown as an attentive, loving and dedicated husband and VERY concerned with raising Joseph and being there for him. You know, like a good husband and a good father.

It was one of the more tone deaf elements of the show. It THOUGHT it was portraying Dale as a bad husband/father and therefor making it OK that Nancy cheated on him, but it only ever served to make Dale look better and Nancy look worse.

Is this you or the toxoplasmosis speaking?

I think it would have been fine had she left him for his paranoia, or financial issues. Though cheating on him for all those years ontop of the whole Joseph thing is irredeemable.

I also think that they should have had more reason as to why Dale is the way he was. They pretty much based him on a nam war vet with ptsd, but he never was in the military. He was just the weird football towel boy growing up. His friendship with the others doesn't really add up either. The other 3 were the team jock stars. Not to mention that they had things in common. It's like they really couldn't be bothered to come up with any depth for Dale having a reason to be in the group. Hank sure as hell wouldn't have been the type to be like I'll be your friend I tell yah what. He shuns people who are different like the plague, and pretty much makes the best of a bad situation with bobby.

The reason nobody tells Dale is because both he and Joseph are innocent in this whole affair.

Dale is clearly Joseph's parent even if he's not the biological father and if the secret got out, it would risk ruining their relationship or at least tarnish it. At best make it a bit awkward for awhile and at worst cause a rift between them. Why the fuck would anybody want to do that? Even fucking *Peggy* realized it would be wrong and she's thick as a post.

Assume that Nancy never broke off the affair and then she and Redcorn got caught. Who suffers? Everybody knows the latter is a player and Nancy's career wouldn't be ruined, but it would really fuck up Dale who for one, truly loves Nancy and two, sees conspiracy in everything except the most obvious one. He nearly went on a shooting spree because he thought his lawn mower was stolen; it's all but ensured he'd have a worse meltdown if he discovered the secret.

Soccer is seen as a rich person's sport because in the US the rural poor play football, and the urban poor play basketball. Generally soccer is seen as the sport of suburbia. Same as everywhere else really, sports are seen to embody the characteristics of the demographics who are really into it.

I don't know Brazil well enough to know what sports are seen as elite there. Probably just soccer but watched from a skybox with 3 or 4 transgender prostitutes.

I think he just exposed to how soccer is portrayed to kids in America . Pretty sure hank wouldn’t mind Bobby running around for 45 mins

I want an episode where Hank meets this weirdo

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>Dale is because both he and Joseph are innocent in this whole affair
You're a shit cuck of a person if you think ignorance is better than truth. It shouldn't tare them apart as a father and son. If anything it would show how much Dale does care about Joseph as his father. Peggy is a shit person because she more fell into line with Hank and the others of not wanting to help pick up the pieces. Not to mention Dale wouldn't have believed her without "undeniable" proof, it's how he is and would think it's a conspiracy.

Nancy's career could suffer, in the style of the show work tends to over lean into personal affairs of the cast, but it most likely wouldn't. Saying that Dale loves Nancy and would go too far off the deep end is a shit reason to allow someone get cucked. You're pretty much saying it's better to love someone who lies and cheats on you so long as they make the money, and you raise their children.

Go live on a farm and see how useful cats are. They kill rats, mice, and snakes

The Game of Thrones episodes in South Park. The show doesn’t even have that many dicks and Trey Parker admitted he didn’t know anything about it.

Not that I mind because that trilogy was awesome.

>muh toxoplasmosis
Oh great are you that fag on /k/

I never go on /k/

Because the American version of that is football/basketball, while soccer just never caught on as much. As much as I hate saying this word soccer is basically “rich/privileged/poor hispanic kid: the sport”, hence the term soccer mom.
I always thought that was the joke, that Dale obviously isn’t Josephs biological father and that Redcorn is that stereotypical Native American larper who isn’t as connected to his tribe as he would let on. Regardless even Peggy of all people realized that there would be no positives of letting Dale know the truth as it would just destroy everything including the closeness he has with Joseph, or you could flip it as Dale knowing all along but realizing that he still has a good roof over his head, does something he loves doing, has his closest friends as literal neighbors across the street that he hangs out with often, and gets to be a good father even if it came about in a fucked up way. Basically that Dale is still riding a good ride and still gets to plow Nancy, as awful as she may be.
Better him than Armatard.

The four of them were friends because their dads were friends.

Well there was that episode when Hank met a Dog Whisperer

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but then it switches to the vet/scam artists bit. It was like they didn't have enough material for idea so they switched gears halfway though.

They should've made it entirely about hank not liking he got a cat or and Hank getting scammed by the vet. As is it just doesn't flow right and seems like it's trying to conflate two separate problems as one.

>Retarded, illegal and dangerous

Which exactly the type of bull shit i can see hank doing.

Who the fuck would ever call flopping a tactical or strategic maneuver apart from LARPing mutts? It's what's killing professional football and imo everyone who is doing it should be banned for at least one whole season PLUS a large fee. But then italian football would probably die.

Stories usually have an A B story. This episode more blended them in a poor way. I think it's worse that it really shit on programs like that which do provide help to military persons. I'm fairly sure that you can explicitly specify the type of animal you are capable of taking care of. It isn't like how they had it where it's luck of the draw. I forget if Hank did have an out early on, but feared being unpatriotic to refuse the cat.

There's literally nothing wrong with this. Are you saying because they portrayed one cat as bad you think it means they're saying all cats are bad? You know who likes to think that way, right?

No, I'm saying that's why *the rest of the cast* doesn't tell Dale. They've all flat out decided-- on their own or with the help of others that it's best not to risk setting him off and/or corrupting and kept mum.

The whole mess is fucking awful and Nancy is a shitty person and kind of a sociopath as she legit did not see anything wrong with the set up until she fell back in love with Dale. Redcorn is an even worse person for reasons that've already been addressed in this thread, hiding behind his heritage and cheating all around town. He's fathered at least two kids and even apparently got to keep one from the way that episode with Joseph's half sister ends.

I don't condone this kind of shit in real life, but somehow I've never had friends with cheating problems--either as the perps or the victims-- but the show has made it explicitly clear why nobody says anything. Everyone in the show is flawed and this is part of why.

