Lisa Simpson

It's from "The Italian Bob," Season 17.

Lisa needs braces

For her back, maybe.

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You could at least post more art assbag

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Okay, no. Show's over, everyone go home.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis

In a stealth pedo-thread? Please. The only reason OP used that image is because pedos are getting desperate on account of their threads getting nuked.

There's been a thread with Lisa Simpson rape porn posted on it up for hours, user.

>nut ter
>no nut

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Not in the catalog. Why don't you tell us where it is, snitch? Because that's your game, right, Snitchy?

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Big tits make everything better. You literally can't disprove it.

How many times has Lisa become drunk and/or high? I know at least two times.

At least three: This episode, Selma's Choice, and Last Exit To Springfield.

Four, counting Caper Chase. When Lisa finds out over dinner that Homer's teaching nuclear physics at Burns' university, she immediately grabs Marge's glass of wine and downs it in one gulp.

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>Bart drunk at the parade in the prohibition episode made me feel funny even as a kid

Are you me?

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She got a fat ass

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agree

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Yeardley and most of the fanbase prefers this ship, the writers are obsessed with forcing LisaxMilhouse for some reason.

Are we having that thread again?

what episode is that from?

I sure hope so!

jesus why is western porn so fucking ugly and lacking any restraint?
>HURR DURR BIG TITS MAKE PEEPEE HARD, SO ME DRAW THEM REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG!

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Lisa is for suffering

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Homer Scissorhands.

Is this a Carrie refference?

Lisa as a Thot is just a magical thing

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yes please

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The show has never had a Lisa shower/bath scene, not even one so covering as this where you don't see anything.

Yeah, it was a Carrie parody from a THOH comic. It was...weird.

Too bad they never show her naked butt unlike Bart who gets naked every season and has show his penis twice (3 times if you count the French ad).

this is a good thread deserving only the most proper and respectful internet comment.

Bounced on my bart's dick to this for hours, then told him "get out, I'm piss." I've been 8 for about a hundred years so you know when I finally hit puberty it's going to be a monster period like that one scene from The Shining, except Jack Nicholson already got lost in there and froze to death. In most universes that would be a time paradox, but on the Internet it just means that both boomers and underage-b& can fap to something they're not supposed to (_)_):::::::D~~~ reagan did 9/11 (that's how long we've been on the air) aaaaaand SEND

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>I've been 8 for about a hundred years so you know when I finally hit puberty it's going to be a monster period like that one scene from The Shining, except Jack Nicholson already got lost in there and froze to death.
honestly that sounds like the plot of a Treehouse of Horror episode, like Bart and Lisa find out that time has stopped for Springfield and fix it, which leads to them going from 8/10 to 18/20 in mere minutes as time finally catches up on Springfield, have it be a sorta parody of the "American Werewolf In London" transformation scene but for the effects of puberty

"That dress of yours looks awfully tight, Lisa. Here, let me help you out of it."

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She do.

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The HD animation is so bad.

i need this person now
NOOOOOOOOOW

i need more remade screen caps, but with huge tits. I WILL PAY FOR THIS, BADLY.

Not if Bob has anything to say about it.

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Ugh. I shot a load to this image and I hate myself for it.

Needs nude edit.

You probably fap to little girls then you pedo.

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like mother, like daughter

Because that absolutely never happens in nip porn, obviously

It's a drawing. You can sometimes let loose the restraint. Otherwise, you might as well just fap to regular stuff.

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this

listen the monster bosom'd lass!

>You just KNOW

>restraint
>Don't make it too good, just make it okay. I don't want to enjoy it too much.

>Needs nude edit.
Unlike her brother since he gets official nudity all the time.

God this was a weird episode. I wonder if the writers room was just the all literally masturbating.

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In nip porn its usally drawn well. Western art almost always fucks up the faces or something.

Season 14 in general was weird for Marge. Getting turned into a cat woman in the THOH, getting implants, becoming a bodybuilder... Only thing missing was a WG episode.

>getting implants, becoming a bodybuilder
one or both of these should have been a permanent change for Marge, preferably both

implants

should have just been a cutaway with her having some new real tits surgery, because real tits are better than fakes.

but it would have improved her character a ton, because she had none before that episode or since. tits can make a difference.

I was always upset with how quick and simple her surgery was and how the whole town focused on them.

Should have been an effect from a natural supplement being misdiagnosed to her and the jokes coming from her slowly growing large over the episode. Alternatively, have a female friend of Marge get breast implants instead and the episode focus on their dynamic.

