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How does this manlet get all the women more than Batman and Tony Stark combined?Someone explained how this is possible...

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Face and superhero status >>>> height

Different question: does he have claws in his feet, too?

As near as I can tell, a combination of pheromones and sheer badass-itude.

i'm an inch taller than Wolverine

Women like rugged men.

>does he have claws in his feet, too?
No, but his "daughter" X-23 does.

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Back in the day people weren't retarded enough to believe their own jokes and then push them as a social standard.

>tfw 5'6"
wolverine is a manlet LOL imagine being under 5'6". can't be me

>Someone explained how this is possible...
1 girls love bad boys
2 he's had like 120 years to perfect his game

>Logan
>195lbs
He's close to 300lbs, user. Metal skeleton.

Dude is over 100 years old, he knows a lot more about how to please a lady then these other kids on the team that have had 1-2 girlfriends.

I dont think thats a healthy weight for a man hus heigh.

he's cool and edgy so writers feel comfortable self-inserting as him

You're a foot shorter than I am user.

Why would Drax refer to anyone as "human"?

Bendis

That's okay. I like my women taller than me.

Yeah that's true

so, like age 12 and up?

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Big dick energy

He literally has a heavy ass metal coating his bones. Honestly I thought he weighed more

Cause he fucks women the way they want to be fucked and he can go all night long

Women love violent men. It’s why gladiators were sex symbols in the Roman Empire and serial killers have groupies.

195 not including the weight of the adamantium

bones are laced in adamantium... not covered in it. Go back to early descriptions... if the stuff is unbreakable, you do not need pounds and pounds of the stuff to make rapidly healing bones hold together.

So does Superman,
What's your point?

No, Gunn

Bad boy > Boy Scout for a lot of women.

You kniw how many women climbs on Supes? There even a chick who literally wants to have his baby.

Also Thor says hi!

Then explain how Captain America has so many fangirls despite being a boring Boy Scout?

Bendis forgot that the comic book version of Drax used to be human.

Chicks love solders/military men

They like Evans as Cap. They don’t know shit about the comic version and don’t care.

lmao imagine believing quite literal propaganda

That confidence thing they keep telling you about isn't total bullshit.
Also he's hung like horse, that helps getting second visits.

You see kid, imaginary rules from Yea Forums, or your incel community does not apply in the real world, and for that matter, nor the comicbook world.
As a matter of fact it only applies as a excuse for being socially and mentally inept.

The difference is Wolvie is a slut while Supes is a pure boy who only has room for one waifu in his laifu.

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UNATCO?

Stop being triggered manlet.

This, not to mention Thor who has every chick drooling on him literally.

I'm sure being played by Chris Hemsworth has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Do you think Wolverine ever fuck a dude or at the very least a trap at one point?

I think someone at Marvel from back then had a vision of the future in which Wolverine, the ugliest, shortest, most dickish superhero at the time, would be played by Hugh Jackman. The vision drove him mildly insane and he gave Wolverine all the bitches in a desperate attempt to have things make sense.

Do you not know how many chicks hop on Thor and want him? He's a Viking Barbarian Chad dude.

>Spiderman get more women than Nightwing and is on par with Batman with it.

Damn Parker! Lol

Wolverine is a good self insert/power fantasy for a lot of writers with pent up issues. Think of why the whole Logan and Jean/Scott thing is like it is. There's got to be a lot of men writing comic books that are mad that chad is dating the red head of their dreams.

You’re 12? user, please.

>more than Batman and Tony Stark combined
Tony is very closely behind him

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Because they don't actually spend time with the character

>Wolverine
>ugly

He's not ugly. He's short and a dick but he radiates masculinity and he's a good father figure. No wonder bitches love him.

Alot of people spend time with Cap and Superman user..

Superman only has room for one gal in his life but that gal gets such special service she'll never give it up, like Sue Storm

Logan can pine over Jean but he's not gonna turn down Storm when she wants the GD

Quit screwing around.

Nah, Spidey just gets kissed and flirted with a lot. His actual sexual conquests are pretty low compared to the top three.

he's a hardcore WEEB and still taller than most jap women

just cast kit harrington as wolverine for the mcu please

Logan is a pedophile who fucked Squirrelgirl

Parker has been laying pipe since Skip. It is just off panel.

This,
Women love Spiderman.
Parker gets more wonen that he rivals Batman. Even She-Hulk wanted some of Parker as well as Rogue.

Hairy chest