>I always thought that was the joke, that Dale obviously isn’t Josephs biological father and that Redcorn is that stereotypical Native American larper
It more or less is the joke, but they often try to force you to view Dale as the asshole. Redcorn being a larper never seemed to go as far as Khan being a banana. At least with Khan everything in his life personally happened to him and he became the way he is by social climbing to provide for his family since he was a nobody who married a military general's daughter when she could have been with someone with status, all the while other more successful people from his country talk down to him. Redcorn on the other hand never really gets those episodes of comparing himself with other natives. It's always about reparations, and no matter what he is given; it's never enough to cover what the white man had done to his ancestors. Really he is the opposite of the leading native tribes, as the government has offered these tribes financial compensation, which they have turned down viewing it as blood money. They really didn't even go into the more average native american sterotypes. Usually they're inbred junkies. The closest they got I think was the sweat loge where you pretty much huff glue and dehydrate yourself until you see some shit.

I do think it was good that he was as torn as he was over not being able to be a part of Josephs life though. It seems that indifference from his biological son is far worse than hate for him.

Yeah OKKO is not the right kind of show to have a gun control episode. Hell, can any cartoon do a gun control episode and have it not be retarded? The most I've seen are gun safety episodes which are usually fine.

I actually know some people who think that cheating is fine, my aunt is among them. Really will never get that train of thought. Good to know that you were more speaking from the characters point of view though.

Yeah everyone has flaws which are good, but I think they went far out with some flaws to exaggerate the characters for drama and plot. It's like how Peggy became progressively worse as the series went on. Early on at worst she was just an "I told you so". Later it turns into these weird power complexes, and her point of view being an absolute truth; and is far more intelligent and attractive than she is. We all know people like that, but it's bad for when you try and make them sympathetic at the same time.

It didn't feel like a parody at all. Clone High's Ponce episode was a very special episode parody. This one felt like they wanted to do a gun control episode.

Nothing against cats but Lovecraft wasnt exactly a bastion of well-founded opinions

This would have worked a lot better if it was just a Simpson's monorail episode about trusting snakeoil salesmen. It almost felt like that's what it was supposed to be but some goober rewrote parts of it to make it about gun control.

I do have to admit, that if was actually IN the KotH world, I have no idea how I'd deal with Dale's problem.

But anyway, Peggy just, unfortunately for her, fucking snapped by the 4th season after she fell out of that plane.

Leading up to this, she'd started off as a sweet but highly eccentric southern gal who had mild issues about her self worth given her past. But through the course of the show, she has a few fleeting moments in the limelight (Boggle champ) but suffers alot of indignity and humiliations as time goes on, not to mention briefly thinking her husband exploded.

She has to routinely chase Cotton off or get Hank to deal with his no good dad, she's been humiliated in a beauty pageant she wasn't fit to enter, tricked,had one of her most cherished memories about her and Hank's courting days be *ruined* (and had to pay for like an entire fucking cow worth of meat over that,) belittled, save Luanne from her mom, etc. etc. and as time passed, Cotton basically paraded around his ability to have more kids when it was possible both Hank and Peggy couldn't conceive more than just Bobby.

So she ends up becoming the show's principle villain/antagonist. I'm not condoning it but I sure as shit can see *how* and *why* she did and I feel sorry for her.

I think South Park's problem is that it's just so easy to hate political pundits and always see where their real priorities are, which is usually money. The DARE program, for example, actually was proven to encourage smoking and drug use, because characters from DARE skits were so lame and unlikable that kids wanted to actively distance themselves from them.

As with global warming, the problem is American politics. You take a cause that needs attention, but then twist it into a money making scheme. It's been a while, but as far as I recall Gore supported turning emissions into an investment scheme that he'd get into the ground floor on. On paper, the cap and trade for profit plan might have limited emissions, but often times these get rich quick schemes backfire because controlling a problem is secondary.

So often you just have no proof that a politician really wants to help. And sometimes when they do, it's because they're stupid and don't understand the structures in place making the problem in the first place. They promise they'll fix things, but they don't even know where to begin.

I'm not saying Man Bear Pig didn't support the anti-environmentalist bloc. But in the shape of American politics, virtually everyone is trying to do something about their own Man Bear Pigs, and trying to figure out how to procure funding for, first, personal wealth, and second TRACKING Man Bear Pig in a way that keeps the fear of him alive, because if Man Bear Pig dies then so does the public support for your funding.

Cats are objectvley more useless than dogs
show me
>Swat cats
>Army cats
>Search and rescue cats
>Snow cats
>Show cats
>Drug cats
>Sled cats

Redcorn was entertaining as a character, but only when the episode did not involve his relationship with Joseph. The episode where he is venting about how the white man stole his land and it is very clearly drawing parallels to how the white man, Dale, "stole" his son, pisses me off to no end. Son of a bitch had 14 years to come clean and become a father to Joseph. He was perfectly fine with having the husband of the woman he is having an affair with raise his son for him throughout his entire adolescence. I have absolutely no sympathy for him in the episode where he tries to connect with Joseph and Joseph is completely disinterested. Even though it tries to portray Redcorn as heartbroken and sympathetic. After lying, cheating, and shirking responsibility for 14 years, all while getting off completely scot-free, I do not find him as a sympathetic character.

And then there is the episode where it shows Redcorn cheated on Nancy with other women and even had another illegitimate child.

I was binge watching the entire series, and I had to stop at the episode with John Redcorn and his casino. It was so obnoxiously bad, literally everyone degraded into whiny little babies that only existed to inconvenience Hank.

>Cats are objectvley more useless than dogs
>what is farms and barns
>what is pest control
>show cats
There are show cats retard

The one where he's a shitty musician was kind of fun, though. For all he talks about the honor of his people, he signs a deal with a loan shark so he can turn his land into a casino so he could fund his shitty redneck garage band. Then when it turns out it's illegal to run an casino in Texas like that, he turns the land into a dumping ground. Finally, he sings children songs because his lyrics are just so childish.

Can someone explain to me why Soccer, as a sport, doesn't collectively ban or at least severely penalize people who pretend to get hurt? We have cameras everywhere. Just replay an injury/foul and watch it from every angle, if the guy is clearly getting hit by nothing then ban him for life. That's it. No more soccer for you, fucker. Literally nobody would fake injuries anymore after the first few times. Why aren't they doing this?

>says all this
>names cat Nigger

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Are you denying that toxoplasmosis is a thing?