>drawn well
sfit through more than ten and expand your mind

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sauce

I'm more into mature Lisa

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_s th_s _ J_j_ r_f_r_nc_?

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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both obviously, and a Large Bart and Large Maggie while we're at it

>Only thing missing was a WG episode.

We can only hope one day it will happen.

Also im waiting to the point they redo large marge but with ass implants now.

AWAKEN MY EMPEROR!

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Sauce?

Can't say for sure since I've only found the art here and there and just save what pops up. I just know it's Korean. Maybe a more worldly user can enlighten us both?

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>lisaanon is back
Based.

I remember when the user posted these in the Simpsons screenshot drawfag thread, good times were had by all (and drawfag if you're reading this, make more of those please)

It's not weird that I think Lisa's voice is hot, is it? She's voiced by an adult, so that's okay, right?

artist?

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Artist is Junkpuyo, for both pictures. They're on Twitter using that name. The girl is their character/sorta-mascot, Beryl. Have fun.

According to the drawthread booru, dbaru is the artist.

So the best possible material would just be images of a single color, since anything less would mean there are parts of the image not covered by a massive breast.

almost forgot about that episode.

i wonder what the goggles do

Nothing.

God, so many days praying to see this on ABC Family

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Which is why she stopped wearing them.

Nah, there needs to be just enough space to convey shape as well as size.

That was actually funny.

>So the best possible material would just be images of a single color, since anything less would mean there are parts of the image not covered by a massive breast.
inb4 everyone posting big flat yellow squares to this thread and getting banned.

Sneed

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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If you guys want Lisa porn just ask for it.

Awaken my masters!

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Reminds me of someone else.

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Lisa is going to be a cool wine aunt.

Big.

Artist?

We need more fanart of Clobber Girl

We need more fanart of Clobber Girl that isn’t dA bondage crap.

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>powers based around breathing
>smokes

With a chest like that, she’ll alternate between cool and awkward depending on how much wine she’s had.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

I didn't understand why I found drunk girls hot some time ago. But after some contemplation, I've realized that it's connected to why I like slutfus like Clover, Stella or Sailor Venus: girls with low inhibitions are hot to me.

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Clearly her ancestry at work.

Nelson x Lisa was always the redpilled ship.

Here you go guys, the banned original poster.

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Is that the one where she gets used as a living battery for the rest of her life by Mr Burns?

Left out the cat deal...people would watch this boring crap for THAT

Saved.

Why are you even arguing with some semen intoxicated teenagers who have no taste whatsoever?

A question for any anons familiar with the relevant maths: is it possible to estimate the minimum upper limit of Clobber Girl's strength based on the amount of force it would take to pull this feat off?

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People who draw tits on lolis should be publicly executed

Based on the fact that the Statue of Liberty weighs 225 tons, or 225 000 kg, her strength should be above 225 000 * 9.8 = 2 205 000 N = 2 205 kN

WHITE

girls can start getting them as early as 9 mate

I have yet to see a 9 years old tit monster, the other user's right, unrealistic loli should be illegal.

So if I'm reading these online converters right, she can lift at least 247 tons?

she also does it effortless, with 1 arm and jumps several feet of the ground

based and anti-sjw pilled

I heard Pen Ward (The guy who created Adventure Time) had a crush on Lisa when he was a kid but can't remember anymore where. Is this true?

TV Guide had some "cartoon dream date" thing and Richard Dean Anderson nominated Lisa.

you'll have to dig around in archive.org to find it, it happened in the 1990s

>ywn see a comic where MacGuyver and Col. O'Neill Eiffel Tower Lisa Simpson

Damn right she does.

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yipes, when was this? i thought it was simpsons policy to draw the dress longer to avoid shots like that no matter what.

That was from the initial shitty animation in Some Enchanted Evening before they went back and fixed it.

GOOD NIGHT SPRINGTON, THERE WILL BE NO ENCORES

DAMMIT. AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>i thought it was simpsons policy to draw the dress longer to avoid shots like that no matter what
Then what happened in Girls Just Wanna Have Sums?

Earliest I've seen was 10.

Gnarly concert.
Wanna trash the stage?
Ok.

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>i thought it was simpsons policy to draw the dress longer to avoid shots like that

I never heard that.

Why do the writers have such a Bart humiliation fetish?

Stupid question, but why not just draw Lisa with pants or shorts if they were afraid of panty shots?

dunno. why does her dress have no shoulder straps? eight year olds don't dress like that.

reason: because that's what matt groening scribbled out at the last minute in the Tracey Ullman Show office so he wouldn't have to give her his Life in Hell characters. and he stuck with it.