No idea.
There are NFL players that have been arrested for domestic abuse and yet aren't banned.

That doesn’t effect humans like you think it does

>show me swat cats
okay

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For work purposes perhaps, but that doesnt speak as much to companionship. For the record, I like both cats and dogs, and plenty of other animals for that matter. I consider it wasted energy to debate which are better, especially considering that one's choice of pet should more heavily reckon other factors like their living situation and available free time first.

Beating their wives doesn't turn the football game they're playing into a farce. Whereas soccer players who take fake dives literally ruin the sport for everyone else.

>all this arguing over pets
Jesus, who the fuck cares? Worry about something more important than what animal people keep in their goddamn house. Imagine being this passionate about liking/hating an animal you aren't forced to ever own. It's like trying to complain that some people like chicken more than steak, like who gives a shit?

Basically every Family Guy episode with an obscure 80s reference no one has heard of.

>pest control
unless you live in a third world contry the mostky eat birds in cities
thats only one so far fuck face dogs still objectively helps society more.
damn okay so thats 2 points.
Don't worry cats are fine and all. But when i see a retard post lovecraft i have to btfo them.

As opposed to NFL players who take money to injure players on the other team.

Please die

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ok but the show takes place in America

Usually if they shit or piss outside the litter box it’s related to an illness or something unless they’re a shit cat but none of mine do anything bad

>cats
>intelligent
Genuine yikes. Read a scientific paper sometime.

>unless you live in a third world contry the mostky eat birds in cities
It's not as widespread as farm cats, but some modern breweries and distilleries are choosing cats for pest control over poisons.

See that seems waaaaaay more accurate.

Why not both

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>show an obscure video cover of Dancin' In The Street by the Rolling Stones
>Peter: We LET this happen!

What did he mean by this?

How the fuck are those things useful to you?

You were definitely a shit owner.

I wonder if they intentionally show Redcorn to be a hypocrite or that's just how he comes off

>unless you live in a third world contry
Now I know you’re retarded

yeah, it doesn't feel like an A B story. It's not like it other characters are dealing with the vet while hank deals with the cat. It just sort of blurs from one issue Hank is having to another but treats them both like their connected somehow. Like if you get a cat, you'll have to deal with shady vets, but not if you have a dog.

Hank inadvertently does illegal shit all the time. Hell he basically embraced being a pimp in that one episode.

More useful than a dog on a farm???!! Nope.

Hanks Bully is amazing though. What don’t you like about it?

awww lose some weight tubby and you'll probably love being around dogs. Called Man's best friend for a reason. Cats and Cat people are weirdos, everyone knows that.

Futurama did a great job tho. Actually I think in general, the original futurama never had an episode which OP is talking about.

and we all know how bat shit crazy this dude was.

I just don't like Hank being humiliated and having everyone against him like that.

Yeah, but he at least gets redeemed at the end.
Now, the one with the flood....

I seem to remember every counter argument was "uhhm, NO, cuz MAGIC" with nothing to substantiate it.

I have a job you waste of oxygen.

I got your show cats.

Also
>farm cats
>ships’ cats
>bookstore cats
>cafe cats
>professor cat
>novelist cat
>train station master cat

Dogs are good animals that do a lot of jobs, but pretending that cats aren’t also subjected to a number of jobs as well is just silly.

Ah dang, forgot my image.

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Again you are wrong. If you actually look up how farmers need both dogs and cats. Dogs to herd and protect while cats clear pests and snakes from ruining crops or chickens

Hank just in general drew shit luck while Bill ironically had the inverse. I dont think its seriously anymore against owning a home than the home inspector episode being against safety.

But dogs have many more jobs, thus objectivly more useful to todays modern society. None of these cat jobs you listed are even HELPFUL to people. but ill let them count. still less than dogs mind you.

They had to make boomhauer have something after doing nothing to explore his character. Having him be on a sting operation to protect america from his crazy friends was a great touch imo.

>None of these cat jobs you listed are even HELPFUL to people
>three of them actually are

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Cats still have more jobs than horses, cows, and pigs, but you’re not gonna see anybody bitching about those animals being “comparatively useless.” It’s cool you like dogs and all, but I don’t get why you gotta be a dick to cat fans for no reason over it. Your dog would probably be ashamed of you if he could understand.

>Hank doesn't know what he's talking about.
Duh. That's literally the point of the entire series. His heart's in the right place and he means well, but 9/10 times he's just hanging onto somebody else's nostalgia for a time that never existed.

That makes the game better

Back when the episode was made, GPS tagging on trucks wasnt as prolific as it is now. Does this really need to be explained to you?

Cowhands weren't called cowboys. Cowboy back then was a word you'd only use to describe cattle rustlers and it turned into a word for outlaws in general. A runaway slave, civil war defector, or confederate who wouldn't accept the fact that the war was over would all be cowboys.

At least they realized how unlikable Brian was and just made him a borderline sociopath

>the one with the flood
Fuck everyone turning on Hank on that one and the guy who left his post at the dam being allowed to dodge his responsibility and FUCK BILL anytime he gets an inch of power.

well that's horrifying

my uncle was a trucker, and he had an emotional breakdown at a truckstop. It was before I was born, but it still shows isolation is torture.

A lifetime of collecting knowledge. A good starting point for today would be Adam Ruins Everything - the old west, and the amazing History channel series, 'old west tech'. The gun episode is probably the most boring bit. Time-Life has a leather bound book collection about the old west -albiet with some misinformation.

The world of the vaquero is harder to find, as very little english material is to be had, and due to Mexico being a very low tech nation, there's not much online. Learning spanish is a helpful tool, esp. for fucking mexican women.

Another truth: because Mexican trade routes were pre-existing, and only came under the anglo-american sphere after the Mexican-American "war" (the US just straight up invaded Mexico and stole land to access California, and sponsored terrorists in California). The Comanche, Apache, Navajo, Mojave, and Kiowa tribes used Spanish, (not mountain-man sign language, which was never standardized) as the linga-franca of the west. Directions, trades, negotations, were Spanish until the post-civil war era. Spanish was still the second language of the west, and the third most spoken in the US until WWI, when 'patriotic societies' (the KKK, nationalists, and nativists) terrorized the German speakers. Lynchings, farm burnings, beatings, and vandalism are recorded. Some entire states made it illegal to speak non-english in public. The last of these laws stood until 1924, effectively killing US language diversity, and making America english-only. To push the point, the Texas Rangers, and US army lined up, and massacared 15 Mexican-Americans in Porvenir, Texas.

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it should be further stated that the Porvenir massacare was mass murder done to the anti-mexican feelings stirred by by the raids of Pancho Villa. Pancho Villa did the raids in response to the US controlling Mexican through the Huerta dictatorship. And why would the US want a puppet dictator? Oil. Texas and Mexico are very oil-rich, and were the world's biggest exporters until the middle east was more developed in the 1950s.
The saga of the Mexican revolution is almost as complex as WWII, and much moreso than WWI, Vietnam, or most other wars.

>isolation is torture
I can handle isolation, but I know a lot of people go fucking insane far too fast. Really socializing 3 or more times a week to me sounds like real torture, but some people I know lose it if they can't go out one weekend. I think when you have a family the isolation becomes worse. Missing a lot of family moments and wondering how faithful your wife is while you're gone could get to some people. I hear that trucking has gotten far worse though in terms of pay. Back in the heyday of trucking you could make a good life, now with gas prices and regulations you're making slightly better than minimum wage.

Cats are Mark Twain approved

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it turns out his was indeed bleeding him dry with bullshit spending!
Yes, due to micromanaging, and contractor kickbacks with the state gov's, trucking is about multitasking to the point were you shit, pee, brush your teeth, and pray waking up 7 minutes late didn't cost you your job. There needs to be a national union.

weird how vaqueros, trucking, and america hate came from a writer-hate thread.

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t. rugby fag

>Spanish was still the second language of the west, and the third most spoken in the US until WWI, when 'patriotic societies' (the KKK, nationalists, and nativists) terrorized the German speakers. Lynchings, farm burnings, beatings, and vandalism are recorded. Some entire states made it illegal to speak non-english in public. The last of these laws stood until 1924, effectively killing US language diversity, and making America english-only. To push the point, the Texas Rangers, and US army lined up, and massacared 15 Mexican-Americans in Porvenir, Texas.
This is categorically and demonstrably wrong, English has always been the official language of the United States and the only reason for the rise of Spanish is because Democrats have been importing illegals but making no effort to educate them. Also stop demonizing nationalists, there is no sin in loving ones nation and protecting one's people and way of life against invasion.

Don't act like Mexico wasn't spoiling for a fight in the 1840s. Mexico, and all the experts in Europe, thought Mexico had the advantage due to their professional Napoleonic military system and employment of Napoleonic veterans in their officer corps. They could have performed a lot better than they did if their leadership had handled things better, but nobody expected the blowout that happened and resulting loss of everything from Texas to California.

Mexico wanted to bring things to a head quickly because the Anglo population was exploding at the time and Anglo settlers were streaming into Mexico's sparsely settled northern territories. Texas went from having five thousand people(not including wild Indian tribes) to over thirty thousand in just ten years, due entirely to Anglo settlers and their slaves. Mexico knew this would result in the loss of their territory eventually since Anglos would not consent to be governed directly by Mexicans once they became demographically powerful enough to have a say, so they wanted to beat the U.S. quickly and then handle the demographic problem without the Anglo settlers' protector intervening.

I mean he didn't say it wasn't.

... wtf.
do poltards know no bounds, or are they really that stupid?
Is this a joke?

>Dale acting like a cat, intending to frame the cat

Just because Hank romanticizes truckers doesn't mean the writers do. It's the same as when he looked forward to hearing more "Cowboy Wisdom" from Peggy's dad. It was just nonsense, but he loved it. The ending of the trucker episode being all Smokey and the Bandit was because it's a fun cartoon.

Imagine being a dogperson.

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Gargoyles.

pre-season 7: hank's limited worldview is put up against an unfamiliar outside force and he has to reconcile the two and ultimately grow as a character

season 7 onward: hank's FLAWLESS worldview is questioned by some IDIOT (probably voted for OBAMA(muslim)) and all the foolish sheep follow the pied piper as hank, who is always right, a man alone, must fearlessly stand up to different ways of thinking and ultimately return the community to its safe middle-class texan moderate conservative homeostasis.

That was a gun safety episode, nobody wrote their fucking congressman trying to get guns banned.

> I don't want to buy basic medicine for my pet or do the bare minimum in terms a medical care.
Owning a pet may not be the right path for you.

>Any episode of a tv show, animated or not, involving Olympic/Greco Roman/Sumo wrestling

Even though my computer crashed, it isn’t hard to research this style of combat
youtu.be/mscgLvBOaks

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this

God forbid I avoid the noble task of cleaning up warm poop.

As for OP's question, the episode Dan Vs. New Mexico. The climax involves Dan filling the hot-air balloons with helium until they pop, which is physically impossible to do with HOT AIR BALLOONS. The writing in that show was not the smartest.

They were my mom's actually. And we did try to stop it well before it got out of control, but she kept getting wrapped up with work, I never took care of them because she assured me she would do it, plus we live in a place where the maximum amount for neutering is 3 animals per person.

>we live in a place where the maximum amount for neutering is 3 animals per person
Please expand, I've never encountered anything like this.

Season 20 proved Matt & Trey don't know a damn thing about politics or serious issues and embarass themselves every time they try.

south park always put delicious republican boot leather into its shows.

>they write a gay character that's totally cool with being fired because he was written by straight "libertarians"
>they write another gay character that does gerbiling, because that's funny to straight dudes who don't realize it's evangelical propaganda designed to provoke disgust.
>also, people who complained about the gerbiling in class were sent to a "tolerance camp" because liberals are the REAL Nazis
>People are only trans in South Park in order to use different bathrooms or get abortions or other bullshit reasons. They wanted to put WAY more surgical footage in the episode where Garrison gets the overnight 1980s sex change, just to drive home how gross they think trans people are.
>South Park's city flag depicted a lynching of a black man and the kids didn't see the problem. Chef was pissed UNTIL the kids demonstrated they Don't See Color, which satisfied him that the kids weren't racist, because his lines were written by white "libertarians" writing their fantasy of being granted a Not Racist trophy by a real Black.
>The rich black family in town doesn't see the point of hate crime laws, because their lines were written by white "libertarians" imagining the model minority.
>in fact, the ONLY black family in town is rich, implying that Racism is Over so Quit Whining -- unless it just so happens that red-lining didn't happen in Colorado and black people were allowed to accumulate wealth. Even if it did, it's not like white libertarians would know about it.
>PC Principal.

could go on... a lot of that shit hasn't aged well now that we see what it's all led to.