Actually Marge didn't wear a strapless dress in the earlier Ullman shorts. Towards the end the character designs started to look more like they would on the show.

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What did they mean by this?

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Because they can get away with it, but the moment they humiliate Lisa, the SJWs will be all over them. And of course, Yeardley the Privileged will have her Scientology masters tear them to shreds.

I thought Nancy Cartwright was the Scientologist.

so uhhhhhhh
any other huge boobs requests....?

i ain't an art savant, but i wanna doodle something while watching simpsons

^This. Nancy is the Sc*entologist, not Yeardley.

>but the moment they humiliate Lisa, the SJWs will be all over them
what are you talking about, Lisa is the show's spiritual punching bag.

i don't have time
antihumansite.wordpress.com/2018/02/09/i-watched-all-629-episodes-of-the-simpsons-in-a-month-heres-what-i-learned/

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Also what's wrong with panty shots? Nobody ever complained when Little Audrey did them. :^)

I want an episode about Lisa's first lesbian experience.

I actually think that's possible in today's political climate.

Possible? You mean inevitable, right?

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This guy's opinions are intriguing and I must subscribe to his newsletter.

every time i see this pic, "hey guys why no 34 of this threesome" "you know why, adultfucker"

Anyone, or just Lisa?

anyone or lisa
female though, not doing any weird shit

Go on, give Lisa some love

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Selma

how about a huge boobed version of Lisa as Clobber Girl

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I can’t tell if this is shitty copy pasta or if we’re going to be on the next episode

>i-watched-all-629-episodes-of-the-simpsons-in-a-month-heres-what-i-learned
>~3 episodes per hour
>~209 hours of simpsons
>~6.74 hours of simpsons per day for 31 days
Plausible, but fuck that noise.

im sure they gave up once season 15 hit, since they aren't a fucking fan or anything probably.

i think most people forget the simpsons is still on or if they do, its just "oh, huh... i wonder what else is on".

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>they gave up once season 15 hit
It's a long article and they give breakdowns of Lisa focused episodes up to s29.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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Cartoons are supposed to be weird, if they're not you do it in live action.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

pls be true. I'm doing reps right now, browsing Yea Forums in-between

If you actually watch the HD episodes, you have problems to begin with.

what is this? is the head from a licensed thing, and the rest of it made from random scraps or something? or is the whole thing bootleg?

or the whole thing LICENSED

Fetal alcohol syndrome fetish art

Sorry for phone post, but its the only way
Also the shit art.

>just remember lisa, short shallow breaths and keep your spine bent

>aunt selma, is that popping sound something i should be afraid of?

>no, your just forcing your body to accept its wonderful gifts

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Probably a bootleg.

yes, but a bootleg WHAT? i dare say it doesn't look like a doll

Burger King toy?

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They seem to like using this gag a lot.

I've heard the suggestion that she has clear plastic shoulder straps.

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would be a good theory if she had shoulders

there was one episode where she was mad at marge and stopped wearing her pearls and it looked so weird

>there was one episode where she was mad at marge and stopped wearing her pearls and it looked so weird
yeah kinda like how Marge doesn't have her pearls for most of Strong Arms of The Ma and also looks weird because of it(to the point that a very large percentage of fan art I've seen for that episode has her with the pearls even though they shouldn't be there)

that's actually pretty decent, if you do any more though it would be a good idea to draw it on non-lined paper

Love between brother and sister is the purest form of love.

Shadman?

Its all i got, sadly.

I completely agree, it's to do with autism

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I'd suggest grabbing a sketch pad as soon as you can, they aren't exactly expensive

you definitely should draw more though, that's for sure

youtube.com/watch?v=Ng9gORs5KYw

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Why did I think following that would lead anywhere I want to be

Ok, it is kinda cramped drawing on that pad.
Kinda surprised i could draw anything.

>you might as well just fap to regular stuff
okay tell me where I can fap to real life lisa simpson

Curious, why do you like it?

oh wait i bet i know what happened here.

it's a real item, but internally her body snapped in half, but the clothes are all attached, so her lower half is kind of prolapsed out of the bottom of her dress.

does that sound about right?

I didn't know this had a SFW version.

>>>/tlhg/

>t. redneck

What is Lisa's haircut meant to resemble in the first place?

i don't know
its really just spiky nonsense, but OP is probably a good example of what it would look like or at least its pleasing to my eye and not a fucking eyesore like how it looks on the show.

i can't wait for it to die
it will be like if an elderly JFK died, well loved, but forgotten in the twilight years.