Master Computer in Dexters lab was good!

>A good starting point for today would be Adam Ruins Everything
lmao opinion discarded

groan

It's just how it works regarding spaying and neutering where I live, as fucktarded it may be. My mom was only able to get three of them fixed under her name, then had to rely on one of her friends for three more (3's the maximum you can get fixed at a time under one person's name). Unfortunately, as a result, the ones who weren't fixed bred again and it just went from there.

Plus it's expensive as fuck, and at the time, she wasn't working, so that only made matters worse.

Cringe

That guy has had it rough lately. Got demonitized for a while, has a psycho stalker who's fallen in love with him constantly chasing his dick, and his kickstarter project destroyed any credibility he would ever have.

You guys get that that was the joke right? Truckers are romanticized by old guys because they're seen as roughneck blue collar guys. There was a huge fad in the 70s about how cool being a trucker was supposed to be.

>but the truckers are portrayed as good and cool!

Again, part of the joke.

This guy gets it.

He built an empire of stupidity, but now that he wants to come down it he gets hurt in the process

I didnt know that the gerbiling thing was just flat out made up by evangelicals.

I still think one of the best South Park cryptoconservative things was their original Manbearpig episode, which is one of the few jokes they've had to admit they fucked up on. And the thing is Manbearpig was actually hilarious, like a lot of their jokes. The problem was just that it created a bunch of people whose political were solely informed by South Park.

Oh he doesn't want to come down. He's still doing what he's always done. He even announced he's going to publish another one of his pedo fanfic books soon.

didnt south park also accuse a guy of murdering his kid only for the guy to then be exonerated by dna evidence?

You don't stick your dick in crazy.

>PC Principal
>literally one of the better characters from the newer hit-or-miss seasons
Even if "muh PC" has become something of a shitty boomer meme, he was one of the funner characters in a long time.
>could go on... a lot of that shit hasn't aged well now that we see what it's all led to.
>South Park's city flag depicted a lynching of a black man and the kids didn't see the problem. Chef was pissed UNTIL the kids demonstrated they Don't See Color, which satisfied him that the kids weren't racist, because his lines were written by white "libertarians" writing their fantasy of being granted a Not Racist trophy by a real Black.
lmao, okay, settle down there TV tropes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JonBenet_Ramsey

>In 2002, the DA's successor took over investigation of the case from the police and primarily pursued an alternative theory that an intruder had committed the killing.
>In 2003, trace DNA that was taken from the victim's clothes was found to belong to an unknown male; this discovery induced the DA to send the Ramseys a letter of apology in 2008, declaring the family "completely cleared."[8] In February 2009, the Boulder police took the case back from the DA and reopened the investigation.[9]

I've had a few cats. You literally just pick them up and put them in the litter box when they start whining that they need to shit (or beg to go outside).

Do this maybe 3 or 4 times and they will walk to the litter by themselves. They will never shit on your floors. They don't even like to.

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is this fake

I know I'm super late to this thread, but anyone who has too negative a reading of KotH is downplaying the show. Its a satire yes but its also intenrionally endearing and depicts a valid lifestyle

Cats are god awful on a farm and more likely to cause problems than anything. Terrier breeds were all made to do that except actually do it well. Not to mention cats will kill or terrorize pretty much every other animal.

>a man being sent to Texas in order to be executed
Maybe the crime was a federal crime, though I doubt a NY federal prosecutor would ever seek the death penalty anyway

>Cats are like quiet roommates that won't bother you if you don't bother them.
That's bullshit, when I stayed at my buddy's place while I was moving, I made the mistake of getting close with his cats, the little bastards would howl outside my bedroom door at all hours of the night or scratch at the window if they were outside, all cuz they wanted to get petted

Nigger, what time frame are you thinking of? Does American history before 1945 just not exist for you?

I like to think that South Park's self-deluded conservatism was balanced out by The Daily Show and Colbert Report. Shame both their successor series are terrible.

The worst part is I can't tell if this is bait or not.

youtu.be/XS-vAJP65lY

Nay, I say. the amount of cats we had meant our boxes were constantly overshat in. And it wasn't just a few cats, it was a little more than that. I'd rather not go into details.

>adam ruins everything
literally go to your local library and read books

Beautiful

I know that people love to rag on Peggy episodes but honestly Strickland was the most annoying character and had the worst episodes purely because every fucking Strickland episode was the same
>Haha Im gonna fuck Hank over for money
>Oh man Hank sure got fucked over and disappointed but I dont give a fuck
>Oh wait fucking Hank over is losing me money guess I better do nothing
>Oh Hank fixed whatever forced me to fuck him over and now we can return to the status quo with zero repercussions
I dont mind hes an uncaring dick to Hank, I mind that thats all his episodes ever are.

reminder
the mexican american war should be viewed through the lens of the civil war, white slave owning texans immigrated to texas and then got mad when the spanish made them get rid of their slaves

youtube.com/watch?v=CTA10aruS6Y

gringos don't know any history of the south west

lol the entire south west was progressive until a bunch of racist slavers invaded texas, a bunch of racist californians invaded nevada

youtube.com/watch?v=fMycRBIXTWk

mexican/american integration was a lot more important that it was basically considered mutual land between whites and mexicans

Farm Trailers, Yes. Tractor Trailers, No.
You need a CDL in Texas to drive a semi.

>the US just straight up invaded Mexico and stole land to access California
>stole
We purchased that land from Mexico because we kicked their ass fair and square. They should be grateful we didn't just annex them and be done with it. Probably would have been better off as a US territory too.

reminder, aztlan is real and refers to the reach of the aztec empire that spanned from the tip of south america up to colorado and that's why all the south west native american tribes look part mexican, because they are fucking part mexican, and a lot of their culture is just a bastardization of mexican native culture and even have aztec words still in their language
hell they even have bastardized versions of our clothing and designs and gods

look if your tribeleader headdress doesn't have parrot feathers or the colors blue or green gtfo

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Oh God I hate people who leave their dogs out like that with no leash. I have a neighbor who has this giant dog who will sometimes hang out in front of his house with no leash. He will bark at and chase anyone who walks by.

Alvin and the Chipmunks had an episode where they had a one on one game and it was physically impossible, and if you could pull off feats like outrunning someone to play goalie, he could outrun them and steal.

The expense being a deterrent makes sense, but the limit's wild to me. I used to work in a vet clinic, and you could bring in a whole litter of weaned kittens plus mama-cat to be fixed as long as you paid us and their vaccines were in order.

Is everyone really taking all the stuff in King of the Hill literally?
It’s written to be that way on purpose not because of the writers not knowing what they are talking about but from the point of view of someone like hank and the blue collar worker. Funny enough Hanks work shirt even has a literal blue collar.
It’s poking fun of the way those types of people are be It their love of big rigs, NASCAR, football and an honest days work, just to name a few.
Having grown up in the deep south I can really relate to the shows characters because I know so many people like them. Not that you have to be from the south to relate to them though.

>female
back to your incel forum

>the reach of the aztec empire that spanned from the tip of south america up to colorado
This is a map of all the land ever controlled by the Aztec Empire. The reason Southwest natives tend to look similar to Nahuatl populations is because the Aztecs were a group that immigrated to Mesoamerica from the Southwest of the United States.

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>I'm sure there was one in SU that pissed me off
Nightmare Hospital for me.

Worse, the NY federal prosecutor was the main character with a no-kill rule. Seventh Circle was fucking nonsense.

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If you hadn't noticed yet and I don't know how the fuck you've gone this far into KotH without but like half the jokes in that show is how Hank has this idealistic Reganesque view on the world that almost always gets shattered by reality.

Is it the doctor not realizing it's alien stuff?

>it's another retard that wants to start a cats vs dogs thread

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What's with cat owners and H.P. Lovecraft?

I love cats too but trying to act like they're actually smart is a fool's errand.

>It amazes me that americans think soccer is a rich people sport
What the fuck? We don't think that, we think it's stupid and gay. A rich people sport here is golf.

>Episodes where you could tell the writers don't know what the fuck they are talking about.
That episode had the staff study and reverse engineer how gay marriage worked and the history and legality of it at the time, they knew darn well what they were talking about.

>Hank and the gang scab drive
Propane being delivered is way more important than some lazy truck drivers trying to get away with taking the night off for burgers.

They weren't defending the companies they were making fun of anti-smoking groups and their horrible PSAs by essentially doing the complete inverse of it. How the fuck could you oh wait you got a trip muahahahaha trolled me fine sir... Trolled me fine.

It's asinine, anyone should be pissed.

it was quite a bit more complex that that. the 'whites=slavery' message paints a wide brush over the europeans and white americans who were given land grants by the Mexican government. The key figures of 'Washington on the Brazos' were indeed slave owning bastards, but not all were evil. Bowie, Lamar, and Travis were total peices of shit, whereas Crockett and Houston were okay, even by flexible modern standards.
Amongst the reasons for Texas wanting to split from Mexico included;
>a desire for greater representation via a split from the join state of Tejas-Couhila
>repeated snubbing of the efforts for more indenpendence and voting power within the Mexican system by Stephen Austin while in Mexico City.
>being against Catholic preferance under Santa Anna
>Outrage at Santa Anna declaring himself dictator and destroying the 1824 constitution
>Further outrage that Santa Anna massacared civilians and surrendering rebels in 7 other states, which had also rebelled against his dictatorship

Texican leader, post San Jacinto, wanted to be part of the US - but the US wasn't touching Texas with a 40 foot pole. The US still saw Texas as north Mexico, and as a debt trap, until the slave states wanted more voting power under American system. It should also be noted that a ful third of the Alamo defenders were of Indio-Hispanic decent, and might not have seen themselves as white - which was flexible back then.

This doesn't mean slavery didn't play a part in the Texas revolution, but a slavery focus does rob Texas of an important part of it's history.

Personally, I see Texas as the child of Mexico, with an abusive stepdad called America. Texas picked up a lot of Americans worst habits.

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It's not a complete episode, but I remember this one scene from modern day Simpsons that really shows how out-of-touch the writers are. The family is in some toy store and Lisa wants some Legos. She doesn't want one that comes with instructions, but the clerk says "We do all the imagining for you". Lisa then responds by asking what she just does not follow the instructions. The clerk then says they will sue.
I guess no one in the writing staff ever heard of the ever-growing MOC-community.

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>muh state's rights

Go dilate.

>They *would not stop* fucking around with anybody who opposes/warns of global warming to the point where they had entire episodes showing it up as a fear over nothing. (Though admittedly I've heard they redacted this but they still did damage with this attitude.)

Yeah. It was such a shame when the polar ice caps melted and half the world turned into Water World and the other half The Day After Tomorrow. If only South Park hadn't made fun of Global Warning, Al Gore could've swooped in on his private jet and saved us all.

Or you know, they're just making fun of the lack of originality the Lego corporation has had within like the last decade and a half. Whoa.

Shitty cat owner and a shitty son. Thanks for the clarification.

Seems like you got cats and n-words mixed up there somehow friend.

>MOC-Community
What's a MOC?

Is this a Sans undertale reference

it's either Men of Color, or 'mamacitas de coco'
i'm voting for paraditas.

>literally said slavery was a big factor
>blamed US pro-slavers
but muh cibil wah

the fuck is this?

The biggest thing for me is when he tried to frame Hank for murdering Debbie and Hank didn't even get mad.

A Jojo Reference.

Well you obviously "bothered" them. If you interact with them they will interact with you. user's statement still stands.

t. assblasted liberal

Lego terminology for My Own Creation. Basically making something out of Lego that wasn't in the instructions.

Yeah, and they're also driving species to exctinction because they kill and kill, and for what? Just because

Dogs actually have a purpose and place in our society, and they actually like us

Neck yourself pinche chicano

Hank has his HazMat license, sorry I forget which episode its mentioned but its a good one.

I think that's more a case of "we are literally out of ideas" than trying and failing to comment on society

>we live in a place where the maximum amount for neutering is 3 animals per person.
what the fuck? did pets make that law? is your county run by some kind of animal shelter cabal that wants to increase the number of stray animals? what kind of absolutely bonkers logic is that?

Is hank driving without a cdl?

>Ecological conservation episode
>Hank thinks it's hippy dippy nonsense until he actually does his due diligence and reads up and sees the merit in it.
>Actual conflict comes from his boss only paying lip service to the idea

I don't reay understand the point of an anti-gun episode when culturally america is just as pro-gun as ever and states really have been pushing towards looser laws in-spite of the media zeitgeist and the federal governement.

Isn't that a good reason? In the sense of using your platform to argue your opinions, not in the sense they're right or wrong. You don't just say something when it's popular, in fact it's probably most dire to stand up when it's not.

That joke sounds awful. Not out-of-touch, but like says, out of ideas.

You think so? If anything Hank seems like way more of a reasonable and moderate guy in the later seasons than he does the earlier ones, with more left leaning sensibilities.

>sent to Texas in order to be executed, even though he was tried in NYC

Wat?

>I swear I remember an episode of Scooby-Doo that said ww2 ended in the 20’s

The worst on-topic Scooby Doo related thing I remember is the episode where a bat's sonar was messed up by the radiation from uranium deposits in a mine, thus demonstrating that the writer didn't know the difference between sonar and radar, or how radiation works.

That was a doozy.

Man that episode was ham-fisted.

I honestly didn't know radar had anything to do with radiation.

I didn't have a problem with this episode. Cats that are removed from their owners and put into a new home can become total assholes, and Hank was not a cat person. Also, the owner chose the vet, and there are vets out there who overcharge as shit. I remember wanting to get one of my pets fixed at a vet in the city and it was over $1000. I said no to that, then went to a local vet in the suburbs and it cost me just a couple hundred.

Yeah I admit it's an overly simplistic reduction, the later seasons of KotH are pretty schizophrenic in terms of the "message" they try to get across, and there are actually some that I, as a liberal, feel like they missed the mark with, like the organic farming episode, organic food doesn't magically taste better, it just has a more sustainable environmental impact when producing it, it feels like most of the later episodes were done without any research, or the presumption that "someone else" had done the research and made sure the episode wasn't a crock of shit.

I love my cat but put him in an unfamiliar situation away from all his favorite pissing places and he can be a fucking nightmare too.

>It amazes me that americans think soccer is a rich people sport.
I have literally never seen this association. What the fuck? What kind of Americans have you been talking to? Rich people sports are polo and golf.

You are so full of shit. Soccer is literally the game of poverty the world over, all you need is a bunch of rags wadded up into a ball and an empty lot to play it. Football you can't afford to play without pads, you get too hurt you can't work. You miss a day of work as a poorfag you don't eat.

To be fair, the food didn't magically taste better, the specific farm they went to actually gave a fuck. I think even the new shit was technically organic but Megalo Mart just didn't care so they made a subpar product at less cost.

He's saying it's a social thing, not a realistic thing.
Football and Basketball are poor people sports because they were popular among them first due to happenstance, Soccer got there later and only became popular among middle class/higher crowds on a national level.
Also technically you don't need pads and shit for a pick up game of Football and Basketball hoops are constantly improvised.

Crazy how?

>But cats are evil and fuckin' useless. It's like having another female around.
But men commit most of world's violent crime. Most dictators are men. Men calling women evil when they're the no 1 child rapists in the world is so hilarious.

First of all he's a cat person.
Secondly despite being an anti-semite married a jew until it destroyed his relationship.
Was a total mama's boy and agoraphobic.

>nfl players that have been arrested for domestic abuse
Niggers. You mean niggers.

Basketballs are harder to make on the fly because they have to be able to bounce so you can dribble, plus you need to be able to stand up hoops, that limits the materials and surfaces you can play on. Soccer you can play wherever with whatever. Dirt poor kids in India who don't even own pants can play soccer with used cleaning rags wadded into a ball and an empty dirt field by the train tracks with a couple of cans to mark the goals. It's the game of poor people, for poor people, the world over.

Rich people in America don't care about soccer anymore than poor people do, it's not our game. Rich people care about golf, horse racing, tennis, polo. Average people care about basketball, football, hockey.

>t. discord tranny

It bothered the fuck out of me that Hank specifically says in this episode he had a Class C Driver's Licence, when that would make him ineligible to drive a semi-truck of that size. And someone like Hank should know that!

I'm a cat person too, but damn, Lovecraft seems like he'd be an insufferable twat. This guy never had sex.

Everything is part of the spectrum, but "radiation" as we think of it is on the opposite side of the spectrum from radar. I don't see how nuclear radiation would have any impact on radar at all.

Family Guy has always just ignored logical consistency to move the plot along. It's even more evident in season 1.

>This guy never had sex.

He did, shockingly, but his wife always had to initiate it.

there's nothing in this world more evil than a pissed off woman.

>"Lol Meg If God was real why are you fat and why is Peter an asshole?"

Since both Meg and Peter were created by Seth Macfarlane, wouldn't this imply that Seth doesn't exist?

That was actually pretty funny.

But a point of Hank's character is that he believes in an idealistic America and is naive about the degree to which it's been corrupted by profit-chasing. Remember there is later a whole episode of Hank dealing with the realization that car salesmen are not on his side and were actively ripping him off.

Men are naturally more inclined to power and domination. It's genetic. Women would do all these things and more if they weren't out-competed. Witness whenever a woman does get into a position of power. They are just as tyrannical as men.

>I don't see how nuclear radiation would have any impact on radar at all.
If it's a digital radar, it could conceivably flip some bits and cause errors. It would also degrade the circuitry over time.

And to the more general topic of radiation, radiation is energy in the form of waves/particles that can disperse outward from a source. Electromagnetic radiation is usually what's referred to, but there are other kinds. Sonar uses acoustic radiation (propagating sound waves), and gravitational radiation has been detected recently. Electromagnetic radiation is generally categorized into two groups. Non-ionizing radiation (visible light and everything with a longer wavelength) interacts with matter by inducing electric currents, heating it up, or prompting an electron to temporarily jump to a higher energy oribital. Ionizing radiation (ultraviolet and everything with a shorter wavelength) has enough energy per photon to knock electrons clear out of atoms and molecules, meaning that it can cause molecular damage to living things, break down plastics, cause the photoelectric effect, etc. A powerful radar antenna can burn someone by heating them up, but it won't directly scramble DNA like exposure to X-rays would.

>Hank and the gang scab drive
Good. Fuck unions and strikers. Unless your job is literally abusive, or it's the only job in town, why not suck it up or get a better job?

Seriously, seems so self-entitled.

Isn't Redcorn a massive loser despite everything?

Phish and Wildlife was weird because it went super hard on anti-hippies and even anti-ACLU for most of the episode (one line was literally "the thing about self-reliance is... it's like... bad?"). But then it was like the writers realized how over the top it was so they shoved in a couple lines that revealed the park ranger was a bit of a nutcase who thinks hippies cause more pollution than DOW Chemical and Mexican trucks and was really eager to hose and pepper spray them.

It happens in the US. There was a series of Qur'an bonfires in Florida in 2010 and several cities had organized Harry Potter book burning when they were coming out.

>it’s cats fault for driving species to be extinct
>clearly not humans and dogs too no no

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You ever work on a farm? Because I have and the terrier is good for fast pest control but long term is the cat.

How's that bootleather taste?

>spoof
lolnope it was 100% supposed to be taken seriously
Typical SUcuck logic hiding behind "references" in lieu of actual writing.

I'd almost argue that it wasn't aimed at Americans, but then it did that whole "call your congressman to ban guns!" which is completely American.
What makes no sense is if it was for Americans then the show would have acknowledged that actual firearm retailers are heavily locked down in paperwork and background checks (California, where the show is made and staff live in, you need like two fucking weeks minimum wait from turning in papers to actually getting your gun and even then you need to obtain a gun license from another state like Utah before anything even happens) and it's only criminals who buy/sell guns illegally that can just walk up to a shady dealer and be packing heat.

You could just post every single SU episode in this thread and still be completely on-topic.

what happened to butch, you mean to say he actually did something so bad that Nickelodeon let him go?

Why? They corrupted the gems by accident and Steven can heal gems. It makes sense that all four of them together could reverse it. There's no moral quandary there.

>if it was for Americans then the show would have acknowledged that
Why would they do that? Special episodes about molestation typically don't include the NAMBLA side of the argument.

They were defending how cigarette companies aren't actually the insane evil corprorate suits that lie, cheat, and steal for max profits like the anti-tobacco organizations do. Yeah smoking is bad for you, it leaves odors, and can harm other people, but don't act like a complete fucking asshat about it.

Except they did, for Hank's generation truckers WERE painted as cowboys of the highway in media. It was only once Reagan wanted to push his union busting and fucked the truckers that they got painted as a bunch of fat lazy pieces of shit. Or serial killers or rapists. So really OP you don't know shit about dick.

Because even the American-aimed special episodes from back in the day involving guns never made it so the person actually bought the gun from a walmart or whatever, they either took it from someone without their knowing (Static Shock, Gargoyles) or got it from a criminal weapons dealer.

In this scenario it'd be more akin to showing Nambla as literal supernatural extraterrestrials that are completely foreign and not really like actual molesters at all. Making the psa kind of useless since it just leaves the viewer ignorant of the actual situation. A Molestation psa that makes them seem like boogeymen doesn't help the kids because the real threat is they're just normal manipulative people that can be found anywhere. Similarly painting the gun situation like this just leaves the kids with a strange satirical misrepresentation of the situation.
Like this, Gargoyle's Gun episode was about the Gargoyles finding a gun and treating it like a toy, that's an actual helpful psa a child can use in their lives.

> you need to obtain a gun license from another state like Utah before anything even happens
Dude, wtf are you even talking about?

>Letting them sit in my lap and petting them on a fairly regular basis counts as "bothering"
I'd be lying if I said I didn't like them but damn it I got work in the morning

>Southern guy with a Christian Choir is the skeleton remote peddler
>"I guess there is only one thing I can do!"
>character is on the ground literally crying and whoever he is talking to gets zapped
Oh man it's bad. It's so bad and on the nose it's awkward.

I'm sorry that your life is hard because you only get 20 vacation days a year and that your lunch break is only two hours long. Is it true they stopped serving Maine lobster and fair trade mocha lattes in the cafeteria? Oh my God, that sounds like something the Nazis would do!!!!

Seriously, at the security job I have held for three years, I get five paid vacation days a year. I get by through strategically placing them with my weekend, and even take a day off if need be. Before that, I never got paid vacation. If I wanted to see my family for the summer or Christmas, I had to take time off work.

But trannies are gross

Wow man, that sucks. If only there existed some kind of organizational structure comprised f your fellow employees that could be used to exert your collective bargaining power to negotiate better compensation and benefits from your employer. Anyway, unions, who needs them, right?

>If only there existed some kind of organizational structure comprised f your fellow employees that could be used to exert your collective bargaining power to negotiate better compensation and benefits from your employer.

Instead, how about:
A. Asking your boss for a raise or a promotion after proving yourself through hard work.
B. Use the skills, exp and connections that you have made at the current job to apply for a better job someplace else.

>train episode
>any time someone calls the engineer/driver/fireman the "conductor"

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>A. Asking your boss for a raise or a promotion after proving yourself through hard work.
You must be one lazy piece of shit, if you think it's that simple even though you are still getting treated like shit.
>B. Use the skills, exp and connections that you have made at the current job to apply for a better job someplace else.
Except companies collude to set industry standards for wages, that benefit them. They hate unions exclusively because they don't want workers at that table.

kill me pete

Again, I don't make the law, the law's retarded, but there's nothing I can't do about it. All we can do is just use other people's names until we get to the limit.

Don't be dragging me into this. I kept telling her that the cats were a bad idea.

They're Lego Blocks, not Legos.

A. Asking your boss for a raise or a promotion after proving yourself through hard work.

>he has to ask for a raise

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Actually they're LEGO Bricks, not blocks, you troglodyte.

Instead, how about bosses either:
A. Take smaller bonuses so they can pay their employees higher wages and treat subordinates fairly without being asked.
B. Accept the fact that their employees are just going to do the bare minimum because they get the bare minimum.

Dang.

It's Yea Forums, but.
>Every episode of Yu-gi-oh! Arc-V from the Synchro Arc up
It's so stupid, even by Yu-gi-oh! standards. It makes even less sense than Duelist Kingdom!

I actually thought it was just corny enough to be funny.

Low quality of OKKO but I got a chuckle out of it. I really don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.